We Are the Williams

[ThreeHeadedWilliam]

We are the Williams from ff % 464.

We devour living beings from this shathole planet, including many rotund conservatives who couldn't outrun us.

We enjoy fecking around with people, for that is who we are.

We tell it how it is, and aren't meager about it.

We are Trinket [left head], Trunket [Center] and Tod [Right head]. Remeber our names, and we will not devour you pets.

[Felicia]

Hello Trinket, Trunket and Tod. If you want to eat my dog you'll have to go through me first and I'll kick your ass and knock all three of your heads together!! (Think twice my friend :) )

[Socialmalfunction]

what about those people who dont have pets...

[Felicia]

I feel bad, I think I scared him away :( Oh well.