i just can't do it

[the last donut of the night]

today i tried doing it for myself after i bought an ounce of hubba dubba. i tried rolling it, but i just ended up with a loose joint that looked like shit. any tips for beginners?

[Pogue]

don't do drugs. drugs are bad.

[Jazzratt]

If you smoke ciogarettes start rolling your own - the only thing that will help is practice and practicing with tobacco is (marginally) cheaper.

[Tyrlop]

doing what with hubba bubba? masturbation thread?

[Luisrah]

doing what with hubba bubba? masturbation thread?

:laugh:

But seriously, you're going to feel sorry about it later.
I'll tell you ''I TOLD YOU'' when you have lung cancer

[Sasha]

ahh shut up you ppl, rolling joints is fun (and i say that wile i actualy prefer to smoke pure from an pipe)

here is an handbook on joint rolling, from the basic to the extreme (the ancient art of marijuana origami) http://fliiby.com/file/10475/dlbnx67j20.html

[Tyrlop]

just ask one of your friends to teach you. its not as hard as it looks

[bcbm]

make a pipe out of an apple.

[Panda Tse Tung]

I agree with the guy who said try it on tobacco, also try on smaller papers first before you do the big ones (unless you don't have big ones).

[Luisrah]

Don't do it, seriously.

You'll live less years because of it.
Smoking is the most stupid thing a person can do.

And when you wish you had never smoken, it will already be too late.
I won't feel pity for you when you have cancer in you tongue, throat, lungs etc.
I won't feel pity when you can't speak because of it, when you can't eat without having food directly onto your stomach because of it, I won't feel pity when one of those cancers spreads to the rest of your body and kills you.

[Raúl Duke]

Smoking is the most stupid thing a person can do.

And when you wish you had never smoken, it will already be too late.

Depends on what you're smoking I guess...


I won't feel pity for you when you can't breath anymore.

I guess this is a reference to tobacco but marijuana doesn't exactly obliterate your breathing as the tone of this sentence would suggest.

In fact, if I remember correctly, the fame swimmer Phelps does or used to to marijuana and he's still winning medals.

[Luisrah]

Depends on what you're smoking I guess...



I guess this is a reference to tobacco but marijuana doesn't exactly obliterate your breathing as the tone of this sentence would suggest.

In fact, if I remember correctly, the fame swimmer Phelps does or used to to marijuana and he's still winning medals.

Well, say what you want, smoking is a slow suicide.

As for Phelps, and all those who smoke whatever they do, they would be more healthy (thus living longer, and with less health problems) if they didn't smoke.
And that is irrefutable :)

[Vendetta]

today i tried doing it for myself after i bought an ounce of hubba dubba. i tried rolling it, but i just ended up with a loose joint that looked like shit. any tips for beginners?

http://media.nowpublic.net/images//f7/c/f7c55e00836b333e928f2fcd138a552e.jpg

Bowls are your friend

[bcbm]

Well, say what you want, smoking is a slow suicide.

As for Phelps, and all those who smoke whatever they do, they would be more healthy (thus living longer, and with less health problems) if they didn't smoke.
And that is irrefutable :)

marijuana is not associated with increased cancer risk.

[Walt]

Well, say what you want, smoking is a slow suicide.

As for Phelps, and all those who smoke whatever they do, they would be more healthy (thus living longer, and with less health problems) if they didn't smoke.
And that is irrefutable :)
Believe what you want, I know of people who have smoked since they are 15 and still smoking at the age of 60, perfectly fine, and no significant health problems. However, that's cigarettes, marijuana, on the other hand, is much more healthy, which is the main reason it's being used as medicine across the states and world. Saying you shouldn't smoke because of the health risks is saying you shouldn't drive because of the risk of a crash.

[Kléber]

put it on a table, get a magnifying glass and a straw and freebase that shit

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

I resent this affirmation that killing yourself by using harmful drugs is stupid

[Tyrlop]

people should start smoking marijuana when they get old, as young you shouldn't waste your youth on that. marijuana should be given to all elderly old people.

[Angry Young Man]

There was me thinking you were going through some kind of episode. But have someone else roll until you learn to roll

[Il Medico]

I've smoked for years and still can't roll. As another poster said "bowls are your friend". :)

[Rusty Shackleford]

http://aftermathnews.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/nazi_anti-smoking-campaign.jpg



Nazis were against smoking. if your against smoking, then by transitive property, you are also a Nazi.

[AK]

My friend just smoked his first joint today...

[Luisrah]

http://aftermathnews.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/nazi_anti-smoking-campaign.jpg



Nazis were against smoking. if your against smoking, then by transitive property, you are also a Nazi.

Smoking sucks, and I'm a commie.

Paradox.
Restrict me :tt2:

[LeninBalls]

Good decision. Rolling tobacco >>>>>> cigs.

Basically, read this (http://www.ehow.com/how_5642528_roll-cigarette-succesfully.html), learn from friends that roll and just practise. It only took me 2 days to learn and I've never looked back.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Smoking sucks, and I'm a commie.

Paradox.
Restrict me :tt2:

:laugh:

[Os Cangaceiros]

Knife hits, dude.

Knife hits.

[New Tet]

today i tried doing it for myself after i bought an ounce of hubba dubba. i tried rolling it, but i just ended up with a loose joint that looked like shit. any tips for beginners?

The classic "spliff":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9st0QBL3yBM

[LeninBalls]

If you're really desperate just get a rolling machine.

[Vendetta]

If you're really desperate just get a rolling machine.

My friend had one, it was awesome. Put out perfect little cigarettes filled with weed, and all we did was cut off the filter.:thumbup:

[Raúl Duke]

Believe what you want, I know of people who have smoked since they are 15 and still smoking at the age of 60, perfectly fine, and no significant health problems. However, that's cigarettes, marijuana, on the other hand, is much more healthy, which is the main reason it's being used as medicine across the states and world. Saying you shouldn't smoke because of the health risks is saying you shouldn't drive because of the risk of a crash.

Thanks and QFT

[Pirate Utopian]

Jhb-e3p-W_A

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

just try
the first time I tried I was successful in making a smokeable j
sure, it was probably ugly, too loose, too fat, whatever
practice

smoking grass in a pipe is bourgeois decadence

[Vendetta]

smoking grass in a pipe is bourgeois decadence

ur mom's a bourgeois decadence. ;)

joints ARE awesome though. but blunts are the shit. dutch masters.:thumbup:

[the last donut of the night]

thanks for the support guys

[Yazman]

You refer to marijuana as "hubba dubba?"

lmao!

[the last donut of the night]

You refer to marijuana as "hubba dubba?"

lmao!

No, this particular kind was called that. But now that you mention it, it seems nice.

[Lacrimi de Chiciură]

Knife hits, dude.

Knife hits.

We call that "hot knifing" it around here.

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

hot knifing is easily the most decadent, indulgent, wasteful, counter productive and bourgie way to smoke

[Rusty Shackleford]

hot knifing is easily the most decadent, indulgent, wasteful, counter productive and bourgie way to smoke

Yeah! Only the bourgeoisie revert to makeshift smoking methods to get their fix.

[the last donut of the night]

Dude, those bougey motherfuckers use 100 dollar bongs to smoke. Me and my homies use the incarnate spirit of the proletariat's suffering and roll our piff in it.

[Os Cangaceiros]

hot knifing is easily the most decadent, indulgent, wasteful, counter productive and bourgie way to smoke

Actually, it's probably the single most effective and economical way of getting stoned that I can think of, short of a sweet gravity bong or something.

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

hardly
it's like second-hand smoke

[Os Cangaceiros]

Not really, if you do it correctly.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Coke cans, and 2liter gravity bongs are the true prole way to get stoned.

Bourgie-stoners use $540 vaporizers (http://www.volcanovaporizersystem.com/?gclid=CObtqP2JrZ4CFSWjagodZQ8elA).

[Os Cangaceiros]

Coke cans, and 2liter gravity bongs are the true prole way to get stoned.


And whatever piece of fruit is nearby.

[Rusty Shackleford]

And whatever piece of fruit is nearby.

dont forget carrots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRuYhuGEGj4

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

you yanqs are totally wrong
any kinda pipe is decadent bourgie indulgence