Jokes..

[Nolan]

Haha does anyone know any good capitalist jokes? And don't say the private health care industry.

[hugsandmarxism]

Trickle-down economics.

[mykittyhasaboner]

So two capitalists walk into a bar...

[Il Medico]

So two capitalists walk into a bar...
And they buy it.

[GracchusBabeuf]

http://img.moronail.net/img/8/5/1085.jpg

[mykittyhasaboner]

^that picture feels so wrong on so many levels

And they buy it.
assholes

[GayEpilepticFightingRobot]

So two Jews-


Wait..

[Rusty Shackleford]

didnt we have a huge fail of a thread like this a while ago?

[ZeroNowhere]

Yes.

[Angry Young Man]

Maybe this one can float, as long as Big Brother doesn't keep making shit jokes.

[Coggeh]

What do you get when 2 trotskyists have an argument about a banana ? ... 11 Sects....

[Angry Young Man]

How many bourgeois economists does it take to change a light bulb?
Gah, leave it, it'll fix itself.

[Angry Young Man]

How many primmies does it take to change a candle?

[Raúl Duke]

None? They would have abandoned or destroyed the candle as exploitative decadent technology...

[Tyrlop]

how many humens does it take to open a box and put something in it so the light turns on:confused: 1 right?

[Honggweilo]

this can be seen as a capitalist joke

how was copper wire invented? two dutchmen fighting over a nickel

[LOLseph Stalin]

What do you get when 2 trotskyists have an argument about a banana ? ... 11 Sects....

Haha. This one was actually good because sadly that's true.

[Angry Young Man]

this can be seen as a capitalist joke

how was copper wire invented? two dutchmen fighting over a nickel

I wasn't aware the Dutch were stereotypically tight. It's usually Scotsmen

[Wanted Man]

It's the same for Dutch and Scots. The stereotype is general in the Netherlands, but there's also a regional variant: in the medieval age, there was a lot of conflict between two towns. One of them was having financial difficulties, so they sold their church bells to the rival town. When the money was paid, the citizens kept counting and counting it until their fingers were blue, to make sure that they got the right price. People from the town of Zwolle are known as "bluefingers" because of that. Or at least, that's the legend. Dumb story eh? :rolleyes:

Anyway, I don't have any jokes for you, but why does the thread begin with "Haha"? Nothing funny had been said at that point yet (not afterwards either, to be fair).

[Nolan]

Haha that's just how I talk. No, I was in an especially engaging conversation on Facebook with a friend about his stingy boss. I guess I just kinda subconsciously wrote it..

[Il Medico]

The Austrian School of Economics.

[mikelepore]

This isn't actually a joke, but a funny fact from the news in 2000, the way capitalists toot their horn automatically. When the pet supply company pets.com declared bankruptcy, and had to sell all their assets to pay debts, they announced it in a press release that described the company as "the leading online pet retailer."

[Angry Young Man]

One from Russia, where they really fucking hate the nouveau riche:

Two yuppies are sat in this posh coffee shop in central Moscow. One says 'hey, do you like my tie? I paid $400 for it!' The other replies 'You got ripped off, dude: you could have paid twice that at that shop over there!'

[Kayser_Soso]

One from Russia, where they really fucking hate the nouveau riche:

Two yuppies are sat in this posh coffee shop in central Moscow. One says 'hey, do you like my tie? I paid $400 for it!' The other replies 'You got ripped off, dude: you could have paid twice that at that shop over there!'

Holy shit that is so true. I remember a hilarious conversation with a fellow teacher(who was from England) who once told me about his student's holiday plans. The student was quite proud to say she was going to Greece for $10,000. Yes that's right, Greece, for $10,000. For those who are from America and might not be familiar with prices for all-inclusive resorts(which Russians prefer), this is a ridiculous ripoff. My friend told me that for $10,000, he would fly to Australia, maybe visit New Zealand, and then return in the same amount of time. I can't remark on those prices, but I do know that one can stay in a beautiful resort in Greece, Turkey, Cyprus, UAE, India,or Egypt, for FAR less than $10,000. Russia seems to be one of the few countries where people are actually proud of paying massive amounts of money for virtually nothing. It's worn like a badge of honor here.

[brigadista]

not a capitalist joke but what is difference between ET and the Brits?



ET went home.....

[Rusty Shackleford]

not a capitalist joke but what is difference between ET and the Brits?



ET went home.....

ahaha i get it.