The Holy Fonz
16th November 2009, 19:31
I was walking through liverpool airport in 2008 trying to find a spot to sit down and read my newly bought book which i aquired from from WHsmith at the airport.
I chose a seat next to the fancy car thats always their and just waited for my flight with my travel entourage sitting in a notoriously consumerist "trendy" cofee shop(well the airport equivelent).
As i sat down i heard a couple pass a few smug remarks about me which were along the lines of the usual upper class smug put downs which were based upon the fact i was wearing a black pair of combat pants a black belt, combat boot a Tshirt with a picture of Mao on the front and a bright pink beret with a badge with the slogan jesus liked to suck dick too ask his ex wife which was given to me by a friend who is involved with a gay and lesbian pride band and had made his own badges to piss off the pure crowd.
Add a ginger head of hair and a book called the autobiography of Malcom X and white middle class parents were throwing acid in their childrens eyes as to save them from the corruption that is left wing ideology.
Now this was a time when i was first introduced to communism, i thought i was che guevara and was so full of pride at being a red i was doing my upmost to piss every snooty bastard in that place off in a very childish manner(like going into the fast food kiosks and trying to convince people to not put their money in the hands of the consumerist giants like burger king, which made me look like a huge prat i am guessing:))
Anyway as i was reading this couple who were wearing the help for heroes wristbands and both had crosses on and constantly shouted at their young children for fidgeting and generally being kids, looked over at me and starting talking about me, i caught words like thug and terrorist, as well as homophobic slurs like dirty queer and the usual ooh depraved statement .
I am not even gay:)
I said excuse me to them and the man got quite aggressive stood up and told his wife to take the children away and then proceeded to tell me that being gay was a disgrace and was unnatural and a harm to society.
I looked at him with the biggest mad dog stare ever and said, well mr fucking hypocryt i suppose flying is natural to the fucking human race.
He went red in the face and looked like he was about to burst into a goose step.
About 5 people who were sitting on the row of chairs all sprang to my defense and told the guy to stop being a cock basically.
I felt like a hero with the working class economy easy jet deathtrap guys rebeling against the first class british airways.
I was wondering do any of you guys have any funny experiences like this from when you first found communism.
I chose a seat next to the fancy car thats always their and just waited for my flight with my travel entourage sitting in a notoriously consumerist "trendy" cofee shop(well the airport equivelent).
As i sat down i heard a couple pass a few smug remarks about me which were along the lines of the usual upper class smug put downs which were based upon the fact i was wearing a black pair of combat pants a black belt, combat boot a Tshirt with a picture of Mao on the front and a bright pink beret with a badge with the slogan jesus liked to suck dick too ask his ex wife which was given to me by a friend who is involved with a gay and lesbian pride band and had made his own badges to piss off the pure crowd.
Add a ginger head of hair and a book called the autobiography of Malcom X and white middle class parents were throwing acid in their childrens eyes as to save them from the corruption that is left wing ideology.
Now this was a time when i was first introduced to communism, i thought i was che guevara and was so full of pride at being a red i was doing my upmost to piss every snooty bastard in that place off in a very childish manner(like going into the fast food kiosks and trying to convince people to not put their money in the hands of the consumerist giants like burger king, which made me look like a huge prat i am guessing:))
Anyway as i was reading this couple who were wearing the help for heroes wristbands and both had crosses on and constantly shouted at their young children for fidgeting and generally being kids, looked over at me and starting talking about me, i caught words like thug and terrorist, as well as homophobic slurs like dirty queer and the usual ooh depraved statement .
I am not even gay:)
I said excuse me to them and the man got quite aggressive stood up and told his wife to take the children away and then proceeded to tell me that being gay was a disgrace and was unnatural and a harm to society.
I looked at him with the biggest mad dog stare ever and said, well mr fucking hypocryt i suppose flying is natural to the fucking human race.
He went red in the face and looked like he was about to burst into a goose step.
About 5 people who were sitting on the row of chairs all sprang to my defense and told the guy to stop being a cock basically.
I felt like a hero with the working class economy easy jet deathtrap guys rebeling against the first class british airways.
I was wondering do any of you guys have any funny experiences like this from when you first found communism.