One Thatcher down, one to go

[Jeoh]

'Thatcher dead' text sparks fears (BBC) (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8358544.stm)

Almost sparked celebrations here. :lol:

[Dimentio]

Reminds about a story of Rome's plunder in AD 410.

The prime minister came to the Emperor Honorius and consoled him with the news that Rome had fallen.

"But he was eating from my hands this morning!" the Emperor started to sob.

The Emperor had a rooster named Rome as well. When he was informed that it was his capital, he became happy again.

[Il Medico]

Too bad it was the cat.

[Angry Young Man]

My eyes lit up when I clicked on this thread. I was about to get to the m4 and hitchhike to London, but you had to let me down. You suck, Jeoh

[Dr Mindbender]

We need Thatcher to live long enough to see the revolution so she can recieve the justice she deserves.

I've even thought how her ideal punishment should be performed. Pushed out over Buenos Airies in a union jack parachute by a plane load of miners.

[LeninBalls]

We need Thatcher to live long enough to see the revolution so she can recieve the justice she deserves.

I've even thought how her ideal punishment should be performed. Pushed out over Buenos Airies in a union jack parachute by a plane load of miners.

From a plane commandeered by Irish republicans...

[Dr Mindbender]

From a plane commandeered by Irish republicans...

yes, that one too.

[Jazzratt]

I was talking to a friend of mine a while back about the prospect of a state funeral and after we went through all the usual comments ("as long as shes still alive when we do it" and so on) he said something along the lines of "I don't care who fits the bill as long as they remember to cut her head off, bury the torso at a crossroads with a stake through the heart and stuff a clove of garlic in her mouth". I quite liked that one, even though it mashed together unrelated bits of folklore on the disposal of things you really don't want coming back from the dead.

[ls]

Oh well, she's got dementia anyway.

She probably doesn't even know who she is most of the time, also apparently she sometimes forgets her husband is dead http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24232761-1702,00.html so goes through the pain of having to be told that.. well, he's dead. I personally would say you could consider that as 'worse than death'. ;)

She certainly deserves it given what she's done.

[Jazzratt]

Hmm. With that in mind perhaps there should be a campaign to keep her going :p

[Angry Young Man]

That's my old man's philosophy - a long life of suffering. Maybe if one of her vile progeny kicks it before she does.

Personally I like Frankie Boyle's idea - for £3m, get every man in Scotland a shovel and dig a whole so deep they can deliver her to Satan personally

[gorillafuck]

Thatcher is being given a state funeral? What is she, a commie?

[Angry Young Man]

I theorised when I got out of bed, she should be buried under a nightclub in Sheffield, so anyone from the former mining communities of Yorkshire can dance on her grave.

[ls]

:lol:

[Comrade B]

Fears my ass
Then again... I should pick up some balloons and confetti, just to get ready.

[brigadista]

my dad wanted to dance on her grave - sadly she outlived him so the task is now mine...:):)

[Dr Mindbender]

Thatcher is being given a state funeral? What is she, a commie?

Indeed, if she lived and died by her principle she'd have a private funeral complete with sponsorship and company logo placements on the outside of her coffin.

:lol:

The wake provided in the form of a subway executive lunch of course.

[Comrade B]

I would pay to sponsor that funeral so long as on her coffin I could get a big revolutionary slogan sticker on it

[Angry Young Man]

My plan has advanced: she should be buried in the toilets of a sordid club, probably in Sheffield, so people can piss, dance (well, near at least) and fuck on her grave. Maybe bury the body under the dance floor and the head under the cubicle

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

chop up her corpse into little pieces so everybody can dance and piss on her grave

[Angry Young Man]

*And fuck. And with the exception of Bobby Sands, I think people from mining areas have the most desert to do this.

[Comrade B]

I think the Argentinian people may deserve the opportunity more
But I am not from the UK, so I have only heard of how much she fucked the unions, haven't seen it yet

[Raúl Duke]

why not cut her body into pieces, throw her head into Buenos Aires on that airplane mentioned earlier and the rest of the body cut it into pieces put it around Sheffield underneath nightclubs and restrooms.

This way we can cater to more then one group of people

[Angry Young Man]

Is Argentina still feeling the effects of the Falklands war? I mean in the same way that you can still tell mining communities were totally savaged?

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

very good point
I strongly doubt that Argentinians still harbour any form of strong hatred for Thatcher, the way the British do, I imagine

The Democratic Party's administration in the sixties helped to overthrow the government of this country and subsequently install a miltary dictatorship, but most folks here think JFK and Obama are top blokes