lost my phone

[bcbm]

perfect end to a fucking shitty day. fuck

[bcbm]

oh and my hoody smells like i bathed in an ashtray

[mykittyhasaboner]

:(

[9]

I accidentally left my phone in my lab coat at work the other week and when I went in the next day it was gone. I had to get a new one. I wish I knew who took it...

[Tyrlop]

rule number one, allways wear phone in breast-pocket. because wearing it on the pant-pocket bombards your testicle with microwaves and then you get bad sperm

[bcbm]

why would i want good sperm?

[Sasha]

wearing it in your breastpocket gives you heartcancer....

[Dr Mindbender]

perfect end to a fucking shitty day. fuck

have you tried ringing it?

I once lost a phone that turned up in a taxi depot. I rang it and was able to get it back.

[which doctor]

well now you're liberated from the oppression of modern consumer technology, you dirty lifestylist you

[Dr Mindbender]

well now you're liberated from the oppression of modern consumer technology, you dirty lifestylist you
i just hope he wrote down his contact list, otherwise he's also liberated from that as well.

[KC]

You never call me anyways. :(

[Hiero]

oh and my hoody smells like i bathed in an ashtray

I thought you didn't bath anyway.

[Jazzratt]

I thought you didn't bath anyway.

To be fair if the choice is bathing in an (incredibly large) ashtray or going without then call me Soapdodge McGee every time. Have you seen the scum that can build up in an ashtray? When all the fag ends at the bottom sort of fuse together and secrete a rank liquid that smells vaguely of piss,vinegar and stale smoke?


rule number one, allways wear phone in breast-pocket. because wearing it on the pant-pocket bombards your testicle with microwaves and then you get bad sperm

I'm fairly sure that's some kind of typical scaremongering myth.

[bcbm]

have you tried ringing it?


yeah.


well now you're liberated from the oppression of modern consumer technology, you dirty lifestylist you

i'm sewing a big patch onto my hoody as we speak.


i just hope he wrote down his contact list

nope.


You never call me anyways.

ill be in milwaukee this weekend.


I thought you didn't bath anyway.

only once a day.

[Uncle Hank]

I sorta know how you feel, mine got stolen earlier today. Had to get the line suspended and file an insurance claim, all that shit.

[KC]

ill be in milwaukee this weekend.

Partypartypartypartyparty

[bcbm]

Partypartypartypartyparty

yesssssssssssssssssss friday?

[LeninBalls]

Shut the fuck up complaining and smoke more.

[Pawn Power]

Do people in the midwest do anything else besides get drunk and loose their phones?

[Dr Mindbender]

To be fair if the choice is bathing in an (incredibly large) ashtray or going without then call me Soapdodge McGee every time.

Save bcbm's bathroom also doubling as his social space why the hell would you use your bath as an ashtray anyway?

Surely to christ there must be an easier compromise to getting up to go to the bathroom everytime you want to flick some ash.

[which doctor]

Do people in the midwest do anything else besides get drunk and loose their phones?
well what do people do where you live?

[RotStern]

I get so pissed when I lose my phone. >.<

[KC]

Do people in the midwest do anything else besides get drunk and loose their phones?

Yeah we get drunk without losing our phones, too.

[Os Cangaceiros]

dude that sucks. now i can't send you drunken text messages.

Not that i did anyway, but it was nice to know that the possiblity was always there.

[bcbm]

well ill probably have the same number once i get a new phone. and i haven't given up hope that it won't turn up yet.

[Jazzratt]

Save bcbm's bathroom also doubling as his social space why the hell would you use your bath as an ashtray anyway?

Surely to christ there must be an easier compromise to getting up to go to the bathroom everytime you want to flick some ash.

Could be a tin bath (hardcore prole stylee) you can have those anywhere.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Could be a tin bath (hardcore prole stylee) you can have those anywhere.
i never knew there was a hardcore prole style anything. new subculture?