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RHIZOMES
11th November 2009, 02:53
So I brought La Chinoise the other day on DVD.

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Then I open it up to put the DVD in the player, and WTF
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WUT
WUT
WUT

GracchusBabeuf
11th November 2009, 02:56
Here's a list of their reviews. Only some of them work though. (http://www.prisoncensorship.info/archive/etext/movies/index.html)

RHIZOMES
11th November 2009, 03:04
Here's a list of their reviews. Only some of them work though. (http://www.prisoncensorship.info/archive/etext/movies/index.html)

Yeah I know who they are, hence my amazement they're actually on a serious commercial DVD.

Hiero
11th November 2009, 03:54
Maybe an MIM member had something to do with the packaging.

Jazzratt
11th November 2009, 13:28
I think they should turn up on more DVD covers and film adverts. It would at least be funnier than the usual set up that looks something like this:
"ADJECTIVE!" - Some tabloid.
"EVEN MORE HYPERBOLIC ADJECTIVE!" - A cheaper tabloid.
"You will shit yourself with pleasure" - An industry magazine sponsored by the film company in question
"This film is not in the least bit enjoyable; an unwatchable trainwreck" edited into "This film is not in the least bit...an unwatchable trainwreck" -Some overpayed douchebag whos "job" is looking at films and writing about 100 words of wank about it before passing out drunk on a bed made of money and cocaine.

In fact I think all the most hilarious fringe groups should have their reviews on the boxes. Just imagine the next blockbuster with the following on the adverts:

"Bourgeois art in decay!" - Crimethinc.
"An enjoyable rom-com that illustrates why we need to beat leninists in the street" - RAAN
"A garunteed kkkla$$ic" - MIM
"JEWS!" - The KKK

which doctor
11th November 2009, 15:31
maybe MIM does exist, after all!

speaking of which, I need to watch that movie

Dimentio
11th November 2009, 15:48
I would like to see HU's review of "The Fellowship of the Ring" XD

RHIZOMES
11th November 2009, 16:47
Maybe an MIM member had something to do with the packaging.

I'm guessing that they googled for a Maoist review of the film and first thing that came up was that.

gorillafuck
11th November 2009, 17:12
"A garunteed kkkla$$ic" - MIM
:laugh:

which doctor
11th November 2009, 17:44
by the way, isn't la chinoise supposed to be a satire of delusional, first-world maoists?

RHIZOMES
11th November 2009, 22:18
by the way, isn't la chinoise supposed to be a satire of delusional, first-world maoists?

That's the impression I got from watching it

BobKKKindle$
12th November 2009, 00:06
Are you sure it wasn't a fake? In Hong Kong when you buy DVDs from street vendors they sometimes have random reviews on the back.

Pirate Utopian
12th November 2009, 03:04
The review blurb also makes no sense at all.

RHIZOMES
12th November 2009, 03:09
Are you sure it wasn't a fake? In Hong Kong when you buy DVDs from street vendors they sometimes have random reviews on the back.

No this is the official region 4 release by Madman Entertainment, a well-known DVD distribution company that caters to all the anime fans and arthouse cinema geeks in the Australasian region. See here's the official page for the DVD, with the MIM quotation at the bottom:
http://www.madman.com.au/actions/catalogue.do?releaseId=5025&method=view

And on top of that I brought it from JB Hi-Fi, one of the most well-known DVD stores in NZ.

Glenn Beck
12th November 2009, 03:15
Clean your fingernails jesus christ

RHIZOMES
12th November 2009, 03:20
Clean your fingernails jesus christ

It's the red cover behind my fingernail (mostly)

Glenn Beck
12th November 2009, 03:27
It's the red cover behind my fingernail (mostly)

:P

the last donut of the night
14th November 2009, 21:34
It's the red cover behind my fingernail (mostly)


doubt it

RHIZOMES
16th November 2009, 01:20
doubt it

Only bit that's actually dirt is that darker spot on the bottom side

Honggweilo
16th November 2009, 14:45
I think they should turn up on more DVD covers and film adverts. It would at least be funnier than the usual set up that looks something like this:
"ADJECTIVE!" - Some tabloid.
"EVEN MORE HYPERBOLIC ADJECTIVE!" - A cheaper tabloid.
"You will shit yourself with pleasure" - An industry magazine sponsored by the film company in question
"This film is not in the least bit enjoyable; an unwatchable trainwreck" edited into "This film is not in the least bit...an unwatchable trainwreck" -Some overpayed douchebag whos "job" is looking at films and writing about 100 words of wank about it before passing out drunk on a bed made of money and cocaine.

In fact I think all the most hilarious fringe groups should have their reviews on the boxes. Just imagine the next blockbuster with the following on the adverts:

"Bourgeois art in decay!" - Crimethinc.
"An enjoyable rom-com that illustrates why we need to beat leninists in the street" - RAAN
"A garunteed kkkla$$ic" - MIM
"JEWS!" - The KKK
coffee came through my nose, i fucking rep that if it were possible :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Whats next? "North Korea: Crossing the Line" with a Rural Peoples Party quote :rolleyes: ?


by the way, isn't la chinoise supposed to be a satire of delusional, first-world maoists? On the ultra-left theory fixated ones yes

RHIZOMES
16th November 2009, 20:21
On the ultra-left theory fixated ones yes

The deluded ones.

It was so lol especially the scene when one of them couldn't argue back at her lecturer telling her individual acts of terrorism are completely useless since she doesn't have a mass base behind them so she's just going to go to jail making all the commies look insane. She just kept spouting a bunch of shit about China and the Russian nihilists. :lol:

Prairie Fire
18th November 2009, 06:00
I would like to see HU's review of "The Fellowship of the Ring" XD


Okay, I'll bite: Why "the Fellowship of the ring"?

which doctor
18th November 2009, 06:21
The deluded ones.

It was so lol especially the scene when one of them couldn't argue back at her lecturer telling her individual acts of terrorism are completely useless since she doesn't have a mass base behind them so she's just going to go to jail making all the commies look insane. She just kept spouting a bunch of shit about China and the Russian nihilists. :lol:
I watched La Chinoise a few days ago, and I can't imagine that MIM is too different from the people living in that apartment :lol: By the way, that scene you're talking about was one of my favorites. Especially when she's asked what she plans to do after she closes the university, she says she has a plan, but she really has no clue. :lol:

Random Precision
18th November 2009, 16:57
The deluded ones.

It was so lol especially the scene when one of them couldn't argue back at her lecturer telling her individual acts of terrorism are completely useless since she doesn't have a mass base behind them so she's just going to go to jail making all the commies look insane. She just kept spouting a bunch of shit about China and the Russian nihilists. :lol:

It's kind of sad when the guy with the best politics of the whole group ends up embracing Khrushchev and moving to East Germany.

Honggweilo
18th November 2009, 17:06
It's kind of sad when the guy with the best politics of the whole group ends up embracing Khrushchev and moving to East Germany.
well his rationalisation of his motives wasnt that bad, he wasnt embracing revisionism, he was taking a tankie stance

RHIZOMES
19th November 2009, 02:50
I watched La Chinoise a few days ago, and I can't imagine that MIM is too different from the people living in that apartment :lol: By the way, that scene you're talking about was one of my favorites. Especially when she's asked what she plans to do after she closes the university, she says she has a plan, but she really has no clue. :lol:

She just closes her mind off completely and tries to avoid talking about it :lol:


Okay, I'll bite: Why "the Fellowship of the ring"?

Making sense of Dimentio's posts is futile