Got arrested last night

[ellipsis]

I can't reveal too many details but I went through a law enforcement check point, my car was searched, things were found, I was put in a holding cell for 2 hours. That all sucked a good amount but eventually they just let me go after confiscating my contraband. I got a get out of jail free card because no other agency wanted to actually arrest and prosecute me. Those cops seemed pretty peeved that I was getting away.

Little did they know, they had a brilliant guerrilla commander in their custody!:lol:

Any ways it was my lucky day. Thank Marx for bureaucracy!

[Il Medico]

What was in your car?:confused:

[Coinneach]

What was in your car?:confused:

illegal immigrants? :lol:

[Tyrlop]

you live in Afghanistan? interesting, lucky you they didn't got prosecuted

[Sasha]

yeah, the famous tribal town of vermont, afganistan.....:lol:

[NecroCommie]

This reminds me of a time when some cops were doing a house search on my room mates room, and I offered some coffee to the cops waiting in the common room while playing in the stereos some music that had been aquired through, ahem, certain means. :cool: I just loved myself the rest of that day. It's the small things in life...

[Tyrlop]

ahem
Are you drunk, or something?
you don't make sense at all.

[ellipsis]

I had some illicit substance. And not yellow cake uranium.

[bcbm]

why did they search your car?

[ellipsis]

Odor.

[bcbm]

pigs

[Raúl Duke]

Sad but at least you got away without much problems.

[johhy one two]

speed

[spiltteeth]

Was it adrenocrome ?

[ellipsis]

No such thing, myth.

[Jazzratt]

Odor.

You should have showered before transporting contraband :lol:

[Durruti's Ghost]

No such thing, myth.

Lies! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrenochrome (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrenochrome)
:lol:

[spiltteeth]

No such thing, myth.

Have you actually tried removing a living donor's adrenal gland and then smoking it? Cuz it's awesome.

[F9]

God arrested last night?:ohmy::cool:

[Dimentio]

Read a book about a guy (an ordinary taxi driver) who created a fictive terror organisation and wanted 250 million dollars in ransom from the Swedish state. He almost succeeded, but was found and sentenced to a psychiatric institution. He sat there for ten days before he was released.

What I know now, he is still a taxi driver and still unpunished.

[ellipsis]

You should have showered before transporting contraband :lol:

It's funny you say that because I showered for the first time in 3 weeks that night.

[9]

pigs

What, like these?
http://www.messengercontentplus.com/winks/images_l-y/dancing-pig.pnghttp://www.messengercontentplus.com/winks/images_l-y/dancing-pig.pnghttp://www.messengercontentplus.com/winks/images_l-y/dancing-pig.pnghttp://www.messengercontentplus.com/winks/images_l-y/dancing-pig.png

[Dimentio]

What, like these?
http://www.messengercontentplus.com/winks/images_l-y/dancing-pig.pnghttp://www.messengercontentplus.com/winks/images_l-y/dancing-pig.pnghttp://www.messengercontentplus.com/winks/images_l-y/dancing-pig.pnghttp://www.messengercontentplus.com/winks/images_l-y/dancing-pig.png

Thanks. ^^

[black magick hustla]

It's funny you say that because I showered for the first time in 3 weeks that night.

maaaaaaaaaaaan, white people are so damn filthy. a friend told me that and its so true. i know so many white people that are like yep i just wash once a week *nonchalant*. this is a nation of pigs

[Il Medico]

maaaaaaaaaaaan, white people are so damn filthy. a friend told me that and its so true. i know so many white people that are like yep i just wash once a week *nonchalant*. this is a nation of pigs

:ohmy::ohmy::ohmy::ohmy::ohmy::ohmy::ohmy:
What? I feel like a fucking grease ball if I don't wash for one day! A Fucking week! How can people live like that????

[Andrei Kuznetsov]

You got out? Feels good man.

Also: who the fuck would only wash once a week? I shower twice a day, shave myself twice a day, and work on my hair for about 30 minutes a day because otherwise I come out looking like one of those fat dorky greaseball fanboys.

[ellipsis]

Must feel good looking down on people for their life style choices. The hygene debate should be saved for another thread. Ask yourself why you even care.

Dada- if I said the same thing about any nonwhite ethnic group I would be banned from this board. Racial divisions simply distract us from from what unites us, our class standing. If I wanted to get shit for being white, I'd talk to my mixed race girlfriend.

[Jazzratt]

You got out? Feels good man.

Also: who the fuck would only wash once a week? I shower twice a day, shave myself twice a day, and work on my hair for about 30 minutes a day because otherwise I come out looking like one of those fat dorky greaseball fanboys.

That's fucking excessive dude.

[Andrei Kuznetsov]

A necessary sacrifice to look presentable. My 2 hours in front of the mirror allows me to transform from this:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eXgMFcBgG_g/SJZYCBsrd6I/AAAAAAAACHs/TGXbpR1lf7g/s400/fanboy.jpg

into this:

http://images.contactmusic.com/videoimages/sbmg/savage-garden-truly-madly-deeply.jpg

(okay not QUITE, but you get the idea...)

[bcbm]

How can people live like that????

its easy man, and you don't look that bad. i mean look at me and my friends

http://gothamist.com/attachments/arts_jen/php4z6sQUPM.jpg

[GatesofLenin]

You had a year old sammich in your trunk, that is why the german sheppard went nuts comrade! :laugh:

[Patchd]

Are you drunk, or something?
you don't make sense at all.
He's high on cake obviously:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w

[9]

Must feel good looking down on people for their life style choices. The hygene debate should be saved for another thread. Ask yourself why you even care.

Dada- if I said the same thing about any nonwhite ethnic group I would be banned from this board. Racial divisions simply distract us from from what unites us, our class standing. If I wanted to get shit for being white, I'd talk to my mixed race girlfriend.

Goyim = no sense of humor - bcbm. :ohmy:

[Pirate Utopian]

shave myself twice a day
I can see if you're an uberneat freak you'll shower twice a day and stuff but shaving?

The second time there is just nothing to shave is there?

[bcbm]

Goyim = no sense of humor - bcbm. :ohmy:

i don't even know what this equation means

[Andrei Kuznetsov]

I can see if you're an uberneat freak you'll shower twice a day and stuff but shaving?

The second time there is just nothing to shave is there?

My hair seems to grow abnormally fast. I don't wanna go out there lookin' like Wolfman or Neckbeard McGee, so... I gotta take care of myself more than others.

[Pirate Utopian]

I only shave once a week, there is almost nothing to shave for a whole week after I shave.

[Andrei Kuznetsov]

Lucky!

[ellipsis]

i don't even know what this equation means

This

[Dr Mindbender]

It's funny you say that because I showered for the first time in 3 weeks that night.

thanks for enforcing the lefty 'soap dodger' stereotype. :rolleyes:

[bcbm]

stop perpetuating capitalist notions of cleanliness and beauty, heres a good read

washing . . . and brainwashing

"The remaining noticable characteristic of 'Che' is his filth. He hates to wash and will never do so. He is filthy, even by the rather low standard of cleanliness prevailing among the Castro forces in the Sierra Maestra. Once in a while, "Che" would take some of his men to a stream or pool, in order that they might wash. On those occasions "Che" would never wash either himself or his clothes, but would sit on the bank and watch the others. He is really outstandingly and spectacularly dirty." —slanderous description of Che Guevara from the 1958 C.I.A. dossier

Even in the most anti-establishment of underground circles, I'm amazed by how frequently I hear people complain about people they call "hippies" or "crusty punks." "These crusty punks came in here and smelled up the whole place," they'll say. What great transgression have these people committed to be so reviled? They have a different orientation to the question of "cleanliness" than the rest of us do.

Where do our ideas and values about so-called "cleanliness" come from, anyway? Western civilization has a long history of associating cleanliness with goodness and merit, best summed up by the old expression "cleanliness is next to Godliness." In ancient Greek plays, evil people and spirits—the Furies, for example—were often described as filthy. The Furies were dirty, aged, and female, exactly the opposite of how the playwright who described them saw himself; their filthiness, among other things, identified them as an outgroup—as alien, animal, inhuman. Over time, cleanliness became a measure with which the "haves" separated themselves from the "have-nots." Those who possessed the wealth and power required to have the leisure to remain indoors, inactive, scorned the peasants and travelers whose lifestyles involved getting their hands and bodies dirty. Throughout our history, we can see that cleanliness has been used as a standard of worth by those with power to ascribe social status—and thus, the "Godly," the self-proclaimed holy ones who stood above the rest of us in hierarchical society, proclaimed that their cleanliness, bought with the labor of the others who were forced to work for them, was a measure of their "Godliness" and superiority. To this day, we accept this traditional belief: that being "clean" according to social norms is desirable in itself.

It should be clear from the history of our ideas about "cleanliness" that anyone who is critical of mainstream values, any radical or punk rocker, should be extremely suspicious of the great value placed on being "clean" according to traditional standards. Besides, what exactly does "clean" mean?

These days, cleanliness is defined more by corporations selling "sanitation products" than by anyone else. This is important to keep in mind. Certainly, most of these products have an uncanny ability to cut through natural dirt and grime—but does removing natural dirt and grime with synthetic chemicals necessarily constitute the only acceptable form of sanitation? I'm at least as frightened by these manufactured, artificial products as I am of a little dust, mud, or sweat, or (god forbid!) a stain from food or blood on my shirt. At least I know where the dirt/"filth" came from and what it's made of!

The idea that it is worthwhile to use chemicals (whether they be deodorant, detergent, or shampoo) to eradicate organic dirt has some frightening implications, too. First, it supports the old Christian superstition that the biological body is shameful and should be hidden—that our bodies and our existence in the physical world as animals are intrinsically disgusting and sinful. This groundless idea has been used to keep us insecure and ashamed, and thus at the mercy of the priests and other authorities who tell us how to become "pure": once, by submitting to their holy denial of the self, and now, by spending plenty of our money on the various "sanitation" products they want to sell us. Also, as capitalism transforms the entire world from the organic (forests, swamps, deserts, rivers) to the inorganic (cities of concrete and steel, suburbs of asphalt and astroturf, wastelands that have been stripped of all natural resources, garbage dumps) the idea that there is something more worthwhile about synthetic chemicals than natural dirt implies that this transformation might actually be a good thing... and thus implicitly justifies their profit-motivated destruction of our planet,

In reality, these corporations are far less concerned with our actual health and cleanliness than they are with selling us their products, anyway. They use the high value we traditionally have placed on sanitation to sell us all sorts of products in the name of cleanliness... and who knows what the real, long-term health effects of these products are? They certainly don't care. If we were to become ill in the long run from using their special cleansers and hi-tech shampoos, they could just sell us another product—medicine—and keep the wheels of the capitalist economy turning. And the shame about our bodies (as producers of sweat and other natural fluids which we deem "dirty") that they capitalize on and encourage also aids them in selling us other products which depend upon our insecurity: diet products, exercise products, fashionable clothes, etc. When we accept their definition of "cleanliness" we are accepting their economic domination of our lives.

Even if they agree about the questionable nature of today's sanitation products, most people today would still argue that sanitation is still healthier than filth. To some extent this is true—it probably is a good idea to wash your feet if you step in shit. But, aside from obvious cases like that, there are a thousand different standards of what is clean and what is dirty across the world; if you look at different societies and civilizations, you come across health practices that seem suicidal by our sanitation standards. And yet, these people survive as well as we do. People in Africa a few hundred years ago lived comfortably in a natural environment that destroyed many of the very prim and polished Western explorers that came to their continent. Human beings can adapt to a wide variety of environments and situations, and it seems that the question of what kinds of sanitation are healthy is at least as much a question of convention as of hard-set biological rules. Try violating a few of the "common sense" rules of Western sanitation some time, and you'll find that going a few weeks without a shower and eating out of garbage cans aren't really as dangerous or difficult as we were taught.

Perhaps the most important question when it comes to the unusual value we place on traditional "cleanliness" is what we lose by doing this. Once, before we covered up our natural scents with chemicals, we each had a unique smell. These scents attracted us to each other and bound us emotionally to each other through memory and association. Now, if you have positive associations with the scent of the man you love, it is probably his cologne (identical to the cologne of thousands of other men) that you enjoy, not his own personal scent. And the natural pheromones with which we once communicated with each other, which played an important role in our sexuality, are now completely smothered by standardized chemical products. We no longer know what it is like to be pure, natural human beings, to smell like real human beings. Who knows how much we may have lost because of this? Those who find me disgusting for enjoying the scent and taste of my lover when she hasn't showered or rubbed synthetics all over herself, when she smells like a real human being, are probably the same ones who shudder at the idea of digging a vegetable out of the ground and eating it rather than eating the plastic-wrapped, man-made fast food that we have all been brought up on. We have become so accustomed to our domesticated, engineered existence that we no longer know what we might even be missing.

So try to be a little more open minded when it comes to the "crusties." Perhaps they just smell bad to you because you've never gotten a chance to discover what a real human being smells like. Perhaps there might be something worthwhile about being "unwashed" in the conventional sense that you haven't noticed before. The moral of this story is the moral of all anarchist stories: accept only the rules and values which make sense to you and really are in your best interest. Figure out what's right for you and don't let anybody tell you different—but also, make an effort to understand where others are coming from, and evaluate their actions by your own standards, not according to some standardized norm.

Eight Reasons Why Capitalists Want to Sell You Deodorant.

1. Body smells are erotic and sexual. Capitalists don't like that because they are impotent and opposed to all manifestations of sensuality and sexuality. Sexually awakened people are potentially dangerous to capitalists and their rigid, asexual system.

2. Body smells remind us that we are animals. Capitalists don't want us to be reminded of that. Animals are dirty. They eat things off the ground, not out of plastic wrappers. They are openly sexual. They don't wear suits or ties, and they don't get their hair done. They don't show up to work on time.

3. Body smells are unique. Everyone has her own body smell. Capitalists don't like individuality. There are millions of body smells but only a few deodorant smells. Capitalists like that.

4. Some deodorants are harmful. Capitalists like that because they are always looking for new illnesses to cure. Capitalists love to invent new medicines. Medicines make money for them and win them prizes; they also cause new illnesses so capitalists can invent even more new medicines.

5. Deodorants cost you money. Capitalists are especially pleased about that.

6. Deodorants hide the damage that capitalist products cause your body. Eating meat and other chemical-filled foods sold by capitalists makes you smell bad. Wearing pantyhose makes you smell bad. Capitalists don't want you to stop wearing pantyhose or eating meat.

7. Deodorant-users are insecure. Capitalists like insecure people. Insecure people don't start trouble. Insecure people also buy room fresheners, hair conditioners, makeup, and magazines with articles about dieting.

8. Deodorants are unnecessary. Capitalists are very proud of that and they win marketing awards for it.

[Dr Mindbender]

I really cba to read that desertation so i'll just respond by saying washing is a health need. I'm confident any doctor will tell you that.

Besides which smelly people, regardless of their hearts being in the right place or not are generally unpleasant to be around due to their offensiveness to the nose. 'Capitalist brainwashing' has nothing to do with that.

[bcbm]

theyre only unpleasant to the nose cuz uve grown up in a capitalist society that imposes things like deodorant and perfume and other borugeois cosmetics on us to cover our natural smells. there is nuthin offensive bout smellin like nature intended, only brainwashed pigs say that!

[Dr Mindbender]

theyre only unpleasant to the nose cuz uve grown up in a capitalist society that imposes things like deodorant and perfume and other borugeois cosmetics on us to cover our natural smells. there is nuthin offensive bout smellin like nature intended, only brainwashed pigs say that!

Cats must be brainwashed then since they lick themselves.

The reason pigs roll around in mud is because of it's cleansing properties.

Moreover i dont have to guage what sensory experiences i find pleasant or unpleasant based on other species. As a sentient human i enjoy these on more levels than other animals. People have been washing and enjoying perfumes since before capitalism.

[bcbm]

pigs roll around in mud me n my boys roll around in the dirt whats the difference you dont need to bathe everyday to be healthy if anything it weakens your skin and immunes and makes you more susceptible to disease so youre better off just goin swimming every now and again and who said anythign about other speicies im talkin bout how humans naturally smell the odors from our body that release phereomones and attract other human and stuff they arent bad smells at all but healthy and natural and we shouldnt be ashamed its just a trap to sell us more crap we dont need like new clothes and hair product and shit

[Dr Mindbender]

pigs roll around in mud me n my boys roll around in the dirt whats the difference you dont need to bathe everyday to be healthy if anything it weakens your skin and immunes and makes you more susceptible to disease so youre better off just goin swimming every now and again and who said anythign about other speicies
Because youre talking about whats natural, i was using animals as an example that some other species exhibit washing as 'natural' behaviour.


im talkin bout how humans naturally smell the odors from our body that release phereomones and attract other human and stuff they arent bad smells at all but healthy and natural and we shouldnt be ashamed its just a trap to sell us more crap we dont need like new clothes and hair product and shit

I dont think its a coincidence that the general life expectancy kept rising alongside a greater awareness of general hygeine. Sweat contains all sorts of impurities the body doesnt need. It gets expelled for a reason, and we should wash it off. Besides which i find the act of washing a pleasurable experience in the first place. Theres nothing that beats a piping salt bath or a steaming hot shower on a cold November evening. I hate feeling dirty because the sweat makes my skin feel clammy.

[bcbm]

life expectancy was much higher before the development of civilization until the 20th century its cuz of all the diseases living with cattle and being crowded together causes not cuz people didnt have showers and anyway if you like to shower whatever thats your choice but dont pass judgment on people just because they dont uphold the same bourgeois notions of cleanliness u do

[9]

me n my boys

talkin bout

:D

I'd bet a two-dollar-bill that bcbm's sauced right now.

[KC]

Edit

[bcbm]

:D

I'd bet a two-dollar-bill that bcbm's sauced right now.

you owe me a two dollar bill.

[Tyrlop]

who the fuck would only wash once a week? I shower twice a day, shave myself twice a day, and work on my hair for about 30 minutes a day because otherwise I come out looking like one of those fat dorky greaseball fanboys.
what the fuck is wrong with you?
i read a long time ago in a womans magazine from the 1970's where a woman asked if its not dangerous to wash her hair once in a week. in the 1800's the peasants and landlords toke showers from once a year to once a month, you can see from this which development we have goone through, and it is appalling.
But seriously TWICE A DAY!!!!! dude... i take shower Twice a week or once a week sometimes. get a haircut then your hair won't become dirty so fast, right? and if you have to shave all the time then grow yourself a beard ;)


maaaaaaaaaaaan, white people are so damn filthy. a friend told me that and its so true. i know so many white people that are like yep i just wash once a week *nonchalant*. this is a nation of pigs
Racist ......


:ohmy::ohmy::ohmy::ohmy::ohmy::ohmy::ohmy:
What? I feel like a fucking grease ball if I don't wash for one day! A Fucking week! How can people live like that????
have you considered wearing other underwear then those that say 100% polyester?
wool cleans itself naturally and it can't sock water, thats the reason why sailors wear wool, they don't drown so easily, the rain and waves doesn't make their clothes wet and they don't smell even after a month out in the sea. (its true, i wear sailor clothes)



6. Deodorants hide the damage that capitalist products cause your body. Eating meat and other chemical-filled foods sold by capitalists makes you smell bad. Wearing pantyhose makes you smell bad. Capitalists don't want you to stop wearing pantyhose or eating meat.

Whats wrong with pantyhose?

[Jazzratt]

stop perpetuating capitalist notions of cleanliness and beauty, heres a good read

washing . . . and brainwashing

"The remaining noticable characteristic of 'Che' is his filth. He hates to wash and will never do so. He is filthy, even by the rather low standard of cleanliness prevailing among the Castro forces in the Sierra Maestra. Once in a while, "Che" would take some of his men to a stream or pool, in order that they might wash. On those occasions "Che" would never wash either himself or his clothes, but would sit on the bank and watch the others. He is really outstandingly and spectacularly dirty." —slanderous description of Che Guevara from the 1958 C.I.A. dossier

Even in the most anti-establishment of underground circles, I'm amazed by how frequently I hear people complain about people they call "hippies" or "crusty punks." "These crusty punks came in here and smelled up the whole place," they'll say. What great transgression have these people committed to be so reviled? They have a different orientation to the question of "cleanliness" than the rest of us do.

Where do our ideas and values about so-called "cleanliness" come from, anyway? Western civilization has a long history of associating cleanliness with goodness and merit, best summed up by the old expression "cleanliness is next to Godliness." In ancient Greek plays, evil people and spirits—the Furies, for example—were often described as filthy. The Furies were dirty, aged, and female, exactly the opposite of how the playwright who described them saw himself; their filthiness, among other things, identified them as an outgroup—as alien, animal, inhuman. Over time, cleanliness became a measure with which the "haves" separated themselves from the "have-nots." Those who possessed the wealth and power required to have the leisure to remain indoors, inactive, scorned the peasants and travelers whose lifestyles involved getting their hands and bodies dirty. Throughout our history, we can see that cleanliness has been used as a standard of worth by those with power to ascribe social status—and thus, the "Godly," the self-proclaimed holy ones who stood above the rest of us in hierarchical society, proclaimed that their cleanliness, bought with the labor of the others who were forced to work for them, was a measure of their "Godliness" and superiority. To this day, we accept this traditional belief: that being "clean" according to social norms is desirable in itself.

It should be clear from the history of our ideas about "cleanliness" that anyone who is critical of mainstream values, any radical or punk rocker, should be extremely suspicious of the great value placed on being "clean" according to traditional standards. Besides, what exactly does "clean" mean?

These days, cleanliness is defined more by corporations selling "sanitation products" than by anyone else. This is important to keep in mind. Certainly, most of these products have an uncanny ability to cut through natural dirt and grime—but does removing natural dirt and grime with synthetic chemicals necessarily constitute the only acceptable form of sanitation? I'm at least as frightened by these manufactured, artificial products as I am of a little dust, mud, or sweat, or (god forbid!) a stain from food or blood on my shirt. At least I know where the dirt/"filth" came from and what it's made of!

The idea that it is worthwhile to use chemicals (whether they be deodorant, detergent, or shampoo) to eradicate organic dirt has some frightening implications, too. First, it supports the old Christian superstition that the biological body is shameful and should be hidden—that our bodies and our existence in the physical world as animals are intrinsically disgusting and sinful. This groundless idea has been used to keep us insecure and ashamed, and thus at the mercy of the priests and other authorities who tell us how to become "pure": once, by submitting to their holy denial of the self, and now, by spending plenty of our money on the various "sanitation" products they want to sell us. Also, as capitalism transforms the entire world from the organic (forests, swamps, deserts, rivers) to the inorganic (cities of concrete and steel, suburbs of asphalt and astroturf, wastelands that have been stripped of all natural resources, garbage dumps) the idea that there is something more worthwhile about synthetic chemicals than natural dirt implies that this transformation might actually be a good thing... and thus implicitly justifies their profit-motivated destruction of our planet,

In reality, these corporations are far less concerned with our actual health and cleanliness than they are with selling us their products, anyway. They use the high value we traditionally have placed on sanitation to sell us all sorts of products in the name of cleanliness... and who knows what the real, long-term health effects of these products are? They certainly don't care. If we were to become ill in the long run from using their special cleansers and hi-tech shampoos, they could just sell us another product—medicine—and keep the wheels of the capitalist economy turning. And the shame about our bodies (as producers of sweat and other natural fluids which we deem "dirty") that they capitalize on and encourage also aids them in selling us other products which depend upon our insecurity: diet products, exercise products, fashionable clothes, etc. When we accept their definition of "cleanliness" we are accepting their economic domination of our lives.

Even if they agree about the questionable nature of today's sanitation products, most people today would still argue that sanitation is still healthier than filth. To some extent this is true—it probably is a good idea to wash your feet if you step in shit. But, aside from obvious cases like that, there are a thousand different standards of what is clean and what is dirty across the world; if you look at different societies and civilizations, you come across health practices that seem suicidal by our sanitation standards. And yet, these people survive as well as we do. People in Africa a few hundred years ago lived comfortably in a natural environment that destroyed many of the very prim and polished Western explorers that came to their continent. Human beings can adapt to a wide variety of environments and situations, and it seems that the question of what kinds of sanitation are healthy is at least as much a question of convention as of hard-set biological rules. Try violating a few of the "common sense" rules of Western sanitation some time, and you'll find that going a few weeks without a shower and eating out of garbage cans aren't really as dangerous or difficult as we were taught.

Perhaps the most important question when it comes to the unusual value we place on traditional "cleanliness" is what we lose by doing this. Once, before we covered up our natural scents with chemicals, we each had a unique smell. These scents attracted us to each other and bound us emotionally to each other through memory and association. Now, if you have positive associations with the scent of the man you love, it is probably his cologne (identical to the cologne of thousands of other men) that you enjoy, not his own personal scent. And the natural pheromones with which we once communicated with each other, which played an important role in our sexuality, are now completely smothered by standardized chemical products. We no longer know what it is like to be pure, natural human beings, to smell like real human beings. Who knows how much we may have lost because of this? Those who find me disgusting for enjoying the scent and taste of my lover when she hasn't showered or rubbed synthetics all over herself, when she smells like a real human being, are probably the same ones who shudder at the idea of digging a vegetable out of the ground and eating it rather than eating the plastic-wrapped, man-made fast food that we have all been brought up on. We have become so accustomed to our domesticated, engineered existence that we no longer know what we might even be missing.

So try to be a little more open minded when it comes to the "crusties." Perhaps they just smell bad to you because you've never gotten a chance to discover what a real human being smells like. Perhaps there might be something worthwhile about being "unwashed" in the conventional sense that you haven't noticed before. The moral of this story is the moral of all anarchist stories: accept only the rules and values which make sense to you and really are in your best interest. Figure out what's right for you and don't let anybody tell you different—but also, make an effort to understand where others are coming from, and evaluate their actions by your own standards, not according to some standardized norm.

Eight Reasons Why Capitalists Want to Sell You Deodorant.

1. Body smells are erotic and sexual. Capitalists don't like that because they are impotent and opposed to all manifestations of sensuality and sexuality. Sexually awakened people are potentially dangerous to capitalists and their rigid, asexual system.

2. Body smells remind us that we are animals. Capitalists don't want us to be reminded of that. Animals are dirty. They eat things off the ground, not out of plastic wrappers. They are openly sexual. They don't wear suits or ties, and they don't get their hair done. They don't show up to work on time.

3. Body smells are unique. Everyone has her own body smell. Capitalists don't like individuality. There are millions of body smells but only a few deodorant smells. Capitalists like that.

4. Some deodorants are harmful. Capitalists like that because they are always looking for new illnesses to cure. Capitalists love to invent new medicines. Medicines make money for them and win them prizes; they also cause new illnesses so capitalists can invent even more new medicines.

5. Deodorants cost you money. Capitalists are especially pleased about that.

6. Deodorants hide the damage that capitalist products cause your body. Eating meat and other chemical-filled foods sold by capitalists makes you smell bad. Wearing pantyhose makes you smell bad. Capitalists don't want you to stop wearing pantyhose or eating meat.

7. Deodorant-users are insecure. Capitalists like insecure people. Insecure people don't start trouble. Insecure people also buy room fresheners, hair conditioners, makeup, and magazines with articles about dieting.

8. Deodorants are unnecessary. Capitalists are very proud of that and they win marketing awards for it.

What utter dross. I lost 5 minutes of my life skimming that shite.

[bcbm]

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[9]

Men wearing wool so as not to have to change their underwear every day...:ohmy:
Serious, serious, serious, serious, serious, serious deal-breaker..!!


God, the shit I learn on revleft.

[Hiero]

If you are uncircumcised I hope you wash your genitals.

[Il Medico]

Men wearing wool so as not to have to change their underwear every day...:ohmy:
Serious, serious, serious, serious, serious, serious deal-breaker..!!
.
I agree.

I mean, I'll re wear jeans if they aren't dirty, but underpants???:ohmy:

Also, if it is bourgeois to have decent hygiene and smell/look nice, then call me Rockefeller!

[ellipsis]

Doesn't help that he got busted for "illicit substance" and is now whining about it on a message board.
I do things for my own reasons, not because of what hegemonic societal norms tell me to. And I'm not whining, I beat the rap so I am happy. And who am I reenforcing them for? All the anti-commies who read this board.

If you are uncircumcised I hope you wash your genitals.
I am uncut and I only wash my penis when I want a blow job from my gf. For everybody who says it isn't nice being around smelly hippies, my clean gf says that after five years she doesn't even notice.

But again, different topic different thread.

[ellipsis]

P.s. I change my clothes maybe once or twice a week. And after all of this filth I don't get sick or go to th doctor. I also don't get a lot of vacinations.

[Jazzratt]

I agree.

I mean, I'll re wear jeans if they aren't dirty, but underpants???:ohmy:

I change jeans about once every two weeks and my underwear when I can be arsed (usually once every three days). I don't actually smell/feel any worse for this. Perhaps because I shower regularly.

Socks, on the other hand, I only wear when I'm going to be leaving the house and I wear them until they go a little stiff. That smells fucking awful.

[Tyrlop]

this reminds me that i forgot to change my underwear this week. BUT SERIOUS WHY IS BCPCK trolling this thread?

[Pogue]

I change jeans about once every two weeks and my underwear when I can be arsed (usually once every three days). I don't actually smell/feel any worse for this. Perhaps because I shower regularly.

Socks, on the other hand, I only wear when I'm going to be leaving the house and I wear them until they go a little stiff. That smells fucking awful.

u change ur underwear once every 3 days? wtf??

[9]

/abort abort abort abort abort

[Il Medico]

u change ur underwear once every 3 days? wtf??
Please tell me your wtf was in the sense of "how can you live with yourself that is disgusting" rather than the predominate attitude on this thread "what?? you could have kept those on for at least another few weeks"

[Os Cangaceiros]

/abort abort abort abort abort

This captures my feelings on this thread quite well.

[spiltteeth]

It is morally wrong to wash less than three times daily. In pigs blood.

[Sasha]

pig being an codeword for christian innocent children

[LeninBalls]

I keep my boxers on for weeks at a time (sometimes), because I keep my package and arse clean, it's no problem.

[bcbm]

i'm probably the cleanest person in this thread, besides anime guy

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

This thread if full of dirty bastards who lack hygiene skills that should have being learnt way before pubity started.

Underpants are a one day thing and if your feeling slobish and arnt doing anything the next day you can sleep in them although having seperate pants for sleeping in is desireable.

Baths and showers , twice a day use soap everywhere , penis must be cleaned having a cheesy bellend or sweaty ballbag stinks , wash hair twice a day or it gets greasy , wash face three times a day , wipe arse thoughly use as much toilet paper as required , use deodrant and reapply every four hours and use aftershave.

Btw lol at marmot who is indeed a foreigner* one of the dirtiest group of people known to man criticizing honkey hygiene.

*the world's third dirtiest group after trading card collectors and northerners - roughly the same amount of smelliness as poor people.

[Sasha]

:scared: strange anarchist you have there in england....

[Tyrlop]

This thread if full of dirty bastards who lack hygiene skills that should have being learnt way before pubity started.

Underpants are a one day thing and if your feeling slobish and arnt doing anything the next day you can sleep in them although having seperate pants for sleeping in is desireable.

Baths and showers , twice a day use soap everywhere , penis must be cleaned having a cheesy bellend or sweaty ballbag stinks , wash hair twice a day or it gets greasy , wash face three times a day , wipe arse thoughly use as much toilet paper as required , use deodrant and reapply every four hours and use aftershave.

Btw lol at marmot who is indeed a foreigner* one of the dirtiest group of people known to man criticizing honkey hygiene.

*the world's third dirtiest group after trading card collectors and northerners - roughly the same amount of smelliness as poor people.
what the fuck is wrong with you man... i feel sorry for you.. born in a consumer society. people shouldn't wash more then maximum three timesa week. what the fuck is wrong with your brains man. stupid throwing alcoholic deodorant in there

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Your not from kent , I wouldn't expect you to understand common decency.

[Jazzratt]

This thread if full of dirty bastards who lack hygiene skills that should have being learnt way before pubity started.

Underpants are a one day thing and if your feeling slobish and arnt doing anything the next day you can sleep in them although having seperate pants for sleeping in is desireable.

Baths and showers , twice a day use soap everywhere , penis must be cleaned having a cheesy bellend or sweaty ballbag stinks , wash hair twice a day or it gets greasy , wash face three times a day , wipe arse thoughly use as much toilet paper as required , use deodrant and reapply every four hours and use aftershave.

Btw lol at marmot who is indeed a foreigner* one of the dirtiest group of people known to man criticizing honkey hygiene.

*the world's third dirtiest group after trading card collectors and northerners - roughly the same amount of smelliness as poor people.

Bath or shower twice a day? Your water bills must be through the fucking roof.

I only shower daily in summer when I'm sweating every day, every other season I'm much more relaxed toward the whole thing. I've yet to have any serious conditions (or even minor complaints) as a result of poor hygeine.

On another note I have appalling dental hygeine but my teeth are perfect because there is no justice in the world.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

On another note I have appalling dental hygeine but my teeth are perfect because there is no justice in the world.

Can an admin do me a favour and ban this twat.

[Pogue]

comrade joe is excess, jazzratt is too little, leninballs is just filthy.

[Il Medico]

Comrade Joe may have went a little too far, but others in this thread sound filthy.

General rules to looking and smelling nice:
Shower at least once a day.
Clean your junk for fucks sake.
Wash you hair thoroughly and if possible use conditioner.
Use a clean towel every time you wash.
Put on deodorant/ antiperspirant every day.
Shave/trim beard.
Brush teeth.
Clean ears with q-tip about twice a month.
Clip nails.
Change underwear everyday.
Change pant/jeans when they get an odor
Change socks regularly
Don't wear a shirt more than twice before washing.

You also smell nicer if you use cologne when you go out.

[Tyrlop]

Comrade Joe may have went a little too far, but others in this thread sound filthy.

General rules to looking and smelling nice:
Shower at least once a day.
Clean your junk for fucks sake.
Wash you hair thoroughly and if possible use conditioner.
Use a clean towel every time you wash.
Put on deodorant/ antiperspirant every day.
Shave/trim beard.
Brush teeth.
Clean ears with q-tip about twice a month.
Clip nails.
Change underwear everyday.
Change pant/jeans when they get an odor
Change socks regularly
Don't wear a shirt more than twice before washing.

You also smell nicer if you use cologne when you go out.

Don't listen to him, you can do what ever you want without being dirty, as long as you don't use parfumes or any shit like. don't fucking wash yourself everyday, fuck man what the fucking shit is wrong with you people.. toothbrushing is important but not to wash all your body everyday

[ellipsis]

This thread is way off topic, I support its closure.

[Jazzratt]

This thread is way off topic, I support its closure.

Welcome to chit chat. The thread is generally about whatever the fuck people feel like. I'm sorry.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

This thread is full of dirty ****s.

[Pirate Utopian]

Clean ears with q-tip about twice a month.
I do it daily.

I use q-tips on my bellybutton too.

[Pogue]

I do it daily.

I use q-tips on my bellybutton too.

i came to this thread and saw this post and was like wut

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

I clean my ears daily. I hate ear wax.

[Pirate Utopian]

i came to this thread and saw this post and was like wut
I have weird crap in it otherwise.

[Искра]

I'm cleaner than anime guy.
Only think I don't have to wash is my hair,because I have skinhead hair cut.

The rest of are smelly c***s like Comrade Joe said.

[Pogue]

I have weird crap in it otherwise.

rest assured i didnt need nor want to know this

[CELMX]

wth

[Tyrlop]

you are smelly cappie

[Искра]

I don't accumulate capital with my cleanliness, so smell of and die!

[KC]

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[Il Medico]

I shower daily, wash/condition daily. I don't use a clean towel every time I wash; I change it up about once a week or once every couple of days. Deodorant daily is obvious, as is shaving and brushing your teeth. I change pants every day or every few days and wear socks daily.

I'm probably the cleanest out of all of you.
Whatever person who uses dirty towels. :p

[Jazzratt]

This thread is full of dirty ****s.

You've been warned about this before. Do it again and you'll get an infraction. There are plenty of words out there that aren't ****, give them a go.

[ellipsis]

Sooooo.... Anybody have any "should have gotten busted but didn't story?"

[Hiero]

I can understand that there are different standards of what is clean, and in our over sterile society we are going too far in some cases. And things like using a towel a few times isn't too bad, as you should be clean when you leave the shower.

But the fact is that when you begin to smell it is usually because you are covered in dead skin cells. At the most base common sense level you think it would be a good idea to remove what is dead from your body at least one a day.

[Niccolò Rossi]

This thread is way off topic, I support its closure.

I say we split it. While we're at it, why not add hygene questions to the chit-chat quiz? I'd be genuinely interested.


Shower at least once a day. Check
Clean your junk for fucks sake. Check
Wash you hair thoroughly and if possible use conditioner. Check and check. It helps also that I keep my hair conservatively short and parted on the side (my pet hate is leftist males with pony tails - Jesus fucking Christ)
Use a clean towel every time you wash. I use one per week. When I dry myself after the shower, I expect my body to be reasonably clean. Seems a bit redundant to change daily to me.
Put on deodorant/ antiperspirant every day. I only wear anti-perspirant when doing sport and perfume when going out.
Shave/trim beard. Clean shaven. Check. I also try to pluck my eye brows when needed (not that I have a unibrow or anything...) and maintain other body hair.
Brush teeth. Check. I don't floss though I should.
Clean ears with q-tip about twice a month. Check (I use water, not cotton buds though)
Clip nails. Check
Change underwear everyday. Check
Change pant/jeans when they get an odor I recently washed my main pair of jeans after 5 months of wear for a couple times each week. According to revleft hygene standards, apparently that's out of line. They never stunk, though by the end they were looking pretty tired. I wash other pants and shorts every couple of wears, just not my jeans.
Change socks regularly Check
Don't wear a shirt more than twice before washing. Check.


EDIT: I'm not sure what possessed me to write all that. Not sure why I feel the need to compare hygene standards with revleft... :huh:

[ls]

My word this thread is just.. wow.

That is my humble contribution.

[9]

I say we split it. While we're at it, why not add hygene questions to the chit-chat quiz? I'd be genuinely interested.



Originally Posted by The Doctor
Shower at least once a day. Check
Clean your junk for fucks sake. Check
Wash you hair thoroughly and if possible use conditioner. Check and check. It helps also that I keep my hair conservatively short and parted on the side (my pet hate is leftist males with pony tails - Jesus fucking Christ)
Use a clean towel every time you wash. I use one per week. When I dry myself after the shower, I expect my body to be reasonably clean. Seems a bit redundant to change daily to me.
Put on deodorant/ antiperspirant every day. I only wear anti-perspirant when doing sport and perfume when going out.
Shave/trim beard. Clean shaven. Check. I also try to pluck my eye brows when needed (not that I have a unibrow or anything...) and maintain other body hair.
Brush teeth. Check. I don't floss though I should.
Clean ears with q-tip about twice a month. Check (I use water, not cotton buds though)
Clip nails. Check
Change underwear everyday. Check
Change pant/jeans when they get an odor I recently washed my main pair of jeans after 5 months of wear for a couple times each week. According to revleft hygene standards, apparently that's out of line. They never stunk, though by the end they were looking pretty tired. I wash other pants and shorts every couple of wears, just not my jeans.
Change socks regularly Check
Don't wear a shirt more than twice before washing. Check.
EDIT: I'm not sure what possessed me to write all that. Not sure why I feel the need to compare hygene standards with revleft... :huh:

This is more or less the mental checklist I run down every time I encounter an attractive guy in order to determine whether or not I may need to lie and say I'm a lesbian (any strange odor emanating from him = I'm a definite lesbian, no exceptions).

"Bourgeois notions of cleanliness" = good stuff, I recommend them for everyone.



(also, Niccolo Rossi in chit chat, lol - what is this world coming to)

[Hiero]

It is funny how that crust manifesto claimed that cleanliness is a bourgeoisie concept, and some defended it on the principle that in feudal times even the royalty only bathed once a month.

So feudal standards of cleanliness is ok, but not bourgeoisie.

Niccolò Rossi, how do you wash your ears with water?

[Wanted Man]

Okay:



General rules to looking and smelling nice:
Shower at least once a day. Once, sure. In the morning is fine.
Clean your junk for fucks sake. YES. Just a while ago, someone told me that he wasn't aware of the need for this until his late teens. Wtf???
Wash you hair thoroughly and if possible use conditioner. I don't need no conditioner.
Use a clean towel every time you wash. Changing towels once a week is fine, actually. I do use two different ones, I don't want to accidentally dry my face with the part that dried my arse yesterday.
Put on deodorant/ antiperspirant every day. Duh. I don't know any that really do the job well though.
Shave/trim beard. Naturally. I don't have a very high amount of hair growth there, but enough so that it shows every day. I very rarely skip a day when I'm indoors all day anyway, but shaving or taking care of facial hair is necessary in any situation where you have to deal with PEOPLE. Sheesh. There's this kid in my class who has like a very thin moustache and hairs sticking out all over the place, what a twat.
Brush teeth. Duh.
Clean ears with q-tip about twice a month. Twice a month? WTF? I do it every 2 days.
Clip nails. Duh.
Change underwear everyday. YES. WTF is wrong with some people?
Change pant/jeans when they get an odor I change them every 2-3 days anyway.
Change socks regularly Daily.
Don't wear a shirt more than twice before washing. I change undershirts every day, sweaters and button-up shirts every 2-3 days.

You also smell nicer if you use cologne when you go out. Never saw the need, but I can understand it.

Why do I even bother typing this out? The people who don't learn this will never understand it anyway. "Bourgeois notions of cleanliness". :lol:

[Red Label]

wow badass;)

[NecroCommie]

I don't understand this clean philia. If others don't notice it, it's clean enough for me.

[Pirate Utopian]

Shower at least once a day. Check.
Clean your junk for fucks sake. Check.
Wash you hair thoroughly and if possible use conditioner. Check, I shampoo my hair every day, conditioner in the weekends.
Use a clean towel every time you wash. Not every time, but my towel doesnt become dirty after one wash.
Put on deodorant/ antiperspirant every day. Deodrant yes.
Shave/trim beard. Yes.
Brush teeth. Yup.
Clean ears with q-tip about twice a month. Daily, plus bellybutton.
Clip nails. Yes.
Change underwear everyday. Yes.
Change pant/jeans when they get an odor I wear pants for about a week before changing, I think I switch back and forth with the same two pairs of jeans.
Change socks regularly Daily.
Don't wear a shirt more than twice before washing. Yes.

You also smell nicer if you use cologne when you go out. True.
:cool:

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

You've been warned about this before. Do it again and you'll get an infraction. There are plenty of words out there that aren't ****, give them a go.

Only pussys say other words.

[bcbm]

:rolleyes:

[Niccolò Rossi]

also, Niccolo Rossi in chit chat, lol - what is this world coming to

I check chit-chat every once in a while. I tend to avoid all the pointless trolling, 4chan-esk crap. Discussing personal hygene, I can handle. :lol:


how do you wash your ears with water?

Like this:

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/au/audiclean-ear-cleansing-sea-serum-60ml.jpg http://www.audiclean.co.uk/assets/img/diagrams/how-does-audiclean-work.png

Didn't you know that "[t]he use of cotton buds may actually push wax deeper into the ear, thus producing a blockage"!? :ohmy:

I don't own this little gadget myself, I just clean my ears out with water in the shower. I've never had problems with ear wax build up.

[Il Medico]

I check chit-chat every once in a while. I tend to avoid all the pointless trolling, 4chan-esk crap. Discussing personal hygene, I can handle. :lol:



Like this:

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/au/audiclean-ear-cleansing-sea-serum-60ml.jpg http://www.audiclean.co.uk/assets/img/diagrams/how-does-audiclean-work.png

Didn't you know that "[t]he use of cotton buds may actually push wax deeper into the ear, thus producing a blockage"!? :ohmy:

I don't own this little gadget myself, I just clean my ears out with water in the shower. I've never had problems with ear wax build up.
Having had a swimmer's ear infection, I am leery for spraying water into my ear canal.

[Comrade B]

What was in your car?http://www.revleft.com/vb/../revleft/smilies/confused1.gif
4 dead prostitutes, 50 M16s, 3 rpgs, a crate full of heroin, and Tupac.

[Comrade B]

5$ someone gives me shit for dead prostitute joke

[Rusty Shackleford]

5$ someone gives me shit for dead prostitute joke
how dare you make a Tupac joke


Sooooo.... Anybody have any "should have gotten busted but didn't story?"
being stoned while being a minor and out past curfew gave me a pretty good scare, thought i got a bit of an adrenaline rush. cops and everything. some friends saved my ass though.

[Sasha]

4 dead prostitutes, 50 M16s, 3 rpgs, a crate full of heroin, and Tupac.

quote=irishworker: how dare you make jokes about heroin??? don't you know what heroin does to workingclass comunities. WE SHOOT DEALERS HERE YOU KNOW!!! etc etc

[NecroCommie]

How dare you make a joke! Did you know how serious the working class situation is? If you were a true worker your language would consist of curses against the capitalists.

[ls]

Exactly, like "zakkewasser" (testicle washer).

[Искра]

The biggest joke one can make is to log in revleft;)

[bcbm]

The biggest joke one can make is to log in revleft;)

bcbm gives you 8million thanks for this post

[Comrade B]

Glad that saying someone would do it prevented it....
telling you... the humorless are out there to get us. And they will throw whatever they have at our jokes.
I am looking at you Al-Zaidi!


anyone want to look that up?

[ellipsis]

So was I wrong to post about getting arrested? Some think this is a faux pas.

[KC]

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[ellipsis]

And cut off your dreads. And take a shower.

Nay I am a long hair, no dreads. And I resist your authoritarian attempts to regulate the behavior of others, behaviors which do not in any way affect you. Narrow-minded and myopic attitudes like this are divisive and certainly don't contribute to the general unity/strength of the anti-capitalist movement, nor our prospects for success.

Why is it such a big deal to post about getting arrested. The authorities who would be monitoring this page are the same ones who arrested me, so it's not like its a security concern. Is this one of the dozens of arbitrary unwritten laws of RevLeft?

[KC]

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[Pirate turtle the 11th]

^ my hero.

[Tyrlop]

hey comrade cut your hair and become a better socialist. you save money on shampoo

[ellipsis]

Assuming I use shampoo and not urine with a pinch of lye.

[Il Medico]

Assuming I use shampoo and not urine with a pinch of lye.
I really, really, really, really, really, hope that's a joke.

[ellipsis]

Come on give me some credit. I don't even use shampoo but every 3rd or 4th shower.

[Il Medico]

Come on give me some credit. I don't even use shampoo but every 3rd or 4th shower.
and you only shower about every two weeks?:blink: Dear lord.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Fucking hell.

Hygiene fuckers.

[ellipsis]

and you only shower about every two weeks?:blink: Dear lord.

Well if you know a better way to get that rugged revolutionary fresh from the mountains look, I'd like to hear it.

[Il Medico]

Well if you know a better way to get that rugged revolutionary fresh from the mountains look, I'd like to hear it.
Why would you want to look like you've been running around the jungle for years fighting? There is nothing heroic or glorious about not bathing, it just make you smell bad.

[RHIZOMES]

That's fucking excessive dude.

Being friends with Andrei on FB I know exactly what he means

[Emre]

thanks for enforcing the lefty 'soap dodger' stereotype. :rolleyes:What do you expect?

Drugs, soap dodging, not shaving. All you need is some vegan food and you've ticked all the boxes.

[Emre]

theyre only unpleasant to the nose cuz uve grown up in a capitalist society that imposes things like deodorant and perfume and other borugeois cosmetics on us to cover our natural smells. there is nuthin offensive bout smellin like nature intended, only brainwashed pigs say that!
LOL. Comedy gold.

Any wonder these first world lifestylists get nowhere when their appearence and smell is akin to a horde of barbarians. When you're selling a paper on a doorstep, do you think a worker cares about 'bourgeois notions of cleanliness'? Appearence and presentation is just as important as the politics.

[KC]

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[Искра]

Appearence and presentation is just as important as the politics.
Yeah, that's what crusties think.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Everyone on this thread is a wanker its either a big lecture by some fucking outright loser who thinks its appropriate to have a picture of one of the most anti working class men in history representing them or a bunch of smelly twats who see no benefit of appearing socially respectable.


Jesus fucking wept.

[ellipsis]

All you need is some vegan food
I wish, I could really go for some tofu pad thai right now.

Shut up.
This. I have never understood this argument, that the left needs to conform to capitalist standards of beauty in order to be accepted by the people. I really think there are much more, very real obstacles to the establishment of class consciousness before I start to wear a suit and tie(the noose of the proletariat).
If people think that their personal lifestyle choices have no greater impact beyond their own lives, that things they buy and do don't negatively affect(effect?) the lives of workers and our planet's ecosystem, they got another think coming.

a bunch of smelly twats who see no benefit of appearing socially respectable.
You keep up that potty mouth and the thought police are going to ban you. Also things like homosexuality and female sexuality are not considered socially respectable in many parts of the world, but surely you don't advocate that people conform to these heteronormative cultural standards. Or that kinky haired people of color straighten their hair so that they will be more acceptable by racist white people in power? I realize that it is a huge leap between me not showering and systematic racist/sexist cultural hegemony, but perpetuating the homogenizing project of the capitalist culture industry is extremely counter productive. Artificial and meaningless divisions hurt the movement and fetter the creation of class consciousness.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

[QUOTE=theredson;1599345
This. I have never understood this argument, that the left needs to conform to capitalist standards of beauty in order to be accepted by the people. I really think there are much more, very real obstacles to the establishment of class consciousness before I start to wear a suit and tie(the noose of the proletariat). [/QUOTE]

People tend not to like folk who reak of shit and dress like they steal from charity bins.

[KC]

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[Искра]

How can you compare homosexuals and women with smelly "middle class" dicks who have opportunity to bath but they don't want to do it because it's not cool?????????

[ellipsis]

And you're an idiot. Go take a shower.
I concede the debate based on a) your originality b) the well thought out and evidenced based arguments that you put forth c) your clearly superior intellectual prowest which is evidenced by your forensic skills and extensive vocabulary.

How can you compare homosexuals and women with smelly "middle class" dicks who have opportunity to bath but they don't want to do it because it's not cool????????? I am not comparing but merely showing how silly/wrong it is to conform to what a reactionary society expects out of a perfect little worker drone. And the reasons why I am a dirty fuckers goes way, way beyond wanting be cool.

[Искра]

Anti-social behaviour is not progressive.

[KC]

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[Искра]

Good luck getting laid.
Have you ever been in squat? There are a lot of ugly crusty females there... which haven't wash for 10 years and their hygiene level is -100 (especially those female things)...
He'll find one...

[KC]

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[Jazzratt]

I imagine if your standards of hygeine for yourself are low then you will have low standards for others in that respect. Obviously some people will be absolute hypocrites in this respect but not all or even most of them.

[Tyrlop]

there is nothing wrong with smelling, but there is something wrong if you shower to much, it lower your immune defence, shower once a week is more then good.

[RHIZOMES]

there is nothing wrong with smelling, but there is something wrong if you shower to much, it lower your immune defence, shower once a week is more then good.


I never thought I'd see the day when smelly people would justify their hygiene standards by psuedoscience

[Искра]

there is nothing wrong with smelling, but there is something wrong if you shower to much, it lower your immune defence, shower once a week is more then good.
you know people die because they are dirty... they get infected and they die...
if you don't shower and take care of your hygene you get shit...
like my crusty friend... he got some parasites :D

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

You keep up that potty mouth and the thought police are going to ban you. Also things like homosexuality and female sexuality are not considered socially respectable in many parts of the world, but surely you don't advocate that people conform to these heteronormative cultural standards. Or that kinky haired people of color straighten their hair so that they will be more acceptable by racist white people in power? I realize that it is a huge leap between me not showering and systematic racist/sexist cultural hegemony, but perpetuating the homogenizing project of the capitalist culture industry is extremely counter productive. Artificial and meaningless divisions hurt the movement and fetter the creation of class consciousness.

Shut up you smelly twat.

[bcbm]

LOL. Comedy gold.


yeah that was sort of the point

[ls]

This thread should've been closed after the first post.

There's still time yet.

[ellipsis]

Good luck getting laid.
Well as much as I would like to prove that I get laid I don't need to prove anything to an internet board of keyboard comrades. That is really mature of you. When you have to resort to childish insults, you have already lost.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

You lost when your sense of cleanliness when down the shitter.

[Tyrlop]

you know people die because they are dirty... they get infected and they die...
if you don't shower and take care of your hygene you get shit...
like my crusty friend... he got some parasites :D
true, and shower once a month is more then enough to kill most of them, only the rare ones survive, we could maybe boil your body to make sure everything is dead.
NO. there is nothing wrong with living animals living in your buddy! just accept it. ofcourse they can be anoying and such but remove them without chemicals.

[Dr Mindbender]

Have you ever been in squat? There are a lot of ugly crusty females there... which haven't wash for 10 years and their hygiene level is -100 (especially those female things)...
He'll find one...

damn, i wish i spent my lonely single years in a squat getting lots of no strings, left wing lovin'.

I'm not picky.

[Plagueround]

I'm all for encouraging people to have some level of hygiene so they don't smell terrible, but what the fuck is up with telling people how to wear their hair?

[9]

Worst thread ever x30

[Sasha]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zibEPgMNNfc

Tight pants and wallet chains
Hooded sweats & addidas drive me insane
Dreadlocked crusties are hot and cant be beat
Just double up the condom and stay away from their feet
I love hardcore boys, i love boys hardcore!

Bi-hawks and studs are really hot
Emo kids whine, but i'll give em a shot
Tight pants-skinheads with bodies that stack
This whole damn scene makes my eyes roll back
I love hardcore boys, i love boys hardcore!

I love hardcore boys, its too good to be true
One on one or the whole damn crew
It's all exciting for us so lets give it a whirl
I love hardcore boys cuz they make my toes curl

Romulin-looking justin clones got style
But sports wearing edgers are who we'd like to pile
After being with a peace punk in black
We're definite that you're never turning back
I love hardcore boys, i love boys hardcore!

[Wanted Man]

maaaaaaaaaaaan, white people are so damn filthy. a friend told me that and its so true. i know so many white people that are like yep i just wash once a week *nonchalant*. this is a nation of pigs

I'm not sure if I should come out and say it, but this post (http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1591069&postcount=104) makes it easier; dada is fucking awesome, even though I agree with him only like 1% of the time. He's like Devrim or Leo's non-union, Mexican equivalent.

[Искра]

Dreadlocked crusties are hot and cant be beat
Just double up the condom and stay away from their feet
:lol:

[black magick hustla]

i just want to say....

your dick probably smells like dead crustaceans redson

[9]

I swear I unsubscribed to this weifr23fhwkdfhiewgiowi3r4r230t gaedghhhsfwwefgg

[ellipsis]

i just want to say....

your dick probably smells like dead crustaceans redson

I just asked my love parter and she says it smells like dough. Presumably onion loaf.

[Jazzratt]

Thank fuck for revleft. Thanks to this site my understanding of communist theory and involvement in practice has skyrocketed, I also know what some stranger's dick smells like. The internet is truly a place of pure magic.

[Tyrlop]

everybody who has long hair should get a haircut and get a job, also get off welfare.

[Honggweilo]

Thank fuck for revleft. Thanks to this site my understanding of communist theory and involvement in practice has skyrocketed, I also know what some stranger's dick smells like. The internet is truly a place of pure magic.
hear hear

[ellipsis]

everybody who has long hair should get a haircut and get a job, also get off welfare.

Maybe you should graduate from high school.

[Panda Tse Tung]

Win!

[Ravachol]

hear hear

If it weren't for Revleft, the proletarian struggle would've died decades ago.:laugh:

[Jazzratt]

everybody who has long hair should get a haircut and get a job, also get off welfare.

Every time I read or hear someone say this I wish I still had long hair.

[Искра]

Me 2. I could make dreads and be Rastafarai.....

Only a few are chosen for the reckoning
It's Rastafari's world that unno living in
And it's a lion's jungle unno visiting

[Tyrlop]

http://mtpundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/shut-up-hippie-nixon.jpg
its better to have short hair! you save money on shampoo! its not so heavy!

[RHIZOMES]

http://mtpundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/shut-up-hippie-nixon.jpg
its better to have short hair! you save money on shampoo! its not so heavy!

I look awful with short hair, I am seriously counting the days until it becomes long again.

[Tyrlop]

I look awful with short hair, I am seriously counting the days until it becomes long again.
just use wax, and make it look like Nixon's, get a moustache too to look more authoritarian

[NecroCommie]

I have moustache. I intend to buy some moustache wax to point my lip hair upwards. Like Hercule Poirot. Or as I like to pronounce him: "'ercule de puaro'"
http://plison.agora.eu.org/blog/files/images/poirot.jpg

[RHIZOMES]

just use wax, and make it look like Nixon's, get a moustache too to look more authoritarian

I have a really rectangular head so I'd end up looking like Frankenstein, and i'm 18 I can hardly grow any facial hair that isn't a neckbeard.

[Tyrlop]

I have moustache. I intend to buy some moustache wax to point my lip hair upwards. Like Hercule Poirot. Or as I like to pronounce him: "'ercule de puaro'"
http://plison.agora.eu.org/blog/files/images/poirot.jpg


I have a really rectangular head so I'd end up looking like Frankenstein, and i'm 18 I can hardly grow any facial hair that isn't a neckbeard.
in that case i recommend bertolt brecht cut, or mayakovsky
http://www.moma.org/interactives/exhibitions/1998/rodchenko/images/mayakovsky_lg.jpg http://michaelgreenwell.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/brecht.jpg nice and shorty.

[Jazzratt]

http://www.moma.org/interactives/exhibitions/1998/rodchenko/images/mayakovsky_lg.jpg

I say this as someone with pretty much the above hairstyle:
Grow your hair any godamn length you please and don't feel you have to justify shit to dickheads who tell you to cut it. People who tell others to get haircuts (or grow their hair out, for that matter) are pointless little shits who should find something better to do with their pathetic and empty lives.

[Tyrlop]

I say this as someone with pretty much the above hairstyle:
Grow your hair any godamn length you please and don't feel you have to justify shit to dickheads who tell you to cut it. People who tell others to get haircuts (or grow their hair out, for that matter) are pointless little shits who should find something better to do with their pathetic and empty lives.
agreed.

[Dr Mindbender]

Dreadlocked crusties are hot and cant be beat
Just double up the condom and stay away from their feet

[pedantic twat mode] Well wearing 2 condoms at the same time is more likely to cause friction, so that lyric wasnt too well thought out. [/pedantic twat mode]

[Искра]

I just found out that Arisona Bay is 18 :confused:
I thought that he's at least 25 :lol:

[Hiero]

I don't think you will die if you don't shower, you can get an infection anyway. But the point of showering is just to remove dead skin, the smell is not important.

About your arrest, my understanding is you got off light. Can't people go to jail for just carrying weed in the USA? I am guessing you must be an anglo white.

[Il Medico]

I don't think you will die if you don't shower, you can get an infection anyway. But the point of showering is just to remove dead skin, the smell is not important.

About your arrest, my understanding is you got off light. Can't people go to jail for just carrying weed in the USA? I am guessing you must be an anglo white.
You have two carry a certain amount before they can charge you.

[ellipsis]

Well, they wanted to arrest me but couldn't find
an agency who cared enough to bother processing, charging and procecuting me. I got off by default. So unfortunately we can't blame racist cops, although they did make a racist comment and talk about how they should have tasered an uncooperative motorist.

[Plagueround]

Every time I read or hear someone say this I wish I still had long hair.

I did the reverse. I got a job, then grew long hair. But then, you don't dare tell people where I work to cut their hair. ;)

[RHIZOMES]

I just found out that Arisona Bay is 18 :confused:
I thought that he's at least 25 :lol:

People say this to me in real life too. :lol:

[Jazzratt]

I did the reverse. I got a job, then grew long hair. But then, you don't dare tell people where I work to cut their hair. ;)

The lasdt time I had work my hair was shoulder length. Perhaps my haircut has got in the way of getting a job :p

[Lyev]

Every time I read or hear someone say this I wish I still had long hair.

Same here, but when I had long hair I was chubby, I hid behind by a greasy fringe and I looked quite androgynous (rather flabby, pronounced pectorals) so I was mistook for a female on numerous occasions ( which was not good at all). I don't think I can pull of the long hair look, although I know a guy that can, he has a beard too and a really cool, long leather coat. :cool:

I loled at the discussion about washing scrotums and cleaning yourselves by the way guys, really good stuff. Should this be moved to theory, perhaps? Or maybe we could use exerts from this thread to try and recruit some cappie noobs to the left.

[ellipsis]

When I was a wee lad, my golden curls made me look like a girl to people. Now only old people mistake me for a girl.

[RedAnarchist]

I need to have my hair cut every month or two, because it grows quite thick. I like it to be around a number 5 or 6.


When I was a wee lad, my golden curls made me look like a girl to people. Now only old people mistake me for a girl.

I've never had light hair myself. I was born with black hair, which has been as light as medium brown when I was little, but it's currently a very dark brown that sometimes looks black.

[ellipsis]

5or6?

[RedAnarchist]

5or6?

Its a system used for hair length. A 1 is almost bald, whilst a 5 would have much more hair yet is still short.

[ellipsis]

I'm probably a 8 I can put my bangs in my mouth