If a Cow Laughed Would Milk Come Out Her Nose? - a tribute t

[booga]

Greetings to All! I am a young ballet person with steel toe slippers. my dream is to time travel, i love music and my dogg.

i like people who like me and who like to laugh despite the dark world we embrace. Commie Bastards too much but he is also quite funny PLS FEEL FREE TO VENT HIM ON THIS THREAD!!

here is another for you CB: last night i played a blank tape at full blast and the mime next door went nutts!!

:)

[CommieBastard]

:confused:

blankness of the face as i stare into space, who is this madman who shouts, louder than a million louts, question i what he said, then again, it's time for bed...

*yawns*

i fell through a tunnel that was an eye.
i fell deep inside my own perception.
and at the core i found a void.
a void filled with chaotic energies which dont exist.
they tore in a swirling torrent of colours which battled for supremacy over my mind...
screams and faces appeared and faded on the surface...
and there lying about were the corpses of millions...
and a tingle rose up my spine and hammered on the base of my skull
primordial feelings of rage, but they materliased, and great red, fanged beasts ran about gibbering...
then the bombs dropped, things went pure white...
and faded, to a complete black...
and i was sucked backwards, back through the tunnel.. which had lines running horizontally and vertically...
and the end of the tunnel became just a spot, and them tunnel became a spiders web...
and great lights danced around, sometimes landing on the web, just to disappear...
eventually all the lights vanished, and as the last one winked out, the web faded, and i was left floating in the utter dark.
it was at this point that i realised that the dark was reality, i was disconnected, there was nothing there...
then my bedroom faded back into existence, and i looked at the clock..
and said "what time is it?"
the clock replied "fuck off, i aint your slave you motherfucker"
i groaned and lay back, vowing never again to have so many shrooms in my tea...

[gogo gomez]

hey commie b that was some brain boggling rant...i like it. booga is a crazy embarrassing nerd i cant believe you didnt ignore her.

i know why she said the cow thing, shes my friend you know and the other day we were reading your stuff while eating pickled pigs feet and milk and booga bolted out laughing so hard the milk came out her nose. what a dork. :)

[CommieBastard]

Hey, just you leave booga alone, i am liking her words :)

cheesey monkeys sit inside my mind puling all the awkward levers...

little imps run about my face pummeling my skin, little bastards leave no repreise as they cause me woe unto the n'th degree, and when i scratch to remove them all i do is cut my face

kicked and battered by the feeble corpses that lie about, i rip into their stomachs and feast upon their guts, blood running on my face i scream at my victory, then fall down exhausted as they carry on their assault

endless wastelands stretch unto horizons, i stare at the void that fills the sky, and at the crust below i cannot penetrate, caught between the two opposites, am i crushed into nothing, as i see the infinite, as i see a thing so much bigger, and my mind expands and spreads to fill the space, leaving me so alone...

maybe...
maybe anything, maybe nothing...


oh, and one little thing...
i'm curious as to what you found so funny booga?

[Kez]

Who needs sanity when u got bell chedder?

not me
comrade kamo

[booga]

Quote: from CommieBastard on 1:38 am on Dec. 15, 2001
Hey, just you leave booga alone, i am liking her words :)


maybe...
maybe anything, maybe nothing...


oh, and one little thing...
i'm curious as to what you found so funny booga?


well like you say...maybe anything...maybe nothing
but for sure its either your words or your picture *giggles*

and thanks, im going to get gogo back, or maybe not im always embarrassing to her so she can say whatever i guess. im a dork, but she is definately a tramp!

[booga]

btw... i wasnt able to find the thread you posted last week sometime, something about groups pressuring small businesses??

there is a really old book by "Dan Smoot" (paperback, published in 1972 by Western Islands) "The Business End of Government" (probably before you were born :) )

anyway...its mostly about america and although im not even close to finishing the book i did find that...

a foreign policy group known as the C.F.R. Council since the 1940's has been running the u.s. government businesses...they (C.F.R.) controls major media communications and uses propaganda as their influence. please dont thank me for this bit of faded information (really) maybe it could turn out as a lead to something more. (the book is so old its probably outdated)

the best to your research :)

(Edited by booga at 6:55 pm on Dec. 20, 2001)

[CommieBastard]

oh yeah, i forgot about that homework...
i never did that, oh well..
it goes with all the rest of the work i've never done...

and what's wrong with my pic?
(btw, that pic isnt a pic of me...)

and what do you mean by a dork?
and whats wrong with tramps?
*tuts*

well maybe i aint got a home,
but i know what it is to be free,
cos im free to wander and to roam,
free to find something good to see.

[booga]

three guys go into a bar; one white, one black and one latino. upon entering they find only one girl, naturally of course they all like her.

so the girl says this: "okay i will decide which one of you to go with, but first each of you must say to me one sentence using the words "liver" and "cheese". " based upon this i will choose".

so the white guy goes first: " i like "liver" and i like "cheese".

girl: oh, okay

black guy says: "i dont like "liver" but i like "cheese" sandwiches"

girl: oh? oh yah?

black guy: yah, and....(he continues to rant on...)

then the latino a bit upset cuts in and says: "HEY "LIBER" ALONE! "CHEES" MINE!"

*heeheehee*


and CB i am not a dork, but thats what gogo says to me to be mean, the closest definition of a dork i belong to would be: a socially inept person; not suitable to the time, place or occasion: inappropriate often to an absurd degree. :( "a radical perhaps??"

and shame on you for forgetting your studies, is there something the matter? you can tell me, i will listen.

[CommieBastard]

There's a black guy, a puerto rican and a mexican all in a car, why?
It's a cop car.

anyway...
i can't beleive that you're a dork in even that sense, you seem to be incredibly ept (if thats a word :D) at conversing here...

And as for my work.. there's one thing thats the matter: i dont need to do it :/ I have done very little work, and no revision for my GCSEs and my AS's, and done well in both sets of exams.
got 4 A's in my AS's par examplé... (and a D)
hard work is too much like hard work...
i suppose i am just a lazy coaster, i am finding it hard to fit work in with my sex drugs & rock n roll lifestyle :/

oh well..

But one thing which is actually the matter is my love life..
it all feels so hollow.. i've never had a proper g/f... all i ever get is one night stands (which sometimes end up repeating). I really need the emotional fulfilment of a proper romantic relationship, it's left me feeling like nothing i do is worth it... and drinking has lost it's fun...
i am just doing things because thats what i do..
while wishing i could find better ways of feeling happy :(

[booga]

CB WHAT IS UP WITH THE EYE? I HOPE IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ME SAYING I THOUGHT YOUR PICTURE A BIT FUNNY.

YOU POOR THING...IM SORRY THAT YOU HAVE GROWN NUMB IN YOUR SENSES BUT MAYBE ITS A SCORPIONS STING THAT YOU LONG FOR...IM JUST KIDDING. :)

I FEAR I CANT HELP YOU WITH YOUR ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR I DONT BELIEVE IN THEM, ONLY IN THE PURE PASSION OF BURNING SOULS. :( (AND I DONT MEAN DIRTY ONE NIGHT STANDS OR REPEATERS, EWWW)

BUT YOU SEEM SENSATIVE & DARING SO I BELIEVE IN HOPE FOR YOU. I BELIEVE IN YOU CB. I REALLY DO! :)

[CommieBastard]

Funny that..
i changed it to my eye.. but i can't see it! i still see the old pic...
oh well :/

pure passion of burning souls? sounds romantic to me :)

and i dont like those, thats just all i can get..
especially when i seem to be so damn drunk...
i am going to have to stop drinking richie's 'special' Red Witchs.. (Absynth, Pernod, Cider and Blackcurrant juice)

I think i am going to ahve to revert to my prior beleif in the Uni-Cult... Everything will get better when i go to uni :)
I thought it was wrong when things got better, but now the betterment has turned sour so... *sighs* i just want to curl up in front of a fire on a winter morning with a loved and cherished girl, wearing thick jumpers, while lying on a thick rug on a wooden floor and staring deeply into one another's eyes...
i yearn for comfort and love...
i yearn fo completion...

im also a wee bit drunk... i'd already had some baileys and sherry, but since it turned midnight an hour ago i've been hitting the cuba libres... oh well... maybe im just stupid and cause my own pain like everyone else in this bitter twisted world...

[CommieBastard]

Eye still doesnt seem to work..
like my new sig tho?
if i get a better mood i might change it...

[Drifter]

your not missing much when it comes to the hearing of the deaf, its very boring, and really irritating,
trust me on this

[Rob]

hey Commie Bastard, do you read Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comics? If not, I highly recommend them for someone with your sense of reality.

[booga]

Quote: from CommieBastard on 1:45 am on Dec. 25, 2001
Funny that..
i changed it to my eye.. but i can't see it! i still see the old pic...
oh well :/

pure passion of burning souls? sounds romantic to me :)



you poor soul, enough already, now my eye is leaking with tears.

and this "pure burning passion of souls" sounds romantic but i really dont know what i speak on. the only burning i feel is caused by my own pain and "real" feelings of "passion" could well be "rage" im am afraid :(

but i have read that "fire" like "love" purifies.

i dont know if i could even confess to why i sneak a few "beers" a few times. of course because its "cheap" but what i really like is ale or something "fine".

what is Uni-cult? why are you going there?

[booga]

CB yes, i meant to compliment you earlier on that sig. but i thought you made them up, i didnt know they came from books. nice anyway.

[El Commandante]

Booga, I think what CB meant by Uni-cult, is that when he gets to university eveything will be brilliant. Is that right CB?

[gogo gomez]

Quote: from CommieBastard on 1:45 am on Dec. 25, 2001

pure passion of burning souls? sounds romantic to me :)

and i dont like those, thats just all i can get..
especially when i seem to be so damn drunk...
i am going to have to stop drinking richie's 'special' Red Witchs.. (Absynth, Pernod, Cider and Blackcurrant juice)



yur wasting your time CB, booga doesnt believe in "lust" therefore she doesnt relate to it. she tried to once and it almost ruined her. guys like you dont respect women and dont understand women but mostly dont understand themselves.

im so sure, what is it about a fire place and gazing into the eyes of a gurl and "feeling complete"...eventually in the course of that evening that completeness would include your shriveled loins, would it not? but (lol) the "jumper" i could see why that would be necessary.

i tell you booga is daring; she once removed all of her clothing down to the "undies" in the front seat of her ford only to test her so-called escort for the evening...wow was she surprised when he refused to touch any part of her but he passed the test later to fail.
(she found out he was sleeping with a model, lol)

my point: booga has bad "love" advice, she is a dork!

[CommieBastard]

El Commandante is right about the uni-cult.
and what do you mean from a damn book, booga, i wrote that myself?!?

i can see my eye now...

and fire doesn't purify, it just leaves big dirty marks... a bit like love really?

now, gogo...
dont respect women? why do you jump to that conclusion? i mean, i respect them, they just don't respect me dammit... and i am working on finding a woman i can relate to, but it's difficult considering how the vast majority seem to have fallen prey to the training of society and become nothing more than vain self-centred machines.
and no, i'd rather fall asleep in a comfortable embrace than have sex to be truthful, there is more pleasure to be found in mutual understanding in love than in sexual acts, but that pleasure is on an intellectual level, *removes snide remark he just wrote*.
and what exactly do you mean about the jumper? the jumper is necesary because it is nice warm, cuddly comfortable clothing...

and you still haven't said what you mean by a dork.
love advice? no such thing as good or bad, and no way of saying that which is good or bad, because if you havent found someone, that just means that you havent met the right person yet (or arent willing to compromise with some life-leeching fiend), it shows discerning and a quality of mind...

[El Commandante]

Everything seems to suffer from Uni-cult, then when they get there it's not all they thought it would be, and then years later it's the best part of their life. The crazy spiral in which we live in, never happy with what we have, always wanting more, and then realising what we have is better.

Love is just a form of madness, the worst is when you think you love someone but you don't, you are only in love with the idea of being in love. So in conclusion, I think that love is one of the most shit emotions, with anger you want to out do the person. With revenge you strive harder, with hate you have a purpose. With guilt you repair damage, but love just leaves you immobile and open to harm.

[MJM]

Well I don't know about love being the worst I think proper love,not obsession and infatuation, is quite good.
Like the love to your brothers and sisters,mums and dads.
The problem is when the object of your love starts to become a possession of yourself. You can't own something you love, us commies should know possessions are theft (or something like that) after all.
Pain, rejection, distance and confusion are not the results of love but the results of obsession

Regarding people reflecting on there lives and saying those were the days,when in fact they hated every waking hour of the experience. I know where you're coming from. I try not to do that now but I used to and probably do subconsiously still.

[El Commandante]

Love for someone like a brother or sister can be a very good tool for motivation. In my case I have a brother who is younger then me and it is a useful emotion because it forces me to protect him and look out for him. That's a useful thing, I'll have to admit that.

[booga]

sorry CB i should have know better, i find your words intriguing, please take no offense at my mistake.

what i mean by dork is i am not a "social butterfly" in fact i am death afraid of interaction (so to speak) with people but i manage i guess. not one guy have i confronted with on a "sober". oh well, im thinking of joining the peace corp after school because i cant face society alone and although i have dreams...and work to make them real i also must accept the fact that a "vision" may be all there is to see but even so i thank God for it.

i hope you find her and i know that you will.

[CommieBastard]

love...
love is everything.
When you can feel love for everything in the world, the world may be ready to find love for you..
When you can love another person as they spit in your eye, as they punch you in the face, then you have learnt a real and deep understanding of life.
When you can react to insult by taking it as compliment, instead of by rashly returning it, then you are serene and at peace with both yourself and your world...
to care not when things are taken from you, because you know that those things hold no value, and that the truest value is the gift of love for other people, and that by allowing that person to take without repurcussion you improve the world and your life one little bit (p.s i find that people usually get guilty from this and return the stuff they knicked when you say all they needed to do was ask >: ) however, there are some people who will never ever return a debt : / but gareth can keep my renegades CD, cos i know he finds it so hard to hold a thought for more than one second, so it's not his fault he cant get round to giving it back to me... but anyway, on with the rant about love...)

err, where was i? bugger...
oh well...

and booga, no worries, an honest error is even more readily forgiven than a directed insult...

as for interaction...
i suppose i used to be the same...
but now i really dont care what people think about me, so i just jump into interaction and have done with it. After all, what's done is done, and it wont get done if you dont do it.... err... *looks back at that sentence* i think...

and a noble vision and path lies in front of all of us, all we need do is choose to walk it. are there sacrifices along the way? sure, but what you sacrifice is a nothing, and what you gain is everything.

and i hope i find 'her' as well, even if it takes a few decades... oh well, it can wait, for now i have my friends, my health, my laziness and my drink....

[booga]

Quote: from CommieBastard on 6:14 pm on Dec. 28, 2001
love...
love is everything.
When you can feel love for everything in the world, the world may be ready to find love for you..
When you can love another person as they spit in your eye, as they punch you in the face, then you have learnt a real and deep understanding of life.

err, where was i? bugger...
oh well...

and booga, no worries, an honest error is even more readily forgiven than a directed insult...

....

lol CB what are you saying...??? whatever it was i am totally amused by it.

i agree that Love is the greatest of all and if we try to follow the rule of love which is: Love is patient...Love is kind...Love isnt demanding etc...oh i cant remember it all but i will remember and write it all done. it actually is quite beautiful and if we could learn to really love this way there would be few problems. i just think most guys and girls dont understand this though mostly because of immaturity and inexperience...(deep)

and CB what is bugger? (are you saying i am a "booger"??) lol. (have you ever seen a beautiful "bugger"??) no i didnt think so. :)

anyway...its different for women CB. men can act like they do and it is acceptable.

oh and dont be so happy being lazy and drinking, its just not the best thing for you CB. LOVE IS...

one more thing..."your crazy" :)

[CommieBastard]

sometimes even i dont knowhat im saying...
and not necesarily because of immaturity and inexperience... but because of a certain ingrained attitude about love which people are taught by their parents and society...
and bugger is a primarily english expression, slang, often taken to be offensive, rude or a swear word. It's literal meaning is to partake in anal sex, but it is pretty much used as just a minor curse word to throw into sentences at will, just like damn...
so interpret that like i'd said damn...

and you are right about the way people can act... if a woman is promiscuous she is a hussy, a whore, a dirty tramp... if a man is promiscuous then they are a stud...
i think it all comes down to societal perception, which is given it's shape by each individual's perception of society...
i think what it comes down to is that the perceived norm for society is that the man seeks the attentions of women, and the women then discern whether they shall accept any men which are seeking their attentions. Thus a man who is promiscuous is achieving something, and a woman who is promiscuous is simply incapable of good sense (according to this perceived norm)
the fact of the matter is that that is both archaic and ridiculous, and we should attempt at every turn to shed beleif and adherence to these perceptions of society's perceptions of the norms to which we should adhere...


and as for craziness, i have two things to say about that:
1. being crazy is a perfectly natural defence created by a person living in a crazy world
2. who exactly defines crazy? how do you know this person is themselves not crazy? for if they are then the people they label as crazy are the sane ones...
a wee problem in that theory methinks...

[booga]

im afraid your right CB about all the traits we pick-up from society i think they are just wrong.

if i was promiscuous i would be happy of that fact and accept it just like the guys and the way i got it i doubt there would be any (lip) problems from anyone because thats just the way i am. unfortunately i just act silly but that only in some place like here tho i know i shouldnt but weird as it seems i have fun.

you (please dont get mad, that eye of yours frightful) seem like a big phat player but loveable as well thats why a half way smart girl would have to make little of anything you say "romantic". i know these things CB believe me.

well im going to try chat soon, i will be cool. :cool:

oh you shouldnt use such language, did something upset you, you can tell me i wont make little of this time.

adios compa

[CommieBastard]

phat?

[CommieBastard]

oh, and in england 'bugger' is a virtual nothing, uttered with very light instigation...
so it's not quite a matter of 'such language' :)

[CommieBastard]

also... get icq! then you dont have to rely on this silly and pathetic chat here :)

[booga]

icq? how do i get that? hmm let me think...

[I Bow 4 Che]

If a cow laughed I bet that water would coe out of its nose...unless it had beer then beer would come out...but thats umm well odd and stuff...if you think about it, when we laugh piss doesnt come out our nose, so cows keep milk in the same place as their piss right? I really dont know!

oh and btw, on the icq issue...I have it so ppl add me!
34461244-Brelix

[CommieBastard]

Actually, they keep milk in the same place humans keep milk... and that ain't the fridge :D

and if you want icq go to www.icq.com (http://www.icq.com)

[CommieBastard]

the threads of fate laid bare,
they weave their death without a care,
wrapped within their own pain,
they writhe and struggle to regain,
that freedom which they sold,
to the pig and his fold.

[booga]

for it is neither life nor death
in the blood of saints
they are laid to rest
oh might wrath of two-edge sword
unites the many of one accord
the littles ones yield to power
the sun rises and sets the final hour
forgotten one, forgotten ones

[Hayduke]

I like the way the guy talks.......not as irritating as capitalis mclaren ect........I like the guy so dont mess with the guy

[booga]

okay the last one i was trying to write at the time on the meek...this one is about "loyalty" at the time i write which is now.

I came upon only to find
the affinity of a poisionous mind
he fought to deny what may be this
in a grey and subtle sherade of mist
a falling deep exhaustive kiss
glide and slunder to a fiery bliss

[booga]

Quote: from D DAY on 7:33 pm on Jan. 15, 2002
I like the way the guy talks.......not as irritating as capitalis mclaren ect........I like the guy so dont mess with the guy


CB is quite the motivation. :)

[CommieBastard]

i fall, i fell, my neck i broke and brake,
as i wander in the desert, my thirst i try and slake,
confustication, confoundation, correlation,
elastication, expoundation, total beration,
wander, wonder, fell down under,
lost my sense, lost my mind,
wander on just behind,
ask and question, join the session,
find out what god said in confession,
join the hordes, cross the fords,
today we arrive, at destination,
today we destroy, the vengeful nation,
just fall behind, grab a mind,
take it now to the war,
with your thought,
today for freedom jesus fought,
today he fell, ring out the bell,
oncomes the next, to fight for free,
challengers lined unto infinity.

[gogo gomez]

Quote: from CommieBastard on 5:38 pm on Jan. 16, 2002
i fall, i fell, my neck i broke and brake,
as i wander in the desert, my thirst i try and slake,
confustication, confoundation, correlation,
elastication, expoundation, total beration,
wander, wonder, fell down under,
lost my sense, lost my mind,
wander on just behind,
ask and question, join the session,
find out what god said in confession,
join the hordes, cross the fords,
today we arrive, at destination,
today we destroy, the vengeful nation,
just fall behind, grab a mind,
take it now to the war,
with your thought,
today for freedom jesus fought,
today he fell, ring out the bell,
oncomes the next, to fight for free,
challengers lined unto infinity.

RIDE ON CB! RIDE ON!

:o

[CommieBastard]

eh what now???

[CommieBastard]

a tear rolls down my cheek,
a pattern of explosion in my eyes,
a dark hole of death surrounded by blue fire,
i stare out from holes in the world,
behind is sat the fat controller,
and the train moves on as i fall down,
a tunnel in my eye,
into a pit of deathly wonder,
i dream the dreams of a drunken man,
in world that seems so thin and wan,
a bead of sweat rolls down my cheek,
down past a clenched mouth that seems so sleek,
staring out from holes in my pain,
veins stand out in my brain,
pounding rushing stinging sensation,
i stare and stare with broken eyes,
and let out clinging deathly sighs,
from a mouth clenched like a fist,
strain forces itself on my countenance,
as i stare deeply out as you,
and beeds of sweat rolls past my vision,
roll on all over my head,
and a tear rolls on down my cheek,
from an eye, that seems so full of pain,
a broken hole into another world

it's official...
i would say that my life is a pathetic translucent corpse, but that would leave nothing to describe me...
im confused as fuck...
my mind is completely inverted, turned in on itself..
my joy seems so empty, and i moving my fingers enough to type this makes me feel exhausted...

[booga]

WOW!!! :)

CB!!! That was something!

I have to go for now...I will be back.

[CommieBastard]

yay :)
glad to see you like..
btw, i am much happier recently :)