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Stand Your Ground
3rd November 2009, 19:32
Ok so I just found out that my girlfriend's uncles and some of their friends are neo-Nazis. They know I'm anti-Nazi and they never say anything to me about it, they're actually really nice towards me lol. I don't see em that often and when I do it's not for very long. My girlfriend isn't like that either cause she has various friends of different ethnicty and she's bi herself. They don't really do anything Nazi-ish either, they don't go to klan meetings or beat up random people. My girlfriends sisters are actually half Cape Verdian and they don't seem to care about that either. I don't think I'll ever have any problems with them but I was just wondering what other people here might do in this situation.

red cat
3rd November 2009, 19:44
Ok so I just found out that my girlfriend's uncles and some of their friends are neo-Nazis. They know I'm anti-Nazi and they never say anything to me about it, they're actually really nice towards me lol. I don't see em that often and when I do it's not for very long. My girlfriend isn't like that either cause she has various friends of different ethnicty and she's bi herself. They don't really do anything Nazi-ish either, they don't go to klan meetings or beat up random people. My girlfriends sisters are actually half Cape Verdian and they don't seem to care about that either. I don't think I'll ever have any problems with them but I was just wondering what other people here might do in this situation.

Then what exactly makes them neo-nazis? Do they just ideologically support neo-nazis? In that case, they might not have come accross any counter-arguments. Bring up some political topics lightly while talking to them and find out their stand. If they are soft neo-nazis then you probably won't have much trouble in correcting their political views.

jake williams
4th November 2009, 05:58
Alert the local Antifa; break off the relationship citing "no platform".

bcbm
4th November 2009, 10:14
i would probably take a nap.

Angry Young Man
4th November 2009, 11:51
Alert the local Antifa; break off the relationship citing "no platform".

And I always thought Jazzratt was insensitive.

Bilan
4th November 2009, 13:15
i would probably take a nap.

Bullshit you would. You'd drink whiskey til 4 in the morning and smoke a million billion cigarettes, and then you'd tell me about it. I know how you work.

which doctor
4th November 2009, 15:37
Dress up in combat boots and a torn jean jacket with patches all over it and beat them bloody with baseball bats to satisfy your inner machismo, and then pretend there was something political about it.

Os Cangaceiros
4th November 2009, 16:05
Set your girlfriend and her entire family on fire to send a message.

NecroCommie
4th November 2009, 16:52
Point out that their sibling prefers a communist, and communists are therefore more attractive.

Sasha
4th November 2009, 16:53
chain...
saw....
masacar.......

Pirate turtle the 11th
4th November 2009, 22:07
Send them your girlfriends decapitated head with a swastika carved into it.

spiltteeth
4th November 2009, 22:22
I would develop a virus that attaches to a specific enzyme which alters melontonin production so they wake up looking African American with dark skin.

Forced to live as the people they hate they will hopefully learn compassion....or just cut their nuts off. Either ways fine.

ls
4th November 2009, 22:23
I'd shoot them in the pinky finger and pinky toe, then I'd say hallejulah and swim to madagascar.

Lacrimi de Chiciură
4th November 2009, 22:30
I would take a big dump in their toilet and then reach in and pick it out with my bare hands and throw it at the bathroom walls.

The Red Next Door
5th November 2009, 00:05
[QUOTE=Fly Pan Dulce;1588876]I would take a big dump in their toilet and then reach in and pick it out with my bare hands and throw it at the bathroom walls.[/QUOTE


WHY THE FUCK YOU TELLING THIS MAN TO KILL HIS GIRLFRIEND?!

Sasha
5th November 2009, 00:16
a. because in all likelyhood the neo-nazi familly is just as real as this girlfriend to begin with and all the other story's ARF has been posting here lately to get atention.
b. more importantly.... never, AND I MEAN NEVER, ask advise over the internet, espacely in chitchat.

bcbm
5th November 2009, 00:18
Bullshit you would. You'd drink whiskey til 4 in the morning and smoke a million billion cigarettes, and then you'd tell me about it. I know how you work.

no you'd be there from about 1am until 6am, while i get progressively drunker and talked more shit on everyone.

speaking of, where've you been lately?

also i quit smoking. :(

ls
5th November 2009, 00:21
a. because in all likelyhood the neo-nazi familly is just as real as this girlfriend to begin with and all the other story's ARF has been posting here lately to get atention.
b. more importantly.... never, AND I MEAN NEVER, ask advise over the internet, espacely in chitchat.

Hmph, irl I would definitely trust an autonomous penguin, look how loyal the penguins were to Danny Devito in that batman film, he betrayed them and they turned on him, you, have forever shattered my (and everyone else's) trust in penguins though.

Il Medico
5th November 2009, 00:23
i would probably take a nap.
This. Either that or a smoke.

ls
5th November 2009, 00:26
By the way, on a related note, I do like the idea of having a duckmobile and a duckboat.

http://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/duckboat_finduck_honey.jpg http://onceuponageek.com/images/batman_duck.jpg

Искра
5th November 2009, 01:06
In your place I would have a sex with my girlfriend, make her pregnant. And then tell her family that I'm a Muslim (which I'm not, but you know its fun to watch neo-Nazis imagination little Muhammed growing inside of their Aryan love)

bcbm
5th November 2009, 06:33
there's a lot of really fucked up shit in this thread that shouldn't be on this board, even in chit-chat, even as a joke. seriously people, come on.

9
5th November 2009, 06:43
Grow some payos and start wearing a yarmulke around her family.

Il Medico
5th November 2009, 06:56
You know what, I changed my mind. If I found out my girlfriend and her family were fascist, I'd probably fuck off to Barcelona. And then take a nap.

Tyrlop
5th November 2009, 17:13
You know what, I changed my mind. If I found out my girlfriend and her family were fascist, I'd probably fuck off to Barcelona. And then take a nap.
but your not the original post?
you know what i would do it like this right? say to his dad and her uncle that they should NOT come across me again, then tell me again howto beat the uncle up, when the uncle is ready you explain him about communism

Stand Your Ground
18th November 2009, 05:35
LOL you guise are funny. :laugh: Well the only one I actually know of doing something was her uncles friend, he painted swastikas on a Jewish temple and he's the only one with a swastika tattoo. He's seen my Smash Fascism shirt and never said anything so I don't know whether to see him as serious about Nazism or not. Either way when the time is right he'll get what he deserves.

Rusty Shackleford
19th November 2009, 11:26
cheese graters grate cheese.

Swazi guys are guys with swazis.

Swazi guys are not good guys.

there is potential for the swazi guy to either be a hardcore nazi, or just a hitler youth. over estimate him and just keep quiet. why do i say over estimate? could mean trouble if you under estimate. dont provoke anything though. avoid ever getting intoxicated with them, ever. avoid being intoxicated around them. maybe carry a blade when you are around them.

either that or carry a cheese grater. they grate more than just cheese.

honestly though, they dont sound that bad. are they just some attention grabbing punks?

Pirate turtle the 11th
19th November 2009, 18:29
Cock slap her family.

Ravachol
19th November 2009, 20:10
I would develop a virus that attaches to a specific enzyme which alters melontonin production so they wake up looking African American with dark skin.

Forced to live as the people they hate they will hopefully learn compassion....or just cut their nuts off. Either ways fine.

this

Besides, asking advise over the internet is is Asking For It (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Asking_for_it).