school searching rooms

[Comrade B]

Well, the university I am at has decided to check rooms for "safety hazards", but of course, everything else is included in that... Today I had to gather all my empty bottles up, hide my roommates weed and pipe, throw away some other weed-related things, unjam a broken drawer, shove all that crap in there, re-jam it to make sure it doesn't get checked, reconnect my door's automatic closer thing, take my bed off raisers, and my roommate needs to remove his Jamaican flag from the window.... and tomorrow we have to put that all back into the way it was...

[bcbm]

barricade the floor

[which doctor]

barricade the floor
that's what the french do when they get angry, right? :cool:

[bcbm]

that's what the french do when they get angry, right? :cool:

the french don't get angry. they get even.

[spiltteeth]

fill the draws with razors

[Panda Tse Tung]

the french don't get angry. they get even.
I'd rep that if it wasn't chit-chat :).

[mykittyhasaboner]

Plant evidence in someone else's room (preferably some kind of enemy of yours, or someone you think totally sucks) to distract the search team from your room?

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

what is the posture of your "student government" or whatever you call it?

this would never go down in my school
barricades would go up in a heartbeat

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

although we're talking about the country where college students get tasered by pigs while their classmates stand by idly watching

last time the police came into my campus, students responded by going on strike for two weeks

[Os Cangaceiros]

the french don't get angry. they get even.

:laugh:

My school did "room inspections" once a month or so, which consisted of one dude standing in your open doorway for about ten seconds, then saying "Yep, everything looks good", and then leaving.

[Os Cangaceiros]

last time the police came into my campus, students responded by going on strike for two weeks

Most major American universities have their own police force.

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

as does mine
they don't tase students or search their rooms for illegal shit, though

[Rusty Shackleford]

well, if you are in pittsburgh im sure theyd show up for room inspection in storm trooper outfits and carrying portable LRADs


On my campus the police are from the city PD, and me and some students were doing a sleepout thing for homelessness awareness and all that and the fucking police chief tried to charge us for the extra hours they had to stay patrolling for the night! making the studens pay the extra $300 it cost to pay the cops there!