If you could go back and ask Marx and Stalin 1 thing?

[spiltteeth]

If you could go back and ask Marx and Stalin 1 thing, what would you want to know?

[Invincible Summer]

Why all the facial hair?

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With Marx, the USSR obviously. I'd be interested to know if he, in light of the history, was a Left Communist, Trotskyist, or "Marxist-Leninist". I suspect he'd be a Trotskyist, but perhaps I'm projecting my own biases.
With Stalin, who cares.

[Bilan]

With Stalin, "Why are you such a prick?"

[GracchusBabeuf]

To Marx: How did you become so intelligent?
To Stalin: How did you become so awesome? Also ask him for some techniques to fight liberals and reactionaries.

[red cat]

To Stalin: Why did you have to wait till 1940?

[Pavlov's House Party]

To Stalin: How did you become so awesome? Also ask him for some techniques to fight liberals and reactionaries.

don't you mean techniques for siding with reactionaries and capitalists?:confused:

[Искра]

don't you mean techniques for siding with reactionaries and capitalists?:confused:
I love you! :wub:

Marx: What's your favourite meal.
Stalin: What do you think about Call of Duty 2?

[Muzk]

id tell marx that the black book of communism says hes a fucking terrorist and stalin a good man

[hugsandmarxism]

Marx: What do you look like under that beard?

Stalin: Pull my finger?

[NecroCommie]

Marx: (after explaining the idea behind vanguard), Does mr.Marx think the vanguard is a)necessary b)progressive?

Stalin: Why da purges man?

[Bright Banana Beard]

Marx: bloody revolution is required, right?

Stalin: Why the fuck did you give Austria and half of Berlin to Allies? Fuck them!

[Panda Tse Tung]

Well all those Marx questions assume he also has the knowledge of current day-events...
So I'll just assume they don't. And I'll assume they have to answer honestly.

Stalin: We're you fo real or was Trotsky fo real?
Marx: Why didn't you write a bit easier to read works? Jerk...

[GracchusBabeuf]

don't you mean techniques for siding with reactionaries and capitalists?:confused:
http://trollin.wowbucket.com/stalin_no_u.jpg

[spiltteeth]

I'd probably just ask Stalin for some dating advice

[Tjis]

To Marx: why all the peasant hating?
To Stalin, after showing a pic of Makhno: Don't you agree that your moustache is vastly inferior to that of Makhno?

[Manifesto]

Stalin: How did you get that glorious mustache?
Marx: Why is your stuff so hard to read?

[Il Medico]

It depends on when I'd be asking them questions.(in their life)

Young Marx: Do you like Musical Theatre? If so are you single?
Old Marx: I would first explain all the different tendencies of today's left, and ask his opinion on each one's ideology. (and who he thought was right)

Young Stalin: So, was it fun being Borat's Stunt double?
Old Stalin: What do you think about the theory that being a douchebag helps grow mustaches?

[hugsandmarxism]

Stalin: Did it feel good to smite HG wells in that debate in 1937?

Marx: Seriously, do you hate shaving THAT MUCH?!?!?!

BONUS:

Mao: Does it burn when you pee?

Hoxha: Nice flag. (no need to ask a question!)

Che: What kind of cologne do you reccomend?

Trotsky: Head hurt much?

Bukarin: If you love the kulaks so much, why don't you marry them?!?!

Kollantai: Will reading your stuff get me laid?

[Angry Young Man]

To Stalin: Why did you have to wait till 1940?

Because were it before, the USSR would have been bellyflopped.

I'd ask him "whatever happened to
Leon Trotsky?"

And Stalin would return:...

[cb9's_unity]

To Marx: What you think about Stalin

To Stalin: Yo why you been avoidin Marx all night. He been lookin for you.

[Orange Juche]

To Marx: Which interpretation of Marxism (Council communism, Leninism, etc) is most on the ball with what you envisioned?

Stalin: Asphinktersayswhat?

[Bilan]

God I hate this forum.

[Dr Mindbender]

@ Stalin: Do you want a game of red alert?