If you had to be a reactionary what kind would you be

[Yazman]

If you had to be a reactionary for a year (you get forced by some sort of mysterious force/person/thing, use your imagination) what kind would you be.

This is just for laughs.

[Bitter Ashes]

If I was of an anarcho-capitalist mindset then I'd probably be ruthless enough to my fellow worker to have become rather rich by now.

[Wanted Man]

Apathetic slob, definitely.

[9]

Corporate elite, no two ways about it.
Also, "anti-German" and "Zionist" would be good options as well, although that's kind of redundant, so maybe just one or the other.

[Yazman]

Yeah you're right, I should have put "zionist" in.

[F9]

apathetic most probably

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Leninist probably.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Fascist, since it is so the opposite of communism.

[Jazzratt]

Apathetic idiot.

[Kukulofori]

Neopagan fundamentalist, just for the absurdity of that notion. Or if I have to pick one that exists, muslim fundamentalist because at least that way I get to fight imperialism.

Honourable mention to corporate elite because that way I get to be really, really rich.

[Honggweilo]

an incognito-nihilist posing as a TV-Evangelist/New-age spiritual hippy making millions in a pyramid scheme or an anarcho-lifestylist / situationist

[Pirate Utopian]

Sweet sweet apathy.

[Honggweilo]

Sweet sweet apathy.
screw my last post, i would be you :lol:

[Raúl Duke]

I would prefer to be a corporate elite (If I could chose, this is what I voted)...

but the more likely option would be apathetic.

[NecroCommie]

I dunno. Before I was a communist I was dwindling somewhere in the twilight of green apathy. Who knows.

[JimmyJazz]

Trotskyist wrecker.

[Panda Tse Tung]

Third way "labour"

[Comrade B]

better to have no morals than bad ones... apathetic idiot

[gorillafuck]

Apathetic person

[Comrade B]

Actually, being a fundamentalist could be a bit fun...

[Dr Mindbender]

if Morgan Spurlock is reading this thread he might turn it into a premise for another ''30 days'' documentary.

Why isnt 'conspiracy theorist' in the poll btw?

During the 90's i used to be big on alien abductions, Area 51 and all that shit.

[Incendiarism]

I'd be a monarchist. There's something entertaining in the idea of defending the divine rights of kings when history has swept them to the garbage heap.

[spiltteeth]

I'd be a duck.

[Pirate Utopian]

screw my last post, i would be you :lol:
:cool:

[LOLseph Stalin]

I would be an Islamic fundamentalist so I could fight Imperialist AmeriKKKan pigs. :p

[Crux]

Nazbol. The situationists of fascism.

[Plagueround]

I'd be a monarchist, but only if I got to be a gunslinger, Gilead style.

KILL THEM GUNSLINGERS, KILL THEM ALL!

[More Fire for the People]

Corporate elite. I could dig being a yuppie

[Искра]

Nazi. I would march in my SS uniform through town bashing Stalinists and hippies with my big boots.
I would have big eagle-swastika tattoo and no one will ever, ever talk shit to me in my face... Off course, I'll go to gym and be on steroids.

[jake williams]

Corporate elite, because then I could have really nice shit. Obviously. If I'm not gonna be moral I might as well be happy - do any of you think that fascists or fundamentalists are really enjoying their time?

[Il Medico]

Stalinist :p

[Orange Juche]

Primitivist, cause I like trees n' bugs n' shit.

[Invincible Summer]

I voted primmo because I thought it would be easy just saying that civilization and modernity fuck everything up, and we should all live in agrarian communes, but then I realized corporate elite or an-cap would mean I would be rich and selfish.

damn.

[Redmau5]

Corporate elite. If I had to be a reactionary, I at least want to be loaded.

[hugsandmarxism]

Stalinist :p

Left Communist. The Waldorf and Statler of (counter) revolutionary skepticism. :tt2:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2008/10/15/waldorf460.jpg

"All your revolutions SUCK!"

[Dr Mindbender]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2008/10/15/waldorf460.jpg


With that upholstery it could quite easilly be the Kremlin.

[Vendetta]

Primitivist gun nut? Maybe.

[hugsandmarxism]

I say apathetic idiot, though for fun, I'd like to throw in chauvinist and homophobe, to prop up my self esteem when I'm yelling into my headset playing videogames online :cool:

[Rusty Shackleford]

Monarchist. At least i could live in North Korea.

[Andrei Kuznetsov]

Nazi. I'd like to carry capitalism to its logical extent, and being THAT evil would just be plain fun!

That, or utter nihilist. DESTROY EVERYTHING, KILL EVERYONE, I HATE THE WORLD!!!

[Pirate Utopian]

If I would pick something other than apathetic it would nazi, but no neo-nazi, no an old school 30s/40s nazi, all politics aside them motherfuckers had style.

[LOLseph Stalin]

If I would pick something other than apathetic it would nazi, but no neo-nazi, no an old school 30s/40s nazi, all politics aside them motherfuckers had style.

Hell yes! I don't care what anybody says, but Nazi uniforms were badass.

http://z.hubpages.com/u/909401_f520.jpg

[Искра]

Insert Name Here you know it ;) I mean you were nazi :laugh:

[cb9's_unity]

Corporate Elite. If I'm gonna be an idiot I might as well be a rich idiot.

[NecroCommie]

If I had to be?
A dead one.

[LOLseph Stalin]

Insert Name Here you know it ;) I mean you were nazi :laugh:

Must be a fetish I had for Nazi uniforms when I was like 13. Wow, I was a dumbass kid!

[tehpevis]

Right-Wing Gun Nut. Why? It's fuckin' fun to blow things up.

[Il Medico]

Apathetic idiot.

[Искра]

Must be a fetish I had for Nazi uniforms when I was like 13. Wow, I was a dumbass kid!
I still have fetish for nazi uniforms. I had one (SS Prinz Eugen) from my grand-grandfather but my mother sold it, after the Civil war cause we didn't have money.

[Искра]

Anarchist.
:cool:
Why not now? Its fun.

[tehpevis]

:cool:
Why not now? Its fun.

Hear, hear, comrade!

[spiltteeth]

:cool:
Why not now? Its fun.

Yea, it's fun; but I like to actually accomplish politically significant things.

Also, I'd be a silly goose.

[Yazman]

Right wing gun nuts have all the fun

[Искра]

Yea, it's fun; but I like to actually accomplish politically significant things.
Then do something...

[LOLseph Stalin]

Right-Wing Gun Nut. Why? It's fuckin' fun to blow things up.

Then be an Islamic Fundamentalist like me. They make even bigger explosions and blow up even more things. Besides, you would get to fight imperialists at the same time. ;)

[F9]

I change my vote, i would be a stalinist for sure:cool:

[spiltteeth]

I change my vote, i would be a stalinist for sure:cool:

That might bring you dangerously close to actually pulling off a revolution instead of critiquing it.

[Invincible Summer]

Then be an Islamic Fundamentalist like me. They make even bigger explosions and blow up even more things. Besides, you would get to fight imperialists at the same time. ;)

But you'd only be able to pull off one explosion, if you know what I mean

[LOLseph Stalin]

But you'd only be able to pull off one explosion, if you know what I mean

Yes, but until my turn comes I could watch other explosions. :p

[kalu]

Corporate elite: apathetic idiot with money and power.

[Pogue]

corporate elitist for the drugs, women and money :lol:

[LOLseph Stalin]

corporate elitist for the drugs, women and money :lol:

Sexist. :p Then again this is a thread about what kind of reactionary you would be so that's perfectly acceptable as a reactionary attitude you would have.

[Dimentio]

Monarchist. They seem to have it so simple.

I actually was some kind of a conservative absolute monarchist romantic during one period of my life in late primary.

[Weezer]

Nazi. So I could hide bald spots(ie skinheads), I had any. I have a sexy head of hair.

[More Fire for the People]

Right-Wing Gun Nut. Why? It's fuckin' fun to blow things up.
You can't do this. Don't you realize this forum is made out by bijan?

[Axle]

I'd be a Primitivist. Its stripped-down Caveman Communism.

[Bitter Ashes]

Must be a fetish I had for Nazi uniforms when I was like 13. Wow, I was a dumbass kid!
Oh noes! Somebody check Insertnamehere's IP address. She's definatly not Prince Harry in disguise is she? :lol:

[Lodestar]

Corporate Elite. Private Jets, liquor, exotic islands, anyone?

[The Ungovernable Farce]

Being an apathetic idiot would be the easiest option. The idea of being a batshit crazy Maoist/Hoxhaist type also appeals, in the same way that being a religious fundamentalist could be fun. I can also see the appeal of being a really pessimistic miserablist conservative, a la Joan Didion.

[GracchusBabeuf]

Anarchist/Trotskyist :)

[LOLseph Stalin]

Anarchist/Trotskyist :)

ANARKKKEEEE! *smashes window*

[Olerud]

Probable just be RAF.

[Pavlov's House Party]

monarchist. most monarchists i know are kind of apathetic anyways. "ehh, whatever, let the queen figure it out".

[Weezer]

Anarchist/Trotskyist :)

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l57/Chaos92/HA_HA_HA_OH_WOW.jpg

[☭World Views]

An "honest capitalist", that is, one that is honest about why the world works the way it does and doesn't try to hide the lust for blood, exploitation, and hegemony...

[GracchusBabeuf]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l57/Chaos92/HA_HA_HA_OH_WOW.jpghttp://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/loldogs-funny-dog-pictures-im-seriousthis-is-my-serious-face.jpg

[Revy]

A Hollywood limousine liberal, Obama-worshipper, and Scientologist......

[Patchd]

Pastafarian fundamentalist. DEATH TO THE INFIDELS, HAIL HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGES!

[The Accomplice]

An apathetic moron. Things would be so much easier if you didn't really give a shit.

[Pogue]

a Marxist-Leninist Anti-Revisionist/Maoist/Hoxhaist, because its so easy to be such a total fucking moron i'd love to do it politically! i mean seriously, what fucking mugs.

so one of them, best reactionary ever, nutters!

[LOLseph Stalin]

Pastafarian fundamentalist. DEATH TO THE INFIDELS, HAIL HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGES!

As an Islamic Fundamentalist, I declare Jihad on you. ;)

[GracchusBabeuf]

a Marxist-Leninist Anti-Revisionist/Maoist/Hoxhaist, because its so easy to be such a total fucking moron i'd love to do it politically! i mean seriously, what fucking mugs.

so one of them, best reactionary ever, nutters!
http://www.dailydemotivators.com/pics/STFU_and_GTFO.jpg

[counterblast]

A member of the RCP.