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spiltteeth
18th October 2009, 05:44
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg

Revy
18th October 2009, 05:52
"gtfo"

Axle
18th October 2009, 06:31
"no u"

or, "Cool story, comrade"

GracchusBabeuf
18th October 2009, 06:41
Off to the gulag with you!:lol:

spiltteeth
18th October 2009, 06:54
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg

you! Stop the shit and get me a pony!

Revy
18th October 2009, 08:57
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg

that damn media now compares me to AIDS!

Rusty Shackleford
18th October 2009, 09:29
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg
PULL MY FINGER, COMRADE!
or
HEY! YOU! HOW DO YOU LIKE MY 'STACHE?

Pogue
18th October 2009, 12:25
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg

"send in the tanks"

Muzk
18th October 2009, 12:29
you want some good cock, billy?

Il Medico
18th October 2009, 13:25
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg
Cake or DEATH!!??!!!

Pirate Utopian
18th October 2009, 14:25
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg
Innie minnie my-nie moe and... you are purged.

Honggweilo
18th October 2009, 14:33
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg
invisible raygun

JazzRemington
18th October 2009, 15:53
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/stalinpointing.jpg

five year planned!!!!11!

GracchusBabeuf
18th October 2009, 17:17
GTFO liberal!

Manifesto
18th October 2009, 21:10
cake or death!!??!!!
the cake is a lie!!!

Sam_b
18th October 2009, 22:48
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg

"STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS"

the last donut of the night
19th October 2009, 00:21
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg

"SAM B? OFF TO SIBERIA WITH HIM!"

al8
19th October 2009, 03:08
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg

didn't you steal my girlfriend, or somehting?
--
bier-night or barbarism!
---

Chapter 24
19th October 2009, 03:54
Extra pickles this time, muh fucka.

Niccolò Rossi
19th October 2009, 04:36
"I want you [socialist (http://www.revleft.com/vb/member.php?u=20114)]"

:closedeyes:

Die Neue Zeit
19th October 2009, 04:46
Most likely a message about the poster being replied to having just been owned.

spiltteeth
19th October 2009, 08:34
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg
yo trotsky! Stop juggling that pic axe! Thats how accidents happen!

Tower of Bebel
19th October 2009, 10:38
Most likely a message about the poster being replied to having just been owned.
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg


STOP SENDING ME YOUR WIP!
I ONLY LIKE FINISHED PRODUCTS

NecroCommie
19th October 2009, 15:56
'pointing at different bolitbyro members' Purge, purge, purge, purge, purge...

Bright Banana Beard
19th October 2009, 19:36
Hmmmm. You! You are purged!

Panda Tse Tung
19th October 2009, 20:06
Hey, could you please help me. There's this weird object stuck on my hands...

GracchusBabeuf
19th October 2009, 20:40
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg
YOU GET A CAR! YOU GET A CAR!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcI-rHO0yko)

spiltteeth
19th October 2009, 23:17
The above is my favorite so far. Stalin - the soviet Oprah.

Angry Young Man
19th October 2009, 23:58
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg

Cmde. Stalin visits man with external bollock

hugsandmarxism
20th October 2009, 01:42
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/stalinpointing.jpg
yo trotsky! Stop juggling that pic axe! Thats how accidents happen!

win.

Dr Mindbender
20th October 2009, 01:45
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg
Commander! You must capture the allied chronosphere!

Pavlov's House Party
20th October 2009, 02:14
You are trolling

Pirate Utopian
20th October 2009, 02:22
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg
I am the walrus *points* they are the eggmen.

Invincible Summer
20th October 2009, 04:28
Commander! You must capture the allied chronosphere!

Yesssssss! RA2 reference ftw!! I would give you 5 rep points for that if I could!


Anyways, here's my take:

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg

"Ma'am, you like you could use a handy-dandy, super-easy cleaning machine! That's right - for 10 easy payments of $19.95, you can have the Grime Gulag cleaning tool right in your own home!"

Budog
20th October 2009, 04:37
Pardon me Comrade, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Budog.

Small Geezer
20th October 2009, 05:29
"That night me and Molotov spend together was beautiful, you wouldn't understand shit!"

JimmyJazz
20th October 2009, 05:35
Most likely a message about the poster being replied to having just been owned.

lol

Il Medico
20th October 2009, 05:44
Got a new picture to Caption:

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/020419/040219_crucifixion_hmed_2p.hlarge.jpg MCA

jake williams
20th October 2009, 05:57
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg

Hey, it's Stalin!

Budog
20th October 2009, 06:03
* The Doctor *

I can't copy and paste or quote the photo yet, but my caption of Jebus would say:

"Oooooh I feel like shit, God if you get me out of this I promise I will never drink again."

Budog.

Budog
20th October 2009, 06:05
:rolleyes: And for the Stalin pic:

"No soup for you!" (The Soup-Commie)

Budog. :huh:

spiltteeth
20th October 2009, 06:07
Got a new picture to Caption:

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/020419/040219_crucifixion_hmed_2p.hlarge.jpg MCA

"oh my god I AM STUFFED! Boy, that chocolate donut really got away from me, shits all over my sweet body. Napkin please! "

Also, this thread is for Stalin only.

spiltteeth
20th October 2009, 06:08
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/stalinlop.jpg

you doctor! Get your own thread!

Angry Young Man
20th October 2009, 06:10
http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/020419/040219_crucifixion_hmed_2p.hlarge.jpg

Stag night Prank goes horribly askew.

Invincible Summer
20th October 2009, 07:31
http://vulpeslibris.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/stalin_clown.jpg

"Fuck you, Leon!"

spiltteeth
20th October 2009, 07:35
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointingupward.jpg

Hey, if it was up to me you'd all live forever, but try telling that to killy Mcgee up there!

Il Medico
20th October 2009, 07:44
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointingupward.jpg

Hey, if it was up to me you'd all live forever, but try telling that to killy Mcgee up there!
http://static.open.salon.com/files/stalin_writing1250638534.jpg
Well, on second thought let me write down the names of a "couple" enemies and then the rest of you can live forever. Until I make another list that is! Muhahha!

Jazzratt
20th October 2009, 17:01
http://static.open.salon.com/files/stalin_writing1250638534.jpg


He's makin' a list, he's checkin' it twice.

al8
20th October 2009, 17:20
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointingupward.jpg


By the power of Ceiling Kitteh, Da Smert!

spiltteeth
20th October 2009, 20:09
http://static.open.salon.com/files/stalin_writing1250638534.jpg

Dear Diary, today Lenin touched my hand, I was so excited that I blushed and my heart went pitter patter. I hope he asks me to the dance. But Lenin spends all his time with Trotsky. Who am I kidding. I'll never be able to compete with him. He's so dreamy...unless

hugsandmarxism
20th October 2009, 20:25
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointingupward.jpg

I CAN HAS MOON?

the last donut of the night
21st October 2009, 02:22
http://static.open.salon.com/files/stalin_writing1250638534.jpg

Dear Diary, today Lenin touched my hand, I was so excited that I blushed and my heart went pitter patter. I hope he asks me to the dance. But Lenin spends all his time with Trotsky. Who am I kidding. I'll never be able to compete with him. He's so dreamy...unless

so many wins.

the last donut of the night
21st October 2009, 02:25
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointingupward.jpg

"BOY, THOSE GULAGS REALLY DO STRETCH INTO THE HORIZON LIKE THE TROTS SAY!"

Искра
21st October 2009, 03:51
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9151/stalin4.jpg (http://img16.imageshack.us/i/stalin4.jpg/)
Come here little girl, I wanna give you something you haven't experienced yet. I'll purge your ass.


http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9458/stalin2.jpg (http://img11.imageshack.us/i/stalin2.jpg/)
Fuck collage I wanna be Evil Dictator! HAIL!

Pirate Utopian
21st October 2009, 03:53
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointingupward.jpg
That's a pretty cool avatar.

Bright Banana Beard
21st October 2009, 03:57
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9151/stalin4.jpg (http://img16.imageshack.us/i/stalin4.jpg/)
Come here little girl, I wanna give you something you haven't experienced yet. I'll purge your ass.


LOL RAPE!

This is seriously disturbing and unacceptable. Fuck you.

Angry Young Man
21st October 2009, 06:04
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9151/stalin4.jpg (http://img16.imageshack.us/i/stalin4.jpg/)
I remember when my grandfather first gave me a werther's original

Tower of Bebel
21st October 2009, 10:12
Who of you Trotsko-fascists placed
that egg on my chair? Speak up!

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00027/Stalin-140508_27880t.jpg

Kamenev? Zinoviev? Do I see you two smiling?
You know what happened to Trotsky and that
fart bag-gag he settled me up with!

Pirate Utopian
21st October 2009, 13:30
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9151/stalin4.jpg (http://img16.imageshack.us/i/stalin4.jpg/)
I remember when my grandfather first gave me a werther's original
:lol::lol::lol:

Искра
21st October 2009, 13:56
LOL RAPE!

This is seriously disturbing and unacceptable. Fuck you.
This is not about rape. Its about Stalin Clause.... if you don't sit in his lap he purges you.

btw. fuck you too ;)

Honggweilo
21st October 2009, 15:43
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointingupward.jpg
party up!

y'all gon make me purge your ass, up in here, up in here

spiltteeth
21st October 2009, 22:10
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9151/stalin4.jpg (http://img16.imageshack.us/i/stalin4.jpg/)

On today's Masterpiece Theater, young Pipi's at it again!

GracchusBabeuf
21st October 2009, 22:23
Come here little girl, I wanna give you something you haven't experienced yet. I'll purge your ass.
On revleft, as if its anti-Stalinism, anything goes, including child rape.:glare:

Cult of Reason
22nd October 2009, 00:05
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg

The National Lottery: It could be YOOOhoo!

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9151/stalin4.jpg/

I once wrote a book about salmon fishing, you know.

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointingupward.jpg

You see those people sitting on the balcony above me? Right. Execute them please.

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9458/stalin2.jpg

Oh, hello. And what do you do?

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00027/Stalin-140508_27880t.jpg

Its the final countdown! Dee dee dee deeee...

http://static.open.salon.com/files/stalin_writing1250638534.jpg

Roses are red,
Violets are blue...

We don't have violets in the USSR.

Orange Juche
22nd October 2009, 06:40
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointingupward.jpg

i iz in ur darkniss, havin an idea!!!

Rusty Shackleford
22nd October 2009, 07:04
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointingupward.jpg



We will now attack God's Armies. To the space elevator comrades!


http://chandrakantha.com/articles/indian_music/filmi_sangeet/media/1961_yuri_gagarin.jpg

Hi there! I will be your commanding officer on this mission to destroy gods armies.

http://www.google-logos.com/wp-content/logos/Yuri_Gagarin_official_portrait.jpg

Comrades! I just got a bunch of fucking medals for kicking God's ass!

http://www.ldesign.com/Images/Essays/Earthrace/a_c_roosevelt-stalin-yalta.jpg

Hey guys! We just pwned heaven. How does this make you feel?

Orange Juche
23rd October 2009, 21:54
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9458/stalin2.jpg

O, hai!





http://static.open.salon.com/files/stalin_writing1250638534.jpg

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
worship me now,
or I will purge you.

Colonello Buendia
24th October 2009, 00:02
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg
YOU SUCK!

hugsandmarxism
24th October 2009, 00:49
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg

You. Yes, you! Ya gonna eat that?

spiltteeth
24th October 2009, 02:12
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointingupward.jpg

TAXI! Hey!

Il Medico
24th October 2009, 02:22
http://www.gocek.org/christiansymbols/images/kids/god.jpg
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointingupward.jpg

tehpevis
24th October 2009, 02:33
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointingupward.jpg
Wreck 'Em Tech!

the last donut of the night
24th October 2009, 04:55
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointingupward.jpg

AY YO, GIMME DAT CHEESEBURGAH

the last donut of the night
24th October 2009, 04:56
On revleft, as if its anti-Stalinism, anything goes, including child rape.:glare:

:rolleyes:

hugsandmarxism
24th October 2009, 05:00
http://www.revleft.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=212&pictureid=2372

I love watching the sun set ^_^

tehpevis
24th October 2009, 05:07
http://fabulousflatulence.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/stalin.jpg
Diabeetus

hugsandmarxism
24th October 2009, 05:13
http://www.revleft.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=212&pictureid=2375

SOMEONE TAKE THIS BABY! I SMELL SHIT ON MY HAND!

hugsandmarxism
24th October 2009, 05:19
http://www.revleft.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=212&pictureid=2988

Stalin: Whose my little boogie woogie? WHOSE MY LITTLE BOOGIE WOOGIE?!?!

Sventlana: Dad? DAD! I'm 14 years old! You're embarrassing meee~!

tehpevis
24th October 2009, 05:32
http://www.uoregon.edu/%7Ekimball/images/Stalin-post49.jpg
"And that's pretty much what I think Communism should be interpreted as. Any questions?"

"Could you explain to me the whole "Cult of Personality" thing again?

"Shut up, Mokoba."

spiltteeth
24th October 2009, 07:00
http://static.open.salon.com/files/stalin_writing1250638534.jpg

Dear penthouse, you'll never believe what happened to me. I was creating socialism in one country when I saw my neighbor Kollontai sun bathing nude...

tehpevis
24th October 2009, 17:32
http://gurdjieffbooks.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/stalin_exile_1915.gif
Howdy-Ho, Comrades!

Honggweilo
24th October 2009, 17:38
http://gurdjieffbooks.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/stalin_exile_1915.gif

jagshemash

Il Medico
24th October 2009, 22:41
http://gurdjieffbooks.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/stalin_exile_1915.gif

Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk?

Dr Mindbender
25th October 2009, 04:22
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d139/subzero2006/stalin-mankini-2.jpg

Very nice,

Stalin is big hit with ladies.

tehpevis
25th October 2009, 05:56
http://www.geekets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/stalin-mario-bros.jpg

Yer doin' it wrong.

MarxSchmarx
25th October 2009, 06:33
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg

MMMMM Vanilla frosting....

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/020419/040219_crucifixion_hmed_2p.hlarge.jpg
BRB

spiltteeth
25th October 2009, 07:48
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Stalinpointing.jpg

YOU GOT CHARISMA KID! Beria bad-ass !