Halloween customes

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Wishing a change from the normal dress as an IRA volunteer this year round I have decided to ask the biggest bunch of wankers in exsitant on the internet what I should wear. I am seriously contemplating a penis but am unable to think about how to create a penis costume. (PS: You already look like a dick - is no longer witty since I have posted it here)

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Also yes I will be getting pissed , yes pictures will probably be on facebook and no I do not want any complaints that this is bourgeoisie decadence or anything.

[Il Medico]

You Show dress up as V for Vendetta and run around stabbing BNP members.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLqEWDo1VQk

[An archist]

A penis would be awesome, but it'll probably take some time to make and it's not that usefull for partying. (unless you make it really well)

[cb9's_unity]

What a wanker.;)

[Jazzratt]

I've got away with some pretty fucking lazy costumes over the years but my absolute favourite in its audacity was when I came as the bad influence character from all the various anti-drug cartoons and so on that are pointed at children. It involved wearing my leather jacket (which I did a lot at the time anyway) and smoking.

A dick costume would be impractical, as others have pointed out. Have you considered going as a witch (cheap black dress, something stuffed in a bra to simulate tits and a pointy hat. Shouldn't be too expensive and you can reuse it)?

[spiltteeth]

as a maoist this is what i wear

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/a012922760ccb70f_chairmanmaocostume.jpg

heres stalin dressed as a bunny

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/stalin_rabbit_costume.jpg


last year i went as winnie the poo and the cops came. I just went out with a red t-shirt and no pants. And yes i was excited - i love halloween. But all the up-tight parents weren't impressed i could carry my candy with no hands....lame.

[NecroCommie]

Hmm... Yes the local super markets have been desperately tryin to import this "halloween" here too. Too bad only those who are extremely desperately trying to find something to party about are buying all that shit. I mean, we already have a celebration in which kids go "trick or treat" and dress in "scary" costumes. Are we supposed to have two? Just for the sake of capitalism? Proposterous!

[Manifesto]

Frank the bunny!!!
http://www.bunspace.com/static/groups/160/logo.jpg

[Pirate Utopian]

http://explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/sheet.png

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Jazzrats ideas are legend. If I can convince a female friend to go to the check out with the bra and dress because im too much/wimp to do it myself I will probably go as a witch.

[Mindtoaster]

My british friend wants me to dress up as a chav (is that word a no-no here?) with him.

I don't really know what they wear besides trackie bottoms though.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Chav is a no no (as in to apply the label just to vandels etc using the word itself is fine this isnt the nunnary of saint che) here because its a subculture accociated with acting like a **** that the media likes to pretend isthe definition of working class. Also , football shirt (propper football) fitted cap pointing upwards and trackies tucked into white socks and white trainers also fake bling.

[cb9's_unity]

heres stalin dressed as a bunny

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/stalin_rabbit_costume.jpg


This picture just made my day. Where is the god damn thank button.

[Niccolò Rossi]

I actually like the idea of V. Masks, however, can be both good and problematic.

You could try doing Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange. I've done it in the past. Easy as pie and very eye-catching. There are lots of sites that can help you with this.

http://static.flickr.com/43/110366316_79a5921bf2.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MTxmQmQ6nNM/SOzT52DgINI/AAAAAAAAA7c/uH2Vyx86knQ/s400/clockwork_orange_costume.jpg

[spiltteeth]

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/pumpkin.jpg

[Il Medico]

You could always dress up as a Trotsky Zombie with an icepick in your head to scare the MLs.

[Plagueround]

You could try doing Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange. I've done it in the past. Easy as pie and very eye-catching. There are lots of sites that can help you with this.


We dressed my son up as Alex for his first Halloween and got a surprising number of compliments from people.

[Misanthrope]

u alrdy look like a dik