Greetings from behind the "Zion Curtain"

[Budog]

Greetings Comrades. I am "Budog", 48 year old Father and Grandfather. I live behind the "Zion Curtain" as a dissonant in this Utah Republic of Theocracy. I work as an At Risk Youth Counselor at a large residential facility for "at risk youth".

Budog. :cool:

[ellipsis]

Welcome, nice to have some older members to add variety.

[Budog]

Thanks, in my mind I am still 19, my body just reminds me otherwise occasionally. I have taken a long time and allot of checking different ideologies to arrive at my beliefs today, I am the Grandson of a man who was a Communist in Europe, his thinking always made sense to me but my Mother was a die hard Capitalist and Republican. After many years I am who I am when I began to dare think for myself and outside the box.

Budog.

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Welcome to revleft! :)

[Q]

Welcome :)

[Budog]

Thank you Q. Glad to be here, not allot of Communists here in Utah, just allot of religious fascists...

Budog.

[gorillafuck]

Welcome!

[Dimentio]

Greetings Comrades. I am "Budog", 48 year old Father and Grandfather. I live behind the "Zion Curtain" as a dissonant in this Utah Republic of Theocracy. I work as an At Risk Youth Counselor at a large residential facility for "at risk youth".

Budog. :cool:

"Zion curtain"?

[scarletghoul]

Hey, nice pun. Hope you stick around, we need more mature and learned people here. There's another guy from Utah on here somewhere too btw

[Budog]

"Zion curtain"?

I live in Northern Utah. I am not a Mormon, being a Non-Mormon and a Communist in this Theocracy is a challenge. That's why we call it the "Zion Curtain". The Mormon's consider Utah their "New Zion"...

Budog. :huh:

[Dimentio]

Ah... ha ha ^^

There's a cartoon about mormonism which apparently is banned by the Mormons. Also, Joseph Smith was apparently arrested for conning people before starting his church. Guess he was the 19th century equivalent to L Ron Hubbard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q6brMrFw0E

[bcbm]

"endless celestial sex" sounds fun

[Dr Mindbender]

Ah... ha ha ^^

There's a cartoon about mormonism which apparently is banned by the Mormons. Also, Joseph Smith was apparently arrested for conning people before starting his church. Guess he was the 19th century equivalent to L Ron Hubbard.

7q6brMrFw0E

Hammertime! :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE

[Budog]

:laugh: Mindbender, now that's some funny shit! I sent that to all the Momo's I know. Let's see how many of them get their panties in a wad over that! :D

Budog.

[Budog]

If you get a chance also watch Mohimian Rhapsody and Mormon Erotica on Youtube. The Momo's just make it sooooo easy to make fun of them! :laugh:

Budog.

[Rjevan]

Hi and welcome to the forum! :)

[Budog]

Thanks! :D

Budog.

[bailey_187]

Is it true Mormons baptised Stalin?

[Budog]

Is it true Mormons baptised Stalin?

Yes I am quite sure they did, Hitler too... They practice what is known as "Baptism for the Dead". They believe in the resurrection that people will have the opportunity to accept or reject their "gospel" and the vicarious baptism performed for them in their stead by a stand in who goes to their temple and gets dunked about 100 times in a day for a list of already dead people... :huh:

Budog.

[Dr Mindbender]

Che, Lenin and Trotsky are probably members of the church too.

[ellipsis]

I live close to Joseph Smith's birthplace and actually do the gardening at one of his former homes. I am glad that he moved to Utah and that Vermont isn't Zion.

[Budog]

The baptism for the dead are why the Momo's are so big on genealogy. They trace their ancestors back as far as possible and then take the dunk for them... Oh, they also wear "special underwear" which protects them and keeps evil forces at bay... :rolleyes:

Budog.

[ellipsis]

Special underwear huh? Where can I find some of these? Do they keep they evil gas in so I don't get embarrassed when I fart?

[Budog]

Special underwear huh? Where can I find some of these? Do they keep they evil gas in so I don't get embarrassed when I fart?

:lol: We call them "Jesus Jammy's..."

Budog.

[Honggweilo]

Che, Lenin and Trotsky are probably members of the church too.
The question we should be asking ourselves is; what would mormon lenin do?

[Budog]

The question we should be asking ourselves is; what would mormon lenin do?

I wonder how many Wives he would have??? :glare:

Budog.

[Honggweilo]

You got to hand it to them, mormons are a source of creativity, who else could have come up with The Aquabats! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Jacobs) :cool:

[Budog]

Personally, I think Joseph Smith was a great fiction writer, right up there with L.Ron Hubbard. I also think they were both on shrooms... :huh:

Budog.

[Il Medico]

Ello, I am The Doctor.

[Budog]

Ello, I am The Doctor.

Well hello, I just usually say, "I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look".

Budog. :huh:

[Honggweilo]

Personally, I think Joseph Smith was a great fiction writer, right up there with L.Ron Hubbard. I also think they were both on shrooms... :huh:

Budog.

Hubbard was on Acid, fact :lol: