comrades please help me

[scarletghoul]

how do i make a girl fried

[The Accomplice]

What? lol

[red cat]

how do i make a girl fried

You will need a big frying-pan and a gallon of cooking-oil. :lol:

[scarletghoul]

oh god i meant to say GIRL FRIEND!!!!!!! dont troll this thread revleft !!!! im trusting u!! i rely need advice!!!!!!! plz i lik her a lot

[Bright Banana Beard]

Say you like her on front on her when she in your room. :D

[Sam_b]

Just because it's chit-chat doesn't mean you have to troll it to fuck.

[spiltteeth]

Ask her to go to some event with you, casually, in a conversation.
What's she into?
Going to a movie then dinner is cool because you don't have to make awkward conversation during the movie, and at dinner you can at least talk about the movie.

Most important thing - make it about her. Not in an intense way, but ask her plenty of questions about her life interests and then LISTEN.

[red cat]

Is she a Maoist ?

[Il Medico]

When did this site become Revdate?:confused:

[scarletghoul]

ok thanks guys i followed ur advice ve got her in the big frying pan with the cooking oil what do i do now OH GOD SHES GAINING CONCIOUSNESS

[Il Medico]

ok thanks guys i followed ur advice ve got her in the big frying pan with the cooking oil what do i do now OH GOD SHES GAINING CONCIOUSNESS
Knock her out again. Get a cappie off wall street, pay him to stand by her with a lighter. When she starts to wake up run outside. Then run back in and shoot the cappie. Tell her he abducted her and that you saved her from certain, deep fried death. That ought to work. Plus you get to kill a cappie.

[bcbm]

Just because it's chit-chat doesn't mean you have to troll it to fuck.

you've been here long enough to know that this isn't "trolling it to fuck."


also loving the delicious pun on that.

[Incendiarism]

they need to do way instain girl fried> who kill their dattes because these dattes cant frigth back?

it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three dattes. they are taking the three dattes back to new york to lady to rest my pary are with the family who lost their chrilden ; i am truly sorry for your lots

[Lodestar]

they need to do way instain girl fried> who kill their dattes because these dattes cant frigth back?

it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three dattes. they are taking the three dattes back to new york to lady to rest my pary are with the family who lost their chrilden ; i am truly sorry for your lots

i saw on the news the mroing how many mothers in new york went to ladys in ar for dattes but they got lots too

[scarletghoul]

thats terrible who would do sucjh a thing

[Guerrilla22]

you can buy an inflatible girlfriend at adult bookstores, as for how to make one I really don't know.

[spiltteeth]

you can buy an inflatible girlfriend at adult bookstores, as for how to make one I really don't know.

DO NOT try to make one yourself, a bicycle pump and several exploded women later and I'm no closer.

On a more serious note, relationships are how we truly grow, and to learn to love and be loved is one of most important things out there, perhaps the most important.

[Dóchas]

how do i make a girl fried

1. cut up girlfriend into small manageable chunks (easier done when she is unconcious/dead)
2. season girlfriend with spices etc
3. Pour some olive oil into massive frying pan and add girlfriend
4. keep turning until girlfriend is nice and crispy
5. when done put in a baking dish and keep warm in oven

Serving suggestions: serve with baked/roast potatoes and variety of vegetables
its reccommended to consume your girlfriend with red wine

enjoy :)

[red cat]

2. season girlfriend with spices etc


Girls are made of sugar and spice. :)

[cb9's_unity]

Axe. Body. Spray.

[Angry Young Man]

Is she a Maoist ?

Maoist girls are fit! If I was straight I'd be a maoist just to be in with them

[Искра]

how do i make a girl fried
Stop being Maoist.

[Manifesto]

Girls are made of sugar and spice. :)
And everything nice.

[☭World Views]

As I said before, appeal to her pysche using evolutionary psychology. She won't be able to figure out why she is so attracted to you.

Lick her skin hard, buy some warm oils, and make sure you lick a lot around the clitoral hood. And remember not to hit her cervix too hard.

And do not blow too hard, because too much air coming into the female reproductive organ can cause a fatal blood clot.

[Dr Mindbender]

Just because it's chit-chat doesn't mean you have to troll it to fuck.

I know, he'd be treading on your toes (http://www.revleft.com/vb/darren-brown-epic-t119192/index.html?t=119192&highlight=Darren+Brown) there, wouldnt he.

[scarletghoul]

thanks for the advice guys this is really useful im on my 5th girl now and i think it might work this time

[ls]

Yay ^