How do I get this girl to like me?

[MrScrufflekins]

There's this girl named Sami that I really have a crush on. Don't get me wrong, I'm not like creepy interested, but I definitely want to get her to date and/or hookup with me. The problem is, she doesn't seem to really be attracted to me, even though I've known her for a relatively long time. What can I do to get her to like me? Thanks!

[yuon]

Kill yourself.

[#FF0000]

Kill yourself.

This is a very good way to get a lot of sympathy really quickly but I don't know if this is the best tactic in this situation.

Or maybe it is. v:mellow:v

[gorillafuck]

Communist revolution.

[The Accomplice]

If she's not attracted to you, then stop wasting your time chasing her. There are literally billions of other girls in the world who you can "hook up" with.

[Durruti's Ghost]

Second thread on dating advice in as many days...what is Chit-Chat coming to?

[9]

http://obscurantist.com/images/lyndon_larouche.jpg

[Niccolò Rossi]

Kill yourself.

Ugh, sorry to get serious here but, this really isn't acceptable, even as a joke.

[scarletghoul]

Yeah yuon, dont be a wanker

[Sam_b]

I think you spelled my name wrong.

:blushing:

[Random Precision]

There's this girl named Sami that I really have a crush on. Don't get me wrong, I'm not like creepy interested, but I definitely want to get her to date and/or hookup with me. The problem is, she doesn't seem to really be attracted to me, even though I've known her for a relatively long time. What can I do to get her to like me? Thanks!

As a wise man once said, "what in the world were you thinking of, boy/you can't make love". On the other hand, if you've known her for a long time, and demonstrated your attraction to her, it could be that she's turned off you because you're not forward. So, here is what you do:

You ask her out. Maybe she'll say yes. If she says no, you move on with your life. It is really that simple.

Otherwise, you'll end up in the "friends with detriments" position, shown in Figure 1 below. Unless you are already there, in which case, do the same thing.

Figure 1: Stick figures enacting the "friends with detriments" scenario:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/friends.png

[Random Precision]

Kill yourself.

Consider yourself verbally warned for tastelessness/general idiocy.

[yuon]

Gosh, some people are uptight! This person has no posts apart from the OP. Obvious troll is obvious (I think that's what people say isn't it)?

Or, if nothing else, this isn't a fucking dating forum! If you come here without any posts asking really stupid question, do you really expect a decent response?

It is a joke, as is the OP.

I therefore suggest, that you people who think the joke is unwarranted, overly tasteless, or even care just that little bit too much, consider yourself verbally warned for "general idiocy" (and that includes you Random Precision).

[bcbm]

this isn't a fucking dating forum

wait... what?

[9]

this isn't a fucking dating forumwait... what?

It's merely a 'fucking forum', those interested in 'dating' to accompany the 'fucking' are advised to go elsewhere. You knew that.

[bcbm]

It's merely a 'fucking forum', those interested in 'dating' to accompany the 'fucking' are advised to go elsewhere. You knew that.

i dunno... have you seen the people who post here?


besides tat. i'd hit that.

[RHIZOMES]

Figure 1: Stick figures enacting the "friends with detriments" scenario:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/friends.png

Story of my early teens right there!

[Guerrilla22]

the best advice I can give you is to pretend to be someone you are not. It will impress her.

[Wanted Man]

Figure 1: Stick figures enacting the "friends with detriments" scenario:

That picture is brilliant. I don't think I had it saved yet, so thanks for reposting it.

[Jazzratt]

Rifle through her bins and see if you notice any consumption habits, you can then slip them into conversation in order to seem super interested in her. Another thing you could try is to see if there is any good nearby vantage point from which you can see her undress, however do not waste this oppurtunity as many newby-creeps do by masturbating instead you should carefully take note of any distinguishing features (birthmirks, moles, persistant rashes and so on) and again bring them up in conversation.To completely win her over I suggest you start giving her gifts, I suggest you find some roadkill (dead seagulls work perfectly, but substitute for whatever is most popular in your area) and present it in a cardboard box shaped like a heart (which you have made yourself) on which you have scrawled your favourite song lyrics about undying love - as you have given her a dead animal she will start associating you with cats, and therefore think of you as cute. A good alternate gift would be an animal heart (ask your butcher), you could present it alone or go back to rifling through her bins to see if she has thrown away the perfect material for a thoughtful card - I have found that used tampons stuck onto the card like dried spaghetti works absolute wonders.

Armed with that advice you should be in her arms/prison in no time.

[RedRise]

The first thing you don't do is pester her until she gets completely fed up with you. That's my piece of advice.

[Pirate Utopian]

Piss on her bed, girls love that.

[Black Sheep]

-How do I get this girl to like me?

-Communist revolution.

optimistic!

[Angry Young Man]

Second thread on dating advice in as many days...what is Chit-Chat coming to?

I thought the same. Can we please have a mod give the little ones 'the talk'?

I nominate TAT

[Random Precision]

Story of my early teens right there!

Yours, mine and many others I'm guessing. :(


That picture is brilliant. I don't think I had it saved yet, so thanks for reposting it.

There are many more of similar brilliance where that came from:

http://xkcd.com/archive/

(Warning: Do not click that unless you have large amounts of time to waste on clicking through it... or, well you post regularly on RL, so...)

[NecroCommie]

What the fuck is it with these dating threads?! Stop them now! It is supposed to be a forum dedicated to our epic class war against the global authority of international capitalism!

By the way, Sami is a boys name in Finland... ;)

[Incendiarism]

Don't bother. Women are pernicious creatures. You will leave brokenhearted...glory is silence.

[Angry Young Man]

Yea, turn gay and move to the West country

[9]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/static.png
:lol:

[9]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tapping.png

Damn you, Random Precision!

[dez]

Yours, mine and many others I'm guessing. :(



There are many more of similar brilliance where that came from:

http://xkcd.com/archive/

(Warning: Do not click that unless you have large amounts of time to waste on clicking through it... or, well you post regularly on RL, so...)


Browsed a bit, got a favourite.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/alternative_energy_revolution.jpg

[9]

^:laugh: Where's Sancho Panza?

[Tjis]

Going from dating advice to posting xkcd comics. Awesome!

[☭World Views]

Invite the woman to stimulate you according to her ability, then stimulate her according to her needs. Buy warm oils and lick her skin, especially under the clitoral hood.
http://www.revleft.com/vb/../revleft/misc/progress.gif

And most women don't appreciate getting their cervix hit too hard. Remember that also.

[Nwoye]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/newton_and_leibniz.png

dammit RP i had things to do

[ls]

You should wear natural deodorants, like ant's piss or mashed up beaver's penis, only then will people want to get close to you, presumably to sniff you. Once they sniff you, you should use a pair of tweezers to hold their nose so you can control them.

Once you control the people by the nose, you control your relationship to them. Walk around town at least once in this manner in order to assert your relationship's authenticity.

[black magick hustla]

what i always do is that when i ask "out" i say i am gonna do a certain thing and then i tell her she should come. so ifshe says no it doesnt seem i am asking her out, i was gonna do that shit anyway.

or if she says "i just wanna be friends" i tell her what what what, who said anything else?

its really petty and kindof dumb but it saves me form the humilliation and more importantly from an impending doom of my ego

[9]

^dada is a living, breathing episode of Seinfeld :D

[Random Precision]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/static.png
:lol:

Funny and "related" story: condoms are actually quite useful for wrapping the ends of video and audio cables. So when we were installing the new video and sound system at the amphitheater where I've worked a couple summers, my boss sends me and one of my friends to get 50 or so condoms from a drugstore. So we get there, get two 24-packs or whatever, and my friend goes up to pay for them, and is getting oggled by the woman at the check-out counter...

... so he smiles his trademark amazing smile, and says, "Don't worry, they're for work." :lol:

[Comrade B]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/friends.png

Rifle through her bins and see if you notice any consumption habits, you can then slip them into conversation in order to seem super interested in her. Another thing you could try is to see if there is any good nearby vantage point from which you can see her undress, however do not waste this oppurtunity as many newby-creeps do by masturbating instead you should carefully take note of any distinguishing features (birthmirks, moles, persistant rashes and so on) and again bring them up in conversation.To completely win her over I suggest you start giving her gifts, I suggest you find some roadkill (dead seagulls work perfectly, but substitute for whatever is most popular in your area) and present it in a cardboard box shaped like a heart (which you have made yourself) on which you have scrawled your favourite song lyrics about undying love - as you have given her a dead animal she will start associating you with cats, and therefore think of you as cute. A good alternate gift would be an animal heart (ask your butcher), you could present it alone or go back to rifling through her bins to see if she has thrown away the perfect material for a thoughtful card - I have found that used tampons stuck onto the card like dried spaghetti works absolute wonders.
Armed with that advice you should be in her arms/prison in no time. You should wear natural deodorants, like ant's piss or mashed up beaver's penis, only then will people want to get close to you, presumably to sniff you. Once they sniff you, you should use a pair of tweezers to hold their nose so you can control them.

Once you control the people by the nose, you control your relationship to them. Walk around town at least once in this manner in order to assert your relationship's authenticity.I just had a fucking blast reading this.

My advice- Take up a drug habit, it helps you kill time forgetting about them and then maybe you can finally meet a fellow druggie/alchie who will join you in mutual misery and pity fucking.

Editized! [email protected]#$^&* !!!!!!I can't quite get the quote stuff right right now, I am drunk, so sorry!!!!!

[black magick hustla]

druggies fucking suck. anybody who does drugs more than ocassionally generally is more boring than a white wall, unless they are crazy degenerate poets or something

[Pogue]

Just hang around her and atually push it, bare people hope it just happens, it never does unless your lucky.

[Qayin]

Just ask your self

What would Che Guevara do?

then the girls shall flock to you.

[Dr Mindbender]

Just ask your self

What would Che Guevara do?

then the girls shall flock to you.

Bad advice.

Che jumped on a motorcycle with his mate and left his girlfriend for like a year, without so much as a goodbye, telling his dad ''If she loves me, she'll wait".

If i was che's missus i wouldve dumped his arse.

[Bilan]

Che was a dick. Everyone knows that.

[gorillafuck]

This thread was the only thing this guy ever posted.

[Jazzratt]

Haha, oh wow.

[Dimentio]

There's this girl named Sami that I really have a crush on. Don't get me wrong, I'm not like creepy interested, but I definitely want to get her to date and/or hookup with me. The problem is, she doesn't seem to really be attracted to me, even though I've known her for a relatively long time. What can I do to get her to like me? Thanks!

Listen, listen and listen to her. But act in a way that she cannot anticipate what you're going to do.

[NecroCommie]

Bad advice.

Che jumped on a motorcycle with his mate and left his girlfriend for like a year, without so much as a goodbye, telling his dad ''If she loves me, she'll wait".

If i was che's missus i wouldve dumped his arse.
I think it's a rather good advice, regarding completely other issue however. Sure that advice might lead to a wrecked relationship, but look at it this way. It might just lead to a revolution in... Cuba?

[NecroCommie]

But act in a way that she cannot anticipate what you're going to do.
You have just spawned some relationship equivalent of the joker. I will promise that someone will read your advice and appear on a date half naked, and playing the "imperial march" on a banjo.

[Dimentio]

Within reasonable borders of course. Do not tell any jokes about genocides for starters.

[Misanthrope]

Be her friend, listen to her ideas. Be there for her when she needs someone.

gl bra

[Budog]

:o Get her really drunk, and tell her you love her. That will loosen her up. If not, wait until she passes out...

Budog.

[Budog]

:rolleyes: Before anyone else chides me about this, it was just my old man dry and warped sense of humor. The original question deserved something ridiculous in response...

Budog. :blushing:

[Budog]

OK, here is my politically correct answer. You get really, really drunk. Mass quantities of tequila should do the trick. When you are good and socially lubricated, pour your heart out and tell her how much you love her. The next day if she thinks you are an idiot you can blame it on being drunk... :cool:

Budog.

[NecroCommie]

Within reasonable borders of course. Do not tell any jokes about genocides for starters.
Reminds me of my wild youth when an airsoft friend of mine was hitting it on with a girl... Until he started to get excited and began lecturing about the ingenious design of russian assault-vests. They never spoke again...

Also, a true WOW warrior never dates a dedicated player of the other army. My cousin proudly dumped a girl on a side of a freeway after learning she played the alliance.

[Jazzratt]

Also, a true WOW warrior never dates a dedicated player of the other army. My cousin proudly dumped a girl on a side of a freeway after learning she played the alliance.

I really hope you're fucking joking. Otherwise this site has reached some sort of nerd event horizon.

[bcbm]

Also, a true WOW warrior never dates a dedicated player of the other army. My cousin proudly dumped a girl on a side of a freeway after learning she played the alliance.

wow.

[NecroCommie]

Well, I wasn't there to witness it firsthand, but knowing my cousins it is not entirely impossible. And he was pretty concinving when telling that.

[bcbm]

shutup

[Honggweilo]

http://www.cheerupemokid.net/comic/2008-11-10_dating-101.gif


This one is unrelated but :lol:;

http://www.cheerupemokid.net/comic/2008-12-15_constant-reminder.png

[NecroCommie]

Well, it's not like that would be the daftest thing we've ever done.

[Jazzratt]

By "my cousin" you mean yourself, don't you?

[NecroCommie]

By "my cousin" you mean yourself, don't you?
I wish...


Dress neatly... shave, wear aftershave... Don't swear excessively, it makes you look stupid.
Pft! In hell! I'd rather stay single.

[Honggweilo]

I can only speak for myself. Don't be an asshole. Don't be arrogant. Don't pretend to be someone you're not because if they don't spot it the first time they'll see it in the end. Be sensitive. If they don't want to talk about areas of their life then don't pressure them. Respect the boundaries they have. Just because they don't want to tell you everything about themselves doesn't mean they don't trust you. Don't be too serious, life's too short. Throw in some humour. Be forgiving. Treat her as an equal, not as a toy to fuck, but if she wants to be fucked like a toy, by all means. Unless you know her politics then don't discuss politics, and only discuss politics if you have similar politics. Same goes for religion or lack thereof. Look in her eyes when you talk to her, but don't stare. Don't eat your food quickly and use manners. Don't be too aggressive and don't be overbearing. If she likes you, unless you're 13, it will be very clear from body language and flirting. Otherwise to save yourself embarrassment of asking her directly if it comes to that situation, ask a friend of hers, or tell a friend of yours who will tell a friend of hers who will ask her. Treating a girl you like like shit only worked when you were in primary school, when you're older people will just assume you're a dick. Compliment how she looks, but not in a seedy/uncomfortable manner. Avoid pickup lines, rather ask her about what she does in life/wants to do in life/ambitions etc. People like talking about themselves, so let them. Dress neatly, cut your nails, wash your hair, shave, wear aftershave, brush your teeth and use mints. Don't swear excessively, it makes you look stupid.

Be nice, and give head.
This is what women say they want (although some of it they do really want :p), but if you act like this they'll just get bored with you in 3 days. Be a cocky-funny sympathetic psuedo-asshole who from time to time drops his mask and shows a little compassion, sensitivity, and his genuine self. Just like men, women like to build up momentum by creating tension and extending pleasure. Things that are hard to get are much more exiting then things in abundance, and if you act like a needy puppy, the game is over.

And btw? how does one give head to a girl? :confused:

[Wanted Man]

The thread that keeps on giving. We certainly owe this mysterious MrScrufflekins a lot of laughter.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

In b4 cock slap

[Jazzratt]

And btw? how does one give head to a girl? :confused:

I feel sorry for any women in your life, I really do.

[Honggweilo]

I'm not sure if this is the best place to describe how best to master it, but it essentially revolves around licking her pussy.
Since when is that called giving head :lol:? I generally refer to it as "getting down on", "massaging the venushill", "eating pussy", or "cunnilinctio"

Vagina's dont have heads, penisses do!

[Pirate Utopian]

:lol: Great stuff.

[Wanted Man]

Vagina's dont have heads, penisses do!

I don't think that's the purpose of the word "head" in this idiom. Maybe I should give you the contact details of my professors for English linguistic issues like this.

[Pirate Utopian]

Sometimes yeah.

[Honggweilo]

I guess my dyslectic gift always made the connotation between giving head and the head of a penis, it seriously never occured to that you are giving your head to the genitalia, it being the penis or the vagina.

Mommy, i actually learned something in chit-chat today! :D

[Honggweilo]

Is a blowjob actually a job? Do people actually blow on the penis?
Sadly, i had sadistic ex'es

[manic expression]

Eating Sushi from the barber's floor.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Wow.

[Wanted Man]

Is a blowjob actually a job? Do people actually blow on the penis?

It is a job, for some. Part of the job, anyway. I don't know about blowing, but there are some crazies out there. I'll never forget about the person who told me about an ex who did not moan, but wheezed.

[Honggweilo]

It is a job, for some. Part of the job, anyway. I don't know about blowing, but there are some crazies out there. I'll never forget about the person who told me about an ex who did not moan, but wheezed.
hahahaha, that reminds me of the mating galapagos turtles i saw in the zoo while making sketches for artcollege XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eMevDIpZrA

Fucking hilarious XD

[NecroCommie]

I just had my second facepalm of the day.

[Honggweilo]

Fixed.
Wow, sounds like you're not hard to please. Are you a control freak or just lonely :p?

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Five pounds says marsella

[Budog]

Where I work, a large residential educational/vocational facility for at risk youth and young adults it is funny to watch to watch the male/female dynamics, or soap-opera as we call it... There is always so much drama! We have over 1,100 residents both male and female with the ratio of 3 to 1 males to females. So watching a bunch of hormonally surged youth play "the mating game" is always quite amusing. The new residents show up on the buses on a Tuesday. By that night they are already hooked up. Within two days they are "in love" and a week later "engaged" and calling each other their fiance'. A month later they break up, with tons of crying, anger and drama and they next day they are hooked up again with a new partner and the cycle repeats itself... :rolleyes:

Budog.

[Honggweilo]

Five pounds says marsella
ahh! i knew i smelled a troll :rolleyes:

[Budog]

;) I was the wild party animal from the mountains and I married the good little rich girls from the "right side of town". Her Mother hated me, that always helps... They say opposites attract, for us it is true we have been married for 24 years. And yes the giving and receiving of "head" never hurt either. Personally I love the bearded clam and when she bops on my bologna! :lol:

Budog.

[Killfacer]

get a grip.

[Budog]

get a grip.

:blushing: Well if the girl doesn't end up liking him, "getting a grip" may be his only alternative... :rolleyes:

Budog.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

This thread is why 99% of leftists are virgins.

[Honggweilo]

this thread is begining to reek of boderline chauvinism.. me included :p

[NecroCommie]

And I have facepalmed during every fucking post, and also during every fucking-post.

[Budog]

this thread is begining to reek of boderline chauvinism.. me included :p

:D I am not a chauvinist, I'm just an politically incorrect asshole! :lol:

Budog.

[Honggweilo]

You can borderline chauvinist me anyday, Roberto. ;)
I knew i smelled a troll :laugh: so up for a threesome?

[Fiction]

I'm a really bed chauvinist I love my bed all night/day long when there is a nice boy(s) or girl(s) close to my I'm a super bed chauvinist xD:laugh:

[Honggweilo]

20% H20, 80% Libido

[Fiction]

Yeah what Rob says x]

[Wanted Man]

ahh! i knew i smelled a troll :rolleyes:

Well, she can certainly have no complaints in the attention department:

http://i35.tinypic.com/25tahe1.gif

Anyway, about this threesome thing.

[Dimentio]

I have a girl who have called me twice now wanting to date. She is cute, but she's a bit older than me, and that makes me confusded.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

is her mum hot?

[Budog]

I have a girl who have called me twice now wanting to date. She is cute, but she's a bit older than me, and that makes me confusded.

:wub: MILF !!!

Budog.

[Dr Mindbender]

I have a girl who have called me twice now wanting to date. She is cute, but she's a bit older than me, and that makes me confusded.

I cant believe you just complained about that on revleft.

Be careful or you'll have a horde of jealous lovelorn leftist 16 year olds in Che shirts and palestinian scarves breaking down your door to lynch you.

[IrishWorker]

Irish Worker is shocked at some of the sad bastards on RevLeft..............

[Dimentio]

:wub: MILF !!!

Budog.

I don't think she has any kids. Met her at a human rights meeting last week and she immediately wanted my cellphone number. We met for a meeting in a coffeeshop to listen to some politicians rambling in Monday last week on her proposal. Now, she wants to meet me again.

She must be crazy XD

[bcbm]

She must be crazy

glad you said it first

[Budog]

I don't think she has any kids. Met her at a human rights meeting last week and she immediately wanted my cellphone number. We met for a meeting in a coffeeshop to listen to some politicians rambling in Monday last week on her proposal. Now, she wants to meet me again.

She must be crazy XD

;) Well you never know, her Mom might be hawt!!! LOL

Budog.

[Jazzratt]

She must be crazy XD

No one can be crazy to want you :wub:

[bcbm]

0i38JRTyMik

[9]

That I would possibly have responded to this thread (and therefore automatically "subscribed" to every following response) when I was fully sober is a very sad reflection upon my critical thinking skills.

[bcbm]

critical what?

[9]

^critical thinking. I don't know what it means, but I heard someone say it on Oprah once.

[gorillafuck]

^critical thinking. I don't know what it means, but I heard someone say it on Oprah once.
Oh you silly goose.

[Budog]

^critical thinking. I don't know what it means, but I heard someone say it on Oprah once.

:rolleyes: Probably Dr. Phil, or it could have been Dr. Oz when he had Oprah fondling his brain...

Budog.

[Dimentio]

Now she has called me again. Second time in two days. Apparently, we are going down to a coffeeshop tomorrow.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Don't be a fool wrap your tool.

[Olerud]

You know what to do.
http://www.chloroform.co.uk/chloroform.gif

[Jazzratt]

You know what to do.
http://www.chloroform.co.uk/chloroform.gif

Lol, date rape.

This is simply unnaceptable on a leftist website, fuck you.

[BobKKKindle$]

It is indeed, have a formal warning!

[Olerud]

:(Dear...Lord...a...joke....

[F9]

Too many "jokes" in this thread, and im starting wondering why im keeping this open.
Anw to the OP, if you are waiting an answer from this site where vast majority is... teen boys and the answer to be "successful" and meaningful then im starting to think that people are mistaken this forum with another

[Jazzratt]

:(Dear...Lord...a...joke....

...about...rape.

Don't bother trying to defend it. For fuck's sake, quit while you're ahead.

[Dr Mindbender]

...about...rape.

Don't bother trying to defend it. For fuck's sake, quit while you're ahead.

'Ahead'?

[Jazzratt]

'Ahead'?

Relatively speaking. Kind of like when you stop digging in order to avoid hitting rock bottom.

[gorillafuck]

:(Dear...Lord...a...joke....
There are some things you shouldn't joke about and one of them is date rape. It's a violent crime against women and shouldn't be made light of. Just don't do it again is all.

[NecroCommie]

It's a violent crime against women...
Isn't that a bit sexist? As if women are the only ones raped. It was a minor news in the tabloids not long ago when a man in the city of Tampere got raped. By a man or a woman, I don't know, but this is what happened.

Besides, bad taste is in the eye of the beholder. I don't disagree exactly, but it is arrogant to think that your taste is the only right one.

[9]

^Rape jokes are not a matter of "taste" :rolleyes:

[Budog]

:rolleyes: Speaking of jokes and taste. Two cannibals are eating a clown, one cannibal looks at the other one and asks, "Does this guy taste funny to you?"

Budog. :scared:

[NecroCommie]

^Rape jokes are not a matter of "taste" :rolleyes:
All jokes are. Some stand-up comedians make their living by telling jokes about stuff that most people think no-one should joke about. And most of it is funny.

Oh, this reminds me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcFryjunIjw

You can joke about rape even in good taste.

[gorillafuck]

Isn't that a bit sexist? As if women are the only ones raped. It was a minor news in the tabloids not long ago when a man in the city of Tampere got raped. By a man or a woman, I don't know, but this is what happened.
That's true, my bad. Though obviously it effects women much more than men.

[al8]

:rolleyes: Speaking of jokes and taste. Two cannibals are eating a clown, one cannibal looks at the other one and asks, "Does this guy taste funny to you?"

Budog. :scared:

Nice one. What's worse than a dead child? ... The Holocaust. ...

[Wanted Man]

Well, it's not like this thread is getting any better, so here is some freshly imported Venezuelan trolling: http://www.geenstijl.nl/archives/images/paaldansfailgroot.html

:lol:

[Killfacer]

Irish Worker is shocked at some of the sad bastards on RevLeft..............

Killfacer is not shocked as he already knew.

[hugsandmarxism]

Buy her a dildo with a picture of your face glued to the head.

And guys... rape jokes? Seriously? Bad form. :(

[NecroCommie]

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?

... An erection. :cool:

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy... Was she pretty?"
"Dunno... Never found the head."

[bcbm]

a crust punk is spanging on the sidewalk one day when a man comes up and asks if he wants to grab a drink. the punk of course agrees and the two go into a bar. the man starts buying the punk beer after beer and shot after shot, getting him quite drunk, but then the punk notices the man isn't drinking. "say you're not drinking... what's this all about?" he asks. "well," the man says, "i was thinking maybe you could give me a blow job." the punk immediately grabs the man's head, smashes it against the bar and then drags him outside and beats him mercilessly. he then returns to his seat and calmly finishes his drink. as he stands to leave the bartender, curious about what he had just seen, asks the punk why he beat the man. "i dunno, he said something about a job."

[Wanted Man]

Usually, our resident troll gives sexual advice to all the teenage Revleft boys, but here is some sexual advice from Cosmo that Marsella and all the three other women on Revleft can use: http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/

That's right, if you really want to turn a guy on, you only have to pull his pubic hair.

[Искра]

Kill her.

[The Broke Cycle]

All I have to do is read the title of this thread to answer your question.

Get some confidence.

[Il Medico]

All I have to do is read the title of this thread to answer your question.

Get some confidence.
What? On topic heresy? This can not stand!
http://www.dpcamps.org/stalin.jpg
Off to the Gulag with you!

[ZeroNowhere]

:(Dear...Lord...a...joke....
This is Revleft, we are far too civilized for humour.

@OP: Forget about her and just listen to 'Ample Destruction' a few times.

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Usually, our resident troll gives sexual advice to all the teenage Revleft boys, but here is some sexual advice from Cosmo that Marsella and all the three other women on Revleft can use: http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/

That's right, if you really want to turn a guy on, you only have to pull his pubic hair.

A swift kick in the groin is always kinky, too. :lol:

[Jazzratt]

Usually, our resident troll gives sexual advice to all the teenage Revleft boys, but here is some sexual advice from Cosmo that Marsella and all the three other women on Revleft can use: http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/

That's right, if you really want to turn a guy on, you only have to pull his pubic hair.

When did the other woman join?

[Wanted Man]

The third woman is the one who joined this forum, but left because people kept using sexist words. Nobody has ever seen her, but people keep referring to her, so I assume she must have existed at some point in time.

[Il Medico]

Wait! Since when is there only three women on this forum??? Theres LP, Mujer Libre, Insertnamehere, Aprikos, Des, Salabra, PF, and others I am sure.

[Niccolò Rossi]

Des

She changed her username to 'Module', became a liberal* and got restricted.

*That's a bit misleading. She was always a liberal.

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Aprikos

Aprikos? :ohmy:


Wait! Since when is there only three women on this forum??? Theres LP, Mujer Libre, Insertnamehere, Aprikos, Des, Salabra, PF, and others I am sure.

Rosa. Yuon. That makes eight unrestricted... :lol:

[Il Medico]

She changed her username to 'Module', became a liberal* and got restricted.

*That's a bit misleading. She was always a liberal.
I knew she changed her name, didn't know she got restricted.

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Doctor http://www.revleft.com/vb/revleft/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.revleft.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1577389#post1577389)
Aprikos
Aprikos? :ohmy: Sorry about the misspelling.



Quote:
Originally Posted by The Doctor http://www.revleft.com/vb/revleft/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.revleft.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1577389#post1577389)
Wait! Since when is there only three women on this forum??? Theres LP, Mujer Libre, Insertnamehere, Aprikos, Des, Salabra, PF, and others I am sure.
Rosa. Yuon. That makes eight unrestricted... :lol:
How could forget Rosa, ugh! And I always thought Yuon was a guy. Glad I never referred to her as him. That would have been awkward. :lol:

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Oh for fuck's sake, someone should just close this thread already.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Trash this thread. Serve no purpose.

[yuon]

You only just noticed? I noticed after like, the first post.

Oh, and for all you folks, just don't assign a gender to me, and don't use gendered terms, and I'll be happy.

:cool:

[Niccolò Rossi]

Trash this thread. Serve no purpose.

Trash chit-chat.

[Pirate Utopian]

Nooooo save the thread.

[the last donut of the night]

No wonder there's still capitalism! The Left has always had this jokeful side to it that rears its ugly head whenever somebody mentions some obscure Hegelian theory!

[al8]

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3315/chickenknight2.jpg

[Bright Banana Beard]

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3315/chickenknight2.jpg

Fucking awesome.

[Il Medico]

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3315/chickenknight2.jpg
I must say, win! But also, gotta ask, are the Neon glasses cut out from my avatar?

[al8]

I must say, win! But also, gotta ask, are the Neon glasses cut out from my avatar?

Yes.

[Il Medico]

Yes.
That just makes it better. :D

[Jazzratt]

Wait! Since when is there only three women on this forum??? Theres LP, Mujer Libre, Insertnamehere, Aprikos, Des, Salabra, PF, and others I am sure.

I'm fairly sure you've missed the joke...

[Il Medico]

I'm fairly sure you've missed the joke...
In all likeliness, explain? *Pretty please*

[Jazzratt]

We have very few female members on revleft, proportionally, Wanted Man was overstating how few for comic effect. Like when someone says, for example "Both of the workers in the SWP are very offended that you think it's full of middle class student tossers" or whatever.

[Il Medico]

We have very few female members on revleft, proportionally, Wanted Man was overstating how few for comic effect. Like when someone says, for example "Both of the workers in the SWP are very offended that you think it's full of middle class student tossers" or whatever.
Ah, that's what I thought it might have been when I thought about it. I think it is very sad we don't have more female members.

[Wanted Man]

We have very few female members on revleft, proportionally, Wanted Man was overstating how few for comic effect. Like when someone says, for example "Both of the workers in the SWP are very offended that you think it's full of middle class student tossers" or whatever.

This, basically. It's a joke, but also a bit of a sad reflection on the state of the place. Besides, now that I have seen their names all in a row, I don't think any of them require sex/dating tips, unlike all the boys here. :p

[Искра]

Oh, and for all you folks, just don't assign a gender to me, and don't use gendered terms, and I'll be happy.

You disappointed me with this :(
If you have one thing you're he, if you have other you're she. People shouldn't rape language. We will reach the point where we should ask everybody, instead of what's your name, are you he, she or it...

[yuon]

You disappointed me with this :(
If you have one thing you're he, if you have other you're she. People shouldn't rape language. We will reach the point where we should ask everybody, instead of what's your name, are you he, she or it...

:cursing:

There are a few different issues here. It is not "raping" language to use gender neutral terms. And, not everyone is male or female ("he" or "she"), what do you call those who aren't either?

Here are two good threads I strongly suggest you read before commenting again. Once you've read them, ask questions in a new thread in discrimination.
http://www.revleft.com/vb/genderqueer-t114028/index.html
http://www.revleft.com/vb/intersex-and-trans-t117270/index.html

:closedeyes:

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nevermind

[Scary Monster]

Doesnt anyone here think that maybe love (not the unconditional kind) and marriage is kept alive and enforced through religion and all that? and then our culture, in entertainment and literature, reinforces and romanticizes this whole idea of love and marriage. maybe were all just mammals who simply have the urge to fuck and spread our seed to ensure the survival of our race, and theres nothing us humans can do to escape this? For example, When other animals are attracted to each other, they do each other and thats the end of that! No life long commitments and shit like that.

But this is just a thought, bcuz im pretty damn young and ive been in a couple serious relationships, yet the longest one ive been in lasted only a few months :D so maybe i, along with other fellow lonely commies here, will find some life long partner and my mind will change?

[Honggweilo]

This, basically. It's a joke, but also a bit of a sad reflection on the state of the place. Besides, now that I have seen their names all in a row, I don't think any of them require sex/dating tips, unlike all the boys here. :p
We just contributed a new female comrade to this board (came her on her own, dont worry XD), and she loves giving dating advice :laugh:

http://www.revleft.com/vb/member.php?u=25176

not all at once people :rolleyes: