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canikickit
9th January 2003, 03:08
You know He Got Game by Spike Lee? I've had the same runners Denzel Washington buys when he gets out of prison. I bought them third hand off this German guy who got them from an Iranian friend of mine. That was four years ago. They're in top class shape. I won a special award in the "2002 End-of-Year Shoe Wearing Competition"™ (Sponsered by McDonalds {because we're great :biggrin:}). I found that this award had an extremely strong impact on my life, and am therefore happy to dedicate the rest of my life to the fine and wonderful people who constructed these works of art on my feet, Nike.

But that's all beside the point.

Like I was going to say, it is a well know fact the the annual rainfall of the Amazon basin is around 3m^2. I find this to be the ideal depth in which to bade farewell. Having parted wherewithall with all your mirth,
since birth,
because it is a fine and honourable thing to die for your country;[list]
without your country you would have nobody to tell you where to go and what to like.
without your country you would have nobody to tell you what you like.
without your country you would have nobody to tell you who you are.[list]

(But what if that country is not run by you, as a person?)

Nevertheless, I am in favour of countries, I feel that they can bring enjoyment to people's lives and why get rid of something which brings joy? Remove the causes of negativity, and you will still hold that joy. To have and to hold, 'til boredom do ye part.

I am against Chucks with flames.

I Bow 4 Che
9th January 2003, 03:17
Canicookit that was an amazingly touching story...


CONSUMER!!!...next...

canikickit
9th January 2003, 03:49
You missed out on the whole entire spectrum of the thoughtful, well written article. You really think I would be capable of writing such a terrific piece of prose?

I wouldn't really classify this guy as a consumer. I mean, he got the opportunity to buy a first class pair of technically brilliant shoes for one sixth of their price. That's a bargain. Also he's being wearing the same pair for four years. It's real value for money! I'd go for it any day.

hawarameen
9th January 2003, 13:41
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canikickit
9th January 2003, 19:25
You bastards! How dare you reject this fantastic literature? I am infalmed with a desire for destruction. Oh vengence! Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, villians! I'm going to stab one of you with my cyber screw driver.

ReinaldoArenas
10th January 2003, 02:39
I liked it. I suppose that degrades me as a person now. Why is life worth living if that is apealing literature?

hawarameen
10th January 2003, 09:39
it sounded very much like a farewell speach to me.

Communist Chris
10th January 2003, 13:51
I don't like it. I got my red "chucks" at a dollar. He didn't like them he said they look like clown shoes and he soled them to me.

canikickit
10th January 2003, 18:48
This is just pure genius.

chamo
10th January 2003, 19:37
it were a lurverly story

Felicia
10th January 2003, 22:51
Now that's a good piece of work ;)

chamo
10th January 2003, 23:39
wtf?? Chrildren are cruel now. And boys are mean, are you trying to section off everybody in society?

canikickit
11th January 2003, 01:30
Felicia, I think your New Year's Resolutiontm should be to have happy upbeat signatures. Like mine.

canikickit
25th June 2003, 03:39
#Moderation Mode

This is really literature. I also want more people to read it.

Moved here (http://www.che-lives.com/cgi/community/topic.pl?forum=21&topic=563)

praxis1966
27th June 2003, 04:33
How's this for a story:

When I was young,
And had no sense,
I took a whiz
On an electric fence,

It hurt real bad
It shocked my balls
And made me crap
My overalls.