shit

[scarletghoul]

i woke up in hospital with these tubes n shit in my arm

wtf

i got tooo drunk and the vague memories i have of last night suggestt that i done some preetty motherfuckin stupid ridiculous things

crap

[RedRise]

Are you suffering from alcohol poisoning?:ohmy:

[Bright Banana Beard]

You have finally become a man.

[Bilan]

And now you can become an anarchist.

[The Douche]

For real? I'll keep you in my thoughts.

[scarletghoul]

thankuou for the concern Scarlowy*, BR, Bilan, cmoney. I am feeling mostly better now :) Still don't know what happen though, and am kinda dreading going to college on Monday but yeah wooo

*Nice name.

[RedAnarchist]

Obvious parody of Jazzratt's thread is obvious.

[RedRise]

thnx:D

[Pogue]

you and jazzratt shud marry

[RotStern]

Hahahaha!
Pogue and BR. xD
That type of humor cracks me up. xD

[scarletghoul]

actually ra its not a parody

if it was id try and make it funny or something, you know

[spiltteeth]

Thats awful. Maybe time to slow down. Hope every-thing's all right.
It's happened to me before...and...I mean..just...dead hookers everywhere....just everywhere...

Be safe and feel better, ending up in the hospital is serious shit, plenty of alcoholic deaths every year.

[scarletghoul]

thanks split i never thought of it like that

[DecDoom]

Get well soon, and next time don't drink so much ;)

[Jazzratt]

That's the devil of drink for you.

Hope you get better soon and have learned some lessons :)

[khad]

Thats awful. Maybe time to slow down. Hope every-thing's all right.
It's happened to me before...and...I mean..just...dead hookers everywhere....just everywhere...
Yet another war story from the 'hood? :rolleyes:

The credibility of that is about 0%

[Il Medico]

I am not sure if you know this but there is this thing called joking/not being serious, it's pretty common here in Chit-Chat.;)

[Angry Young Man]

Did you try telling the locals about the health ramifications of in-family procreation?

[khad]

I am not sure if you know this but there is this thing called joking/not being serious, it's pretty common here in Chit-Chat.;)
He's the same guy who claimed that titanium rods ripped out of someone's back would be valuable (titanium being 9-10 bucks/lb). All his shit is outlandish.

[MaoTseHelen]

Sounded like a joke to me, lol.

[ev]

Why do people get so drunk?

I enjoy drinking and all, but why over-do it?

[spiltteeth]

First, I never claimed titanium rods were worth anything. The fact that a doped up addict offered them to me was possibly the most bizarre thing ever said to me, that's all.
Personally, I find it outlandish that the story involved ripping something out of a girls back, and what struck you as odd was how little monetary compensation I would have gotten. I've told that sory 2 dozen times and no ones said, "If they were gold sure! But to cut open a human being for less than a grand? Simply outlandish!"

And I was joking about waking up to dead hookers scattered everywhere.
Any dead hookers that I've found in the past I have piled up neatly in one spot.
I am no savage.