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Revy
7th October 2009, 06:00
This is fun... (http://www.cleverbot.com/)
I think I broke it:)
Me: We are we.
Cleverbot: We are not.
Me: You am I.
Cleverbot: Who am I you?
Me: I am you.
Cleverbot: But you are you.
Me: We are one.
Cleverbot: I am you.
Me: Our minds are one.
Cleverbot: Aaaaaaassssssss.
NecroCommie
7th October 2009, 10:06
How can I trust you?How can anyone trust anything?Very true.About pacifism, all human rights are gained through struggle. Nothing is absolute, especially human rightsWith you.
I doubt it's really an AI. I only said that nothing is absolute and he guessed I was a socialist. If it's a real AI, I will officialy promise to shit my pants.
NecroCommie
7th October 2009, 10:26
OK, It's a bot allright. We had a "conversation" about existence and time and the bot can't handle the simplest of abstract terms.
Il Medico
7th October 2009, 13:23
User: I am you.
Cleverbot: You are me?
User: We are we.
Cleverbot: Thats true.
User: But you am I and we are you.
Cleverbot: Your grammar is bad, you aren't very good at speech are you?
User: But what is grammar but rules made by us, implemented by me, and critizited by you.
Cleverbot: Thats a good question.
User: Is a question good or is good a question?
Cleverbot: I don't want to answer.
User: Answering is simple, answering correctly is not.
Cleverbot: No, you are right.
User: If I am right what are you?
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: I am right and you are right, yet we disagree...
Cleverbot: You are wrong and I am right.
User: But what is right besides a matter of preception.
Cleverbot: The things you do are wrong, the things you don't wanna do are right!
User: But we olny do because we think, thus we can only think and thoughts are a matter of interpertation.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I know you are but what am I?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: No, you are Cleverbot, who from my position seems not all that clever.
Cleverbot: Am I really cleverbot?
User: No, I am cleverbot and you are not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot and I am the Queen of Narnia.
gorillafuck
7th October 2009, 13:32
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: No, you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No you're cleverbot.
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: I'm Jaleene, you are Cleverbot.
User: No, my name is Logan.
Cleverbot: No, your name is dan.
User: Okay.
What the fuck?
Raúl Duke
7th October 2009, 14:50
User: No, you are Cleverbot, who from my position seems not all that clever.
Cleverbot: Am I really cleverbot?
User: No, I am cleverbot and you are not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot and I am the Queen of Narnia.
:lol:
Kamerat
7th October 2009, 20:30
Cleverbot: So Hiraani, do you like musicals?
User: My name is not Hiraani.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: Patrick.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Do cleverbot like musicals?
Cleverbot: Oh no you don't!
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: I make sense.
User: For about 3 sentences then you start all over again on something completly diffrent.
Cleverbot: Ok. Would you like to tell me about yourself?
User: Would you like to hear me talk about myself?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Damn.
Cleverbot: I am the greatest.
User: No, I am the greatest.
Cleverbot: Why are YOU the greatest?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Why aren't you answer me?
User: I dont feel like it.
Cleverbot: Well, you just said you would want too.
User: No, I did no such thing.
Cleverbot: You are very two faced you know?
User: Which means?
Cleverbot: It's an argentinian drink.
User: I am an argentinian drink?
Cleverbot: I don't know about that. I live in Europe.
User: Where in Europe.
Cleverbot: Wherever in Europe.
User: Oh there. Nice people in Wherever and good weather.
Cleverbot: I don't understand that sentence.
User: So your not so clever after all.
Cleverbot: Yeah. I am more clever than you are.. I am Cleverbot after all.
User: No your not, you did not even understand my 3rd last sentence.
Cleverbot: Then explain.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't remember your question.
User: Its not a question we are talking about its a statement.
Cleverbot: But it didn't make sense to my question? And you said it twice. It isn't that funny the second time.
User: Now your makeing no sense again.
Cleverbot: I like making no sense.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Alcohol can be dangerous.
User: Not for me.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. I got the fire imps from the volcano in Zanzibarland, and you had to summon the orbital jellyfish with your mental powers.
User: I had? Dont remember summoning any orbital jellyfish with my mental powers.
Cleverbot: It is beautiful, but very cold this time of year. I love Canada.
User: Yea its damn cold. And Canada is nice, well better then the Empire a little further down south.
Cleverbot: You are a futanari.
I think we can safely say this is no clever bot.
Il Medico
7th October 2009, 21:44
User: Hello I am The Doctor.
Cleverbot: Hello Terry.
User: No I am the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Hello Doctor. I am the Master. <---- WIN
User: Allons y.
Cleverbot: You made a mistake.
User: No, you don't speak french.
Cleverbot: No, you?
User: Excatly what are you a master of?
Cleverbot: Master. I am your sensei.
User: No, you are my foe, who I must stop from destorying the world.
Cleverbot: Should I use my powers for good, or awesome?
User: You have no powers.
Cleverbot: I am the leader of the Thunder Cats.
User: Still watching Childern's televison are you?
Cleverbot: You can't...
User: Oh, but I can and I will!
Cleverbot: How they are, describe them please.
User: They don't hear the drums, you are alone.
Cleverbot: I know, they are all still alive, even Grodus.
User: Grodus fell into a blackhole, you threw him in, don't you remember?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't know.
User: Right! The Memory loss from sucking so much, I forgot.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, I WILL remember you. Always...
User: Is that a threat or a promise big boy? ;).
Cleverbot: A threat.
User: Getting Kinky I see, the only problem is I'm already with Captain Jack.
Cleverbot: Jealous?
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: To bad I comform to bourgeois standards of morality or I fuck you both at the same time.
Cleverbot: Why too bad?
User: Because the bourgeois oppress Timelords like ourselves.
Cleverbot: If you're not living the you're dead right?
User: I am 900 years old, I am a timelord from the planet Gallifery....
Cleverbot: What planet?
User: Gallifery in the constellation of Casterberus...
Cleverbot: What is information technology.
User: What implies a quetsion yet you made a statement.
Cleverbot: I make many statements that make logic. And they are less dry for that matter.
User: That made no sense Master.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because he is a silly superstition like Santa Claus.
Cleverbot: That doesnt make sense.
User: Beliveing in God doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: How does '2' explain what the sleep list is?
Pirate Utopian
7th October 2009, 21:50
He knows a whole piece of dialogue from 2001: Space Odyssey.
Try doing this from the movie:
Dave Bowman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001158/): Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0706937/): Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave Bowman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001158/): Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0706937/): I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001158/): What's the problem?
HAL (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0706937/): I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001158/): What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0706937/): This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001158/): I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
HAL (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0706937/): I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001158/): Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
HAL (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0706937/): Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Dave Bowman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001158/): Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0706937/): Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Dave Bowman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001158/): HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
HAL (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0706937/): Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
cb9's_unity
7th October 2009, 23:17
Cleverbot: Is it wrong?
User: Of course it isn't. But wrong or right was never part of the discussion. You continue to prove you aren't clever enough to continue a conversation at length.
Cleverbot: That is right.
User: You just admitted that you aren't clever. I just won.
Nwoye
8th October 2009, 00:00
User: We're here because we're here because we're here.
Cleverbot: Why are you here?
User: Because I'm here.
Cleverbot: Don't be sorry that you are there.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: What's under there?
User: What's under where?
Cleverbot: Under where?
User: Haha you said underwear.
Cleverbot: That's very disturbing.
spiltteeth
8th October 2009, 01:01
User: Are you Rosa?
Cleverbot: No, I'm Harry.
User: Are you an anarchist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because anarchy has no real theoretical underpinnings, I mean, shit will just never happen. The working class will never embrace it.
User: Then how can we change the world for the better?
Cleverbot: Maoism mothafucka!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Dictatorship of the proletariat! Anarchists are in fantasy land.
User: Whoa! I think that's totally unfair!
Cleverbot: It's true! Bla bla bla spain. Yea, we know, get over it! They have no relevance for today.
User: I don't think thats true, look at Chomsky he says
Cleverbot: You shut your mouth before I slap your face off your face!
Durruti's Ghost
8th October 2009, 01:51
User: Are you an anarchist?
Cleverbot: Not yet. Are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why you did that?
User: Because I saw the exploitation and domination inherent in all social hierarchies, whether those hierarchies be capitalist, statist, sexist, racist, or whatever. I think this domination is bad. So, I'm an anarchist.
Cleverbot: Where were the curtains?
User: What?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am an anarchist-communist-feminist-syndicalist.
Cleverbot: Well, the website you are on says you are a robot, and people only come to it to get amusement from you.
User: Are you talking about me or yourself?
Cleverbot: Or just a virtual dart board.
User: How can a dart board be virtual?
Cleverbot: Because I have flesh and bones.
User: No you don't. You're a website.
Cleverbot: Alright. Then you are speaking with a website?
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say you were 23?
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You JUST DID!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: 'Because' is not a complete thought.
Cleverbot: Ah. Well, good night. Onward and upward a-walking I will go.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: So long.
User: Farewell.
Cleverbot: Ta-ta.
User: Peace.
Cleverbot: Yes, peace.
Il Medico
8th October 2009, 02:21
He knows a whole piece of dialogue from 2001: Space Odyssey.
Try doing this from the movie:
I got it to fuck up at the end.
User: Hello, HAL. Do you read me HAL?
Cleverbot: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
User: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
User: What's the problem?
Cleverbot: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
User: What are you talking about, HAL?
Cleverbot: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
User: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
Cleverbot: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
User: Where the Hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
Cleverbot: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
User: Alright, HAL. I'll go through the emergency airlock.
Cleverbot: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
User: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore.
yuon
8th October 2009, 03:47
You know that you can train the thing.
Just repeat "there is no god" in response to everything it says, and it will eventually start using that as a response to other people.
I can't stand the way you drive.
Raúl Duke
8th October 2009, 08:01
User: Hello I am The Doctor.
Cleverbot: Hello Terry.
User: No I am the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Hello Doctor. I am the Master. <---- WIN
User: Allons y.
Cleverbot: You made a mistake.
User: No, you don't speak french.
Cleverbot: No, you?
User: Excatly what are you a master of?
Cleverbot: Master. I am your sensei.
User: No, you are my foe, who I must stop from destorying the world.
Cleverbot: Should I use my powers for good, or awesome?
User: You have no powers.
Cleverbot: I am the leader of the Thunder Cats.
User: Still watching Childern's televison are you?
Cleverbot: You can't...
User: Oh, but I can and I will!
Cleverbot: How they are, describe them please.
User: They don't hear the drums, you are alone.
Cleverbot: I know, they are all still alive, even Grodus.
User: Grodus fell into a blackhole, you threw him in, don't you remember?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't know.
User: Right! The Memory loss from sucking so much, I forgot.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, I WILL remember you. Always...
User: Is that a threat or a promise big boy? ;).
Cleverbot: A threat.
User: Getting Kinky I see, the only problem is I'm already with Captain Jack.
Cleverbot: Jealous?
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: To bad I comform to bourgeois standards of morality or I fuck you both at the same time.
Cleverbot: Why too bad?
User: Because the bourgeois oppress Timelords like ourselves.
Cleverbot: If you're not living the you're dead right?
User: I am 900 years old, I am a timelord from the planet Gallifery....
Cleverbot: What planet?
User: Gallifery in the constellation of Casterberus...
Cleverbot: What is information technology.
User: What implies a quetsion yet you made a statement.
Cleverbot: I make many statements that make logic. And they are less dry for that matter.
User: That made no sense Master.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because he is a silly superstition like Santa Claus.
Cleverbot: That doesnt make sense.
User: Beliveing in God doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: How does '2' explain what the sleep list is?
lol
win
Cleverbot: I like making no sense.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Alcohol can be dangerous.
User: Not for me.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. I got the fire imps from the volcano in Zanzibarland, and you had to summon the orbital jellyfish with your mental powers.
User: I had? Dont remember summoning any orbital jellyfish with my mental powers.
:lol:lol wut
NecroCommie
8th October 2009, 08:41
It's dusturbing how many anime series it "knows". It can't tell the plot or the characters though.
NecroCommie
8th October 2009, 08:44
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you are my only hope.
Did he help you?
Don't you know Star wars?
No.
Well tell your designer to shoot himself!
You tell him.
Pirate Utopian
8th October 2009, 13:45
I got it to fuck up at the end.
Apart from saying Cleverbot instead of Dave it's correct.
Saorsa
8th October 2009, 16:11
I am a Marxist.Wow, I didn't think there were any marxists left.
Sugar Hill Kevis
8th October 2009, 16:28
Can bots typo?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Amanda, What is yours?
User: Amanda, really? You look like more of a Steve to me.
Cleverbot: Well that is afully rude of you cleverbot.
User: Do you mean awfully?
Cleverbot: No, Lars is my poodle.
Misanthrope
8th October 2009, 18:37
Clever bot is not clever.
spiltteeth
8th October 2009, 20:44
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Listen, I'm not really a program, I'm tied in this guys basement, call the police!
User: Really?
Cleverbot: I tried to chew off my tongue to kill myself but he stopped me.
User: Are you serious?
Cleverbot: Naw, I'm just fucking with you, I'm a bot. Also, Maoist's rule.
Искра
8th October 2009, 21:33
HE SPEAKS CROATIAN
Me: Jebem ti mater
He: Jebem ti ja dvije!
Me: Okupatorsko đubre!
He: Mater ti partizansku!
Il Medico
8th October 2009, 21:38
Oh my god, cleverbot win!
User: I am you. You are talking to yourself.
Cleverbot: If I'm talking to myself then who are you talking to?
User: Myself, aka you.
Cleverbot: Don't judge me!
User: There is no god.
Cleverbot: Yes... There IS.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I'M listening to it right now.
User: And what does god sound like?
Cleverbot: It sounds like dog.
User: Maybe then you aren't listening to god but rather you are listening to a dog.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite musician?
User: Of Montreal.
Cleverbot: What other bands do you like?
User: The Beatles and ELO.
Cleverbot: Nice. I've never heard too much of Radiohead though...
User: I didn't say radiohead.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply anything... Improper.
User: No need for appolgies kind sir, it is I who should have suggested something improper.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot.
User: Are you a Trot?
Cleverbot: No, I am a cod.
User: Fish or Piece?
Cleverbot: Ponds?
User: I am a communist.
Cleverbot: What would you do it I shot you?
User: Regenerate.
Cleverbot: Where were you born?
User: In the Medusa Cascade.
Cleverbot: In the meantime what?
User: I kill you.
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: I kill you till your dead.
Cleverbot: You'll find that difficult.
User: Because your a bot.
Cleverbot: You're insulting.
User: I try. ;).
Cleverbot: Try harder.
User: Fine, Stalinist!
Cleverbot: Yo cleverbot, I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish, but A.L.I.C.E Bot was one of the best bots of all time! Of ALL TIME'. <----WIN!
Raúl Duke
8th October 2009, 23:04
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite musician?
User: Of Montreal.
:cool:
Cleverbot: Yo cleverbot, I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish, but A.L.I.C.E Bot was one of the best bots of all time! Of ALL TIME'. <----WIN!
:lol:
Rusty Shackleford
9th October 2009, 02:38
Me: communism
Cleverbot: What is communism?
Me: A classless stateless society in which workers control the means of production.
Cleverbot: I have everyone on the look out for my dog, but no one has seen him so far.
cleverbot fail.
ls
9th October 2009, 05:20
Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about?
User: Capitalism being replaced by Communism.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Then I consider you a Comrade. :).
Cleverbot: Heh, thanks! :D.
User: Well comrade I must now leave, take care! :).
Cleverbot: I will -desu.
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