Little Chefs

[Bilan]

What on earth are they?
I always here it, but I don't know what it is.

[Holden Caulfield]

They are over priced cafes that existed many years ago, then the roads came along and connect them all up to each other and to major areas of habitation.

They are a British Tradition!

"7 quid for an all day breakfast? Why not, I'm fucking starving and its this or a garage pastie for 3 quid."

[Bilan]

So they're basically just cafes?
And what do you mean they're a British Tradition?
I find this all very confusing

[Dr Mindbender]

So they're basically just cafes?
And what do you mean they're a British Tradition?
I find this all very confusing

The british people collectively have a desire to send themselves to early graves as soon as possible by scoffing as much cholestrol down their faces at every opportunity hence the specific market in the UK for overpriced saturated gunk on motorways.

Personally, i think jollibee (http://www.jollibee.com.ph/) owns every other eating establishment, i cant wait till they set up here.

[ls]

The british people collectively have a desire to send themselves to early graves as soon as possible by scoffing as much cholestrol down their faces at every opportunity hence the specific market in the UK for overpriced saturated gunk on motorways.

Personally, i think jollibee (http://www.jollibee.com.ph/) owns every other eating establishment, i cant wait till they set up here.

Hm, they tout burgers as their main thing.

It is indeed a shame that bowls of rice and noodles aren't done as fast food here, that's good pick-me-up food at a low price. Much better than greasy oily British cafe shit fast food (although I love the taste).

[Dr Mindbender]

Hm, they tout burgers as their main thing.

You should try their hot dog and spaghetti.

You heard me right, Hot dog and spaghetti!!


http://cache.virtualtourist.com/2463139-Jollibee-Manila.jpg

[Jazzratt]

The british people collectively have a desire to send themselves to early graves as soon as possible by scoffing as much cholestrol down their faces at every opportunity hence the specific market in the UK for overpriced saturated gunk on motorways.

Personally, i think jollibee (http://www.jollibee.com.ph/) owns every other eating establishment, i cant wait till they set up here.

Oh wow I haven't eaten at a jollibee for years (for considerably obvious reasons of geography).

[ls]

You should try their hot dog and spaghetti.

You heard me right, Hot dog and spaghetti!!


http://cache.virtualtourist.com/2463139-Jollibee-Manila.jpg

Or you could buy it Heinz (http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/baby-food/heinz-spaghetti-hoops-pork-sausages-7mth-plus/) style. I imagine the only difference is perhaps using nicer sausagemeat. Hmm I wonder what cumberland or lincolnshire sausage in there would make it taste like.

http://img.dooyoo.co.uk/GB_EN/175/kids-family/baby-food/heinz-spaghetti-hoops-pork-sausages-7mth-plus.jpg

[Jazzratt]

On the subject of food I had a dream last night that my family and I thought nothing of eating human remains on pizza. We had a proper pizza oven built for this precise purpose, the human meat looked a little rank (there were green bits for some reason) but tasted quite nice, like dumplings.

[Dr Mindbender]

On the subject of food I had a dream last night that my family and I thought nothing of eating human remains on pizza. We had a proper pizza oven built for this precise purpose, the human meat looked a little rank (there were green bits for some reason) but tasted quite nice, like dumplings.

I once had a dream about 'shit flavoured' crisps.

The packet was brown with a cartoon turd on the front. :lol:

[Holden Caulfield]

So they're basically just cafes?
And what do you mean they're a British Tradition?
I find this all very confusing

they are road side cafe's.
They sell all day breakfasts, cups of tea, toats, eggs and other stuff like that. All at a stupid price, but when there is nothing else it will do.
They also used to give me a free lolly when my parents took me to one which means I love them though the process of Operant Conditioning.

[MaoTseHelen]

You heard me right, Hot dog and spaghetti!!

Is that a deep fried hot dog? o.O

[Dr Mindbender]

Is that a deep fried hot dog? o.O

No, its just cooked in tomato sauce, rather the same way you would make bolognese.

[MaoTseHelen]

Oh lord, I was looking at the thing above it, that crispy thing on the lid thinking "Holy crap did they deep fry a hot dog?"

Didn't even realize it was on the noodles.

[Pogue]

i found a hair in one of their sausage burgers once.

the end.

[MilitantAnarchist]

i found a hair in one of their sausage burgers once.

the end.

No no, you see that is the 'special surprise' it makes it more fun, its like a mini adventure... its like that song Amarillo, its good because its so shit (and you cant help but think of Peter Kay when you hear it now)...

in saying that, i aint been to a little chef for years, but youve got me hungry... and i would literally stab a baby for a fry up right about now... (sorry for that phrase, i heard it on Peep Show and aint been able to stop using it every chance i get)

[Dr Mindbender]

Oh lord, I was looking at the thing above it, that crispy thing on the lid thinking "Holy crap did they deep fry a hot dog?"

Didn't even realize it was on the noodles.

lol, no thats a piece of fried chicken.

Its actually better than KFC imo.

[Jazzratt]

I once had a dream about 'shit flavoured' crisps.

The packet was brown with a cartoon turd on the front. :lol:

I'd ratther have "bloke pizza" to be fair.

[Dr Mindbender]

I'd ratther have "bloke pizza" to be fair.

By 'bloke' do you mean 'bloke meat' or jizz?

[Jazzratt]

By 'bloke' do you mean 'bloke meat' or jizz?
Either really, shit chips sound really quite unappetizing.

[Invincible Summer]

Hm, they tout burgers as their main thing.

It is indeed a shame that bowls of rice and noodles aren't done as fast food here, that's good pick-me-up food at a low price. Much better than greasy oily British cafe shit fast food (although I love the taste).

Over here, Asian food is extremely popular (I think there was a study done that showed our city as having the greatest number of Japanese restaurants outside of Japan, or eating the most amount of sushi, something like that), and you can easily find cheap and relatively fast noodles and rice.

[ls]

Over here, Asian food is extremely popular (I think there was a study done that showed our city as having the greatest number of Japanese restaurants outside of Japan, or eating the most amount of sushi, something like that), and you can easily find cheap and relatively fast noodles and rice.

Just had to rub it in.

[Invincible Summer]

Just had to rub it in.

Hey you have good donair over there... the only day I spent in London I had the best donair in my life.

[Stranger Than Paradise]

I actually like Little Chef, obviously not these new ones. Anyone with me?

[Dr Mindbender]

Either really,.

I've just envisaged some more serious rule 34, as though i needed it.

[Dr Mindbender]

popular (I think there was a study done that showed our city as having the greatest number of Japanese restaurants outside of Japan, .
After going to Manilla i have a seriously hard time believing that.

Near Ninoy Aquino airport i saw a block of about 6 buildings consisting of nothing but sushi bars.

[Invincible Summer]

After going to Manilla i have a seriously hard time believing that.

Near Ninoy Aquino airport i saw a block of about 6 buildings consisting of nothing but sushi bars.

I can't find the info right now, but I do know that it was from a few years ago. Maybe things have changed... but I do know that there is a LOT of sushi here... there are 5 Japanese restaurants behind my house (not even a busy area like the airport)