Darren Brown: Epic Fail

[Dr Mindbender]

Did anyone watch darren brown earlier? It was television comedy on a par with the 'del falls through bar' scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48KbDElBQ9k&feature=related) from only fools and horses.

He blew some guys 5k after days of strategic planning on a roulette wheel and promised he'd win him 180k.
Epic fail, and epic lulz.
:lol::lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrP5Iy8Hkmw

[Sam_b]

His name is Derren, not Darren.

EPIC FAIL

[ls]

His name is Derren, not Darren.

EPIC FAIL

Samb, you've plumbed the depths of childishness.

Mr shitmagician has spectacularly failed a couple of times now, yet C4 is still blowing loads of money on him. Shame this wasn't proper roulette, Daren would be in a ditch right now. :cool:

Then again, they commissioned something like 12 series for.. the kevin bishop show. :bored:

I say we shoot most C4 execs come the revolution. :cool: We need cool TV, we should get the coolest talent for Doctor Who for instance, everyone loves that and we should shoot a billion episodes or something. Then get Monty Python on all the time, loads of shows with David Mitchell and co and all that comedy goodness. Oh yeah, reminds me, Frankie Boyle quit mock the week. :crying:

[Bilan]

Derren brown has proved that gambling is infact gambling.
Only possible with magic.

[Dr Mindbender]

His name is Derren, not Darren.

EPIC FAIL

troll off.

He's a nob anyway, so i'm not bothered. At least i didnt extort and waste someones elses 5k.

[Sam_b]

Samb, you've plumbed the depths of childishness


Mr shitmagician


:rolleyes:

[ls]

It looks more childish coming from you, as you are permanently expected to be serious, so there.

[Bilan]

You both look childish.

[Nwoye]

can we please stop using the "epic fail" meme now. it's horribly old.

[RHIZOMES]

can we please stop using the "epic fail" meme now. it's horribly old.

^^^^^^^^

[Dr Mindbender]

:rolleyes:

werent you supposed to be ignoring me anyway?

EPIC FAIL.

[Sam_b]

I'm sorry, was my last comment directed at you?

Some people have awfully high opinions of thmselves.

[Dr Mindbender]

I'm sorry, was my last comment directed at you?

.

No but your first one was, Mr fails at ignoring people.

That witty retort only came to me after i switched my computer off last night but i'd rather have a nice sleep than scramble to respond to you. So sue me.

[Sam_b]

No but your first one was, Mr fails at ignoring people

I can choose to ignore and not ignore you as I wish. I mostly use it for your pish in the CC.


That witty retort only came to me after i switched my computer off last night but i'd rather have a nice sleep than scramble to respond to you

Makes a change from you constantly hurrying to get the last word in.

[Pirate Utopian]

Great thread.

[Dr Mindbender]

I can choose to ignore and not ignore you as I wish. I mostly use it for your pish in the CC.

Since when did ignorance become a selective affair?



Makes a change from you constantly hurrying to get the last word in.
Says you.

What a pity you couldnt spare us from your juvenile point scoring even in a light hearted thread such as this.

*cough*tosser*cough*

[Sam_b]

Since when did ignorance become a selective affair?

I think it was around the time that the Third Reich started with one man.



Posting again to unsurp Dr Mindbender! COUGHCOUGHCOUGHwouldhavethoughtyoucouldhavecomeupw ithsomethingbetterthanthisCOUGHCOUGH

[Dr Mindbender]

could a mod please trash everything stemming from and provoked by, and including Sam b's original shite at the start of this thread please?

[Dr Mindbender]

I think it was around the time that the Third Reich started with one man.



Posting again to unsurp Dr Mindbender!


Makes a change from you constantly hurrying to get the last word in.

:rolleyes:

[Sam_b]

This is win.

But nah don't trash the first post. I was of course pointing out the hilarity of you taking the piss out of the guy because he fucked up yet couldn't spell his name right.


last word


:rolleyes:

:lol:

[Dr Mindbender]

This is win.

But nah don't trash the first post.
Er yes, do.



I was of course pointing out the hilarity of you taking the piss out of the guy because he fucked up yet couldn't spell his name right.

:lol:

I think a simple typo comes under this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:FUCK)

Theres different scales of fucking up, going on TV as a professional psychic and fucking up at what you profess to be good at is much different.

[Sam_b]

Derren Brown claims no psychic ability.

[Dr Mindbender]

Derren Brown claims no psychic ability.

Again im not an expert on the field.

I never claimed to be an expert at spelling, Derren claimed to profess talent at predicting what slots balls would land into, which he failed at. Ergo he is the failure, not me.

[Dr Mindbender]

Split.The.Shit.

[Nwoye]

stop.posting.the.shit