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Rusty Shackleford
27th September 2009, 03:48
Ok, so my inspiration came from gravedigger's post on glenn beck.

I can't wait for the scandal the precipitates his downfall. The worst thing that could come out of Beck's recent high profile would be if he just slowly lost popularity and he went back to radio and faded into obscurity - scratch that, the worst thing would be be forms the 9/12 party and wins the Presidency and makes the Minutmen and Militias semi-official parts of the government and we have fascism in the US.

The most probable scandal that brings about his downfall would be that it comes out that he is a hardcore meth user.

The second most probable scandal would be that he becomes more and more reclusive and only broadcasts out of a studio inside his creepy old gothic mansion because he is afraid of socialist germs in the air and water and hearts of workers everywhere.

The third most probable scandal would occour after a group of stoners and a dog with a speach impediment reveal that Glenn Beck actually doesn't exist - he is actually just an executive of a tin-foil company in a scary mask that is trying to convince gullible FOX viewers to get scared of everything to drive up sales of tin-foil hats that the company claims can block evil Obama socialist indocrtination rays!

The rules. There must be a subject; politician, actor, author, or anyone of historical importance. there must be a scandal which leads to the persons downfall. no matter how insane it is. extra credit to creative ones. it can take place in the future or a made up past. the only thing that has to make sense is the persons name. one thing though, limit the ice pick jokes, and any other petty sectarian jabs.


my try:
Rush Limbaugh will be shown on tape at ACORN soliciting sex from the girl who was pretending to be a prostitute. Fox News will air it during their hate week beginning October 1st. They will end up playing the wrong part of the tape. This is how Rush Limbaugh and Fox News will probably go down.

not that great i know. but i am sure the collective creativity of RevLeft wont fail to deliver.


Go!

Il Medico
27th September 2009, 04:19
Ok, Glenn Beck, Bill O'reily, and Rush Limbaugh are on Beck's set making sweet love. Limbaugh leaves and comes back with Hannity and a horse. The horse's tail accidentally turns on the live feed and all the conservative idiots watch their righteous leaders have a rockin orgy. After a little talk of the coming fascist over throw of the government lead by Beck and his idiot followers, Pat Robertson shows up and they begin a Satanic ritual in which they kill ten kittens and have sex with the corpses of the founding fathers. After this a bottomless Robertson walks off while the others shoot heroin only to find the live button on. After this scandal they all fall from power only to be torn to bits by their crazed followers.

Jimmie Higgins
27th September 2009, 06:04
Lou Dobbs will be fired from CNN when it turns out that all his demands for the US to build a border-wall has been an attempt to direct government funds to himself. It turns out that 43% of the border-fence on the US/Mexico border is comprised of Lou Dobbs own girth.

MilitantAnarchist
27th September 2009, 12:37
I heard that Tony Blair accidently got Persident Obama confused with Osama Bin Laden, obviously before Obama became president, and trying to cover up his mistake he sent MI6 to assassinate him as supreme leader of Al Qaueda but by mistake shot a random black guy Sean Bell 51times and said 'well they all look the same' and blaimed the NYPD ... which is why he got secretly fired and Gordon Brown took over...

Rusty Shackleford
27th September 2009, 20:59
People know little of this yet but the pope was caught on tape admitting he was only a pope for the hat and the gold. He also admitted he was a scientologist. The pope also has a slayer tattoo on his left ass cheek. This was all found out on the eve of last easter. The information has been suppressed by the swiss guards and is now guarded by a dragon.

☭World Views
27th September 2009, 21:17
Goldberg, Coulter, Limbaugh, Beck, and Hannity were found to have been running a power rangers club bent on destroying all governments against imperial interests in the Middle East with Cheney running the command center.

After they are brought to trial everyone in the Middle East nationalizes their oil under worker democratic control and Israel and Palestinian workers set aside their differences and start a new workers government in the old state of Israel.

Olerud
27th September 2009, 21:58
Goldberg, Coulter, Limbaugh, Beck, and Hannity were found to have been running a power rangers club bent on destroying all governments against imperial interests in the Middle East with Cheney running the command center.

we all know who the pink ranger was..

Il Medico
28th September 2009, 06:25
we all know who the pink ranger was..
Defiantly Limbaugh.

Jimmie Higgins
28th September 2009, 08:59
1. It turns out the Lou Dobbs was born in Kenya and when he learns of this he deports himself for not having the proper work papers.

2. CNN fires Lou Dobbs after they discover he's secretly been moonlighting as Batman's nemesis: the Penguin!

Pavlov's House Party
28th September 2009, 11:37
Jack Nicholson got arrested for smoking in a restaurant, and then making a scene and spitting on the officer.