Rusty Shackleford
27th September 2009, 03:48
Ok, so my inspiration came from gravedigger's post on glenn beck.
I can't wait for the scandal the precipitates his downfall. The worst thing that could come out of Beck's recent high profile would be if he just slowly lost popularity and he went back to radio and faded into obscurity - scratch that, the worst thing would be be forms the 9/12 party and wins the Presidency and makes the Minutmen and Militias semi-official parts of the government and we have fascism in the US.
The most probable scandal that brings about his downfall would be that it comes out that he is a hardcore meth user.
The second most probable scandal would be that he becomes more and more reclusive and only broadcasts out of a studio inside his creepy old gothic mansion because he is afraid of socialist germs in the air and water and hearts of workers everywhere.
The third most probable scandal would occour after a group of stoners and a dog with a speach impediment reveal that Glenn Beck actually doesn't exist - he is actually just an executive of a tin-foil company in a scary mask that is trying to convince gullible FOX viewers to get scared of everything to drive up sales of tin-foil hats that the company claims can block evil Obama socialist indocrtination rays!
The rules. There must be a subject; politician, actor, author, or anyone of historical importance. there must be a scandal which leads to the persons downfall. no matter how insane it is. extra credit to creative ones. it can take place in the future or a made up past. the only thing that has to make sense is the persons name. one thing though, limit the ice pick jokes, and any other petty sectarian jabs.
my try:
Rush Limbaugh will be shown on tape at ACORN soliciting sex from the girl who was pretending to be a prostitute. Fox News will air it during their hate week beginning October 1st. They will end up playing the wrong part of the tape. This is how Rush Limbaugh and Fox News will probably go down.
not that great i know. but i am sure the collective creativity of RevLeft wont fail to deliver.
Go!
I can't wait for the scandal the precipitates his downfall. The worst thing that could come out of Beck's recent high profile would be if he just slowly lost popularity and he went back to radio and faded into obscurity - scratch that, the worst thing would be be forms the 9/12 party and wins the Presidency and makes the Minutmen and Militias semi-official parts of the government and we have fascism in the US.
The most probable scandal that brings about his downfall would be that it comes out that he is a hardcore meth user.
The second most probable scandal would be that he becomes more and more reclusive and only broadcasts out of a studio inside his creepy old gothic mansion because he is afraid of socialist germs in the air and water and hearts of workers everywhere.
The third most probable scandal would occour after a group of stoners and a dog with a speach impediment reveal that Glenn Beck actually doesn't exist - he is actually just an executive of a tin-foil company in a scary mask that is trying to convince gullible FOX viewers to get scared of everything to drive up sales of tin-foil hats that the company claims can block evil Obama socialist indocrtination rays!
The rules. There must be a subject; politician, actor, author, or anyone of historical importance. there must be a scandal which leads to the persons downfall. no matter how insane it is. extra credit to creative ones. it can take place in the future or a made up past. the only thing that has to make sense is the persons name. one thing though, limit the ice pick jokes, and any other petty sectarian jabs.
my try:
Rush Limbaugh will be shown on tape at ACORN soliciting sex from the girl who was pretending to be a prostitute. Fox News will air it during their hate week beginning October 1st. They will end up playing the wrong part of the tape. This is how Rush Limbaugh and Fox News will probably go down.
not that great i know. but i am sure the collective creativity of RevLeft wont fail to deliver.
Go!