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Invincible Summer
25th September 2009, 06:10
I actually use that line when anyone suggests that we play Monopoly.

Anyone else do anything similar?

LOLseph Stalin
25th September 2009, 06:17
I say, "Fuck Capitalism, but Monopoly is fun!" Ok, not really but I still enjoy playing that game regardless of it being Capitalistic. Me and a good friend actually made a parody about monopoly awhile ago, but I can't post it here since it has us in it(security culture).

Durruti's Ghost
25th September 2009, 08:31
Actually, I believe Monopoly was originally derived from a game that was something of a a parody of capitalism in itself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Landlord%27s_Game.

bcbm
25th September 2009, 09:00
I just suggest we play this instead
http://www.nyu.edu/projects/ollman/images/class_struggle.jpg

LOLseph Stalin
25th September 2009, 09:06
I just suggest we play this instead
http://www.nyu.edu/projects/ollman/images/class_struggle.jpg

:laugh:

Rusty Shackleford
25th September 2009, 10:36
Well, i am a person who loves strategy games. imperialism and militarism are the common subject. i had some issues with it when my politics changed but i dont care. as long as i dont feel the need to embody it in reality i wont stop playing them. they are great ways to work the mind. i even play supremacy 1914.


as for board games. Risk or Axis and allies is one of my favorites. My friend and i actually made up a whole set of new rules which were influenced by games like supremacy 1914 and hearts of iron. i was even going to post a copy of the rules on here but never got around to it. if anyone wants me to i can.

Monopoly is just tedious and boring though. but my favorite piece is either the boot or the wheelbarrow.

9
25th September 2009, 11:24
The few times I've ever played Monopoly, I've fucking owned.

scarletghoul
25th September 2009, 11:41
Monopoly is a great game.

bcbm
25th September 2009, 14:38
The few times I've ever played Monopoly, I've fucking owned.

part of your conspiracy, no doubt...


:glare:

Bilan
25th September 2009, 14:46
Monopoly is fun.

An archist
25th September 2009, 15:15
Monopoly is lame, Risk is so much better.

☭World Views
25th September 2009, 16:45
War on Terror: The Board Game is a lot better and more interesting. With 3-7 people it's very fun. I try to take over what was once the Soviet Union and pick up where the early Bolsheviks left off. Once you amass many national liberation cells it becomes easy to bomb oil pipelines and take oil profits that belong to other people for yourself. You can employ terrorists to do your dirty work, and nuke the other countries.

http://www.criticalgamers.com/archives/pictures/WarOnTerrorSetup.jpg

Here is an example on how a terrorist card looks like:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9gn6KLa5xtY/SKmbMLSfj4I/AAAAAAAAB88/TX0VNDgMBqo/s400/WarOnTerrorBoardGameCards2.jpg

Invincible Summer
25th September 2009, 17:56
I think the reason I'm a commie is because I suck at Monopoly and therefore don't like playing it.

At least imperialist games like Risk can let me pretend I'm taking over the world for the Motherland

jake williams
25th September 2009, 18:01
I play all kinds of games where I pretend to do things I'd never consent to doing in real life, Monopoly included.

Tyrlop
25th September 2009, 18:57
monopoly is a good game for the working class, so they can romanticise how nice it is to be a cappie

NecroCommie
25th September 2009, 20:44
You all dudes need to play twilight struggle. It's a cold war board game, in which you are either the USSR or the US. You will then fight your opponent through art, science and proxies.
Here's the board:
http://images.boardgamegeek.com/images/pic99683_md.jpg

Example cards:
http://www.armchairgeneral.com/wordpress/wp-content/features/strategy/ts/twilight4.jpg

http://www.gmtgames.com/nnts/TSsamplecards.jpg

The description at boardgamegeek:
http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/12333

☭World Views
25th September 2009, 21:08
Looks like a great compliment to go with my War On Terror Board game.

Twilight Struggle even has online play.

Ultra-Violence
25th September 2009, 21:18
Monopoly was actualy made by a socialist to show how silly capitalism is and the ironic thing is i own at that fuckinf board game

RISK is fun but i have a hard time finding some one to play with so eh...

LOLseph Stalin
25th September 2009, 21:25
All these games look fucking awesome.

Muzk
25th September 2009, 21:34
Yes they do, wish I had any of them :/

JazzRemington
25th September 2009, 22:39
I don't like playing Arkham Horror because it involves reactionary humans trying to foil the mythos' glorious...um, mythos revolution.

spiltteeth
25th September 2009, 22:50
If anyone can figure out how to make this playable online -I'd love it!

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/COMMUNISM___Full_Game_Board_by_Spif.jpg

Manifesto
25th September 2009, 23:05
If anyone can figure out how to make this playable online -I'd love it!


Why not the real one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfIpnd7wN8o

spiltteeth
25th September 2009, 23:12
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/rheingold-communism.jpg

LOLseph Stalin
25th September 2009, 23:15
I'm getting more and more tempted to post the video me and a friend made, but I can't due to security culture. :(

JazzRemington
25th September 2009, 23:39
If anyone can figure out how to make this playable online -I'd love it!

[snip]



Check this out: http://linuxappfinder.com/package/atlantikdesigner

However, it's only for linux apparently.

Durruti's Ghost
26th September 2009, 00:08
I'm getting more and more tempted to post the video me and a friend made, but I can't due to security culture. :(

Do you have a program you could use to block your faces out? If so, would it still be a violation of security culture to post it?

LOLseph Stalin
26th September 2009, 00:29
Do you have a program you could use to block your faces out? If so, would it still be a violation of security culture to post it?

No, I have no way of blocking the faces out. :( If the faces were blocked out I could probably post it...

9
26th September 2009, 04:59
If anyone can figure out how to make this playable online -I'd love it!

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/COMMUNISM___Full_Game_Board_by_Spif.jpg

lol wut? If they change the name to "State Capitalism", I'm in.


part of your conspiracy, no doubt...


:glare:

Oh, no doubt:lol:
"It's in'a the blood to make'a the money."

Angry Young Man
27th September 2009, 17:29
Apparently I acted like a spoiled brat when playing Monopoly, just because my tactic is to call in a dozen dockers to arrest all the other players and seize all their cards.