Eat the Rich
24th September 2009, 01:14
Hey, revlefters! I don’t know what’s wrong with you guys, seriously! You all bawwww about not having girlfriends / boyfriends (http://www.revleft.com/vb/you-singlei-t117789/index.html), lives or any other shit (http://www.revleft.com/vb/pour-your-heart-t115347/index.html). But here’s the truth:
-I have a girlfriend; she’s really hot. And I mean REALLY.
-I play keyboard. None of your shitty punk/metal music, no. I play stuff people enjoy SOCIALLY.
-I have TONNES of friends, male and female. I’m funny, smart, and friendly.
-I get good grades. I’m going to get rich, while you moffos sit in your basements.
The best bit? I spend about 4 hours a day on here, and have done for about 2 months. I’m one of you, but not. I’m everything you want to be, but aren’t.
Pic is me. I got rid of my face, because I don’t want you losers fingering yourselfs to me.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/d2/1204446982362.jpg/180px-1204446982362.jpg
-I have a girlfriend; she’s really hot. And I mean REALLY.
-I play keyboard. None of your shitty punk/metal music, no. I play stuff people enjoy SOCIALLY.
-I have TONNES of friends, male and female. I’m funny, smart, and friendly.
-I get good grades. I’m going to get rich, while you moffos sit in your basements.
The best bit? I spend about 4 hours a day on here, and have done for about 2 months. I’m one of you, but not. I’m everything you want to be, but aren’t.
Pic is me. I got rid of my face, because I don’t want you losers fingering yourselfs to me.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/d2/1204446982362.jpg/180px-1204446982362.jpg