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hawarameen
5th February 2003, 00:50
this was written by me some time ago when i was down.

lifes a beach on a sunny day. you'd be walking on the crisp sand thinking you were in heaven, only then out of the blue you tred on a broken bottle that some fucking bastard has left sticking out of the sand and you slit your foot in half

life's a beach on a sunny day. its hot so you decide to go for a swim in the crystal clear sea. you'd be swimming in the warm waters, swimming with the beutiful fish on the coral, hitching rides from the many dolphins when you take in a mouthfull of crude oil that some heartless money mad oil barron bastard has dumped in the sea and you nearly choke to death.

life's a golden beach on a sunny day. your lying on the sand admiring all the women on the beach when you notice one of them is giving you the eye. its not just in your head she really wants you to go over. so you do, you start talking and her 6ft 4 boyfried walks up with arms thiker than your waist and throws you half way accross the beach.
you sit back down swearing you would never fall for it again when you notice the girl of your dreams cant stop looking at you. with Mr muscle fresh in your mind you ignore her. so she gets up and walks out of your life never to be seen again and you have to live with the fact that you may have turned away your soulmate just because you didnt have the balls to get up and talk to her.

lifes a golden beach on a sunny day and your the fucking donkey.
day in day out people taking you for rides, making fun of you and treating you like shit

its true......lifes a beach

canikickit
5th February 2003, 01:36
I think it's brillant Hawar, laughter, tears, the whole range of human emotion.

Seriously, great stuff.

Rastafari
5th February 2003, 03:05
The whole beach imagery reminds me of Albert Camus' The Stranger when he kills the Arab, very cool

hawarameen
6th February 2003, 00:39
i didnt like it when i wrote it but im getting to like it a bit more.

my favourite line is about the money mad oil baron bastard