Reese's Puffs

[Eat the Rich]

So I met this girl who worked at Starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"

[the last donut of the night]

wtf was that

[Dóchas]

oh thats hot

[NecroCommie]

I feel an urge to buy Reese's puffs. If I do, girls want to fuck me.

[Eat the Rich]

wtf was that

You clearly haven't seen the reese's puffs commercial:lol:

[Jazzratt]

wtf was that

Old, stale copypasta. Just like most of this guy's posts. It's like we're being visited by the ghost of 4chan past.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Why the hell would a month's difference in age matter? Seriously?

If there was a 30-year old woman who liked me and I liked her, why shouldn't I go for it?

[Jazzratt]

Why the hell would a month's difference in age matter? Seriously?

If there was a 30-year old woman who liked me and I liked her, why shouldn't I go for it?

Wrong thread?

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Wrong thread?

Ahem:


So I met this girl who worked at Starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around.

[Jazzratt]

Ahem:

Ah. I only skimmed it, didn't realise that bit was there.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Older people need love too!

[Pogue]

first i was like wut

then i was like close this thread plox

[Plagueround]

What's next? Bel-Air? :rolleyes:

[Jazzratt]

What's next? Bel-Air? :rolleyes:

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and broke my arm in three places. It was fucking terrible, it really was. Anyway, I dpn't hang around in that spot any more.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and broke my arm in three places. It was fucking terrible, it really was. Anyway, I dpn't hang around in that spot any more.

Truly a classic for the ages.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Seriously, if one of you mods is gonna lock this thread, art least have the fucking decency to post a fucking reason, eh?

Fuckers!

[RedAnarchist]

I locked it because it's a stupid thread started with an old mailing list post from the 1990s.