How hot are you? 1 to 5

[Eat the Rich]

Be honest.
5 is extremely good looking and 1 is extremely ugly .

[LeninBalls]

The hottest fucker ever to grace this Earth's soil.

[NecroCommie]

I honestly have no idea whatsoever. Sometimes I feel like a fucking angel. And fucking as a verb, not an adjective. Sometimes then I look into a mirror and scream in agony.

[scarletghoul]

Why do you want to know the hotness of the 1 to 5 year olds of revleft

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

If I ever have an out of body expirence the first thing im gonna do is have sex with myself. :thumbup1:

[NecroCommie]

Why do you want to know the hotness of the 1 to 5 year olds of revleft
Hehehee... You naughty person.

[Sugar Hill Kevis]

I'm this attractive

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/4357/12686490.jpg

[NecroCommie]

Your body is fine but you really need to do something about your face. It's all squarey and blurred, as if your face was made of blocks.

[Sugar Hill Kevis]

I'm 1/4 Lego, on my fathers side.

[NecroCommie]

So, how was your father conceived? I am curious about the details of this event of reproduction.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Edited - Sorry, but German law forbids that.

- RedAnarchist

[NecroCommie]

Why did I ever ask...

[RedAnarchist]

Sorry CJ, but I had to remove that picture as I'm fairly sure it's against German law (the same one that says that you can't post erect penises on the forum).

[NecroCommie]

(the same one that says that you can't post erect penises on the forum).
I have such a cunning plan that you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel. :cool:

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

its already been done.

[spiltteeth]

Personally I'm tired of pretty bodies with empty heads, so for me personality is definitely the hottest part of a person.

BUT if you're talking just physical sexiness, I'd say I'm the equivalent of these : (and I hope the female nude won't be deleted, it is a genuine artwork by an established photographer, not erotica)

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/hotcommie.jpg
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/hottcomiee.jpg
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/hottycomie.jpg
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/hoticomy.jpg
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/hotcommunist-nude-01.jpg

[LOLseph Stalin]

Depends onthe point of view. Some people think I'm ugly, others think I'm hot. Of course there's those who think I'm average too... I'm tempted to post a pic, but I know it's not allowed and plus I'm paranoid. :/

[NecroCommie]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=444&pictureid=3818
I am the one with heroic pose.
Picture from one of our Airsoft trips.
Yes, I am sorry you will have no better view, but some views are too mighty for even the strongest of minds.
Also, Telnyashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telnyashka) is a cloth piece for men!

EDIT: Oh yes, this is so that you could say it for yourselves. I'll not show my face but everything else is there to gaze and marvel upon in all it's mightyness. Notice the slender yet stern build, and the biseps that are strong yet not tasteless. This aligned with the pose and my warrior-like legs are a marvel for all the people in the world. And no, that is not my stomach, it is my field jacket tucked under my chestrig battle harness.

[Il Medico]

I got a good face, body is average though, need to work out more.

[spiltteeth]

Thus far, we've seen that five people have rated themselves a perfect 5 body.
This ought to be retitled, "how narcissistic are you 1-5"

[Dr Mindbender]

I'm 1/4 Lego, on my fathers side.

whats the 3/4 on your mothers side?

Doom monster?

[GracchusBabeuf]

This is me. (face blocked due to security culture)

[RotStern]

?? You are asking us how attractive we are.
That is a bourgeois question!
xD I dunno I guess im average Im not one to judge oneself.

[Eat the Rich]

That is a bourgeois question!

Tool.

[RotStern]

Tool.


Quite.. Think about this a little. : / :lol:

[☭World Views]

I distribute my vanguard according to the female's needs. They please me according to their ability, and I please them according to their needs.

[9]

100.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Self-assessments are remarkably unreliable.

[9]

Self-assessments are remarkably unreliable.

They are when they're on the internets!!

[Il Medico]

Oh, well if we're not in the business of being truthful (10 vote for five?) then I would like to say that if David Tennant, John Barrowman, and Louis Garrel had a son, I would be him.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a56/slugworth118/DavidTennant.jpg
+
http://images.broadwayworld.com/columnpic2/john_barrowman.jpg
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http://www.camilayahn.com.br/wp-content/uploads/louis_garrel.jpg
=
Me:D

[Sugar Hill Kevis]

whats the 3/4 on your mothers side?

Doom monster?

Irish/Polish/English

[Comrade Kaile]

we certainly do have alot of hot people on revleft

well.... in their opinion anyway

[Spawn of Stalin]

I'd say I am a high 4.

[9]

I'd like to revise my original rating from 100 to 10,043 please.

[Angry Young Man]

Self-assessments are remarkably unreliable.
What we could do is tell people what a poster who you have seen looks like. So Insert Name Here's quite bonny, Scarletghoul is a munter with a wrong nose, Palachinov is quite fit apart from all the piercings (seriously, dollface, they make you look like a Giger sculpture) and Holden Caulfield is an angel.

Btw, it's supposed to be out of 10

[Steve_j]

I have a face only a mother could love, cant post a pic as it is against board policy ;)

[Muzk]

I have a face only a mother could love, cant post a pic as it is against board policy ;)


Erect penis?

[NecroCommie]

I have a face only a mother could love, cant post a pic as it is against board policy ;)
Well I'd say you're a dick head...

[Muzk]

Well I'd say you're a dick head...

Don't discriminate him!

[☭World Views]

Okay imagine this picture, but instead of white skin imagine dark olive skin, and dark brown eyes, and a thick semi-unibrow.

http://www.teampixie.co.uk/imagprod/R50822.jpg

[spiltteeth]

Really, it should be who do OTHER people say you look like, be honest.

[Misanthrope]

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/hotcommie.jpg
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/hottcomiee.jpg




National Bolshevism..? Or just a coincidence?

anywayyy I'm a hot mofo.

[Искра]

I'm 5.
If you want my picture go on stormfront :D

[Olerud]

a 4 maybe. I normally don't have much trouble with girls. :unsure:;):thumbup::(:D:cool::blushing::p

[NecroCommie]

a 4 maybe. I normally don't have much trouble with girls. :unsure:;):thumbup::(:D:cool::blushing::p

Now you do --->

:unsure:;):thumbup::(:D:cool::blushing::p

[Olerud]

Girls love that kind of thing... i hope.

[ls]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfdTUGMMi_c

[Incendiarism]

I'm a 2. If you asked me when I was 18 I would have said 5 because I used to be pretty hot.