little things you'd like to see abolished

[Black Sheep]

in a socialist society.
I, for one:

-suits and in general appearace status quos,
especially in diplomats,foreign executives (like, picture the ambassador of the US with a shiny formal suit, meeting the ambassador of the Socialist Federation of the Balkans with a 'fuck capitalism' t-shirt :D)

-namedays and birthdays
because, fuck!

-marriage!
for polygamy and marxist reasons

-savoir vivre or how the heck it's spelled
if i want to eat my food like a primate then i will

-make up and jewelery
because women (and men) are beautiful without 2kg of powder on their face and shiny things hanging from their ears.
(not piercing though)

[Jazzratt]

I own a suit and sometimes wear jewelery (I've been known to don makeup in the past but to be frank I cannot be arsed with it), I see no problem with these things at all. I agree with you on marriage and dining table etiquitte. I'm ambivelent to birthdays and I've no idea what the hell namedays are.

Personally I think we should torch all winebars and gastropubs. Aside from that most little things I dislike (fruitlessly looking for work, arbitrary constraints on my free time activities [lack of funds for example] and so on) will be abolished as a function of abolishing capitalism.

[Killfacer]

-make up and jewelery
because women (and men) are beautiful without 2kg of powder on their face and shiny things hanging from their ears.
(not piercing though)

That's just not true.

I'd like to abolish Floyd Mayweather Junior.

[spiltteeth]

I would abolish

1) Ryan Seacrest
2) Death
3) Numbers
4) Time
5) Asinine arrogant smirks that the rich and republicans seem to be constantly wearing.
6) Mud flaps with the outline of a nude woman. Although ones with the outline of a man sporting a huge erection would be permissible

[Il Medico]

If you try to abolish suits and make up I will have to send thee to a gulag in Serbia, for the good of the revolution of course.;)

[YSR]

I've said it a million times: car alarms.

[Il Medico]

I would like to abolish the people who commented on this youtube video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPr9g3EVz-o&feature=related

[Ultra-Violence]

Drinking age needs to go i should be able to by beer whenver the fuck i want!

[Eat the Rich]

I hope all hipsters, hippies and emos get abolished, preferably in a fire:lol:

[Rusty Shackleford]

Nations

[Pirate Utopian]

What's wrong with birthdays?

[NecroCommie]

What's wrong with birthdays?
"Congratulations!"
"For what?"
"You have not died during the last year, and for that I want to reward you with a present!"
"Fuck yeah, it was so damn difficult to survive" :rolleyes: "It is a practical miracle that I have achieved this milestone for twenty years in a row.."

Personally I would purge all superficial people who think too much about what other people think about them. Those folks need to stop rubbing their low self-esteem in my face. :cursing:

[RedRise]

School uniforms. Whose idea was it to make kids look like they're in some army?:closedeyes:
I also second car alarms.


"Congratulations!"
"For what?"
"You have not died during the last year, and for that I want to reward you with a present!"
"Fuck yeah, it was so damn difficult to survive" http://www.revleft.com/vb/../revleft/smilies/001_rolleyes.gif "It is a practical miracle that I have achieved this milestone for twenty years in a row.."

One does not necessarily have to recieve presents on one's birthday but it is nice to have day of the year on which you may celebrate your life so far. Along that theory, dickheads and snooty rich girls should not be allowed to have a birthday party.:cool:


I hope all hipsters, hippies and emos get abolished, preferably in a firehttp://www.revleft.com/vb/../revleft/smilies2/laugh.gif

And what have you got against those people? I'm sure there are load who say 'all commies should be abolished'. Also, the aforementioned catagories often include leftists.

[Il Medico]

"Congratulations!"
"For what?"
"You have not died during the last year, and for that I want to reward you with a present!"
"Fuck yeah, it was so damn difficult to survive" :rolleyes: "It is a practical miracle that I have achieved this milestone for twenty years in a row.."

Personally I would purge all superficial people who think too much about what other people think about them. Those folks need to stop rubbing their low self-esteem in my face. :cursing:
My usual birthday greeting (and I make no exceptions, not even my best friends six year old brother) is "Congratulations, your one year closer to dying":D

[Killfacer]

Birthdays are great. Only joyless commies dislike birthdays.

[Bilan]

I've said it a million times: car alarms.

Fucking straight up. I hate those bloody things.

I would support abolishing the creation of "flip flops"/"Thongs"/"sandals" for being disgusting, as well as "crocs".
Basically just shit footwear.

[Bilan]

Birthdays are fine. More than anything, you use them to show appreciation for your friend (or whoevers birthday it is). It's silly, yeah, but so what?

[BobKKKindle$]

Che Guevara T-shirts.

[Dr Mindbender]

in a socialist society.
I, for one:

-suits and in general appearace status quos,
especially in diplomats,foreign executives (like, picture the ambassador of the US with a shiny formal suit, meeting the ambassador of the Socialist Federation of the Balkans with a 'fuck capitalism' t-shirt :D)


People like to wear suits so let them.



-namedays and birthdays
because, fuck!
Fail. Birthday presents ftw.


-marriage!
for polygamy and marxist reasons
No, just no.


-savoir vivre or how the heck it's spelled
if i want to eat my food like a primate then i will
Eh, whatever.


-make up and jewelery
because women (and men) are beautiful without 2kg of powder on their face and shiny things hanging from their ears.
(not piercing though)
Yes, why not ban clothes altogether. Peoples bodies are beautiful enough without shards of cloth, cotton and polyester attached to them.

[Pirate Utopian]

"Congratulations!"
"For what?"
"You have not died during the last year, and for that I want to reward you with a present!"
"Fuck yeah, it was so damn difficult to survive" :rolleyes: "It is a practical miracle that I have achieved this milestone for twenty years in a row.."

Personally I would purge all superficial people who think too much about what other people think about them. Those folks need to stop rubbing their low self-esteem in my face. :cursing:
Oh cheer up. Getting gifts is always nice.

[NecroCommie]

No it's not if it is for no reason. I want to earn my gifts damn it!

[Bilan]

Then get a job, hippy.

[Eat the Rich]

And what have you got against those people? I'm sure there are load who say 'all commies should be abolished'. Also, the aforementioned catagories often include leftists.

I don't care. They should all die.

[☭World Views]

Monetary system and wages

[Black_Flag]

Capitalism

I am Captain Obvious :thumbup:

[Bright Banana Beard]

I would like to see car technology reformed and become usable for everyone that even stealing wouldn't exist if you took the car.

[Jazzratt]

Capitalism

I am Captain Obvious :thumbup:

The thread title specifies little things though. Capitalism is kind of a big deal. :lol:

[Rusty Shackleford]

The thread title specifies little things though. Capitalism is kind of a big deal. :lol:
well if you think of the nature of it, capitalism requires little sense of humanitarianism and general welfare to be achieved.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Your nob.

[Black_Flag]

The thread title specifies little things though. Capitalism is kind of a big deal. :lol:

Ah shite, ye got me there.

Well, even thought i know it would be impossible, if i could i'd get rid of wasps, the reactionary bastards of the insect world!

That small enough for ya? :D

[☭World Views]

How about banning the monopoly that the capitalist oligarchs have over the mass media that they use to indoctrinate and brainwash people with?

[Killfacer]

how about banning the monopoly that the capitalist oligarchs have over the mass media that they use to indoctrinate and brainwash people with?

little

[Pirate Utopian]

Canned cheese.

[☭World Views]

Let's see then...so far, we have concluded that these are not little:

Capitalism, the monetary system, the wage system, the monopoly of corporate oligarchs over the media.

I would like to OBLITERATE "Christopher Columbus Day" and re-name it something else, along the lines of "Indigenous Rememberance Day" to remember all of the victims.

On that day, all of the schoolchildren from all over the world should get a lesson on why colonialism, imperialism, and neo-colonialism are bad things and what can be done to fight imperialism today.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

The odd looks I get when I'm buying/searching for female clothes in my sizes.

[NecroCommie]

Then get a job, hippy.
Very funny, wage is not a gift if you did not notice. Why the fuck is everyone patronixing me for not liking birthdays?

[Jazzratt]

Very funny, wage is not a gift if you did not notice. Why the fuck is everyone patronixing me for not liking birthdays?

Because it's like saying you don't like love and smiles and unicorns. It's fucking weird.

[red cat]

Pathogens :lol:

[mannetje]

birthdays suck! i don't care how old i am as long if i feel young it"s good.

[Luís Henrique]

Very funny, wage is not a gift if you did not notice.
By definition, you don't earn gifts.


Why the fuck is everyone patronixing me for not liking birthdays?

Because "everyone" likes them?

Luís Henrique

[NecroCommie]

Because it's like saying you don't like love and smiles and unicorns. It's fucking weird.
I like unicorns :thumbup:. One of my daily jewelries is a unicorn pendant. Honestly, I dislike birthdays because I don't like other people calculating my age. Sometimes I feel younger than I am, sometimes older. Everything cannot be accurately calculated.

[NecroCommie]

By definition, you don't earn gifts.

Well there you go then! :)

[TheoreticalShovenist]

Abolish Yuppy Scum! :D

[Pogue]

turnstiles on train station toilets

[Dóchas]

advertising

[GracchusBabeuf]

Liberals

[spiltteeth]

Sham-wow. It's just not that exciting, more like sham-eh

And zebra's. I hate those motherfuckers, like the burgious of horses.

[Jazzratt]

I like unicorns :thumbup:. One of my daily jewelries is a unicorn pendant. Honestly, I dislike birthdays because I don't like other people calculating my age. Sometimes I feel younger than I am, sometimes older. Everything cannot be accurately calculated.

It doesn't really matter how old you feel though, that's completely irrelevant because age is not a measure of feeling but of time spent alive and out of the womb. For similar reasons when we discover ancient bones and shit we tend to get their ages by measuring the decay of radioactive isotopes to get a rough idea of how long they've been about rather than asking them how old they feel.

[Bilan]

Very funny, wage is not a gift if you did not notice.

You said you wanted to earn it. Well, get out there and earn it.
I'm just stirring you up. :blushing:



Why the fuck is everyone patronixing me for not liking birthdays?

cuz u r bourgeois.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Headaches and hot weather

[Abc]

old people who drive REALLY slow.....

[RedRise]

lollies and chocolate at the checkouts in shops JUST TEMPTING YOU TO GET FAT


And zebra's. I hate those motherfuckers, like the burgious of horses.
:confused::confused::confused:

[NecroCommie]

Early mornings... Wait! Just mornings would be nice.

[Raúl Duke]

stupid TV shows and all (or almost all; please get rid of all the annoying ones or anyone which states a price at the end) TV ads.

[Redmau5]

For similar reasons when we discover ancient bones and shit we tend to get their ages by measuring the decay of radioactive isotopes to get a rough idea of how long they've been about rather than asking them how old they feel.

:lol:

[mannetje]

paying too fat bills for health care. it should be free everywhere.

[☭World Views]

The painfully stupid USA sitcoms.

I would rather watch Cuban cartoons any day!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V8q5OrfagE

[Killfacer]

2 and a half men.

[spiltteeth]

Alarm clocks and replace normal bosses with exploding bosses

[Bandito]

New car designs.
Why do they make them so ugly today?

Isn't this:

http://www.laurin.at/images/impressionen/oldtimer_biker/oldtimer_biker_1_big.jpg

better looking than this:

http://thebreakthrough.org/blog/standard1.jpg

???

[Killfacer]

But your comparing a nice old car with a shit new car.

http://fancytuning.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/bugatti-veyron-sang-noir.jpg

[Il Medico]

New car designs.
Why do they make them so ugly today?

Isn't this:

http://www.laurin.at/images/impressionen/oldtimer_biker/oldtimer_biker_1_big.jpg

better looking than this:

http://thebreakthrough.org/blog/standard1.jpg

???
Indeed.

[Il Medico]

But your comparing a nice old car with a shit new car.


which looks better Killfacer?
This:
http://www.design-cars.com/images/stories/CarDesign/vw_beetle.jpg
Or This:
http://autopilipinas.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/003__scaled_600_072.jpg

[Killfacer]

Once again your comparing a design classic with a crappy less well designed version.

[Il Medico]

Once again your comparing a design classic with a crappy less well designed version.
It's the same car in nearly the same color. The reason why it looks worse is because in general new car designs suck. Which was his point.

[Killfacer]

It's the same car in nearly the same color. The reason why it looks worse is because in general new car designs suck. Which was his point.

New car design doesn't suck, that's ridiculous. Just because the new beatle or the new mini isn't as nice as it's predessecor, that does not mean all modern car design sucks.

[brigadista]

new cars are designer by computer - hence the abominations littering our roads.. im with the doctor on this- hey doctor cant you use your sonic screwdriver or something?

[Pirate Utopian]

Bloody car conservatists.

[brigadista]

Bloody car conservatists.


nah its called taste - lol- and also to do with how they drive

[Killfacer]

nah its called taste - lol- and also to do with how they drive

Bullshit, old cars without power steering are a fucking nightmare to handle.

Don't get me wrong, i do like old cars (particularly Jags and Pontiacs) but that doesn't mean new car designs aren't good.

[Killfacer]

http://www.sportscarcup.com/cars/lamborghini-concept-s.jpg

This says FUCK YOU!

[brigadista]

Bullshit, old cars without power steering are a fucking nightmare to handle.

Don't get me wrong, i do like old cars (particularly Jags and Pontiacs) but that doesn't mean new car designs aren't good.


if you need power steering then you cant drive lol

[Killfacer]

if you need power steering then you cant drive lol

:rolleyes:

[Il Medico]

Well I'm safe. I drive this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N77GAsv8X-Q


hey doctor cant you use your sonic screwdriver or something?
I can unlock your door, or kill the engine, but otherwise ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQkFNVhppXo

[Bandito]

OK, but this:

http://www.oldtimer-hochzeit-berlin.de/oldtimer-hochzeit-berlin-brandenburg/oldtimer-hochzeit-in-berlin-brandenburg.jpg

still looks better, even than this(hope this is not a shite car for you ;) ):

http://www.carforums.net/reviews/makes/pictures/Ferrari10.jpg

Looks like a batman car designed for childish rich people with small dicks.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Looks like a batman car designed for childish rich people with small dicks.

Oh, come off it. Strangely enough you can in fact enjoy the performance as well as the looks of, however odd it may seem, a car designed with performance in mind.

Beauty is only skin deep. What's under the bonnet counts as well. :cool:

[RedRise]

Seriously, how did this get to be an argument over wether a nice old car is better than a crappy new car or a nice new car is better then a crap old car?:confused::lol::rolleyes:

[#FF0000]

I want to abolish the Southern United States, because of the shitty southern rock/country influence I hear in shitty music nowadays.

[Jazzratt]

I want to abolish the Southern United States, because of the shitty southern rock/country influence I hear in shitty music nowadays.

I want to abolish you for this post.

[Killfacer]

OK, but this:

http://www.oldtimer-hochzeit-berlin.de/oldtimer-hochzeit-berlin-brandenburg/oldtimer-hochzeit-in-berlin-brandenburg.jpg

still looks better, even than this(hope this is not a shite car for you ;) ):

http://www.carforums.net/reviews/makes/pictures/Ferrari10.jpg

Looks like a batman car designed for childish rich people with small dicks.

I think the one on the bottom is nicer. Although i prefer this:

http://www.hotrodscustomstuff.com/Cars/GTO-1970/GTO-1970-13.jpg

and this

http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-jkl/Jaguar-E-Type-Series-3-Last-of-Line.jpg

[Schrödinger's Cat]

This thread.

[Angry Young Man]

Michael McIntyre, Coldplay, Radio 2 and dachsunds

[Pirate Utopian]

American Dad.

[the last donut of the night]

Shouldn't we abolish this thread and actually go out on the streets to help out the working class?

....

NAHHH. classss struggllleee isss likkeee forrr loserrrss

[☭World Views]

The laws of gravity

[RedRise]

American Dad.

American Dad is a perfect illustration of all the ridiculous aspects of the utterly paranoid american upper-middle class! (admittedly among some other things:rolleyes:) and it's actually funny.


Shouldn't we abolish this thread and actually go out on the streets to help out the working class?

Doing that you would want to abolish the whole of RevLeft.

[Pogue]

awkward social situations

[9]

The following music genres: punk, emo, screamo, metal, grunge, any variant of any of them, etc.
Also: Henry Waxman's nostrils, Green Apostle, hot weather, pumpkins, my supervisor, myspace, David Icke, the strange noises emanating from the Boeing Plant in the middle of the night, mosquitoes, bad sex, Red 40, people who drink martinis, Zionism, all video record of Bob Dylan's live performances after 1990, gefilte fish that comes in a jar, insomnia, dudebros, Baltimore accents, arthritis, two-dollar bills, sexist 'leftists', knuckle-cracking, the smell of vinegar.

[Ovi]

Fashion. I hate it.

[Il Medico]

Fashion. I hate it.
I hate you.

[Angry Young Man]

Baltimore accents

Awwww shiiiiiiiiiat

[Pirate Utopian]

Shouldn't we abolish this thread and actually go out on the streets to help out the working class?

....

NAHHH. classss struggllleee isss likkeee forrr loserrrss
Abolish Red Manatee.

[9]

Originally Posted by Apikoros http://www.revleft.com/vb/revleft/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.revleft.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1556115#post1556115)
Baltimore accents

Awwww shiiiiiiiiiat

I'm thirsty, hon, could you go deown to the oocean and get me a gleeass of wooder?

[the last donut of the night]

Abolish Red Manatee.

I just wanted a communist society. Just that. And I was pretty nice about it too...:crying:

[Pirate Utopian]

Whatever, homophobe. :ninja:

[the last donut of the night]

whatever, homophobe. :ninja:

ohhh shiiaaaat

[Rusty Shackleford]

Ninjas

[☭World Views]

Penguins

[Outinleftfield]

Clothes:laugh:

[Bilan]

I hate you.

I'm with you.

[spiltteeth]

republicans
And those talking flowers that are always telling me to kill my parents, its like, OK guys, I'm gonna do it, lay off!