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Pavlov's House Party
14th September 2009, 00:34
This thread is for discussing food that makes you sweat and feel like your fucking mouth is on fire and shit. All posts must be in bold because its fucking extreme like spicy food.

Two days ago i had hot wings that were so fucking hot i had involuntary muscle spazms and shit and kept dropping the hot wings on my pants. It was fucking extreme.

Jazzratt
14th September 2009, 01:03
YOU'RE A REAL MAN! LOLZ.

I hope that's the actualisation you were looking for.

ÑóẊîöʼn
14th September 2009, 01:05
I like spicy food, but sometimes my lower intestine doesn't.

Jazzratt
14th September 2009, 01:09
I like spicy food, but sometimes my lower intestine doesn't.

I here you there. Spicy food is like drinking, I like it at the time but some of the consequences (like the ring of fire) make me wonder why I bother.

Pavlov's House Party
14th September 2009, 01:41
I here you there. Spicy food is like drinking, I like it at the time but some of the consequences (like the ring of fire) make me wonder why I bother.

I will only regret my love of spicy food when I no longer have a stomach lining.

brigadista
14th September 2009, 01:44
your description is not spicy food -its bad food -spicy food should not
"makes you sweat and feel like your fucking mouth is on fire and shit"

the last donut of the night
14th September 2009, 02:01
Yesterday, I had a curry so hot its name was Meghan Fox.

Black Sheep
14th September 2009, 02:05
I 've never had spicy food (ban)

Jazzratt
14th September 2009, 02:11
your description is not spicy food -its bad food -spicy food should not
"makes you sweat and feel like your fucking mouth is on fire and shit"

I think he's mainly trying to play up how hardcore he is. Either as a result of a misaprehension that we give a fuck or thanks to some sort of ironic dig at macho culture.

I mean seriously, this:

Two days ago i had hot wings that were so fucking hot i had involuntary muscle spazms and shit and kept dropping the hot wings on my pants. It was fucking extreme.

Reeks so much of "look how hardcore I am" that it was either written by some lonely teenager who wishes to impress the internet with pathetic, and clearly false, tales of how hard he is or someone seeking to parody exactly that kind of person. I hope, for the sake of my sanity, that it is the latter.

Killfacer
14th September 2009, 02:42
I ate something so hardcore and spicy that i shat out fireballs.

Il Medico
14th September 2009, 03:19
i went to taco bell. Put the "fire" sauce on my taco. Why you ask? Because i'm a man damn it!!!!! Grrrraaaaaaaaaawwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr!

GracchusBabeuf
14th September 2009, 03:39
I sometimes like spicy food. I strictly stay off fucking food though. :closedeyes:

Chapter 24
14th September 2009, 03:54
I like spicy food, but flavor is essential. I eat food because I enjoy it, not as a contest.

TheCultofAbeLincoln
14th September 2009, 05:30
No bullshit, I had some wings last week that I had to sign a waiver for before the bar would serve them too me.

Bad fucking idea.

Eat the Rich
14th September 2009, 07:18
When I'm out of spicy food I just pour peper in my mouth because I can take it.

Pirate Utopian
14th September 2009, 07:31
I ate a fucking tobasco bottle. Full tobasco bottle, I even ate the fucking glass! I AM EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God I feel so totally manly right now, who wants to fight ME?!

RHIZOMES
14th September 2009, 08:24
Ahahahahahahah this thread 5/5.

Mujer Libre
14th September 2009, 11:57
i went to taco bell. Put the "fire" sauce on my taco. Why you ask? Because i'm a man damn it!!!!! Grrrraaaaaaaaaawwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr!
I imagined David Tennant doing this, and I lol'd. :)

Unfortunately my mother has a tendency to forget that not everyone likes their curry as hot as she does- which results in much pain on my part...

That said, I do love the spicy food.

Pavlov's House Party
14th September 2009, 13:24
Reeks so much of "look how hardcore I am" that it was either written by some lonely teenager who wishes to impress the internet with pathetic, and clearly false, tales of how hard he is or someone seeking to parody exactly that kind of person. I hope, for the sake of my sanity, that it is the latter.

Sorry it took me so long to reply, I was away shredding chords while snowboarding down an active volcano *heavy metal guitar chords start playing*

Dr Mindbender
14th September 2009, 13:29
i bet none of you have had a phall (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phall). I havent. :( Vindaloo pretty much represents the upper limit of my chilli tolerance.

Jazzratt
14th September 2009, 13:57
i bet none of you have had a phall (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phall). I havent. :( Vindaloo pretty much represents the upper limit of my chilli tolerance.

Ooh. If I get the oppurtunity to I must try that.

Dr Mindbender
14th September 2009, 13:58
Ooh. If I get the oppurtunity to I must try that.

remember to post pics. :D

My local takeaway serves it actually but i bottle out every time.

Jazzratt
14th September 2009, 14:04
SHame I can't show my face in the pics so you won;t get the look of horror/pain as I take my first bite. :lol:

Dr Mindbender
14th September 2009, 14:07
SHame I can't show my face in the pics so you won;t get the look of horror/pain as I take my first bite. :lol:

msn? :D

Comrade B
16th September 2009, 05:16
Fucking love spicy food, especially Thai

LOLseph Stalin
16th September 2009, 05:24
I fucking love spicy food. I could live off that stuff. People would and do think i'm insane though.

jake williams
16th September 2009, 18:06
I like hot food.

mannetje
16th September 2009, 18:29
I'm a bit addicted to madame jeanette peppers (very over the top fucking hot surinam peppers) I make my own hot sauce from it. and it really adds something extra to my food. a small kind of rush. but only pooping can be very painfull.:rolleyes:

LOLseph Stalin
17th September 2009, 06:08
There was this festival I was at that had hot sauce. It was so hot they wouldn't let you eat it unless you signed a waiver. I ate it and loved it although I ate it too fast, causing my mouth to go on fire.