Jar jar binks

[Eat the Rich]

I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer.

Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing holding a candle. Jack (the boss) and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assau-

[spiltteeth]

I don't know if you can sue, but coming to rev-left for legal advice in the chit-chat section is probably the smartest thing you can do.

[Bilan]

You kind of had it coming. :lol:

[willdw79]

I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer.

Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing holding a candle. Jack (the boss) and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assau-
Damn, that creative writing class is really paying off!

[ZeroNowhere]

The sad thing about the prequels is that Jar Jar was the least annoying character.

[9]

I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_w5HGl-K375w/RcocLYvQHNI/AAAAAAAAAEo/c6uy3SYmpeM/s320/oy_vey.jpg

[gorillafuck]

That was an amusing tale.

[Killfacer]

That was vaguely amusing. I congratulate you.

[Eat the Rich]

Im surpised that no one got the hidden message of the text, what idi-

[Pirate Utopian]

Your hidden message is that you typed "assau-" instead of "assault"

[Eat the Rich]

Close :laugh:

[Rusty Shackleford]

you were being arrested at the time of typing? but managed to post it?

[Pirate Utopian]

But then why would post a "-" after writing "assau" and have time to click post reply?

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Because I cant find the real thing...

[Axel1917]

You should try that in a gun shop sometime. I would, but I don't have such a suit.

[Rusty Shackleford]

hmm, valid point.

[Dimentio]

I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer.

Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing holding a candle. Jack (the boss) and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assau-

What a luck you weren't apprehended by a guard. But I think that sounds like a wonderful story. I'll hope its true XD

[Pogue]

I highly doubt you ever did this. I bet on the day you claimed to have done this you ate Cheetos on your sofa and watched Star Trek.

[Dimentio]

Pics or it didn't happen! ;)

[KrazyRabidSheep]

I don't believe any of this happened, but as a serious answer to your question,

Can I sue for harassment or possibly assau-, in our current legal system, you can sue anybody, anytime, for anything.

Literally.

To "sue" is the act of filing a lawsuit before a court of law.

Something as B.S. as this wouldn't win in court, probably wouldn't even make it to court, and you would even have one hell of a time finding a legal representative to take the case.

However, you could still sue.

[Eat the Rich]

Its a true story bro

eDIT: fUCK i CAN'T ALL CAPS?

[GPDP]

You grabbed a candle Jack didn't want you to grab?

That IS an amusing sto

[Pavlov's House Party]

You tried to grab the candle? Jack is such a dic-

[New Tet]

Its a true story bro

eDIT: fUCK i CAN'T ALL CAPS?

I saw it the moment you said that thing about wearing a Jar Jar outfit.

I myself like to wear an Ewok suit around the house. I used to go out into my yard with it on until my crazy, old alcoholic neighbor, Mr. Frank, took at shot at me with a .22 revolver he seems to keep around the trailer. I was so scared I almost shit my jockeys. Like a scene in fast forward of Return of the Jedi, I ran up the three steps into my own trailer and took cover.

After like, three minutes of indecision, where I heard no more shots, I sensed a commotion coming from my asshole neighbor's house. It was the voice of his sister, Mera, or something like that. She started coming around to see him almost every other day after his wife died. I only found out about her dying when he came back from her funeral in the middle of a bar-b-que I was having at my lot.

It was embarrassing, man. Really. Here I am, without a shirt, drunk as hell and cooking stakes for myself and the old lady when this old drunk I've tried to ignore for five-and-a-half years walks over, interrupts a good argument about college football I was having with the portable TV to ask me if would you like to come meet his sister!!! WTF, right?

Thank God for wifes! My old lady came out of the trailer really quick, took him by the arm like real buddy, buddy and walked away with him to meet his haggy old sister. My wife was sort of friendly with his wife and got mad at me when I decided to "cook out" that Saturday afternoon...

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Oh for fuck's sake not this Candlejack shit agai

[Primus_Raven]

I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer.

Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing holding a candle. Jack (the boss) and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assau-


I see what you did there.....

[Pavlov's House Party]

Oh for fuck's sake not this Candlejack shit agai

Who the fuck is candleja

[Pirate Utopian]

I completely missed what he did there.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Who the fuck is candleja

You know, Candlejack, that sly fu

[9]

Twenty dollars says Eat the Rich is actually Joe Rogan.

[TheCultofAbeLincoln]

Yo eat the rich.

You're writings not bad. But if this is a true story and you walk around in a jar jar binks suit give me your address.

I'll send ya a bottle of jack and a 45.

It's time.

[Durruti's Ghost]

What the fu

[Jazzratt]

Fuck

[RedRise]

nice story:lol: but what's with everybody leaving the ends off words?:confused:

[Eat the Rich]

nice storyhttp://www.revleft.com/vb/../revleft/smilies2/laugh.gif but what's with everybody leaving the ends off words?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkGVhmw7x9Q
Because if you dare utter candlejack's name he will come and take you awa-http://www.revleft.com/vb/../revleft/smilies/confused1.gif

[Pirate Utopian]

That's kinda stolen from Beetlejuice or Candyman isnt it?

[mannetje]

i like to go streak with some friends that"s a very uplifting thing to do.
it makes me happy. we do it across highways and i did it once on a sunday at the church.