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kharacter
6th September 2009, 16:41
This is a bit of a game. The first poster writes a line or two of the story, and the next one responds to these lines with a few continuation lines of their own, and so on and so forth.

Here then:

"It all started with a buttercrumble trampoline..."
NecroCommie
6th September 2009, 17:33
...Claiming the existence of it's imaginary friend, who...
kharacter
6th September 2009, 18:12
...rectified the deprived-in-riches pistachio man that, with much resolve, had visited the Alastorian shopping district in the wake of...
GracchusBabeuf
6th September 2009, 18:25
his imaginary friend who jumped in joy upon it, but jumped too high and went to Mars, where...
Raúl Duke
6th September 2009, 19:43
...he came upon...
LeninBalls
6th September 2009, 20:36
... a dying green duck by the name of Juan who asked for a peppered loaf of cheese in his final hours
spiltteeth
6th September 2009, 21:00
when behold from out a golden sky came the finger tip of Mao spotted with a thousand eyes and a mouth for a finger nail that commanded
NecroCommie
6th September 2009, 21:10
Every present being to stop the racism in the world, except towards eskimos, for whom it had cunning plans of...
frozencompass
6th September 2009, 21:36
...unleashing freakin' Stalin to purge them all and...
GracchusBabeuf
6th September 2009, 22:11
then suddenly Stalin removed his pants to reveal his...
Panda Tse Tung
6th September 2009, 22:45
...giant massive, amazingly large red book. Mao wasn't pleased because...
Pirate Utopian
6th September 2009, 23:08
he has a small penis with a fungus growing on it.
He took it to a doctor and he said...
Killfacer
7th September 2009, 01:35
i feel like a pair of curtains
Raúl Duke
7th September 2009, 16:35
...the doctor then replied...
Killfacer
7th September 2009, 16:45
then pull yourself together :glare:
Pirate Utopian
7th September 2009, 17:09
For this cheesy joke Mao punched the doctor in the...
GracchusBabeuf
7th September 2009, 17:20
...stomach, just then the doctor's self defense mechanism kicked in and tentacles started to attack Mao in his...
Killfacer
7th September 2009, 17:36
face. So mao decided to ask the doctor about another one of his symptoms. He said "Doctor Doctor...
Pogue
7th September 2009, 18:02
I feel like a pair of curtains.' 'Pull yourself together man', the doctor said, before...
Killfacer
7th September 2009, 19:37
Mao realised he had repeated the first symptom so he went onto his next one. "Doctor Doctor" he said...
NecroCommie
7th September 2009, 20:00
... "You are just a vessel for my eventual world domination you serf! Dance puppet, dance!", after which Mao...
Raúl Duke
7th September 2009, 21:03
...looked into his pockets, only to find a...
Pirate Utopian
8th September 2009, 06:59
a little red book and some gum.
Comrade B
8th September 2009, 07:51
Twenty five years later...
Pirate Utopian
8th September 2009, 14:33
A disco formation named Kool & The Gang went...
GracchusBabeuf
8th September 2009, 18:48
to the disco and suddenly they asked "Is this the Bible? Why have we skipped 25 years??" and Robert "Kool" Bell started to sing:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_2m-4e4tyA
And then...
Pirate Utopian
8th September 2009, 21:05
The doctor ran into the disco followed by Mao and his angry mob of....
spiltteeth
8th September 2009, 21:59
bleeding fetus's who yelled "let's do the aborted hustle!" doo doo doooo do dot dooot doot doo doo doot da doo da doot da doot when suddenly...
Pirate Utopian
8th September 2009, 22:30
the main rivals of Kool & The Gang busted in, it were none other than...
spiltteeth
8th September 2009, 23:18
Rod Stewart and the unfunky bunch - Dolly Parton, Abba, and Donny Osmond who grabbed a dancing fetus and gobbled it up while Dolly ripped off her shirt and...
redmarxist90
9th September 2009, 00:10
her giant....
GracchusBabeuf
9th September 2009, 01:17
....which she had imprisoned in a cage, came out of its cage stood on top of her and...
Pirate Utopian
9th September 2009, 14:18
started doing the hokey pokey.
Kool & The Gang responded to this severe unfunkiness by...
Killfacer
9th September 2009, 14:38
started doing the hokey pokey.
Kool & The Gang responded to this severe unfunkiness by...

Getting on the soul train
spiltteeth
9th September 2009, 14:45
and pulling into the copulation station where ...
Pirate Utopian
9th September 2009, 18:26
Rick James, Parliament-Funkadelic, Sly Stone and James Brown hopped on the train.
The unfunky bunch in retaliation went on the devoid-of-funk train and picked up...
spiltteeth
9th September 2009, 20:00
crabs from a disheveled boozy Nick Nolte whose pubis was overrun with tiny crabs with the face of ...
GracchusBabeuf
10th September 2009, 00:42
...Lenin, just as Stalin was seen exiting a brothel, when a light came from heaven saying...
Killfacer
10th September 2009, 01:22
Freak out!
Il Medico
10th September 2009, 03:52
Upon which Stalin immediately burst into dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU67r0-QgZs


Leading the USSR in the Hustle against the....
Pirate Utopian
10th September 2009, 13:18
unfunky US and it's ringleader...
Killfacer
11th September 2009, 14:03
Jheezuz Christ who
Pirate Utopian
11th September 2009, 14:45
ate uncoolness for breakfast.
He stood up and...
spiltteeth
11th September 2009, 17:57
pissed a rainbow of love and severed cherub heads that sang...
Panda Tse Tung
11th September 2009, 18:29
FREEEEEEEEEE NELSON MANDELA!
Because...
Killfacer
11th September 2009, 19:10
Nelson mandela was being eaten by a giant maggot named Belleroth, relative of Belle the earthworm who incidently...
Pirate Utopian
11th September 2009, 19:38
was drinking a beer with Mothra in...
spiltteeth
11th September 2009, 20:38
the dark uterus of hillary clinton whose eyes popped out of her head and
Il Medico
11th September 2009, 20:57
ran for president but lost to the Escargot/Frog legs ticket.
Panda Tse Tung
15th September 2009, 15:48
Which was a shame, cause he had some good positions.
mannetje
15th September 2009, 16:05
but he blew himself up by lighting his own fart and that was....
Raúl Duke
15th September 2009, 16:47
...only the beginning of what was to come when Nelson Mandela...
Killfacer
15th September 2009, 17:05
ate a giant
mannetje
15th September 2009, 17:14
and decidec to go on a road trip with only one dollar in his pocket. and he wants to strand in...
spiltteeth
15th September 2009, 20:49
large hollow cranium of Bush where he met a bloody talking piano and
Killfacer
15th September 2009, 21:06
Bruce lee. They played the piano together and
Pirate Utopian
15th September 2009, 21:17
turned that piano into 2 choppers...
Killfacer
15th September 2009, 21:26
then they rode out on the highway, looking for adventure until and big truck called dead reckoning picked them up
Eat the Rich
15th September 2009, 21:43
C-C-COMBO BrEAKER!
Pirate Utopian
15th September 2009, 21:43
which had that guy from that crappy show the Mentalist and some other guy who's named Cholo inside.
They said...
Eat the Rich
15th September 2009, 21:48
.."C-C-COMBO BREaKER!"...
Pirate Utopian
15th September 2009, 21:53
Bruce Lee kicked them in the face for waisting their time.
Stepping outside of Dead Reckoning he was attacked by a...
Eat the Rich
15th September 2009, 21:54
bunch of roflcopters...
Killfacer
15th September 2009, 22:00
which is what everyone in the future calls zombies...
Eat the Rich
15th September 2009, 22:04
..except that they are still roflcopters, because in this story we are using the terminology of the present. Bruce Lee accidentally the whole story when suddenly a roflcopter attacks Bruce Lee, it killed him and he died. END OF STORY
Il Medico
15th September 2009, 22:29
But not so because Jackie Chan and Rufus from Dogma show up and save Bruce Lee.
Pirate Utopian
15th September 2009, 22:57
From zombie apocalypse!!

Meanwhile several kilometers up north zombies are eating...
Killfacer
15th September 2009, 23:00
Quislings, which are
Pirate Utopian
15th September 2009, 23:12
people that have broken down by the zombie apocalypse and started acting like zombies, despite the fact they are not and therefore are still attacked by them.
Being bitten by a Quisling or for short a Q doesnt infect you, but people can think they are.

Ash Williams knew it was time for...
Killfacer
15th September 2009, 23:14
a good quote so he said " Hey, nice face! Let me fix it for you!" to which nelson mandela replied
Eat the Rich
15th September 2009, 23:21
.." o rly?"...
Il Medico
15th September 2009, 23:42
Then suddenly the Zombies are joined by the Dalek Humans
Pirate Utopian
16th September 2009, 00:27
only zombies eat all living creatures and therefore they also attacked the daleks.
Il Medico
16th September 2009, 04:54
But the Daleks had lasers and made short work of the zombies. And when the human race thought itself doomed....
Killfacer
16th September 2009, 13:40
But the Daleks had lasers and made short work of the zombies. And when the human race thought itself doomed....

They remembered that the small part of humanity in the human daleks meant that they did not want to wipe out the humans.
Pirate Utopian
16th September 2009, 15:35
And other people had no fucking clue what daleks were except that it's probably something from Dr. Who.
Raúl Duke
16th September 2009, 20:21
This realization didn't stop the people from...
mannetje
16th September 2009, 20:28
throwing poop at eachother...
NecroCommie
16th September 2009, 20:41
With fanatical commitment, so furious was the hail of shit, that the zombies were forced to...
Pirate Utopian
17th September 2009, 13:23
eat them anyway as zombies dont give a fuck, they never ever will even give the slightest fuck about anything but eating the living.

The humans then realised that they....
Raúl Duke
17th September 2009, 14:47
had no choice but to...
Pirate Utopian
17th September 2009, 14:51
go and...
Angry Young Man
17th September 2009, 16:12
pray. There was surprise from the assorted throng when they saw Jesus come down with Che Guevara. Jesus threw a zombie into a corner and got on all fours, and Che ran up, hopped Jesus and twatted the zombie.
mannetje
17th September 2009, 17:11
and after that they save the world, but....
GracchusBabeuf
17th September 2009, 18:14
Jesus was still on all fours, looking longingly at Che when Che noticed this and...
Killfacer
17th September 2009, 18:34
booted him in the face, sending him flying through a wall. Che's hair went blonde and spikey and he said "I AM A SUPER COMMIE" suddenly jesus
Pirate Utopian
17th September 2009, 19:58
ran away and Radical ran up to Che saying he wanted his autograph, to which Che...
Killfacer
17th September 2009, 20:15
said no, then he said he was going to raise an army of english commies and invade america.
Pirate Utopian
17th September 2009, 20:29
The Wolverines were ever so ready to combat the foul commie bastards, only unfortunately for them...
spiltteeth
17th September 2009, 20:46
an arrogant rapper appeared and said, "Yo Wolverines, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you combat the foul commie bastard, but uh....
Il Medico
17th September 2009, 20:56
I'm baking a cake so it will be about eighty years." Then the Zombies came and ate the wolverines and the rapper. Jesus looked at Che and said "I can't decide whether you should live or die...
LeninBalls
17th September 2009, 21:15
... so I made you a living cake, which will decide whether you should live or die."
Pirate Utopian
17th September 2009, 21:41
The cake opened it's mouth and...
Killfacer
17th September 2009, 21:46
out came a huge, inflatable
Il Medico
18th September 2009, 07:23
Orange elephant, who to complicate the situation took the rapper's cake and poisoned it. Now there was a cake of life and a cake of death. Che picked the.....
Pirate Utopian
18th September 2009, 13:23
"Monster Mash" on the jukebox.
He then picked the cake of...
Angry Young Man
18th September 2009, 17:17
Life, for Che is the resurrection and the light, and if you put your faith in Him, He will deliver you from capitalism. Becoming an ascended commie, which is just like a super commie except your burning aura is a little wider, he...
Il Medico
19th September 2009, 06:13
Life, for Che is the resurrection and the light, and if you put your faith in Him, He will deliver you from capitalism. Becoming an ascended commie, which is just like a super commie except your burning aura is a little wider, he...
Then got his ass kicked by a bunch of Romans. Radical cried deeply.
Pirate Utopian
19th September 2009, 11:30
Radical wanted to avenge Che, so he...
Il Medico
19th September 2009, 12:54
burned down the factory that makes Caesar Dressing.
Pirate Utopian
19th September 2009, 13:10
In the aftermath Radical started an urban guerrilla group called...
Il Medico
19th September 2009, 13:14
The Ranch Underground. Unfortunately, they weren't in Hidden Valley so....
Pirate Utopian
19th September 2009, 13:18
the police spotted all 3 of them and a shootout was inevitable.
Radical grabbed his best weapon...
spiltteeth
19th September 2009, 18:47
which was his ability to confuse people with absurd statements and yelled...
the last donut of the night
28th September 2009, 00:57
"frankly, i've always thought Mao was kinda hot."...
Rusty Shackleford
28th September 2009, 02:59
and the three police officers all...
Il Medico
28th September 2009, 06:23
Shot his buddies in the face.
Angry Young Man
28th September 2009, 06:25
All died except for Sonic the Hedgehog
Rusty Shackleford
28th September 2009, 07:14
who then pwned the shit out of robotnik by
Pirate Utopian
28th September 2009, 07:47
headbutting him off a cliff.
Il Medico
28th September 2009, 14:15
headbutting him off a cliff.
but he lived because he had his safety parachute on.
the last donut of the night
28th September 2009, 14:40
However, his parents weren't too happy when he...
Il Medico
28th September 2009, 14:46
Had hot gay sex with Pat Robertson.
Il Medico
28th September 2009, 14:47
Because they were homophobes named....
Pirate Utopian
28th September 2009, 16:38
RedManatee and RedManarama.
RedMantee...
LeninBalls
28th September 2009, 16:43
was confused and decided to become homosexual and proceeded to engage in homosexual activities. He then caught a wild duck, bit off it's head (thus killing it), went to this house, where mykittyhasaboner was waiting for them. mykittyhasaboner began to...
Rusty Shackleford
28th September 2009, 16:46
post on revleft about the awesome time him and Marx-leninstein(Marx and Lenin as one) were...
Pirate Utopian
28th September 2009, 17:32
snorting coke in studio 54.

Meanwhile....
spiltteeth
28th September 2009, 19:25
deep within the nasal cavity of Castro....
Il Medico
29th September 2009, 00:19
The T-shirt salesman Che Guevara was fighting a purple dragon and a fat cat.

http://che-mart.com/images/Che_banner_150.gif (http://che-mart.com/)
spiltteeth
29th September 2009, 23:09
then they all decided fighting was wrong, so they unfolded a giant engorged
Il Medico
29th September 2009, 23:44
Pencil. So they could write down in words how much they....
Pirate Utopian
29th September 2009, 23:48
loved pizza.

The purple dragon voiced his love like so:
Il Medico
30th September 2009, 00:07
"Pizza, oh how sweet art thee. When I hath gazed upon your beauty soft and gentle as the flow of basalt on Io. Woe is me to be a reptilian who longs for your sauce and cheese. But I can not have your crispy deliciousness on Monday, nor your deep dish goodness on Tuesday. For alas, like Jesus and God before me, I'm a myth."

To which Che continued....
GracchusBabeuf
30th September 2009, 00:12
Its time for a communist party!
http://420.thrashbarg.net/communist_party.gif

by the end of which everyone got so hammered that Che, the purple dragon and Stalin got together and...
Pirate Utopian
30th September 2009, 01:05
got a little frisky.

Stalin tickled the dragon's....
GracchusBabeuf
30th September 2009, 01:16
bulging and huge appendage commonly known as...

(BTW we should compile this into a story book :p)
Il Medico
30th September 2009, 01:35
The tail. To which the dragon replied....
spiltteeth
30th September 2009, 06:20
my tail has a boner! and Che, with angry lust burning in his eyes whipped out his
Il Medico
30th September 2009, 12:34
Xylophone and sung a song about how much he....
Pirate Utopian
30th September 2009, 14:05
hoped things would workout between Stalin and the dragon.

Stalin and the Dragon went to Stalin's bedroom to have sex, the sex was...
Il Medico
30th September 2009, 15:14
male. They were disappointed and aborted it. For Stalin always wanted a girl. But then....
Raúl Duke
30th September 2009, 19:43
...Lenin stepped inside and...
spiltteeth
30th September 2009, 19:57
and...
Raúl Duke
30th September 2009, 20:14
...said...
Pirate Utopian
30th September 2009, 21:55
"Love has no borders, nationalities, or genders! Do it!!!!!!!!!"

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Il Medico
30th September 2009, 23:59
To which they all replied by stroking each other's.....
Rusty Shackleford
1st October 2009, 07:54
Furry cats they adopted. after doing so they decided to...
Pirate Utopian
1st October 2009, 14:09
rob a bank!

Stalin was...
Il Medico
1st October 2009, 14:23
Was the driver and Che was....
Rusty Shackleford
1st October 2009, 18:30
..the Vault Buster but Lenin argued that he could make the Vault whither away so Che...
Raúl Duke
1st October 2009, 18:36
...decided to...
Rusty Shackleford
1st October 2009, 18:41
...do...
spiltteeth
1st October 2009, 19:39
...
Il Medico
1st October 2009, 21:22
Aerobics.
spiltteeth
1st October 2009, 21:35
sweat'n to the commies where they lifted reactionaries high in the air and
Il Medico
2nd October 2009, 04:40
shot Hitler in the face like at the end of Inglorious bastards.
Rusty Shackleford
2nd October 2009, 05:01
...and by doing so, the doctor ruined the movie for vacant. Then out of no where Henry VIII commented by saying...
Il Medico
2nd October 2009, 05:13
"I used to have a troop of minstrels serenade me when I'd enjoy a feast such as this"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg2k5-YkISU
Rusty Shackleford
2nd October 2009, 06:28
...and then he ate his minstrel, he then rejoiced...
Il Medico
2nd October 2009, 06:38
Taste like chicken!
Pirate Utopian
2nd October 2009, 13:59
Trotsky came in drunk and slapped Stalin in the...
Raúl Duke
2nd October 2009, 15:17
...crotch; then Stalin replied...
Pirate Utopian
2nd October 2009, 18:03
"Dude you had your chance I'm with the dragon now."