Kent test for Joe and the sheep shagger [Archive]

OneNamedNameLess

4th September 2009, 15:47

also grammer schools (schools for kids who passed a test at 11 normally due parents being able to afford private tutors) tend to be somewhat in between the two expect when dealing with the opposite sex on the account that most are gender segregated.

Do you really still have an 11 plus test in England? And we are the sheep shaggers? Or is that the Welsh?

Which test are you referring to here Joe?

Pirate turtle the 11th

4th September 2009, 16:02

The Kent test. The only reason why you dont have a northern bastard test is because all your resident tories are currently pumping sheep.

RedAnarchist

4th September 2009, 16:10

The Welsh are the sheep shaggers, you're actually the haggis molestors.

Pirate turtle the 11th

4th September 2009, 16:25

Your all the same anyway.

OneNamedNameLess

4th September 2009, 16:36

Thanks for the info. I wasn't aware of that.

Pirate turtle the 11th

4th September 2009, 16:39

No problem.

Sam_b

4th September 2009, 17:02

Our team's fans are known as the 'Sheep Shaggers'.

Pirate turtle the 11th

4th September 2009, 17:19

Which one is it you support.

Rangers I think it is.

Anyway for those not used to the uk I drew a picture explaining in great detail Uk socio-economic areas.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/392/ukmap.jpg

bellyscratch

4th September 2009, 17:42

:lol:

That deserves rep from everyone, even though you cant rep on here :(

Sam_b

4th September 2009, 17:44

Which one is it you support.

Rangers I think it is

Fucking booooooooooooooooooooo

And Joe, why are flmaes coming out of your arse, son?

Pirate turtle the 11th

4th September 2009, 17:49

Jetpack init.

Pogue

4th September 2009, 18:11

joe wins this thread

Sam_b

4th September 2009, 18:12

Thats not a very good prize, Pogue.

Pogue

4th September 2009, 18:16

Thats not a very good prize, Pogue.

how is it that you sound so miserable over this forum but over the phone you sound like a six year old at christmas?

RedAnarchist

4th September 2009, 18:38

Nice map, except that's the pre-1974 counties, so that voids your entire argument.

Sam_b

4th September 2009, 19:12

how is it that you sound so miserable over this forum but over the phone you sound like a six year old at christmas?

You sound about seventeOH WAIT

Dr Mindbender

4th September 2009, 19:19

wheres the isle of man?

Wheres the west half of cornwall for that matter?

Sam_b

4th September 2009, 20:09

The Isle of Man is not a part of the UK: it's a self-governing crown dependency. No excuses for Cornwall though, Merbyn Kernow would be raging like.

Pogue

4th September 2009, 20:12

You sound about seventeOH WAIT

i dont get it, surely i would sound the age I am?

Sam_b

4th September 2009, 21:05

I was taking the piss.

Dr Mindbender

4th September 2009, 23:57

The Isle of Man is not a part of the UK: it's a self-governing crown dependency. No excuses for Cornwall though, Merbyn Kernow would be raging like.

If its a self governing crown dependency its got no excuse for not entering the world cup qualifiers.

I think the Manx are just English in denial.

scarletghoul

5th September 2009, 00:10

norfolk is the best so fuck u

Pirate turtle the 11th

5th September 2009, 01:37

As you can see our substandard friend here is unable to construct a sentance.

Bilan

5th September 2009, 05:12

You spelt cornerstone wrong, you nonce.

Jazzratt

5th September 2009, 09:34

You spelt cornerstone wrong, you nonce.

That's a bit harsh. He made a spelling error and is therefore a child molestor?

bellyscratch

5th September 2009, 11:59

Nonce! Nonce! Kill the nonce!

Pirate turtle the 11th

5th September 2009, 13:18

Nonces are exclusive to the north and colonies.

Sam_b

5th September 2009, 13:49

If its a self governing crown dependency its got no excuse for not entering the world cup qualifiers

Absolutely. Maybe Scotland would have a fighting chance of beating them?
Looking online it appears it isn't a member of FIFA or UEFA, but of the FA and has the same status as a county football association. Lazy.

Angry Young Man

5th September 2009, 13:51

[email protected] Sadly, Joe is not brainlessly stereotyping there. Whatever you may have heard about Norfolk, it's probably true. They were so oblivious to the idea that there was a rest of the country when I moved there that they thought I was American. And Jesus, the amount of times I heard somebody say 'what's London got that Norrrrr-ge hasn't?' Even a uni friend from Norfolk suggested that chickens are mammals! Fuck me I should have pretended to be Japanese and they'd probs have believed me.

But what's so brilliant about Kent? There are no cities and too many tories!

Pirate turtle the 11th

5th September 2009, 14:25

We have a fucking city you almost welsh fuck!

bellyscratch

5th September 2009, 14:28

We have a fucking city you almost welsh fuck!

How the hell can Canterbury be a city if only 40,000 people there? That couldnt even fill many football stadiums...

Pirate turtle the 11th

5th September 2009, 14:29

Its still a fucking city.

bellyscratch

5th September 2009, 14:33

Its still a fucking city.

Not in my eyes it isn't. Its title should be revoked, not only for being in Kent, but for not enough people wanting to live there

Pirate turtle the 11th

5th September 2009, 14:34

Its still a city damn it.

Bilan

6th September 2009, 13:17

That's a bit harsh. He made a spelling error and is therefore a child molestor?

I think we both know that the two go hand in hand.

Killfacer

6th September 2009, 13:54

I don't live in bandit country :glare: We have to be well armed to fight awat the hoardes of welsh savages at our border that's all.

Angry Young Man

7th September 2009, 23:16

You don't do a very good job, KF. There seems to be more Welsh in Bristol than there is in Wales. But then, there's more Welsh in Trumpton than Wales.