Preparing for Fidel's Funeral

[New Tet]

Who in the world will show up at Fidel's funeral? Will people like Sean Penn go and lay flowers upon the bier and on the final resting ground of one of modern Cuba's greatest persons?

C'mon, guys and gals, let's play this game.

Let's each of us make a list of ten prominent people we think will show up at Fidel Funeral (Never mind if it's ten people we'd like to see at Fidel's graveside but whose appearance is improbable or unlikely):

1. Sean Penn ('cause he's got the balls)

2. Barack Obama (by way of apology in behalf of the American people)

3. Hugo Chavez ('cause he can't imagine a world without Fidel)

4. Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie (they look good together in black)

5. Hugo Chavez ('cause if there were two of him, they'd both be there)

6. Nelson Mandela (whose courage, intelligence and loyalty are, to say the least, beyond question)

7. Dick Cheney (making amends for crimes against humanity)

8. Me (because this shit game is getting harder by the numbers)

9. Noam Chomsky (just to say 'I told you so')

10 Yoko Ono (because if John had out-lived Fidel, he would still have done what his heart had told him)

[Forward Union]

I fully expect a madona concert

[Sugar Hill Kevis]

I think Radical should perform.

[New Tet]

I fully expect a madona concert

Okay, you got your joke in and we know your fist choice (elegantly made, btw!).

Now, how about making a list? just 10 names. You don't have to explain why, either.

[New Tet]

I think Radical should perform.

One down, nine to go.

[Pirate Utopian]

I think Radical should perform.
:lol::lol::lol:


Fidel's conclusion will be televised live with moving speeches by the very loose definition of friends and musical tributes with 15 minutes pauses in between each bit.

I expect the Buena Vista Social Club to team up with Justin Timberlake and Snoop Dogg to perform the newly written Fidel tribute Shake It (Like A Guerrilla War).

[New Tet]

:lol::lol::lol:


Fidel's conclusion will be televised live with moving speeches by the very loose definition of friends and musical tributes with 15 minutes pauses in between each bit.

I expect the Buena Vista Social Club to team up with Justin Timberlake and Snoop Dogg to perform the newly written Fidel tribute Shake It (Like A Guerrilla War).

Snap! Three in one funny as hell sentence!

You got seven to go, Comrade...

[Pirate Utopian]

Ofcourse Chavez, Raul and Morales would come.

Obama, Biden and Clinton would use this to check out their new property.

And Paris Jackson will be there to cry for Fidel in a sad heartbreaking moment.

[New Tet]

Ofcourse Chavez, Raul and Morales would come.

Obama, Biden and Clinton would use this to check out their new property.

And Paris Jackson will be there to cry for Fidel in a sad heartbreaking moment.

Pretty keen observation. Hillary would be the official choice. Ted Turner and Jane Fonda are likely to make an appearance, don't you think?

[Pirate Utopian]

Lots of hasbeens will be there.

[JimmyJazz]

Obama, Biden and Clinton would use this to check out their new property

haha - they will probably show up in hardhats with rolled up blueprints tucked under their arms, pointing to stuff and whispering excitedly.

eta :(

[spiltteeth]

1) Paris Hilton - she's an attention whore, oh, and just a plain whore too

2) Elián González - so we can finally answer the question, 'Donde es Elian?'

3) Seath Rogen - he's just everywhere

4) Dick Chaney - to claim another soul so that he may live another 100 yrs

5) Reagan's ghost - to claim victory for finally defeating communism

6) Eurkal - who as part of an amazing comeback will pop up and say, 'did I do that?' and once again find a place in all our hearts.

7) Hemmingway - who faked his suicide so he could soak up some rays in peace

8) Evo Morales - who will immediately face off with 9) Hugo Chavez in a vicious cage match to determine whose the most badass latin american leader now.

10) Cuban Highlander - who, after decapitating Castro -the only way he can die, will hold his head up high and yell 'there can be only one!' and then cut the ribbon to the new Donald Trump communist casino.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

1) Paris Hilton - she's an attention whore, oh, and just a plain whore too

Do you often describe women in that fashion? :glare:

[New Tet]

Do you often describe women in that fashion? :glare:

I gotta hand it to you there; it is gratuitous, to say the least.

[spiltteeth]

Do you often describe women in that fashion? :glare:

Only Paris Hilton, who may in fact possess the ugliest soul thus manufactured from american capitalism.

[spiltteeth]

Oh and 'attention whore' is slang in the biz for anyone who hogs the lime light, in case your outta the loop.

[New Tet]

Only Paris Hilton, who may in fact possess the ugliest soul thus manufactured from american capitalism.

She's the adult equivalent of a Barbie doll. And everyone in America knows that Barbie is no whore!

[spiltteeth]

Oh, and I wouldn't describe Paris Hilton as a woman, more like some foul creature birthed from pure greed and vanity.

[spiltteeth]

Well, I agree Paris is the adult equivalent of Barbie...

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/funny-pictures-anorexic-barbie-Pe7.jpg

As far as not being a whore tho...

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/crack-ho-barbie.jpg

[New Tet]

Oh, and I wouldn't describe Paris Hilton as a woman, more like some foul creature birthed from pure greed and vanity.

Listen, man, you gotta be nice even with the stinkers of the world; Especially nice when they look as yummy as Paris Hilton.

[red cat]

Maradona and Kim Jung Il are sure to come.

[New Tet]

Maradona and Kim Jung Il are sure to come.

As they say where I'm from "¡Te la comisteis!".

Just the same, you owe this game eight more names. Come on, kick some ass!

[Muzk]

PARTY
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[Il Medico]

Okay, here is my Guest list.
1) David Tennant (Because he is David Tennant)
2) Russel Brand and 3) Eddie Izzard would be the comic relief.
4) Hugo Chavez (Coming to avenge his Master by killing the Cuban Highlander)
5) The Cuban Highlander (to fight Hugo Chavez, but will ultimately be defeated when the one immortal he can't kill shows up to help Hugo)
6) John Barrowman (To save Hugo)
7) Me (I would show up to be incredibly handsome and witty. I would also make an extremely moving speech about what Fidel meant to the world that even George Bush would burst out in tears. And I would also save the day by defeating [along with a little help from David and John] Davros and the Dalek horde)
8) Davros and the Dalek Horde (there to exterminate communism and all, of humanity)
9) of Montreal (would show up and play a tribute concert with their new hit "For our elegant class")
10) Barack Obama (there to survey his new vacation spot, but will end up insulting my honor. I challenge him to a duel (with swords) and defeat him easily. And according to the rules I just made up, who ever kills the president of America will become the new president of America. Thus America will really start on it's road to socialism.)
Pictures from the event:
http://www.madisonshibu.com/images/fullsize/Highlander_Connor.jpgThe villain of our story.
http://republicanleader.house.gov/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chavez_castro.jpg
Picture left on Castro's grave by his widowed lover Chavez.
http://rdwf.org.uk/doctors/images/torchwood/cjh7.jpg
Dancing in his memory.
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s107/annie73_2007/russell.jpg
Russel Brand upon seeing the Cuban Highlander saying "You did this, you bastard!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Eddieizzard.jpg
Attempting to stay clam at the sudden invasion of Daleks.
http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/images/davros-cheney.jpg
Reveling the shocking truth about Davros.
http://www.evan.org/dalek/Evolution%20of%20the%20Daleks_2.jpg
the initial attack.
http://www.recapist.com/files/images/61774_david-tennant-specs.jpg
David agreeing to help me defeat the Daleks saying "What can I do?....I'm on it!"
http://everseradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/of-montreal_59267_full1.jpg
of Montreal getting ready to go on stage.
http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/OBAMA%20STETSON%20TWN.jpg
Obama arrogantly accepting my proposal to a duel.

It was a fun time for all. The way Fidel would have wanted it.

In Loving Memory: Fidel Castro
Revolutionary, Icon, Lover, beard connoisseur, and gangster.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JtTfGekhAhY/Rradz65knbI/AAAAAAAAAZs/8eETGwpKAsk/s400/castro.jpg
He Will Be missed. :crying:

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Best post evar

[Raúl Duke]

Okay, here is my Guest list.
1) David Tennant (Because he is David Tennant)
2) Russel Brand and 3) Eddie Izzard would be the comic relief.
4) Hugo Chavez (Coming to avenge his Master by killing the Cuban Highlander)
5) The Cuban Highlander (to fight Hugo Chavez, but will ultimately be defeated when the one immortal he can't kill shows up to help Hugo)
6) John Barrowman (To save Hugo)
7) Me (I would show up to be incredibly handsome and witty. I would also make an extremely moving speech about what Fidel meant to the world that even George Bush would burst out in tears. And I would also save the day by defeating [along with a little help from David and John] Davros and the Dalek horde)
8) Davros and the Dalek Horde (there to exterminate communism and all, of humanity)
9) of Montreal (would show up and play a tribute concert with their new hit "For our elegant class")
10) Barack Obama (there to survey his new vacation spot, but will end up insulting my honor. I challenge him to a duel (with swords) and defeat him easily. And according to the rules I just made up, who ever kills the president of America will become the new president of America. Thus America will really start on it's road to socialism.)
Pictures from the event:
http://www.madisonshibu.com/images/fullsize/Highlander_Connor.jpgThe villain of our story.
http://republicanleader.house.gov/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chavez_castro.jpg
Picture left on Castro's grave by his widowed lover Chavez.
http://rdwf.org.uk/doctors/images/torchwood/cjh7.jpg
Dancing in his memory.
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s107/annie73_2007/russell.jpg
Russel Brand upon seeing the Cuban Highlander saying "You did this, you bastard!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Eddieizzard.jpg
Attempting to stay clam at the sudden invasion of Daleks.
http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/images/davros-cheney.jpg
Reveling the shocking truth about Davros.
http://www.evan.org/dalek/Evolution%20of%20the%20Daleks_2.jpg
the initial attack.
http://www.recapist.com/files/images/61774_david-tennant-specs.jpg
David agreeing to help me defeat the Daleks saying "What can I do?....I'm on it!"
http://everseradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/of-montreal_59267_full1.jpg
of Montreal getting ready to go on stage.
http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/OBAMA%20STETSON%20TWN.jpg
Obama arrogantly accepting my proposal to a duel.

It was a fun time for all. The way Fidel would have wanted it.

In Loving Memory: Fidel Castro
Revolutionary, Icon, Lover, beard connoisseur, and gangster.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JtTfGekhAhY/Rradz65knbI/AAAAAAAAAZs/8eETGwpKAsk/s400/castro.jpg
He Will Be missed. :crying:

amazing

[Il Medico]

amazing

Best post evar
I try.;)

[Luís Henrique]

A Catholic priest, a Lutheran pastor and a rabbi walk into the funerals of an atheist communist leader...

Luís Henrique

[New Tet]

A Catholic priest, a Lutheran pastor and a rabbi walk into the funerals of an atheist communist leader...

Luís Henrique

Pregnant and Pithy.

Keep going, because there are, at the very least, eight more ironies of history we may witness before the event of Fidel's funeral occurs and concludes.

I can't imagine a funeral that will be more renown and transcendental when it comes down. Am I exaggerating? Maybe.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Batista's children will for sure come to his funeral too.

[Velkas]

Okay, here is my Guest list.
1) David Tennant (Because he is David Tennant)
2) Russel Brand and 3) Eddie Izzard would be the comic relief.
4) Hugo Chavez (Coming to avenge his Master by killing the Cuban Highlander)
5) The Cuban Highlander (to fight Hugo Chavez, but will ultimately be defeated when the one immortal he can't kill shows up to help Hugo)
6) John Barrowman (To save Hugo)
7) Me (I would show up to be incredibly handsome and witty. I would also make an extremely moving speech about what Fidel meant to the world that even George Bush would burst out in tears. And I would also save the day by defeating [along with a little help from David and John] Davros and the Dalek horde)
8) Davros and the Dalek Horde (there to exterminate communism and all, of humanity)
9) of Montreal (would show up and play a tribute concert with their new hit "For our elegant class")
10) Barack Obama (there to survey his new vacation spot, but will end up insulting my honor. I challenge him to a duel (with swords) and defeat him easily. And according to the rules I just made up, who ever kills the president of America will become the new president of America. Thus America will really start on it's road to socialism.)
Pictures from the event:
http://www.madisonshibu.com/images/fullsize/Highlander_Connor.jpgThe villain of our story.
http://republicanleader.house.gov/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chavez_castro.jpg
Picture left on Castro's grave by his widowed lover Chavez.
http://rdwf.org.uk/doctors/images/torchwood/cjh7.jpg
Dancing in his memory.
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s107/annie73_2007/russell.jpg
Russel Brand upon seeing the Cuban Highlander saying "You did this, you bastard!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Eddieizzard.jpg
Attempting to stay clam at the sudden invasion of Daleks.
http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/images/davros-cheney.jpg
Reveling the shocking truth about Davros.
http://www.evan.org/dalek/Evolution%20of%20the%20Daleks_2.jpg
the initial attack.
http://www.recapist.com/files/images/61774_david-tennant-specs.jpg
David agreeing to help me defeat the Daleks saying "What can I do?....I'm on it!"
http://everseradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/of-montreal_59267_full1.jpg
of Montreal getting ready to go on stage.
http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/OBAMA%20STETSON%20TWN.jpg
Obama arrogantly accepting my proposal to a duel.

It was a fun time for all. The way Fidel would have wanted it.

In Loving Memory: Fidel Castro
Revolutionary, Icon, Lover, beard connoisseur, and gangster.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JtTfGekhAhY/Rradz65knbI/AAAAAAAAAZs/8eETGwpKAsk/s400/castro.jpg
He Will Be missed. :crying:
That would be the most awesome funeral ever!

[Sugar Hill Kevis]

What about the ghost of Tony Montana?

[Killfacer]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7GF2kkMcTKc/SbGf4EeVrDI/AAAAAAAAZKc/tEFoT2P2HnQ/s400/tf+optimus+prime.jpg

[Pogue]

1. Michael Jackson
2. Muhammed Ali
3. Che Guevara
4. Kim il-Sung
5. Bob Avakian
6. Those wierd Cuba Truth people from London who are just so so so hard to talk to.
7. Radical - political rapper from UK (on a refuelling break flying his tinpot aircraft full of Blackpool's finest revolutionaries to launch armed insurrection in Peru).
8. Ronald McDonald
9. Tupac (just because Radical is there).
10. JFK

[TC]

The correct and non-counter-revolutionary question this thread ought to be posing is "Who will show up for Fidel's 100th birthday party?"

[Sugar Hill Kevis]

it's counter revolutionary to assume that someone (who's recently been in ill health, and has 17 years short) won't live to 100?

[Pogue]

it's counter revolutionary to assume that someone (who's recently been in ill health, and has 17 years to go) won't live to 100?

It's counter revolutionary to disagree with TC.

[spiltteeth]

The power of communism affords one at least 100 yrs of life. Lenin was actually 152 when he dies.

[Pogue]

The power of communism affords one at least 100 yrs of life. Lenin was actually 152 when he dies.

crazy grammar you got going on there fam

[spiltteeth]

Grammar is a bougious concept,

FUCK The Elements of Style by William Strunk and E. B. White
I ain't their slave.

I make my own rules of grammer and spellings

[New Tet]

Grammar is a bougious concept,

FUCK The Elements of Style by William Strunk and E. B. White
I ain't their slave.

I make my own rules of grammer and spellings

Had you wrote "I makes my own rules..." you would have completed the illusion of sounding like Ali-G.

[spiltteeth]

Well, I may give the English language a reach around now and then, but I would never pluck the rosy flower of its semantical virtue.