say one good thing about ..

[punisa]

Just had a lame, but still kinda funny idea for a chit chat thread.
Considering our political ideology it won't be easy :lol:

Say (at least) one good thing about :

1) Capitalism

2) Joseph Stalin

3) Adolf Hitler

4) religion

5) Kim Jong Il

6) The Backstreet Boys

If you manage to get them all, you win :p

[gorillafuck]

1) Capitalism served a historical purpose

2) Joseph Stalin industrialized the USSR

3) Adolf Hitler's political party had a pretty cool symbol

4) Religion often has very poetic texts, such as the Qur'an

5) Kim Jong Il wears cool sunglasses

6) The Backstreet Boys will lead the working class to glorious communism

[Durruti's Ghost]

1) Capitalism has made the establishment of a sane society possible by converting the feudal serfs and peasants into a class with revolutionary potential.

2) Joseph Stalin had an awesome moustache.

3) Adolf Hitler made a particularly shitty moustache socially unacceptable for a very long time.

4) Religion serves to comfort some people during times of bereavement.

5) Kim Jong Il is a comedian's gold mine.

6) ...Dammit, I can't do it.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

1) Capitalism
Better then feudalism
2) Joseph Stalin
Died in agony
3) Adolf Hitler
Ended up on fire - and in a ditch
4) religion
Great excuse not to do something.

5) Kim Jong Il
Has a waterpark in his garden

6) The Backstreet Boys
Will be dead before me.

[Luís Henrique]

Just had a lame, but still kinda funny idea for a chit chat thread.
Considering our political ideology it won't be easy :lol:

Say (at least) one good thing about :

1) Capitalism: What Durruti's Ghost said.

2) Joseph Stalin: Made possible to say something good about Lavrenti Beria (Beria delayed calling physicians to help Stalin).

3) Adolf Hitler: Didn't miss his final shot.

4) religion: I don't believe in any.

5) Kim Jong Il: He's crazy.

6) The Backstreet Boys: radios and record players can be turned off.

[Comrade B]

1) Capitalism
Is better than Nazism

2) Joseph Stalin
Did nicely against the Nazis

3) Adolf Hitler
Realized that he really should die

4) religion
Is responsible for the creation of some of the greatest jokes out there

5) Kim Jong Il
Has a lovely smile

6) The Backstreet Boys
Helped create some of the best SNL skits

[Prairie Fire]

1. At least capitalist revolutionaries understood class struggle during their revolutionary period against feudalism.

2. Joseph Stalin was one of the best socialist theoreticians and political leaders that humynity has produced so far.

3. Adolph Hitlers regime was one of the few war-criminal/imperialist regimes to actually go to trial and stand accountable for their crimes.

4. Religion has played a historical role in humyn society, and it is touched by class struggle and revolutionary upheaval as much as any other institution of humynity.

5. Kim Jong Il has managed to maintain national soveriegnty for Korea against imperialist ambitions ( no simple task for any country), and maintain a fairly socialized economic organization as well.

6. I used to be into them a bit when I was young. :blushing:

[LOLseph Stalin]

1) Capitalism- $$$$ Ok, no not that. It's better than feudalism.

2) Joseph Stalin- His moustache could kill Fascists. ;)

3) Adolf Hitler- His charisma was amazing.

4) religion- It has produced incredible works of art.

5) Kim Jong Il- He's Anti-Imperialist.

6) The Backstreet Boys- They have one good song. Fine, call me lame right now.

[spiltteeth]

They are all slightly less harmful then Baconnaise, which is an actual product that combines bacon with mayonnaise.

[LOLseph Stalin]

They are all slightly less harmful then Baconnaise, which is an actual product that combines bacon with mayonnaise.

That sounds absolutely disgusting. Bleh.

[Abc]

1) Capitalism-Kick ass facial hair

2) Joseph Stalin-Kick ass facial hair

3) Adolf Hitler- Kick ass facial hair

4) religion-Kick-ass facial hair

5) Kim Jong Il-Kick ass facial hair

6) The Backstreet Boys-There albums are great things to wipe my ass with when i run out of ann coulter books

[shadowmare]

Capitalism- Brought about some of the most mind numbing entertainment to ever curse humanity such as Paris Hilton and Bush'isms

Joseph Stalin- Industrialized the Soviet Union and through his leadership beat back the Fascists from the West

Adolf Hitler- A scene in "Der Untergang" makes for good subtitle fuckups like him losing his Xbox live access

Religion- Actually convinced people there's a giant man living in the sky

Kim Jong Il- Makes a good string puppet

The Backstreet Boys- One of an extreme select few group of pop bands to actually continue flourishing after the 90's

[Rusty Shackleford]

1) Capitalism During its existence it has killed more than 2, 3, 5 and 6

2) Joseph Stalin during his political leadership, more people died than 3, 5 and 6(go ahead and correct me if im wrong, im going by the 20mil)

3) Adolf Hitler during his political leadership, more people died than 5 and 6

4) religion takes the cake in making people die.

5) Kim Jong Il during his political leadership more people died than 6

6) The Backstreet Boys caused a stampede which in turn killed 23 people.

if youre looking for death making efficiency and you think death is good, then this is your list.

[Manifesto]

1) Capitalism........there would not be Doritos without it.
2) Josef Stalin pwned Hitler.
3) Adolf Hitler was one of the luckiest people (over 40 assassination attempts and the only person that could kill him was himself :P ).
4) Religion has amazing churches.
5) Kim Jong Il can sing.
6) Backstreet Boys, I just can't.

[Angry Young Man]

Just had a lame, but still kinda funny idea for a chit chat thread.
Considering our political ideology it won't be easy :lol:

Say (at least) one good thing about :

1) Capitalism

2) Joseph Stalin

3) Adolf Hitler

4) religion

5) Kim Jong Il

6) The Backstreet Boys

If you manage to get them all, you win :p

1. Lolz from Sarah Palin
2. He wore a cap and smoked a pipe. There was a poem about it.
3. He bombed Bath, which is what the smug bastards deserved for being so boody stuck up
4. It makes Darwinians even more committed
5. He'll be dead soon
6. Jesus I really bludgeoned my brains to think of this one. I mean seriously, I came up with one for Hitler in much less time. Sod it, they're pretty.

[New Tet]

Just had a lame, but still kinda funny idea for a chit chat thread.
Considering our political ideology it won't be easy :lol:

Say (at least) one good thing about :

If you manage to get them all, you win :p

1) Capitalism

It laid the foundation for socialism

2) Joseph Stalin

His generals successfully prosecuted the war against Germany

3) Adolf Hitler

He blew out his brains

4) religion

It's the opium of the masses

5) Kim Jong Il

he's far away.

6) The Backstreet Boys

I guess i lose this one. Damn your trick questions!

[Il Medico]

1) Capitalism- Is better than Feudalism.
2) Joseph Stalin- He had a big mustache and he knew how to use it.
3) Adolf Hitler- His idea of a Honeymoon was in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.
4) Religion- Gives comfort to many.
5)Kim Jong Il- He's almost dead.
6) The Back Street Boys- They are something all leftist can agree on.


Prize please!

[El Furibundo]

1: Turned me to socialism.

2: Had a cool name.

3: Really liked symbols.

4: My Grandma's really into it.

5: Has awesome hair and is really good at golf.

6: Were more popular than "Rap-Rock."

[Communist Theory]

1) Capitalism- Gave us Donald "Fucking" Trump.

2) Joseph Stalin- Voted sexiest man alive by Donald "The Lawman" Trump

3) Adolf Hitler- Created the universe in seven days.

4) religion- Makes everything alright

5) Kim Jong Il- Simply Glorious

6) The Backstreet Boys- Kim Jong Il's spawn.

[9]

1) Capitalism- Gave us Donald "Fucking" Trump.

2) Joseph Stalin- Voted sexiest man alive by Donald "The Lawman" Trump


http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs28/f/2009/246/5/6/Donald_and_The_Moon_by_rockthemandolin.jpg


1. Capitalism: hard work is rewarded, and hard workers get rich.

2. Joseph Stalin: Russian Mario

3. Adolf Hitler: I don't know much about him, but I hear he did some good things for the Jews.

4. Religion: I don't know much about it, but I hear its done some good things for the Jews.

5. Kim Jong-Il: Looks like my Bubby Elke....

6. Backstreet Boys: Quit playin games with my heart. My heart. My heart. I should have known from the start. My heart. My heart. My heart. Quit playin games with my heart (nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah...nah) I should have known from the start (nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah....nah) Quit playin games with my heart. My heart. My heart. (nah nah nah nah nah nah nah) I should have known from the start. My heart. My heart. My heart. (nah nah nah nah nah nah...nah)

[Bright Banana Beard]

1) Capitalism
At least this helps lead to socialist state
2) Joseph Stalin
His contribution is way better than Stalinism.
3) Adolf Hitler
Suicide. It's good for his life.
4) religion
Help personalize the class struggle.
5) Kim Jong Il
Wear sexy glasses.
6) The Backstreet Boys
Good for being "One."

[MarxSchmarx]

1) Capitalism
Lays the groundowork for socialism.



2) Joseph Stalin
Kicked Hitler's ass.


3) Adolf Hitler
Apparently he loved his mother.
Although the suicide point above is very well taken.

4) religionGives comfort to some dying person.



5) Kim Jong Il
He lost a lot of weight recently.



6) The Backstreet Boys
Yeah, you got me. -><-

[Killfacer]

Say (at least) one good thing about :

1) Capitalism
Without capitalism we wouldn't exist as anticapitalists.

2) Joseph Stalin
He used to be a bank robber

3) Adolf Hitler
He killed Ernst Rohm? :confused:

4) religion
Without religion we wouldn't have something to laugh at

5) Kim Jong Il
He's gonna die soon

6) The Backstreet Boys
Everyone loves the backstreet boys.

[Angry Young Man]

1) Capitalism- Is better than Feudalism.
2) Joseph Stalin- He had a big mustache and he knew how to use it.
3) Adolf Hitler- His idea of a Honeymoon was in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.
4) Religion- Gives comfort to many.
5)Kim Jong Il- He's almost dead.
6) The Back Street Boys- They are something all leftist can agree on.


Prize please!
You stole everyone else's answer for 1 and my answer for 5! You pockmark!

[Pirate Utopian]

1) Capitalism
Everyone has a chance to get up in this system, poverty is caused by laziness.

2) Joseph Stalin
A glorious leader who advanced the Soviet Union into a glorious heaven of glory.

3) Adolf Hitler
A brilliant man who fought against the evil Bolshevik jews.

4) religion
It shows us the path to the true answer and love for fellow man.

5) Kim Jong Il
Glorious leader of gloriousness of the glorious DPRK of glory.

6) The Backstreet Boys
Musical geniuses better than The Clash, The Beatles, Johnny Cash and Jimi Hendrix combined.

[Angry Young Man]

Pirate wins.

[ZeroNowhere]

1) Capitalism: Heavy metal was produced under it.

2) Joseph Stalin: Huh. Well, um. The moustache is too generic, but what else is there to say? Well, pretty much nothing. Hm. Oh, right. He insulted Lenin's wife.

3) Adolf Hitler: His speeches are fun to watch, unlike, say, Obama's.

4) religion: The Bible (KJV, I believe) influenced Lord Dunsany's writing style.

5) Kim Jong Il: To be honest, I really don't know enough about the guy to pry out something good (but then again, for that you'd probably have to know pretty much everything about him). Still, I suppose I can manage? Well, I can try, at least. He looks pretty... Unique and epic in shades. Yes, we'll go with that.

6) The Backstreet Boys: Look, I can manage dictators, but the Backstreet Boys? No sirree. I resign.

Edit: On the other hand, giving up on the Backstreet Boys seems to be becoming somewhat repetitive, so I shall submit this: Girls who are into them are less creepy than ones with crushes on Edward Cullen.

[Il Medico]

You stole everyone else's answer for 1 and my answer for 5! You pockmark!
FINE!
1) Capitalism- Good at the fine art of exploitation.
5) He gave me this Joke:


Kim Jong Il:
http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/North-Korean-leader-Kim-Jong-Il.jpg

Kim Jong Better:
http://diegobarnes.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/kim-jong-il-smiling.jpg