The First 'Oh noes thread'

[Coggeh]

A spider fell in my tea , oh noes :(

[spiltteeth]

I just spent the last 12 yrs trying to exterminate my rationality and now I'm insane, oh noes:(

[mykittyhasaboner]

I had my whole week at work cut, oh noes. :(

[Manifesto]

A spider was on my pillow when I woke up, oh noes.:(

[Bright Banana Beard]

I officially lost my MP3, oh noes. :(

[Sasha]

i got rejected for art school, oh noes :) (i'm fine about it, dont think i realy wanted to go anyways)

[Black Sheep]

My bass is making some weird noises, oh noes :(
Ah,it's just out of battery.

The new battery costs 5,70 euros, oh noes :(

[Panda Tse Tung]

1 more day of work, oh noes.

[Il Medico]

The Daleks are trying to exterminate me, oh noes.

[Eat the Rich]

My girlfriend just dumped me, oh noes!

[Misanthrope]

im high o noes

[spiltteeth]

My nose has just exited my face revealing to me that all noses are aliens who have paracistically attatched the humans for millions of years and now will become our masters, oh noes

[Dr Mindbender]

i've got fucking toothache and a sore throat, oh fucking noes.

[mykittyhasaboner]

im high o noes

I'm high too! Oh nOEs! (but it's shwag):(

[Rusty Shackleford]

i went to sit down at my computer, and ended up tripping over something. after a while of sitting i get up, and my glasses were flattened, oh noes.

[hugsandmarxism]

I broke open my drainage incision that was just scabbing over from the last time I broke it open. Oh noes :(

[Nwoye]

im high o noes


I'm high too! Oh nOEs! (but it's shwag):(

ppl are posting in the wrong thread oh noes

[Killfacer]

oh noes, oh noes

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

this is just a rip off of fml, oh noes

[Bright Banana Beard]

this is just a rip off of fml, oh noes
Nobody know, oh noes. :(

[Jazzratt]

I'm apparently incapable of developing normal or healthy sleeping patterns, oh noes.

[9]

Uncle Schulim was a Stalinist, oh noes.

[BIG BROTHER]

My girlfriend might be pregnant.. oh noes:(

[Pogue]

nothing to do until college starts again, oh noes :(

[Pirate Utopian]

I have no reason to say oh noes, oh noes!

[bellyscratch]

Im not drunk, oh noes! :(

[Killfacer]

I went out for a golden duck as a stand in middle order batsman at cricket... oh noes

[Misanthrope]

ppl are posting in the wrong thread oh noes

this thread has been hijacked by the stonertalk thread, oh noes.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Im not getting seriously durnk til monday! oh noes!

[Panda Tse Tung]

I've got nothing to ***** about, oh noes.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I've only got noodles to eat and all the shops are shut, oh noes.

[Il Medico]

I refuse to say oh noes! Wait.....oh noes.

[Pirate Utopian]

I have a headache, Oh noes!

[Bright Banana Beard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZPtr247Nto

I liked the video. Oh noes!! :(

[the last donut of the night]

i lost to a right wing while debating, oh noes.:(

[NecroCommie]

School starts tomorrow morning, Oh noes.

[The Bear]

im the only male in my class, oh shit

edit: o yeah , and my beef cream piece of bread just fell on floor on the cream side

edit: oh noes

[Primus_Raven]

Im dry. oh noes :(

[LOLseph Stalin]

I'm craving greasy food, oh noes. :(

[shadowmare]

I can't stop arguing with Bush and Hitler supporters on Youtube oh noes

[LOLseph Stalin]

I find conspiracy theories absolutely fascinating, oh noes.

P.S- this isn't stickied, oh noes!

[Jazzratt]

P.S- this isn't stickied, oh noes!

Not every thread has to be stickied. I remember when the say what you want thread stayed on the first page by virtue of the fact that people simply posted in it loads. Having too many stickies like we do now makes the board look fucking ugly, especially since we've had some thread stickied in really short sighted ways (favourite pictures of jesus, which is a funny thread but doesn't need to be stickied for fuck's sake). Oh. Noes.

[the last donut of the night]

JazzRat´s mean, oh noes :(

[9]

Not every thread has to be stickied. I remember when the say what you want thread stayed on the first page by virtue of the fact that people simply posted in it loads. Having too many stickies like we do now makes the board look fucking ugly, especially since we've had some thread stickied in really short sighted ways (favourite pictures of jesus, which is a funny thread but doesn't need to be stickied for fuck's sake). Oh. Noes.

It took me years before I found out what "ftw" and "imo" meant, and I still don't know what "stickied" means, oh noes!

[Coggeh]

Megavideo stopped in the middle of mython python the holy grail movie ! OH NOES :(

[ev]

Just when I thought there couldn't be any more fucking stupid threads like this one.. Oh noes.. :closedeyes:

[spiltteeth]

I just learned I'm dyslexic, noes oh!

[Bright Banana Beard]

I like this thread, oh noes! :(

[Angry Young Man]

I have no money, no job, I have to wait 3 weeks until my loan comes in, my rent didn't go in, I haven't paid the bills, I've exhausted my overdraft and I'm running out of tobacco. Oh noes :(

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I have baccy, papers and weed, but my lighter is almost dead and I don't have the money to buy a new one, oh noes!

[Angry Young Man]

I have functioning lighter but no weed. Oh noes :(

[9]

I have functioning lighter but no weed. Oh noes :(
Haha, what are the odds?
I have the flu all the sudden starting yesterday, and I can't even get out of bed. I just had to call the lab and take a sick day. I've taken six aspirin in the past two hours and it hasn't done anything, so I just blazed and I feel fucking weird now, maybe because I'm stoned with a fever at 7:45 in the morning. Oh noes.

[OneNamedNameLess]

I have baccy, papers and weed, but my lighter is almost dead and I don't have the money to buy a new one, oh noes!

That is fucking tragic, oh noes!

[9]

mython python

fail, oh noes

[kharacter]

I have to have band practice at 1:00 but I hate all the other members with a passion, oh noes!

[Bright Banana Beard]

I missed a bus and now have to wait 1 hour again, oh noes! :(

[NecroCommie]

I'm the only fucking person to stay at the university for the weekend... And it's in the middle of the friggin nowhere! Oh No... well... actually this is kind of a double edged sword. :huh:

[Patchd]

Graaar bills! Oh noez!

[Angry Young Man]

fail, oh noes

Apikoros has no taste. Oh noes :(

[LeninBalls]

I´m coughing up phlegm and whenever I move my eyes I get a quick sharp really painful pain in my head, oh fuck noes :(

[NecroCommie]

You are going to die! Oh noes! :crying:

[bellyscratch]

Sophie won Big Brother! Oh noes!!! :(

[Angry Young Man]

Bellyscrath gives a fuck about Big Brother. Oh dears

[bellyscratch]

Bellyscrath gives a fuck about Big Brother. Oh dears
Angry Young Man can't spell my name and its not my fault Big Brother is addictive TV! Oh noes! :D

[RotStern]

Back to school!, OH NOES!!

[Angry Young Man]

Angry Young Man can't spell my name and its not my fault Big Brother is addictive TV! Oh noes! :D
My keyboard is really temperamental. Oh noes :(

[FreeFocus]

SAT in five weeks and college applications, and not enough time, oh noes :(