What Would Jesus NOT Do?

[Havet]

Awesome video

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What'ya think? Is the awesomeness felt by you as well?

[KC]

What Would Jesus NOT Do?

Drugs.

[NecroCommie]

HAHAA! I lolled!

[Havet]

Drugs.
[/B]

Nope, he did them

Turning water into wine (http://www.christianodyssey.com/john/intowine.htm)

Of course, I don't believe that shit. But it's highly possible he drank wine, which is alcohol, which is a drug, at the time.

[KC]

Nope, he did them

Turning water into wine (http://www.anonym.to/?http://www.christianodyssey.com/john/intowine.htm)

Of course, I don't believe that shit. But it's highly possible he drank wine, which is alcohol, which is a drug, at the time.

Yes, he turned water into wine, but he did not drink it. DUH.

[Havet]

Yes, he turned water into wine, but he did not drink it. DUH.

Here are two passages which state or imply that Jesus was a drinker:


Matthew 11:18 + Luke:33
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"For John the Baptist came neither eating bread nor drinking wine, and
you say, 'He has a demon.' The Son of Man came eating and drinking,
and you say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax
collectors and "sinners."'" (Luke 7:33-34)

Jesus contrasted Himself with John the Baptist. Jesus said that John
did not eat bread nor drink wine, but Jesus did eat and drink. This
gives the impression that Jesus ate bread and drank wine. Furthermore,
because Jesus ate and drank, He was called a "glutton" and a
"drunkard." This implies that Jesus possibly drank wine (although I'm
sure He didn't get drunk!).
http://www.layhands.com/CanChristiansDrinkAlcohol.htm


John:19-29-30
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"A jar of wine vinegar was there, so they soaked a sponge in it, put
the sponge on a stalk of the hyssop plant, and lifted it to Jesus'
lips. When he had received the drink, Jesus said, "It is finished."
With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit." (John 19:29-30)
http://www.layhands.com/CanChristiansDrinkAlcohol.htm

A discussion on Jesus drinking fermented wine on the cross is here:
http://ic.net/~erasmus/RAZ376.HTM (http://ic.net/%7Eerasmus/RAZ376.HTM)


You can search many different versions of the bible via:
http://searchenginez.com/online_bible.html

There's a good chance that he smoked dope as well:
http://www.cannabisculture.com/backissues/cc11/christ.html

[Pirate Utopian]

lol. This is very good.

[Havet]

Good shit.:D What accent are they using?

No idea^^

The angels kinda sound like teenage kids, but i'm not sure.

[New Tet]

Funny, well though out and divinely excellent. Amen.

[Havet]

Another one::laugh::laugh::laugh:
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http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%204:1-15&version=NIV;

Words cannot describe the awesomeness

I'd thank you if I could!

[Rosa Lichtenstein]

Have the decency to exist...

[Robert]

Bang his head against the wall on revleft. :)

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Eat pork. He was a devout Jew after all, which a lot of Christians seem to forget.

[danyboy27]

he wouldnt read this thread.

[Havet]

he wouldnt read this thread.

yeah i always had the impression jesus was a bad looser.

[danyboy27]

yeah i always had the impression jesus was a bad looser.

you dont get it, he know everytihng and kick ass, he like a peaceful form of chuck norris.

[Havet]

you dont get it, he know everytihng and kick ass, he like a peaceful form of chuck norris.

Chuck Norris >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jesus

So you'd be insulting Chuck by even mentioning his name in the same sentence as jesus.

[danyboy27]

Chuck Norris >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jesus

So you'd be insulting Chuck by even mentioning his name in the same sentence as jesus.

that would explain why the word jesus disapeared when i was typing chuck norris today, i was forced to edit my post in order to insert the word jesus.

[Dyslexia! Well I Never!]

What wouldn't Jesus do? the lulz list:

Live a long and healthy life and die surrounded by his many children and friends at the ripe old age of 66.

See his 34th birthday.

Build you, and then proceed to eat a false idol of Mussels and Bacon.

Appreciate the irony of a carpenter being nailed to a piece of wood.

Merge his holdings in the family carpentry buisness with his enterprise as a religious leader and attain a tax-exempt status for his carpentry workshop.

Be an atheist.

Enjoy a bacon sarnie.

[Havet]

Appreciate the irony of a carpenter being nailed to a piece of wood.


lol

[Patchd]

Funny, well though out and divinely excellent. Amen.
This.

[Havet]

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