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Sugar Hill Kevis
19th August 2009, 13:44
http://acidcow.com/pics/20090810/pics/12/picdump_07.jpg
Il Medico
19th August 2009, 13:49
Not to be an ass, but couldn't you have just posted this in the say what you want thread?
which doctor
19th August 2009, 16:53
looks like it could be used to open bottles
An archist
19th August 2009, 16:55
I'm trying to come up with a witty comment on how this could be used, but I jst can't find any good use for it.
Except maybe just for awesomeness.
Jazzratt
19th August 2009, 17:49
looks like it could be used to open bottles

I thought that too but it looks a little too flimsy. All I could imagine doing with it is cleaning my toenails.
Killfacer
19th August 2009, 17:51
I'll go with bottle opener i guess.
Nwoye
19th August 2009, 18:51
it's for stabbing capitalists.
LOLseph Stalin
19th August 2009, 19:41
it's for stabbing capitalists.

Yes, yes definitely for stabbing Capitalists. :laugh:
Sarah Palin
19th August 2009, 19:49
It's for simaltaneously hammering something and farming. Duh.
F9
19th August 2009, 19:55
It just seems cool.what more do you want?
spiltteeth
19th August 2009, 23:40
It's an artificial hand for communist pirates who lose limbs battling capitalist whales.
Sugar Hill Kevis
21st August 2009, 13:19
Not to be an ass, but couldn't you have just posted this in the say what you want thread?

no
Bilan
21st August 2009, 15:59
You could pull up grass with it.
Or scratch people.
But that's just mean.
Pogue
21st August 2009, 16:02
You could pull up grass with it.
Or scratch people.
But that's just mean.

as if you hipsters have a concept of 'mean'
An archist
21st August 2009, 21:26
You could pull up grass with it.
Or scratch people.
But that's just mean.

You could scratch lottery tickets with it!:D
Rusty Shackleford
21st August 2009, 23:20
maybe if you bent it right, you could make an inverse cookie cutter out of it. or just stamp soft cookies with a good ol' S&H
LOLseph Stalin
21st August 2009, 23:32
maybe if you bent it right, you could make an inverse cookie cutter out of it. or just stamp soft cookies with a good ol' S&H

I have always wanted to make Hammer and Sickle cookies and distribute them out equally to all my Capitalist friends just to annoy them. :lol:
ev
24th August 2009, 08:13
It's for branding commies! :lol:
RotStern
24th August 2009, 08:18
Lol! Branding commies :D
Of course!
Comrade Akai
24th August 2009, 08:21
It looks like something that is supposed to be uncomfortably and swiftly jammed up the asses of Stormfront members.:D
LOLseph Stalin
24th August 2009, 08:31
It looks like something that is supposed to be uncomfortably and swiftly jammed up the asses of Stormfront members.:D

Why can't I rep you for that? :crying:
Comrade Akai
24th August 2009, 08:34
Why can't I rep you for that? :crying:
D= It's not letting you?

I appreciate it, by the way.:D
LOLseph Stalin
24th August 2009, 08:54
D= It's not letting you?

You can't rep in chit-chat despite how much I wish you could sometimes. :(
Comrade Akai
24th August 2009, 11:03
You can't rep in chit-chat despite how much I wish you could sometimes. :(
Aww. Oh well. On the plus side, we still get the satisfying mental imagery of a Stormfront, or alternatively KKK member (as if there's any freaking difference) wincing in pain as a large metal hammer and sickle is forcefully invading their rectum.

EDIT: By the way, I think we should prank that place sometime. One of us could pretend to be Jewish and the other a person of colour. We could screenshot the results and bring them back here for epic lulz.
LOLseph Stalin
25th August 2009, 10:28
EDIT: By the way, I think we should prank that place sometime. One of us could pretend to be Jewish and the other a person of colour. We could screenshot the results and bring them back here for epic lulz.

We would get banned right away although I love the idea. :crying:
Comrade Akai
25th August 2009, 10:30
We would get banned right away although I love the idea. :crying:
And we could screenshot the SF ban and show it to the world.
RedAnarchist
25th August 2009, 11:24
They moderate each and every new post until they either trust you or you get a certain amount. We don't do that, of course, because we aren't insecure and paranoid.
Communist Theory
27th August 2009, 22:52
They moderate each and every new post until they either trust you or you get a certain amount. We don't do that, of course, because we aren't insecure and paranoid.
They let me get by for awhile with guest posting but when I beat a senior member in a debate they just closed the thread.
Bilan
29th August 2009, 02:13
They moderate each and every new post until they either trust you or you get a certain amount. We don't do that, of course, because we aren't insecure and paranoid.

That's a lie.
JimmyJazz
29th August 2009, 02:28
looks like it could be used to open bottles

...or minds.


*meaningful pause*