Best communist pet?

[spiltteeth]

'Mao' is the sound kitties make.
This is my pick.

I'm just saying god made an animal that regularly praises chairman Mao.

Ain't no dogs going around barking "Hoxha!"
Although I am aware that is precisely what Al Pacino yelled out constantly in 'Scent of a Woman'

My second pick is the Stalagator - half Stalin half Gator

[RotStern]

the Choamskylian half Choamsky half Chamilleon

[LOLseph Stalin]

No wonder I love kitties so much. They're communist just like me. :wub:

[Black Dagger]

No wonder I love kitties so much. They're communist just like me. :wub:

Their fur also makes the most comfortable slippers.

[LOLseph Stalin]

Their fur also makes the most comfortable slippers.

That's kitty murder. :crying:

[Manifesto]

Was there another thread like this?

[Jazzratt]

Cats are the least communist pets ever. Greedy selfish little bastards. You want to get an ant farm.

[Il Medico]

Well as you can see, both Lenin and Che favored Dogs.
http://communistsforkerry.com/images/events/Revol_10.09.04/Lenin_dog.jpg

However, I would have to say the most shocking communist pet is the East German rabbit.
http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,774187,00.jpg

And of course for our soviet fans, their is always:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/thumb/1/15/FracoisPortrait.gif/260px-FracoisPortrait.gif

[Manifesto]

No seriously, I remember seeing all of this a few days ago up to INH's last post word for word.

[Comrade B]

get a dog and name it after a bad politician, then call it (insert name) you son of a *****, all the time

[RedStarOverChina]

Interestingly enough, "mao" in Chinese could also mean either "cat" or "fur". In the case of Mao Zedong, his surname means "fur" or "hair".

Mao's long-time comrade, Zhu De, whose unfortunate family name (Zhu) is a homophone of "pig".

They were jointly known as Zhu-Mao---or Pig Hair.

[An archist]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d1/brakke123/fatcat.jpg

[ZeroNowhere]

This thread is hilarious.

[Muzk]

Cats. Because of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMpqzwJkK8Q

Might be disturbing. Parental advisory!

[New Tet]

Cats are the least communist pets ever. Greedy selfish little bastards. You want to get an ant farm.

In defense of cats, real or imagined, I vote for Pinky and her feline friends:

http://www.pinkyshow.org/

Workers of the World, MEOW!

[Gustav HK]

Communist christmas song with cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NKHJ64qRR8

[Pogue]

sabcats!

[eyedrop]

The last couple of months I've been trying unsuccessfully to convince my flat-mates to allow me to keep some large crabs in the bathtub. Kinda like this:


http://outdoors.webshots.com/photo/1132402951054343745MTxAJo?vhost=outdoorshttp://thumb5.webshots.net/s/thumb1/0/29/51/132402951MTxAJo_th.jpg (http://outdoors.webshots.com/photo/1132402951054343745MTxAJo)

With the added utility that the crabs could become food for me when I tired of them.

Unfortunately they overwhelmingly won the vote and we got a stupid cat instead. It isn't even a kitten anymore, and I'm also loosing the vote to make soup out of it so we can get a new kitten. As they give out lot's of kittens for free all over the place.

[*Red*Alert]

Well as you can see, both Lenin and Che favored Dogs.


However, I would have to say the most shocking communist pet is the East German rabbit.
http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,774187,00.jpg


Please tell me that's photoshopped? If not tell me where I can find one of them!!! :blink:

Aside from Rabbits, Pigs are the way to go. Remember Animal Farm, both Trotsky and Stalin were pigs.

[Panda Tse Tung]

ants. win. end of discussion.

[Angry Young Man]

Bees - they work towards a common goal of making honey.

But dogs are cuter, even if they are liberals. So get a wolf instead.

[Il Medico]

Please tell me that's photoshopped? If not tell me where I can find one of them!!! :blink:

Aside from Rabbits, Pigs are the way to go. Remember Animal Farm, both Trotsky and Stalin were pigs.
Not photoshopped, unfortunately seems they will soon be on Kim's menu though.
http://tkcollier.wordpress.com/2007/01/12/monster-bunnies-for-north-korea/

[Abc]

cats by far.....

[LOLseph Stalin]

get a dog and name it after a bad politician, then call it (insert name) you son of a *****, all the time

:laugh:

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[Manifesto]

Please tell me that's photoshopped? If not tell me where I can find one of them!!! :blink:
Its not photo shopped, its real. And if you want one just look on the internet a bit.

[*Red*Alert]

Its not photo shopped, its real. And if you want one just look on the internet a bit.
I do. There's a litter of young males for sale in Co. Down for only 50 pound sterling each.


Bunny boiler: Kim Jong-il ate my giant rabbits

April 6, 2007



BERLIN: A German farmer who sold 12 giant rabbits to North Korea with the aim of setting up a breeding program to alleviate famine has said he was shocked to hear they were eaten at Kim Jong-il's birthday banquet.


Karl Szmolinsky sent his oversized bunnies to Pyongyang to boost meat production. Der Spiegel reported that the 68-year-old breeder had been due to travel to North Korea to help set up the farm, but had received a telephone call last week from an official cancelling the trip.


Mr Szmolinsky told Der Spiegel that although he had no evidence, he believed his rabbits, which each weighed more than 10 kilograms, had been eaten at a banquet for the North Korean leader on February 16. "North Korea won't be getting any more rabbits from me, they don't even need to bother asking," he told the magazine.


Among the rabbits sent to North Korea late last year was Robert, a monster who won a prize as Germany's largest rabbit.


Pyongyang's embassy in Berlin has denied the rabbits are dead.
Kim Jong-il is a wanker :mad:

[spiltteeth]

Cats are the least communist pets ever. Greedy selfish little bastards. You want to get an ant farm.

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/com.jpg

[Manifesto]

Most communist pet is a black cat.

[spiltteeth]

Most communist pet is a black cat.

why not a red one?

[Manifesto]

why not a red one?
Well I was using that for the black panthers but seeing a red cat would be cool and no I am not counting those orange cats.

[Muzk]

ants. win. end of discussion.


Ants are divided into classes, and live in a totalitarian dictatorship!

Solidarity for ant workers!

[spiltteeth]

Well I was using that for the black panthers but seeing a red cat would be cool and no I am not counting those orange cats.

Lets promote unity and create a cat black on one side and red on the other

[Redmau5]

Most communist pet is a black cat.

http://www.revleft.com/uploads/post-32-1155189120.jpg


It makes me want to be a syndicalist, just for the symbol.

[spiltteeth]

this is my new pick

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/godzilla-happycat.jpg

[LOLseph Stalin]

Ants are divided into classes, and live in a totalitarian dictatorship!

Solidarity for ant workers!

Smash the Ant monarchy!

[spiltteeth]

I do. There's a litter of young males for sale in Co. Down for only 50 pound sterling each.

Kim Jong-il is a wanker :mad:


How much you wanna bet Kim-Jong ate the baby bunnies live while he made children watch yelling 'No easter this year!"

[eyedrop]

Smash the Ant monarchy!

Given that the ant workers can't reproduce, I'm not sure how smart that would be for them.

[OneNamedNameLess]

Ants are divided into classes, and live in a totalitarian dictatorship!

Solidarity for ant workers!

All the workers are equal and are represented by the queen but she's not really a queen, her enemies just call her that to blacken her. The ant colony is the animal kingdom's only true democratic system.

[Sam_b]

The Russian for bear, or медведь, literally translates as "he who eats honey".

Fuck any of this 'communist pets' bullshit, I want a bear.

[Il Medico]

The Russian for bear, or медведь, literally translates as "he who eats honey".

Fuck any of this 'communist pets' bullshit, I want a bear.
So you can ride it?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bear_cavalry.jpg

[spiltteeth]

Given that the ant workers can't reproduce, I'm not sure how smart that would be for them.

Thanks for telling me that now!

I've spent the entire last 2 days digging up ant colonies and executing the queens in tiny guillotines while passing out tiny 'quotes from chairman Mao' books to all the workers....I'm gonna have a counter-revolution on my hands!

[Angry Young Man]

get a dog and name it after a bad politician, then call it (insert name) you son of a *****, all the time

One problem with your theory. When you pet him, you'll have to go "Ooohh yaw a gud boy arncha, William Hague!" Plus, with a name like that, he might develop a taste for black pudding made out of the blood of workers. Then there's the really important thing: I don't want a collie called William Hague. I wanna call 'em something nice like Badger or Orville and Wilbur. Wow, you wana get a dog just to be spiteful to it? You're sick man! Something is very wrong with you! Quoth Kurt Cobain: "right-wing is the dirtiest, foulest insult you can call a person"

[Angry Young Man]

Well as you can see, both Lenin and Che favored Dogs.
http://communistsforkerry.com/images/events/Revol_10.09.04/Lenin_dog.jpg


If you did your research, you'd know Lenin was a cat person.

[Il Medico]

If you did your research, you'd know Lenin was a cat person.
Sorry I have a life. And I have better things to do than find out whether comrade Lenin like cats or dogs.

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

I have no idea why or how, but my dog is afraid of Americans. Everytime I take an American friend home, he gets defenssive and barks and behaves in ways he doesn't in the presence of people of any other nationality.
always reminds me of that David Bowie song 'I'm Afraid of Americans'

[Il Medico]

why not a red one?
Why not purple?
http://mvh.sr.unh.edu/challenges/images/purple_cat.jpg

[spiltteeth]

Because purple is the color of royalty.

All royalist cat's must be guillotined.

[spiltteeth]

Also, all royalist cat sympathizer's will be marked by wearing the helmet of shame.

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/frog_cat_thumbnail.jpg

[Manifesto]

Also, all royalist cat sympathizer's will be marked by wearing the helmet of shame.

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/frog_cat_thumbnail.jpg
That is just the cutest thing.:blushing:

[LOLseph Stalin]

I love kitties thus this thread is adorable. :wub:

[Angry Young Man]

Also, all royalist cat sympathizer's will be marked by wearing the helmet of shame.

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/frog_cat_thumbnail.jpg
That does not look like a happy frog. It's eating kitten head. Plus, it's degrading to put that thing on a cat, and not in a cute way like putting a ruff collar on a dog or teaching a chimp to smoke.

[amandevsingh]

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/07/02/chimp_gun.jpg