am I the only dick that does this?

[Comrade B]

I like to mess with my friends and make them think that I am much more dangerous than I really am, when they think that I don't know I am around I make fake suspicious sounding phone calls, move heavy equipment, and make things look more suspicious than they really are, I love doing this to those that really don't know crap about modern communism.
I have a big trunk in my basement, filled with tools, half the people in my drinking buddy group think that it contains two RPG rockets, god I love being a good liar.
not a particularly good talent exactly, but a fun as shit one.

Also I have a guy convinced that I keep 6 AKs in a room in my house, even lead on to a suspicious odd room I found beneath the stair case crossing to another room

and for the hell of it convinced another couple people I have a coke habit, not for any particular reason though

[bcbm]

I think making up these sort of things in general and then bringing up the fact that you do this on an internet forum has very little to do with "messing with your friends."

[Il Medico]

am I the only dick that does this?
Yes.

[Pogue]

I like to mess with my friends and make them think that I am much more dangerous than I really am, when they think that I don't know I am around I make fake suspicious sounding phone calls, move heavy equipment, and make things look more suspicious than they really are, I love doing this to those that really don't know crap about modern communism.
I have a big trunk in my basement, filled with tools, half the people in my drinking buddy group think that it contains two RPG rockets, god I love being a good liar.
not a particularly good talent exactly, but a fun as shit one.

Also I have a guy convinced that I keep 6 AKs in a room in my house, even lead on to a suspicious odd room I found beneath the stair case crossing to another room

and for the hell of it convinced another couple people I have a coke habit, not for any particular reason though

You are what we call a loser.

[Raúl Duke]

I like to mess with my friends and make them think that I am much more dangerous than I really am, when they think that I don't know I am around I make fake suspicious sounding phone calls, move heavy equipment, and make things look more suspicious than they really are, I love doing this to those that really don't know crap about modern communism.
I have a big trunk in my basement, filled with tools, half the people in my drinking buddy group think that it contains two RPG rockets, god I love being a good liar.
not a particularly good talent exactly, but a fun as shit one.

Also I have a guy convinced that I keep 6 AKs in a room in my house, even lead on to a suspicious odd room I found beneath the stair case crossing to another room

and for the hell of it convinced another couple people I have a coke habit, not for any particular reason though

It's a matter of perspective if these are "white lies" or not
The deal is not to be found out.

Although by the sound of it you may be a compulsive liar...

Now, personally, if I think you are a dick...
Well I've never personally met you so what should I know?

[Angry Young Man]

Did you mean to say messing around with your friends' heads?

[Killfacer]

I would be more impressed if you actually did have 6 AKs, 2 RPGs and a coke habit.

[An archist]

That's odd, I generally try to downplay my 'dangerousness', I try to make people think that those suspicious crates contain tools, but actually they're my rpg crates.

[Comrade B]

Hah, I love how critical everyone is,
honestly it isn't like I am going to keep these things going for a long time, I tell them it was a lie soon enough,
god you guys really hate drunk pranks

No offense but some of you guys are really tight assed, why exactly are you so extremely pissed off?

[Comrade B]

oh yeah, and the coke habit thing I did to some people I didn't really like nor want to think I am a fun guy so they would finally leave me the fuck alone

[Jimmie Higgins]

I like to play a game of shocking yuppies. When I'm with my friends and we pass yuppies on the street or wait behind them at a crosswalk, I like throw some offensive non-sequiters into the conversation for them to overhear.

"...$500 for my Kidney - I could get twice that in Europe!"

"...Well I told you we should have had it aborted!"

"...But I told him I don't know the first thing about cooking meth!"

"...We were going at least 50, so the dog didn't have a chance. It's cool though 'cause no one saw and so we just threw it under some bushes."

One for the elevator: "...tight space always make me real paranoid after smoking angel dust"

"...I can't wait to vote for Ralph Nader again" - possibly the most offensive thing to a liberal yuppie's ears.

"...he came up to the counter and said it tasted like shit which is ridiculous because alls I did was piss in it!"

"...Sue and Alex's kid says the funniest things when he's on acid"

[Misanthrope]

So you act crazy on purpose?

[communard resolution]

Fuck! When I first saw this I only quickly glanced over the user name and thought it was Comrade Joe! I couldn't believe what I was reading...

[hugsandmarxism]

I like to play a game of shocking yuppies. When I'm with my friends and we pass yuppies on the street or wait behind them at a crosswalk, I like throw some offensive non-sequiters into the conversation for them to overhear.

"...$500 for my Kidney - I could get twice that in Europe!"

"...Well I told you we should have had it aborted!"

"...But I told him I don't know the first thing about cooking meth!"

"...We were going at least 50, so the dog didn't have a chance. It's cool though 'cause no one saw and so we just threw it under some bushes."

One for the elevator: "...tight space always make me real paranoid after smoking angel dust"

"...I can't wait to vote for Ralph Nader again" - possibly the most offensive thing to a liberal yuppie's ears.

"...he came up to the counter and said it tasted like shit which is ridiculous because alls I did was piss in it!"

"...Sue and Alex's kid says the funniest things when he's on acid"

I had a good belly laugh thanks to you :laugh:

[Mala Tha Testa]

Nah Comrade B, I do these things as well.
The lying that is.
It's just funny to see the look on people's faces.
But as you said, I tell them I'm lying soon afterward.

Friends and I often do the things that Gravedigger described as well.
And sometimes when your friend(s) that're with you didn't know you were going to say something like that, their reaction's funny too.

[Comrade B]

"...Sue and Alex's kid says the funniest things when he's on acid"
hehe, like this one a lot

[Jimmie Higgins]

And sometimes when your friend(s) that're with you didn't know you were going to say something like that, their reaction's funny too.

Yeah really it's for their benefit and most other people are too caught-up in their own conversations to even notice anyway.

But it's also for the strangers too; I like to imagine they come home after a sterile day of being a yuppie (reading newspapers at cafes and walking dogs is apparently what they do all day) and then they can say: "honey, today I was using some new hand held gadgetry and walking the dog when I overheard heard one of those poor people talking about selling his Kidney!".

And then his wife can reply, "Oh, well yes, that's a trend among kids today. Come over here I need some advice about flipping one of my properties".

[Raúl Duke]

I like to play a game of shocking yuppies. When I'm with my friends and we pass yuppies on the street or wait behind them at a crosswalk, I like throw some offensive non-sequiters into the conversation for them to overhear.

"...$500 for my Kidney - I could get twice that in Europe!"

"...Well I told you we should have had it aborted!"

"...But I told him I don't know the first thing about cooking meth!"

"...We were going at least 50, so the dog didn't have a chance. It's cool though 'cause no one saw and so we just threw it under some bushes."

One for the elevator: "...tight space always make me real paranoid after smoking angel dust"

"...I can't wait to vote for Ralph Nader again" - possibly the most offensive thing to a liberal yuppie's ears.

"...he came up to the counter and said it tasted like shit which is ridiculous because alls I did was piss in it!"

"...Sue and Alex's kid says the funniest things when he's on acid"

This seems to be a pretty good idea.

[Jimmie Higgins]

This seems to be a pretty good idea.I think it's a gonzo idea actually.

[Jazzratt]

God damn your life sounds dull.

[Comrade B]

God damn your life sounds dull. Can give you that one

Join Date: May 2008
Location: Walla Walla, The Empire
Posts: 658

[RedRise]

The other day I twisted my ankle (I have week ankles) and when a friend asked me what I'd done to it I said i'd fallen under a bombardment of rocks and honkey nuts whilst leading a raid on a posh house in my vicinity. This left everyone who doesn't know me well gaping. Even one close friend was fooled until I gave them an eye-roll. I tell people about non-existent fist fights that I got into and ect. The effect is even better when you've just sauntered into the room wearing a cock-eyed Che beret.:D
I sometimes make jokes about being on drugs but they're pretty easy to see through (i take medication). I do it partially for fun and partially for the fear effect. The way I see it, the more people fear you the less likely they are to interfere.

[NecroCommie]

not a particularly good talent exactly, but a fun as shit one.

Agreed!

And no you are not alone, in a way I do this occationally too. I always like to fuck with peoples minds I don't respect that much (we all have those people, lets face it.) It gives me a self-assuring illusion of superiority when I am able to tamper with peoples behaviour so accurately. I love it.

[Colonello Buendia]

the reverse of this happens two me. On account of my Italian background and the fact that my father has the presence of a mob king pin, all my school mates suspect that we are in fact members of Cosanostra. no matter how many times I tell them that I am not Sicilian and nor do I leave horses heads about the place. Subsequently I've given up trying to correct them and choose to let them fear me.

[Killfacer]

I've got a scar on my stomach where i was stabbed in a knife fight. I always pretend i had bladder cancer to be exciting.

[Communist Theory]

I call him the minister of propaganda.

[Intifadah]

I like to mess with my friends and make them think that I am much more dangerous than I really am, when they think that I don't know I am around I make fake suspicious sounding phone calls, move heavy equipment, and make things look more suspicious than they really are, I love doing this to those that really don't know crap about modern communism.
I have a big trunk in my basement, filled with tools, half the people in my drinking buddy group think that it contains two RPG rockets, god I love being a good liar.
not a particularly good talent exactly, but a fun as shit one.

Also I have a guy convinced that I keep 6 AKs in a room in my house, even lead on to a suspicious odd room I found beneath the stair case crossing to another room

and for the hell of it convinced another couple people I have a coke habit, not for any particular reason though

http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/kip-dynamite.jpg

[Dimentio]

I like to mess with my friends and make them think that I am much more dangerous than I really am, when they think that I don't know I am around I make fake suspicious sounding phone calls, move heavy equipment, and make things look more suspicious than they really are, I love doing this to those that really don't know crap about modern communism.
I have a big trunk in my basement, filled with tools, half the people in my drinking buddy group think that it contains two RPG rockets, god I love being a good liar.
not a particularly good talent exactly, but a fun as shit one.

Also I have a guy convinced that I keep 6 AKs in a room in my house, even lead on to a suspicious odd room I found beneath the stair case crossing to another room

and for the hell of it convinced another couple people I have a coke habit, not for any particular reason though

Brilliant ^^

Just prepare that the police may knock on your door as soon as something spectacular happens in your neighbourhood.

[Sam_b]

No offense but some of you guys are really tight assed, why exactly are you so extremely pissed off?

Because people like you post on this forum. Please lock yourself in your cupboard and never return.

If you've got any coke I'll be needing to confiscate that, by the way.

[Pogue]

Because people like you post on this forum. Please lock yourself in your cupboard and never return.

If you've got any coke I'll be needing to confiscate that, by the way.

Damn lumpen trots, always doing drugs and stuff, i bet your a vegan punk too!

[gorillafuck]

"...Sue and Alex's kid says the funniest things when he's on acid"
That's the best one by far:laugh:

[Comrade B]

Because people like you post on this forum. Please lock yourself in your cupboard and never return.don't you have something better to do than pretend you are better than me?


http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/kip-dynamite.jpg
Don't kid yourself, I don't really care enough to try to impress internet kids
I made this topic when I was drunk after messing with some of my friends.
Half the people in the page say they do the same thing, give it a rest.

[Sam_b]

don't you have something better to do than pretend you are better than me?

I don't need to pretend. I am better than you - in every single way.

[Comrade B]

I don't need to pretend. I am better than you - in every single way.
you have posted on more than once now.

[*Viva La Revolucion*]

I make fake suspicious sounding phone calls

Suspicious sounding calls? Do tell! :laugh:

[Sam_b]

you have posted on more than once now

That doesn't even make sense. Not that i'm surprised.

[9]

When I was a teenager I used to "go partying", and I'd get drunk and give every person I interacted with (who didn't already know me) a different name for myself. "Lola" was the most common one. I found this extremely amusing at the time, though in retrospect, it was probably because I was drunk because it really isn't funny. But my friends enjoyed it.

[Comrade B]

Suspicious sounding calls? Do tell!
drunk when I did it, something about where to leave crates


That doesn't even make sense. Not that i'm surprised.

Because people like you post on this forum. Please lock yourself in your cupboard and never return.http://www.revleft.com/vb/../revleft/smilies2/lol.gif

[Sam_b]

Red X - Better luck next time.

[Eat the Rich]

People who lie about themsleves constantly, usualy do it because they have an inferiority complex. So through lies, they want to raise themselves above their friend/family circle and feel better about themselves, by impressing people with lies. Sometimes they end up believing the lies they told themsleves....

[ZeroNowhere]

People who lie about themsleves constantly, usualy do it because they have an inferiority complex. So through lies, they want to raise themselves above their friend/family circle and feel better about themselves, by impressing people with lies. Sometimes they end up believing the lies they told themsleves....Again, there's very few things that are too bad even for Chit-Chat, but psychology is one of them. Be quiet.

Anyways, since we're talking about bad habits, I have a habit of finding that most threads in Chit-Chat are crap, and then posting in them to say or infer such. Ahem.