Deadliest Warrior

[Killfacer]

Did anyone see that fucking genius program on Bravo tonight called "Deadliest Warrior".

If not the fucking watch it now. It's probably the best idea for a program ever. It's essentially loads of experts running tests on weapons etc to see who would win in a fight.

Tonight was a Ninja vs a Spartan.

I read in screen burn that the last fight is a Taliban member versus someone from the IRA :lol:

[Il Medico]

I am tempted to spoil the entire season for you Killfacer, but I won't.

Here is the line up:
Gladiator vs Apache
Viking vs Samurai
Spartan vs Ninja
Pirate vs Knight
Mafia vs Yakuza
Green Berets vs Spetsnaz
Shoulin Monk vs Maori Warrior
William Wallace vs Shaka Zulu
IRA vs Taliban

[Killfacer]

Oh shit, some yank is gonna post loads of spoilers. DON'T DO IT!

[Kamerat]

Watching tv is for people over 70 (years old). Have you heard of a new thing called the internet. Watching tv is like siting down in front of your radio stareing at it while you listing to it all evening. Like they did in the 30-40-50s.:laugh:

[Killfacer]

Watch tv is for people over 70 (years old). Have you heard of a new thing called the internet. Watching tv is like siting down in front of your radio stareing at it while you listing to it all evening. Like they did in the 30-40-50s.:laugh:

Go away on your super high speed broadband you damned scandanavian.

[Il Medico]

Nm.(re-read your post)

The spartan was bad ass. the ninja got pwned.

[Killfacer]

Yeah, fucking brilliant it was too!

[Red Raw]

Yea i watched it to guys.

Dam i wish i was alive when the Spartans were around with his 20 inch sword
And his big spear.:)

[Il Medico]

The test for the spartan short sword was bollocks thou. I mean, it's a fuck short sword, meant for STABBING and the compare it to a ninja sword (made of steel) in a slashing contest. (I did love how the sword got redeemed in the simulation thou. Sword 1, Impaled Ninja 0. ):lol:

EDIT:http://www.spike.com/video/deadliest-warrior/3158069

[Killfacer]

Yeah, still i agreed with the end result.

In fairness though like the bloke said at the end, a ninja wouldn't just wade in a fight. He'd ambush them or kill them in their sleep.

[KrazyRabidSheep]

I've seen most of them while at a friend's house. The "tests" they do are bullshit, and the results punched into the computer is all based, at some point, on subjective data, and the "ex-paramedic" (if I was him I wouldn't admit it, he comes off as a fool to me); and ER Dr. oversimplify, but nonetheless, the show is very, very entertaining (and isn't that what's important?)

My favourite was IRA vs. Taliban. . .

[Killfacer]

I want to see one with fictional characters in, for example:

King Arthur Vs Aragorn

[Il Medico]

Match up wins:
0, 1
0, 1
1, 0
1, 0
1, 0
0, 1
1, 0
1, 0
1, 0

[Killfacer]

Match up wins:
0, 1
0, 1
1, 0
1, 0
1, 0
0, 1
1, 0
1, 0
1, 0
?

[Il Medico]

?
FIGURE IT OUT!
(if you want spoilers, that is)

[Killfacer]

figure it out!
(if you want spoilers, that is)

you fucking bastard.

Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Il Medico]

you fucking bastard.

Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What you figure it out?:lol:

[Killfacer]

What you figure it out?:lol:

no because i read what you said about spoilers then quit as soon as i could.

[nuisance]

They're on youtube. Top shit.

[bcbm]

Wouldn't Pirate v. Ninja have made more sense?

[Killfacer]

I love pirates but i swear they would get their heads kicked in by most people.

[Il Medico]

Pirate vs Knight. And Killfacer, do not underestimate a man with a blunderbuss.

[Killfacer]

Pirate vs Knight. And Killfacer, do not underestimate a man with a blunderbuss.

I was discussing that with my mate. We assumed he wouldn't have a fire arm because frankly thats unfair.

[Il Medico]

He has a garnado (grenade), a shit load of flit lock pistols, and a blunderbuss. Plus a boarding axe, and a Cutlass.

Knight has, full suit of armor, board sword, morning star, halberd, and a crossbow. (Oh and he gets a horse too!)

Who will win? you'll find out when you watch it.

[Killfacer]

A crossbow? Knights didn't really use crossbows much did they? :confused: