Funny Yet Informative Book - The Worst-Case Scenario Surviva

[I Bow 4 Che]

This book is so fucking awesome! You should seriously get it! It gives a full guide on how to:

.How to escape from quick sand
.How to break down a door
.How to break into a car
.How to Hot Wire a car
.How to perform a fast 180-Degree turn with your car
.How to ram a car
.How to escape from a sinking car
.How to deal with a downed power-line
.How to survive a poisonous snake attack
.How to fend off a shark
.How to escape from a bear
.How to escape from a mountain lion
.How to wrestle free from an aligator
.How to escape from killer bees
.How to deal with a charging bull
.How to win a sword fight
.How to take a punch
.How to jump from a bridge or cliff into a river
.How to jump from building into a dumpster
.How to maneuver on top of a moving train and get inside
.How to jump from a moving car
.How to leap from a motorcycle to a car
.How to perform tracheotomy
.How to use a defibrillator to restore a heart beat
.How to identify a bomb
.How to deliver a baby in a taxi cab
.How to treat frostbite
.How to treat a leg fracture
.How to treat a bullet or knife wound
.How to land a plane
.How to survive an earthquake
.How to survive adrift at sea
.How to survive when lost in the desert
.How to survive if your parachute fails to open
.How to survive an avalanche
.How to survive if you are in the line of gunfire
.How to survive when lost in the mountains
.How to make fire without matches
.How to avoid being struck by lightning
.How to get to the surface if your scuba tank runs out of air


and this is seriously the coolest book in the world, and its small it could probably fit in a "small" backpack, its light (about the length of a tissue box and half an inch thick) and you can get it at your nearest book store (I got mine at barnes and nobel) and the authors are : Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht

and the reason I think this is such a cool book is because it has the most pointless unfortunate situations in the world, yet is so serious on how to escape them. You should seriously get this book, it can come very useful later hehe so now that you all think im TRULY insane, ill end this long post

oh and btw....any of you have or have heared of this book?

[BOZG]

Sounds good. But let me give you some of my own advice


How to identify a bomb

You can normally identify the bomb from the loud noise, flying debris and burning flames.

Peace and may you never find yourself in one of those situations. And if you do pull out your trusty book and you'll be saved.


BTW, what's the name of the book?

(Edited by BornOfZapatasGuns at 10:22 am on April 6, 2002)

[I Bow 4 Che]

im suppose to be asleep now remember...shhhh LOL well lets pretend my evil twin snook up and got on my computer and answered your question. The book is titled what the description of this topic is, ill make you work for it, its not that hard...WHERES WALDO IS COOL! sorry that was completly irrelevent but that is some kick ass literature! wheres waldo is my man...anyway....oh right um bombs are cool and stuff...nite-for reals this time

[Kunkelz]

For other kick-ass survival-techniques check out the s.a.s-survival guide for those annoying situations like;

-How to survive a atomic blast.

This is fun to;
-How to make a trap that can kill a bear, (or your annoying little brother)

[MJM]

I love these kind of books.
The one I read had
how to jump from a train
how to ride a wild horse.
lol good stuff.
where's my lasoo gone...

[Fires of History]

These line of books are great!

There's a newer one that is a Travel edition, full of tips on how to survive a mugging, leaping between rooftops, and even how to survive being a hostage.

Great!