The sibling thread

[The Feral Underclass]

I have a younger sister and she's fucking awesome. She's a writer and best described as the female Charles Bukowski. What a woman!

[RHIZOMES]

Good for you I'm an only child and my extended family are all sheltered middle class twits

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

I have a two year old brother.

[9]

I have a 24-year-old brother who, in spite of being a working class college student who several months ago resorted to 'setting up residence' in a tent in Olympia, is generally uninterested in leftist ideas. In fact, he is a lifestylist and new age hippie to the most vile extreme. He has all sorts of crackpot ideas about 2012 and freemasonry, and he is obsessed with mysticism and "spirits" and shit like that, and he hates atheists with a passion (I am an atheist, and it is constantly an issue between us). He is also sanctimonious about veganism. I once stopped at McDonalds to get something to eat on the way to visit him, and when I got there and he saw the bag, he started freaking the fuck out about how people like me were the reason there was capitalism and the environment is going to shit. He was seriously pissed at me the rest of the time. Granted, my family is the behavioral Jewish cultural stereotype incarnate, so we all lay this sort of guilt trip on one another for any and every reason possibly imaginable on every possible occasion. But nonetheless, I find his dogmatic infatuation with new-age philosophies profoundly nauseating.
But I love him.:)

[Bilan]

I have a brother who is a year older, and a professional snowboarder.

[Killfacer]

2 bros and 2 sisters, 4 nieces aswell.

[Angry Young Man]

I'm the baby. My sister on and off does a PhD in film, my brother's a squaddy :( I never really got on with him though. I look nowt like him too (a grace to me and curse to him). He recently had a bairn and I showed a mate a photo. He's like "he looks nothing like you! How old is he, like 34?" He's 23

[Jazzratt]

I have a younger sister; she's a bit weird and we get on great. Probably because she's a lot friendlier than me.

[RedAnarchist]

I have an older sister and 3 younger brothers, plus 1 older step-sister and 1 younger step-brother.

[Pirate Utopian]

1 younger brother and 1 younger sister.

[which doctor]

I have an older brother who is nearly my exact opposite. We get along well enough, but since he's 5 years older than I, we were never really close when we were young. He was a business major in college and he's in the US Army (in Afghanistan now).

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I've got a sister about a year younger than me.

[Bright Banana Beard]

I have 4 brothers, 1 sister, 2 half-sister, 1 step-sister and 1 step-brother. They are all alright with me.

[Manifesto]

I have a younger sister 13, and two older brothers 26 and 30.

[Pogue]

I have an older sister. She is sound as and gets into fights with racist people at parties. She is not really political beyond obvious things of not liking racists, the BNP etc.

[Sarah Palin]

I have two tween sisters who don't do shit.

[Angry Young Man]

You should take them to the doctor about it.

[Pogue]

They need to eat more fruit.

[Killfacer]

I hear that lots of fibre is needed. So fruit and Weatabix would be advisable.

[Il Medico]

I have a younger brother who is autistic.

[Angry Young Man]

lol. Plus, I made the first post commenting on somebody else's siblings. I'l also say 'awwww' to Joe's post.

[Misanthrope]

I have an older brother, a "socially liberal, fiscally conservative" capitalist "libertarian". A younger brother who watches tv all day.

[Angry Young Man]

Doesn't 'fiscally conservative' mean tighter than a screw?

[Delirium]

I have an older brother who is a blacksmith, anti-statist, "primmie", gun nut.

I also have a younger half brother who i dont really know, but i suspect has fetal alcohol syndrome. :(

[Madvillainy]

i have a younger brother. who is taller than me. :(

[NecroCommie]

Bah! You are all amateurs at breeding like rats.
I have a younger brother (17), an older brother (30) and a sister (33). In addition to this I have 9 cousins and my sister has four children.
Oh, and everyone of these are metalheads and goths, except the children of my sister. (children...)

[Niccolò Rossi]

My younger brother (16) is an apprentice panel beater. I don't like him, he is very childish and creates a lot of family problems for us.

My other younger brother (14) is still in high school. He's not a writer or snowboarder or a soldier or anything really interesting like that. haha

[Killfacer]

Bah! You are all amateurs at breeding like rats.
I have a younger brother (17), an older brother (30) and a sister (33). In addition to this I have 9 cousins and my sister has four children.
Oh, and everyone of these are metalheads and goths, except the children of my sister. (children...)

Fuck you cocky boy!

[NecroCommie]

Fuck you cocky boy!
You would be wise to divert this anger to my parents and grandparents.

[kharacter]

I have two sisters. One is my best friend, she's wonderul. She was a state socialist early teens, but now considers herself a libertarian socialist. I was elated with her recognition of that.

My other sister is 10 and very spoiled, but she's still got time to become a good person. She's heading there - when shes in a good mood, she'll approach me with such comments as "Don't conservatives suck?". She knows what i like, but allows knows what makes me tick

[Sarah Palin]

Yes, politically, my youngest tween sister still doesn't do shit, but the older one, 12 I think, isn't overtly conservative but will be later in life. She freaks out when anyone talks about sex, drinks alcohol, says pot isn't bad, or says a "curse word."

[Misanthrope]

Doesn't 'fiscally conservative' mean tighter than a screw?

I don't know what you mean by that. He is like a Ron Paul type.


says pot isn't bad,

lol.. as I notice your tendency

there is still hope for her. I was anti-drug and considered myself a conservative at a young age and look where I am now :D

[gorillafuck]

I have an older brother. He's about a year and a half older than me. And since apparently we're discussing our siblings political views he's a liberal.

[The Ungovernable Farce]

Oh, I thought this thread was meant to be for discussing our fantasies about TAT's sister. What a woman.

[Nwoye]

Oh, I thought this thread was meant to be for discussing our fantasies about TAT's sister. What a woman.
we need rep in chit chat :laugh:

[Hoggy_RS]

I have an older sister who is 22 today. She is a law student & despises communism.

[Kamerat]

I have younger brother (21 apolitical) whos forced into the conscript army agains his will, far far in the even colder north. Where he learn to kill his follow worker. Had he only been my sister the state would not have troubled him. Self proclaimed feminist in the "social domocratic" government call this equality. Fucking hypocrits.

[NecroCommie]

I know, as a consentious objector I meet those douchebacks everyday. If the nordic country you mentioned by any chance happens to be Finland, I suggest the jail or the civilian service. Civilian service is not only more fun, but actually pays much better depending on your superior. All th better, you can start it in an instant by informing your garrison officer that you are hereby after a civilian serviceman. You can leave within hours and then months later the bureucracy starts working to get you to civilian work. I'm not sure, but I think you can even serve the civilian service abroad. Don't quote me on that one though.

Even if it is not Finland where he is, Sweden and Germany both have even better civilian service programs which are practical holidays compared to the finnish one. I doubt Norway and Denmark could be far behind.

[Killfacer]

I know, as a consentious objector I meet those douchebacks everyday. If the nordic country you mentioned by any chance happens to be Finland, I suggest the jail or the civilian service. Civilian service is not only more fun, but actually pays much better depending on your superior.

Didn't realise you had national service :scared:

[Kamerat]

Didn't realise you had national service :scared:
Thats the only drawback when you live in a "Scandinavian Utopia" compared to 1 of the Anglo Empires.

[Kamerat]

I know, as a consentious objector I meet those douchebacks everyday. If the nordic country you mentioned by any chance happens to be Finland, I suggest the jail or the civilian service. Civilian service is not only more fun, but actually pays much better depending on your superior. All th better, you can start it in an instant by informing your garrison officer that you are hereby after a civilian serviceman. You can leave within hours and then months later the bureucracy starts working to get you to civilian work. I'm not sure, but I think you can even serve the civilian service abroad. Don't quote me on that one though.

Even if it is not Finland where he is, Sweden and Germany both have even better civilian service programs which are practical holidays compared to the finnish one. I doubt Norway and Denmark could be far behind.
Yea you can take the option of jail or claim your fan of Gandhi and do civil service (sivil tjeneste), wipeing old people in the ass for a wage which barely covers the rent. But those are not options.

[Il Medico]

Oh, I thought this thread was meant to be for discussing our fantasies about TAT's sister. What a woman.
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[NecroCommie]

Thats the only drawback when you live in a "Scandinavian Utopia" compared to 1 of the Anglo Empires.
Out of all the scandinavian "utopias" only Finland has this setback. I believe... :confused:

[NecroCommie]

Yea you can take the option of jail or claim your fan of Gandhi and do civil service (sivil tjeneste), wipeing old people in the ass for a wage which barely covers the rent. But those are not options.
You seem to hold particularly chauvinist views for a leftist.

I can tell you from a personal experience, that no matter how bad the pay is in civilian service, it is always worse in the army. And as for the stupid stereotype of "wiping peoples asses", I rather enjoyed my service as a national museum assistant. You can choose the place of service, you did know that right? Nowadays you don't even have to "claim to be a friend of gandhi", because you can just say that your reasons are political or ideological, and they have to accept that.

More importantly, the nordic armies are all there to uphold bourgeois decadent ideologies. No true leftists goes to the army to support the state.

For a person who is so up-to-date on the dominant stereotypes you certainly have done little thinking beyond the words given to you by authority figures.

[Kamerat]

Out of all the scandinavian "utopias" only Finland has this setback. I believe... :confused:If you look at National Service in wikepedia you find that only Danmark, Sweden and Norway are mention of the scandinavian countrys. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_service.


You seem to hold particularly chauvinist views for a leftist.How are my veiws chauvinistic? Because im pissed of at the "feminists" who thinks boys should be forced in to the military while girls have the option?


I can tell you from a personal experience, that no matter how bad the pay is in civilian service, it is always worse in the army. And as for the stupid stereotype of "wiping peoples asses", I rather enjoyed my service as a national museum assistant. You can choose the place of service, you did know that right? Nowadays you don't even have to "claim to be a friend of gandhi", because you can just say that your reasons are political or ideological, and they have to accept that.The only options you got over here is either work at a oldfolks home or as a substitute teacher, and i dont think you can choose.


More importantly, the nordic armies are all there to uphold bourgeois decadent ideologies. No true leftists goes to the army to support the state. Of course, why do you bring this up?


For a person who is so up-to-date on the dominant stereotypes you certainly have done little thinking beyond the words given to you by authority figures.Old people in the oldfolks home need help with cleaning themself, takeing a shower and such. Its not a stereotype , its what one usually do when working at the oldfolks home, except from feeding them.

[NecroCommie]

If you look at National Service in wikepedia you find that only Danmark, Sweden and Norway are mention of the scandinavian countrys. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_service.
My bad, I thought you meant conscription.

How are my... ... ...

Another my bad, since you mentioned "wiping old peoples bottoms" I assumed you were just repeating the finnish stereotype of a civilian service (which is nowhere near accurate). If there is a place where this actually could describe the activities of civilian service, then I was not aware of it.

[Mujer Libre]

I have a 27 year old brother who is basically a social democrat and works in finance. He's a rugby player, and may look like a big burly boofhead, but he's actually a total softie. His politics are irrelevant, we care about one another, look out for one another and that's more important.

I think that's something you learn as you grow up- that you can't convince everyone to see the world the way you do, but if you care about one another- it doesn't matter. Leftism isn't all about being outwardly rebellious.

[bromide]

I have two younger sisters, one is 25 and completely apolitical to the point of becoming irritated when people talk politics in front of her. I love her, but she's incredibly hard to deal with in a family situation as she likes to pick fights with everyone except me. I'm concerned about her because she's very clearly orthorexic, to the point of looking very ill all the time, but she won't admit it. When she came to visit me last week, the only thing she ate was a salad with vinegar.

My youngest sister who is 23 is turning out well. She still tends towards being self-involved and insecure, which leads to tediously windy recollections of all the "men" that hit on her recently. If you can, however, get her talking about other things, she's really interesting. She's an Africanist who is remarkably fluent in Kiswahili and studying tropical diseases with the intent of moving to East Africa to be a physician. She reads like crazy and is usually pretty well informed politically.

My father has three (that we know of) and possibly up to five illegitimate children and three step children, but I don't know any of them as I don't talk to him.

[LOLseph Stalin]

I have a younger half-brother who is 9 and an older sister who is 21.

[Colonello Buendia]

younger sister, 15, in the throes of puberty so I'm tempted to ram her face through a wall (a partition wall not an outside one, I want to disfigure her not kill her) However I love her alot and compared to other kids her age she isn't particularly bad. Shes relatively apolitical but occasionally comes out with one liners that are frankly awesome. (those isrealis suck don't they? how could the conservatives ever get elected?)

[Comrade B]

Older brother, 21, studying psychology and law at University of Oregon.
Dislikes nearly all politicians or political systems, though often agrees with Marxist ideology on cultural issues. Kind of a hippie, love the guy, needs to keep his head low though and stop getting into trouble.

[The Feral Underclass]

I have a 27 year old brother who is basically a social democrat and works in finance. He's a rugby player, and may look like a big burly boofhead, but he's actually a total softie. His politics are irrelevant, we care about one another, look out for one another and that's more important.

He sounds hot.

[Mujer Libre]

He sounds hot.
I'll tell him you said that. He'll be flattered.

:lol:

[bromide]

Out of all the scandinavian "utopias" only Finland has this setback. I believe... :confused:
Sweden also has this issue. The Swede that I was with got around it by going to the doctor and getting a note saying that he had tons of allergy problems and a friend of his got around it by being openly gay.