Why was stalin feared?

[Charles Xavier]

http://ultraorange.net/media/2008/04/graphics-soviet-propaganda-all-hail-comrade-stalin.jpg

BECAUSE HES 250 METERS TALL!

[RedAnarchist]

I'm going to assume you meant to put this in Chit Chat, and not the Commie Club, so I'm going to move it to Chit Chat.

[scarletghoul]

Oh shit

[mykittyhasaboner]

Stalin vs Godzilla would be epic

[New Tet]

Stalin vs Mochipet!

[Pirate Utopian]

Godzilla would totally win. Godzilla breathes fires what powers does Stalin have besides being really tall?

[scarletghoul]

the power of steel and the iron force of the soviet people

[RHIZOMES]

That is an awesome poster I want it

[Black Sheep]

fucking lol:laugh:

[the last donut of the night]

Stalin was feared because he was the only mortal able to mildly hurt Durruti.

[Killfacer]

This is just like the stupid who would win in a fight King Kong Vs Godzilla. Obviously godzilla would fucking annihilate King Kong and giant Stalin. Ridiculous.

[Pirate Utopian]

This is just like the stupid who would win in a fight King Kong Vs Godzilla. Obviously godzilla would fucking annihilate King Kong and giant Stalin. Ridiculous.
I echo these sentiments.

[StalinFanboy]

This is just like the stupid who would win in a fight King Kong Vs Godzilla. Obviously godzilla would fucking annihilate King Kong and giant Stalin. Ridiculous.
Which Godzilla and which King Kong are we talking about?

[spiltteeth]

Just to fight Stalin would require Godzilla to fill out endless paperwork and petition various bureaucratic committees just to get a license to breath fire.
And Stalin has 'Power purge'

[Pirate Utopian]

Which Godzilla and which King Kong are we talking about?
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q55/ashtonlamont/Godzilla_Movie_16.jpg

[spiltteeth]

How about giant Stalin VS robot Kim Jong Iil ?

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Kim-Jong-Il-Unfolds-C.jpg

[Pirate Utopian]

Just to fight Stalin would require Godzilla to fill out endless paperwork and petition various bureaucratic committees just to get a license to breath fire.
And Stalin has 'Power purge'
Godzilla stomps all over bureaucracies and any gulags you try to purge him to.

[spiltteeth]

Who says North Korea isn't communist now?

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Kim-Jong-Il-Unfolds-Jump-C.jpg

[StalinFanboy]

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q55/ashtonlamont/Godzilla_Movie_16.jpg
Fuck that raggedy shit.

[An archist]

http://ultraorange.net/media/2008/04/graphics-soviet-propaganda-all-hail-comrade-stalin.jpg

BECAUSE HES 250 METERS TALL!

Actually it's more like 230 meters.

[hugsandmarxism]

Now, now... even though Stalin was a hurculean figure capable of knocking over tall buildings with a bat of his hand, we must remember that deep down...

http://www.revleft.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=212&pictureid=2372

he was a hopeless romantic

[Pirate Utopian]

Fuck that raggedy shit.
Raggedy? It's classic.

[DecDoom]

How about giant Stalin VS robot Kim Jong Iil ?

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Kim-Jong-Il-Unfolds-C.jpg

That's my new wallpaper.

[Charles Xavier]

Stalin could use a massive gun to shoot Godzilla.

[Pogue]

no gulag could contain godzilla

[Charles Xavier]

http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2009/04/08/stalin_6AMTC_3858.jpg

[scarletghoul]

Robot KJI for the motherfucking marxistleninist win

[Durruti's Ghost]

Stalin could use a massive gun to shoot Godzilla.

Or he could grab one of those enormous flags that are just lying around in the picture and use it as spear.

[Charles Xavier]

His hands alone are the size of several russian families!
http://brianakira.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/stalin-poster-08.jpg

[Sarah Palin]

Stalin was trained by Durruti.

[spiltteeth]

U.S. envoy James Kelly said. "Kim has made it clear that, if sufficiently threatened, he will not hesitate to use nuclear weapons or his arm-mounted HyperBazooka."

Added Kelly: "We are also forced to consider the possibility that Kim may attempt to robo-meld with other members of the Axis of Evil, forming a MegaMecha-Optima-Robosoldier. Kim would make a powerful right arm—or even a torso—for such a mechanism."

"The DPRK must not be subject to the whims of an international coalition with no regard for the welfare of the Korean people," said Kim before stomping the ground with his foot, unleashing a devastating ring of energy that vaporized nearby reporters and military vehicles. "Catastrophic Valiant Kim-Chee Earthquake Stomp-Kick!"

"Pyongyang Dynamo Power Punch!" added Kim, as he released his fist-modules skyward with twin robotic uppercuts.

[Pogue]

U.S. envoy James Kelly said. "Kim has made it clear that, if sufficiently threatened, he will not hesitate to use nuclear weapons or his arm-mounted HyperBazooka."

Added Kelly: "We are also forced to consider the possibility that Kim may attempt to robo-meld with other members of the Axis of Evil, forming a MegaMecha-Optima-Robosoldier. Kim would make a powerful right arm—or even a torso—for such a mechanism."

"The DPRK must not be subject to the whims of an international coalition with no regard for the welfare of the Korean people," said Kim before stomping the ground with his foot, unleashing a devastating ring of energy that vaporized nearby reporters and military vehicles. "Catastrophic Valiant Kim-Chee Earthquake Stomp-Kick!"

"Pyongyang Dynamo Power Punch!" added Kim, as he released his fist-modules skyward with twin robotic uppercuts.

ladies and gentlemen this thread has a winner

[spiltteeth]

And don't forget, with his supernatural charisma, Stalin could bring back fellow comrades from the dead.
Zombie Lenin!!!

http://zombielenin.ytmnd.com/ (http://zombielenin.ytmnd.com/)

[Il Medico]

I rest my case:
http://utahfreepress.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/godzillavkong21.jpg

[Angry Young Man]

Everyone knows that Godzilla gets pummeled by a giant kitten.

[spiltteeth]

I rest my case:
http://utahfreepress.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/godzillavkong21.jpg


In this scenario the woman would win -with the power of Love.

[OneNamedNameLess]

Trotsky, the POUM, and potentially the SWP would back Godzilla up and totally kick Stalin's huge arse.

[Il Medico]

In this scenario the woman would win -with the power of Love.
Duh. Who did you think I thought would win?

[NecroCommie]

No wonder Stalin always seemed a bit taller tha Lenin in the pictures.

[Gustav HK]

Stalin would also have the ability of "5-seconds plan", which would make his strenght many times bigger in no time!

Moreover Mao and Hoxha would come to help Stalin especially Hoxha.

Some of Hoxha´s special abilities: "Traditional-Albanian-music-and-dance attack", "Super-purging-Singurimi kick", and "Eagle punch".

Some of Mao´s special abilities: "Political-campaigns-with-weird-names confusion attack", and "Cultural Revolution body smash".

Godzilla would not have a chance!

[Killfacer]

Mao is a fat bloke with crap hair. Hoxha is some loser nobody cares about. Godzilla would easily kill all of them.

[Pirate Utopian]

Totally. I saw Destroy All Monsters yesterday, fucking great.
Any of the monsters in it could destroy these giant dead despots.
Even Minilla.

[Killfacer]

What's the name of Godzilla's giant spiked turtle friend thing.

[Pirate Utopian]

Anguirus.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Anguirus_1955_2.jpg

[Killfacer]

Yeah, him and Godzilla made a pretty good team when they had to fight Mecha Godzilla. Admittedly without the power of the ancient japanese protector King Ceasar they were unable to defeat him.

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/17427/582626-king_caesar_large.jpg

[Gustav HK]

But Godzilla only has a little sect of fans, while Stalin, Mao, and Hoxha have millions.

And Stalin has a big moustache !!! :{P

[Pirate Utopian]

HA! Godzilla has loads of fans I assure you.

Show me your millions of Hoxha fans.

[Killfacer]

But Godzilla only has a little sect of fans, while Stalin, Mao, and Hoxha have millions.

And Stalin has a big moustache !!! :{P

Godzilla is loved the world over.

[Pirate Utopian]

Can we leave Godzilla out of equation?, Godzilla is way more badass than Stalin ever aspired to be.:sleep:

[Killfacer]

Can we leave Godzilla out of equation?, Godzilla is way more badass than Stalin ever aspired to be.:sleep:

Stalin had purges but Gozilla can breathe fire. Godzilla is the fucking bomb.

No contest, this is just a silly argument.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Godzilla never exist, but Stalin, Mao and Hoxha existed.

[Killfacer]

Godzilla never exist, but Stalin, Mao and Hoxha existed.

Liar everyone knows they are actually all different incarnations of Satan and well, we ALL know satan doesn't exist. Don't be silly.

[spiltteeth]

Stalin would win godzilla over to his side with his magnetic personality.

Mao would infect godzilla with his numerous STD's

[Killfacer]

Stalin would win godzilla over to his side with his magnetic personality.

Mao would infect godzilla with his numerous STD's

Don't be ridiculous. :cursing:

[Pirate Utopian]

Stalin would win godzilla over to his side with his magnetic personality.

Mao would infect godzilla with his numerous STD's
Godzilla is a wild animal he doesnt give a fuck about personalities, he just needs to smash and destroy.

Mao couldnt climb up Godzilla's legs to infect him with anything.

And for Stalin existing and Godzilla not, I'd rather have a false Godzilla than a real Stalin.

Long live Godzillaism-Anguirusism-Mothraism!!!

[Il Medico]

Long live Godzillaism-Anguirusism-Mothraism!!!
You win the thread.

[Pirate Utopian]

:cool: upholding the classic giant monsters.

[Comrade B]

Godzilla would totally win. Godzilla breathes fires what powers does Stalin have besides being really tall?
His mustache is actually made of bullet deflecting steel, and he can make giant red flags shoot out of the ground impaling his opponents.

[Killfacer]

His mustache is actually made of bullet deflecting steel, and he can make giant red flags shoot out of the ground impaling his opponents.

well that doesn't matter because Godzilla doesn't use a gun :rolleyes:

[Gustav HK]

Now you have made Stalin angry, so he uses his super-ultra-5-minute-stakhanovite-plan technique:


Edit: Hey, that man beside Stalin looks like Putin.

[Kamerat]

Stalin would win godzilla over to his side with his magnetic personality.

Mao would infect godzilla with his numerous STD's
:lol::laugh:

[Pirate Utopian]

His mustache is actually made of bullet deflecting steel, and he can make giant red flags shoot out of the ground impaling his opponents.
Godzilla burns your flags before they even reach him and he doesnt use bullets.
He'll melt any steel anyway.

[spiltteeth]

Yea? Then Stalin would transform into a giant spider bigger than the whole planet WHAT!

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/aaaaaabghy.jpg

[Killfacer]

Thats a propaganda cartoon not real life you fool

[Pirate Utopian]

Damn it you gulagloving purgefuckers! Stalin is not a giant spider he's a fat humanoid walrus.

[Comrade B]

I am trying to find out what the hell spider Stalin is doing, and why is he at all interested in Wisconsin... people that live in Wisconsin aren't even interested in Wisconsin

[spiltteeth]

Thats a propaganda cartoon not real life you fool

This is an actual photo from NASA taken by the Hubble.

Also, learn your history, in 1943 giant Stalin Spider invaded Wisconsin for its delicious cheese and pasty women.

[spiltteeth]

Plus Godzilla was an aniti-union Libertarian, at least according to this poster put up by Big Business in Colorado last yr

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/ab.jpg

[Pirate Utopian]

Godzilla destroys more capitalists than Stalinists do.

[Killfacer]

Godzilla destroys the sky scrapers of mammon. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammon)

[Gustav HK]

I am trying to find out what the hell spider Stalin is doing, and why is he at all interested in Wisconsin... people that live in Wisconsin aren't even interested in Wisconsin


Stalins daughter lives in Wisconsin.

[Manifesto]

Yea? Then Stalin would transform into a giant spider bigger than the whole planet WHAT!

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/aaaaaabghy.jpg
Thats silly. Octopus Stalin ftw.
http://wpscms.pearsoncmg.com/wps/media/objects/1693/1733989/images/Resources/w066.jpg
I know, I know its a propaganda thing.

[Il Medico]

Thats silly. Octopus Stalin ftw.
http://wpscms.pearsoncmg.com/wps/media/objects/1693/1733989/images/Resources/w066.jpg
I know, I know its a propaganda thing.
Ummm...........Calamari.


Stalin is not a giant spider he's a fat humanoid walrus.
Goo goo ga joob

[Comrade B]

http://wpscms.pearsoncmg.com/wps/media/objects/1693/1733989/images/Resources/w066.jpg
hehe, love this, the writing on it is hilarious, what the fuck does octopus Stalin sitting on the north pole have to do with communism, also, it is 5 cents, you even have to pay for your propaganda in the US, very funny, and finally, who the hell passes on a pamphlet with no information on it?

[Manifesto]

finally, who the hell passes on a pamphlet with no information on it?
Americans?

[spiltteeth]

[QUOTE=Manifesto;1518042]Thats silly. Octopus Stalin ftw.
http://wpscms.pearsoncmg.com/wps/media/objects/1693/1733989/images/Resources/w066.jpg


I actually think this is just a normal giant octopus making love on top of Stalin from behind

And THAT is how communism works:

"Well, billy, when a giant octopus and a communist dictator love each other very very much...."

[Sarah Palin]

Damn it you gulagloving purgefuckers! Stalin is not a giant spider he's a fat humanoid walrus.

Stalin does not speak for the humanoid walrus population. And he is also a humanoid walrus by choice. With his bourgeiosie influence, he was able to persuade a Sri Lankan veterinarian to preform the operation. We have previously issued many statements condemning Stalin for his pseudo-walrussianness.

[Pirate Utopian]

I didnt mean to offend humanoid walrusses as a whole.

[Killfacer]

I didnt mean to offend humanoid walrusses as a whole.

Yes, Godzilla is in fact a huge fan of Humaoid Walrusses. As am i.

[LOLseph Stalin]

Godzilla destroys more capitalists than Stalinists do.

All the more reason to admire him. :lol:

[Pirate Utopian]

Exactly.

[Charles Xavier]

Godzilla may destroy capitalists, but Stalin destroys Capitalism.

[Dimentio]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_lZabYCwPY

Thats why. He beated the Martians. And he was 250 metres high. ^^

[Pirate Utopian]

Godzilla may destroy capitalists, but Stalin destroys Capitalism.
Really? he seems too dead to me.

[redsnow]

Stalin would kill Godzilla because he breathes nukes

[Il Medico]

R_lZabYCwPY

Thats why. He beated the Martians. And he was 250 metres high. ^^
That and he had killer dance moves. It's true, no one outside a gulag would disagree.

[kharacter]

http://wpscms.pearsoncmg.com/wps/media/objects/1693/1733989/images/Resources/w066.jpg

I actually think this is just a normal giant octopus making love on top of Stalin from behind

And THAT is how communism works:

"Well, billy, when a giant octopus and a communist dictator love each other very very much...."
oh man, that was great :laugh:

[Pirate Utopian]

Stalin would kill Godzilla because he breathes nukes
God. Stalinists please stop.
If you cant keep your story straight about what he is and can do just be quiet.

[Killfacer]

Stalin was feared because he's a mass murdering psychopath.

[Woland]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulgasari

[Pirate Utopian]

Teruyoshi Nakano (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teruyoshi_Nakano) and staff from Japan's Toho (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toho) company, which is responsible for the Godzilla (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla) series, participated in creating the film's special effects (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokusatsu). Kenpachiro Satsuma (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenpachiro_Satsuma)—then-current man in the "Godzilla" suit—played Pulgasari, and when the film was released in Japan in 1998, he was quoted as saying he preferred Pulgasari to the CGI (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer-generated_imagery) American Godzilla (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla_(1998_film)) (1998).[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulgasari#cite_note-0)
Ofcourse that 1998 Godzilla movie was terrible.

[Killfacer]

Yeah it was fucking awful, it lacked the tradition of the great godzilla films. Plus godzilla should fight other monsters not crappy american army people.

[Pirate Utopian]

Remakes as a whole should (with a few exceptions) be destroyed.

And CGI just annoys me, I want CGI-less movies.

[Killfacer]

Remakes as a whole should (with a few exceptions) be destroyed.

And CGI just annoys me, I want CGI-less movies.

More costumes and minature sets i say!

[spiltteeth]

godzilla became a revisionist when he went CGI

[Pirate Utopian]

Pfft. It was only the crappy yank version that had CGI, the Japanese version up till this day has no CGI Godzilla.

[spiltteeth]

Well, I won't deny that godzilla was a brilliant strategist.

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/godzilla.jpg

[Charles Xavier]

Gozilla may have stopped the Japanese, but Stalin Stopped Germany!

[Искра]

Gozilla may have stopped the Japanese, but Stalin Stopped Germany!
Stalin didn't do a shit.... Power Rangers stopped Germany. And the work for International Jewish Conspiracy.

[Искра]

BTW. Has somebody watched Australian movie called "The Children of the Revolution"? About that crazy Stalinist chick which go to Moscow and fuck with Stalin and then he dies because of a heart attack and they have kid who becomes chief of police?

[Pirate Utopian]

Gozilla may have stopped the Japanese, but Stalin Stopped Germany!
Yeah Stalin fought a whole country by himself. Oh wait.

[Killfacer]

Yeah Stalin fought a whole country by himself. Oh wait.

Stalin is a loser. Last seasons loosher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQiNYtkwuyw