What revolutionary was the greatest lover?

[spiltteeth]

Besides me, obviously.

[scarletghoul]

deng

[Charles Xavier]

Stalin. He is the man of steel for a reason.

[Bright Banana Beard]

It is Stalin because no one can match his cult of personality, not even Durriti.

[spiltteeth]

I too say Stalin based an this ACTUAL photograph secretly taken.

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/aaa.jpg

[hugsandmarxism]

I too say Stalin based an this ACTUAL photograph secretly taken.

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/aaa.jpg

Looks like I found my new PC background :laugh:

I think Stalin too. Che was all hot sex, but with Stalin, there is never the fear that he won't call you in the morning. Being there for breakfast after a night of passion is what makes a true lover.

[scarletghoul]

stalin had a great penis of steel

[Misanthrope]

Rosa:wub:

[hugsandmarxism]

stalin had a great penis of steel

He also treated his mustache with a special conditioner so that he wouldn't cause irritation during cunnilingus.

[hugsandmarxism]

http://lisawallerrogers.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/natalia-frida-and-leon-trotsky-disembarking-the-ruth-jan-1937.jpg
Trotsky and his love triangle:p

Just goes to show you that Trotsky was a scheming slut :p

[spiltteeth]

Remember, Stalin did socialize state controlled 'mustache rides'

[spiltteeth]

He also treated his mustache with a special conditioner so that he wouldn't cause irritation during cunnilingus.

You mean commulingus

[9]

Personally, having only shtupped Trotsky, I can not give a balanced answer to this question.

[RedRise]

Stalin had a reputation as a womanizer.:unsure:

I'm inclined to go for Che - hot Latino.:wub:

[Bilan]

Sartre. Not the greatest in bed, though.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Engles.

[Nwoye]

Rosa:wub:
:thumbup1:

[Magdalen]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/headwideopen/Teenage_Stalin.jpg

Need I say any more? :wub:

[Pogue]

che obviously, have you not heard the story of him having sex with his aunts maid while she left the dining room to go get food out of the oven, and returning to the table before she got back?

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

che obviously, have you not heard the story of him having sex with his aunts maid while she left the dining room to go get food out of the oven, and returning to the table before she got back?

That makes him sound like a one minute wonder.

[Pogue]

Nah he was the fucking g

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Nah he probably spunked himself before getting his dick out.

[Pogue]

thats not what i heard

[Angry Young Man]

Che, obviously. 1) Aside from Castro, he's the only Latin American 2) Castro never had a reputation as a Don Juan.

But Stalin had a brilliant chat up line: "I do you and your village doesn't burn."

I think Trotsky did have a bit of a wooing rogue thing to him.

But as you didn't make i exclusive to Marxist revolutionaries, I'm gonna say Lord Byron.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/LordByron.jpg
I totally would

[spiltteeth]

Mao probably slept with the most people.
This is an ACTUAL REAL SERIOUS NOT-A-JOKE (look it up) poem by Mao

I wash
My prick
In ****

What a romantic ! *swoon*

[Il Medico]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/headwideopen/Teenage_Stalin.jpg

Need I say any more? :wub:
http://culturekitchen.com/files/chebenicio.png
Need I say more? :wub: (Picture on right)

[scarletghoul]

Mao probably slept with the most people.
This is an ACTUAL REAL SERIOUS NOT-A-JOKE (look it up) poem by Mao

I wash
My prick
In ****

What a romantic ! *swoon*
Yes, one of the best Mao quotes.

[spiltteeth]

Saddly, no one has yet to pick Lenin. I guess its another night of cold showers for him...

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg

[spiltteeth]

Yes, one of the best Mao quotes.

AND Mao never used condoms...

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/mao-condoms2-300x212.jpg

[Il Medico]

Really? 12 people picked Stalin? REALLY???
http://mikeely.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/stalin_exile_1915.gif
He is goofy looking!

[Wanted Man]

H24bpgkiK1I

[scarletghoul]

rofl, who picked marx?

[Il Medico]

Marx must have been a German Casanova in his younger days.
http://hilobrow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/marx_young.jpg
He is so cute!:wub:

[scarletghoul]

no hes not

[Wanted Man]

rofl, who picked marx?

http://i31.tinypic.com/6521d2.jpg

[spiltteeth]

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Well, power and roofies.

[spiltteeth]

rofl, who picked marx?

You wouldn't hit that?

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/aaaaaaaaaaaaabb.jpg

[hugsandmarxism]

Marx must have been a German Casanova in his younger days.
http://hilobrow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/marx_young.jpg
He is so cute!:wub:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/PiterDeVries-Brad_Dourif.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/PiterDeVries-Brad_Dourif.jpg)

I'm sorry, but somehow he reminds me of Brad Dourif from DUNE.

[Il Medico]

no hes not
Cuter than this:
http://www.trumanlibrary.org/whistlestop/study_collections/coldwar/58455stalin.jpg

[Il Medico]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/PiterDeVries-Brad_Dourif.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/PiterDeVries-Brad_Dourif.jpg)

I'm sorry, but somehow he reminds me of Brad Dourif from DUNE.
It's because you have a creepy eye brow fetish Hugs.

[scarletghoul]

you cant really compare young marx to old stalin. if i were to compare young stalin to old marx, there would be no room for doubt in anyones mind
http://flashyourstache.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/071025_stalin_vl-vertical.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/Marx_old.jpg/425px-Marx_old.jpg

[hugsandmarxism]

It's because you have a creepy eye brow fetish Hugs.

Nah. Stalin's mustache makes me hot though. I mean, it's so... big... :wub:

[Pirate Utopian]

Young Stalin is pretty hot, but old Stalin no way.

[Il Medico]

Nah. Stalin's mustache makes me hot though. I mean, it's so... big... :wub:
This must make you really hot then:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/03/photogalleries/beardgames/images/primary/beard1_big.jpg

you cant really compare young marx to old stalin. if i were to compare young stalin to old marx, there would be no room for doubt in anyones mind
Alright then:
http://mikeely.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/stalin_exile_1915.gif
The goofy looking bastard vs.
http://hilobrow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/marx_young.jpg
Your right no comparison, Marx all the way.

[hugsandmarxism]

This must make you really hot then:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/03/photogalleries/beardgames/images/primary/beard1_big.jpg

:drool:


http://mikeely.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/stalin_exile_1915.gif[/IMG]
The goofy looking bastard vs.
http://hilobrow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/marx_young.jpg
Your right no comparison, Marx all the way.

I don't know, I kinda like Borat Stalin. He looks like the life of the party to me... anyhow, Marx was a handsome guy, but Stalin looks like he'd appreciate your company more.

[dogfooddi]

Che, obviously. 1) Aside from Castro, he's the only Latin American 2) Castro never had a reputation as a Don Juan.

But Stalin had a brilliant chat up line: "I do you and your village doesn't burn."

I think Trotsky did have a bit of a wooing rogue thing to him.

But as you didn't make i exclusive to Marxist revolutionaries, I'm gonna say Lord Byron.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/LordByron.jpg
I totally would

nothing says love like syphilis and stray pubes of little boy prostitutes. but lord byron was a rock star in every sense.

[scarletghoul]

young marx looks like a nob

[spiltteeth]

nothing says love like syphilis and stray pubes of little boy prostitutes. but lord byron was a rock star in every sense.

Stalin was the REAL rock star, check him out in his band the Dick-tator's

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/134px-73807UAdY_w.jpg

[spiltteeth]

Still No one picked Lenin?! Well, here's a pic to think about before going to sleep...

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Lenin--42793.jpg

[gorillafuck]

Mao probably slept with the most people.
This is an ACTUAL REAL SERIOUS NOT-A-JOKE (look it up) poem by Mao

I wash
My prick
In ****

What a romantic ! *swoon*
Didn't he say that to a doctor after the doctor said something to him about hygiene?

[Bilan]

Daniel Cohn-Bendit

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2008/04/18/student460.jpg

Or Guy Debord

http://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/debord/debord.gif

[spiltteeth]

Mao probably slept with the most people.
This is an ACTUAL REAL SERIOUS NOT-A-JOKE (look it up) poem by Mao

I wash
My prick
In ****

What a romantic ! *swoon*

I wash my face the same way.

[Angry Young Man]

http://mikeely.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/stalin_exile_1915.gif

I'ma Borat!

Anyway, maybe that's just a bad foto in comparison to the other young Stalin. Like, as Solidarity with Iran will attest, I am absolutely blindsidingly gorgeous, but there are some truly awful photos.

Also,...
http://www.framework-of-flesh.com.au/images/young_karl_marx.jpg
Moss from the IT Crowd

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9ElYKxHB8ow/SL5x-HtN3VI/AAAAAAAAAJc/mi-PT6A06xA/s400/it_crowd_moss.jpg
Karl Marx

[Misanthrope]

Emma!

http://www.iisg.nl/collections/goldman/images/a5-483.jpg

[Angry Young Man]

I've never seen somebody whose appearance have the same effect as being twatted in the face with a concrete slab before.

[hugsandmarxism]

Kollontai

http://www.satesperanto.org/IMG/jpg/Kollontai-2.jpg

[Misanthrope]

She's pretty:blushing:^

[hugsandmarxism]

She's pretty:blushing:^

And brilliant. :wub:

[Sasha]

where the fuck is ema goldman?
"living my live" gets quite heated at a lot of times and considering this:
http://www.blackcrayon.com/image/EmmaGoldman.jpg

is the most flatering picture i could find of here she must have been a great lover

[Il Medico]

I'ma Borat!

Anyway, maybe that's just a bad foto in comparison to the other young Stalin. Like, as Solidarity with Iran will attest, I am absolutely blindsidingly gorgeous, but there are some truly awful photos.

Picture or it didn't happen!:p


Also,...
http://www.framework-of-flesh.com.au/images/young_karl_marx.jpg
Moss from the IT Crowd

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9ElYKxHB8ow/SL5x-HtN3VI/AAAAAAAAAJc/mi-PT6A06xA/s400/it_crowd_moss.jpg
Karl Marx
I would go for Moss over Borat. Anyways, Young Marx was much better looking then Moss.

[Angry Young Man]

Come on, young Marx is the spit of Moss!

[Il Medico]

Different complexion, better hair, no geeky glasses, cooler clothes, and that sexy I haven't shaved in a couple of days beard going for him. Adorable. :wub:

But why don't we compare Stalin and the man I picked, Che.:wub:
http://mostlywater.org/system/files/images/che-guevara-2.jpg
http://www.thechestore.com/images/rev-laying.jpg
http://www.avizora.com/atajo/informes/images_politicos/che_guevara_sentado.jpg
:drool:
And music for Che:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7eTOnNBwYU

[rednordman]

Still No one picked Lenin?! Well, here's a pic to think about before going to sleep...

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Lenin--42793.jpgTrust me! This really happend!, its just been 'spraypainted' out of history, thats all.:D

[spiltteeth]

Che is a good pick, I believe he wrote the book on Gorilla Whore-fare
But just because someones good looking and has a great line (Hey girl, wanna start a revolution - in your pants!) doesn't mean they were a good lover.
Che also had asthma, think reaching over to get his inhaler in the middle of some hot & nasty is sexy?

Stalin is the ultimate bad boy.
And, although no one picked him yet, Fidel probably has the best endurance.

[9]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wr6RQ1OrNEQ/SZJvcT5SbVI/AAAAAAAAAMo/9_ql-vLifCs/s400/Leon_Trotsky_-_Okhranka_mugshot.gif
I find Trotsky the most attractive. Yes, he looks like the type of nerd who is constantly pushing his glasses up on the bridge of his nose and has calculators hidden in secret pockets on the inside of his jacket and shits his pants from time to time for no apparent reason. Top it all off with a jewfro and... that's my kind of man.
Don't judge me!

[LOLseph Stalin]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wr6RQ1OrNEQ/SZJvcT5SbVI/AAAAAAAAAMo/9_ql-vLifCs/s400/Leon_Trotsky_-_Okhranka_mugshot.gif
I find Trotsky the most attractive. Yes, he looks like the type of nerd who is constantly pushing his glasses up on the bridge of his nose and has calculators hidden in secret pockets on the inside of his jacket and shits his pants from time to time for no apparent reason. Top it all off with a jewfro and... that's my kind of man.
Don't judge me!

:laugh:

[JimmyJazz]

Kollontai

http://www.satesperanto.org/IMG/jpg/Kollontai-2.jpg

Yeah, but she'll love you and leave you.

[rednordman]

http://shameonjew.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/trotsky-punishing-two-sisters.jpg

KinkyFucking hell, is that a REAL photo? Im drunk right now, so cannot realise if its been tampered with.

[Il Medico]

Fucking hell, is that a REAL photo? Im drunk right now, so cannot realise if its been tampered with.
It is fake, very very fake.

[rednordman]

:laugh:Yes, I will also have to immitate your reaction also:laugh:. Why o why cannot we thank posters on the chit chat forum?

[rednordman]

It is fake, very very fake.That is very much a shame!:laugh::D;). (just a joke)

[scarletghoul]

Michiro Endo, blatantly
http://www.thestalin.com/PHOTOGALLERY/pics19.jpghttp://www.thestalin.com/PHOTOGALLERY/pics30.jpghttp://www.thestalin.com/images/discography/boxset3.jpghttp://www.thestalin.com/images/discography/boxset2.jpghttp://www.thestalin.com/images/discography/boxset1.jpghttp://www.thestalin.com/images/discography/boxsetCOVER.jpg

[spiltteeth]

That is very much a shame!:laugh::D;). (just a joke)

It may be fake, but it works to pleasure yourself to all the same.

[Pogue]

Rosa was the most attractive.

[Angry Young Man]

No she wasn't. Why did Hugs not get any kudos for saying Alexandra Kollontai? I mean FITTY!

[spiltteeth]

Since no one picked Fidel here's some sssssssssssssexy photo's

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabl.jpg


http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/aaabh.jpg

[spiltteeth]

Here's some actual Mao condoms they sell in China

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/aaaaaaaaaaabhu.jpg

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/aaaaaaaaaaaaablop.png

[Angry Young Man]

Here's some actual Mao condoms they sell in China

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/aaaaaaaaaaabhu.jpg


Now you can wash
your prick
in **** too! With Mao Brand Condoms! Try new banana flavour!

[spiltteeth]

Now you can wash
your prick
in **** too! With Mao Brand Condoms! Try new banana flavour!

The picture on the condoms is, i presume, Mao clapping for your amazing sexual performance.
Which is good, cuz often I make my girl dress up like Mao and tell me how great I am in bed.

[Sarah Palin]

I could get lost in Marx's beard...

[Angry Young Man]

Mao probably slept with the most people.
This is an ACTUAL REAL SERIOUS NOT-A-JOKE (look it up) poem by Mao

I wash
My prick
In ****

What a romantic ! *swoon*

An adaptation of this is my new sig :)

[Sam_b]

http://mikeely.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/stalin_exile_1915.gif
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44877000/jpg/_44877591_2dc63e49-7774-4cf4-b1d8-5bf3319e5537.jpg

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

All you youngsters have a mental image of Fidel as a sickly, ederly decrepit man. But in his heyday all the chicas were after his junk, I bet. My vote goes to Castro!