A revival of an old tradition

[Pogue]

Durruti doesn't need to dot his 'i's and cross his 't's, they do it themselves out of godamn fear.

[Killfacer]

Durruti doesn't need to dot his 'i's and cross his 't's, they do it themselves out of godamn fear.

When Durruti does a push up, he is pushing the earth down not himself up.

[scarletghoul]

durruti drives an icecream van covered in human skulls

[Pirate Utopian]

Durruti's pretty neat.

Did I do it right?

[Il Medico]

Durruti can move so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

[Killfacer]

Durruti's pretty neat.

Did I do it right?

fucking dutch always shitting on traditions. What next, gay marriagE?

;)

[Pirate Utopian]

Durruti can move so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
I can punch myself in the back of the head, I dont need to run either.
Did Durruti have very small arms that he needed to do that to punch himself in the back of the head?

[spiltteeth]

When horses brag, they say they're hung like Durruti.

[Il Medico]

Durruti can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

[spiltteeth]

If god made the universe then who made god?....Durruti.

[Il Medico]

When Durruti was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

[samofshs]

durruti sleeps with a night light because the dark is scared of him.

[spiltteeth]

Durruti isn't alowed to fly on planes...BECAUSE HE'S THE BOMB Y'ALL!!!

but thats ok cuz when he needs to get somewhere he just stands still and space moves around him out of sheer respect.

[Il Medico]

Durruti CAN believe it's not butter

Durruti can divide by zero.

Durruti can touch MC Hammer.

[spiltteeth]

Durruti once had a threesome...all by himself.

When threatened Durruti transforms into a 160 gigaton robot with missiles for hands.

When Durruti kisses a frog it turn into a princess. If he uses tongue it turns into a motorcycle made of beer.

[Il Medico]

Durruti once had an awkward moment just to see what it feels like.

[Bilan]

You're all lame and I hate all of you.

[Il Medico]

You're all lame and I hate all of you.
:crying:

[spiltteeth]

Durruti doesn't think he can dance, he damn well knows it.

Durruti can count to five in only 4 seconds.

Durruti can impregnate a girl - while on another continent.

Whenever Durruti swims piranha's appear. And sing his praise.

Sometimes people in heaven hear jesus crying in the bathroom, "why can't I be more like Durruti!!"

Whenever Durruti smiles, an angel has an orgasm.

When woman experience more than 10 orgasms in one night, they call it "having a Durruti."

When god dies he doesn't go to heaven, he goes to Durruti.

You can drink whiskey from Durruti's nipples.

Durruti can eat a 7 course meal, in just one bite.

All art aspires to be poetry, but poetry aspires to be Durruti.

Napoleon had a Durruti complex.

God invented time to keep Durruti from doing everything at once.

Durruti's babies eat dingos.

Durruti can lay magical golden eggs. And then kill a man with one.

When Durruti has sex, he screams out his own name.

Durruti can bend a fork with his mind. And then eat soup with it.

When Durruti cooks you a meal, there is no room for jello.

Durruti doesn't try anything -he just does it.

Baseball steroids get arrested for shooting Durruti enhancing drugs.

Durruti is the seventh sense.

Durruti is string enough for a man, but made for a woman...to have sex with.

Durruti is the missing link and the theory of everything.

The tears of Durruti bring dead people back to life. And give them laser eyes.

Durruti CAN eat just one.

Durruti is more filling and less calories.

[TheCultofAbeLincoln]

Durruti gives the best blowjobs.

[NecroCommie]

When Durruti jumps into water he does'nt get wet. Water gets Durruti.

[Q]

When Durruti dies, it's sheer theatre.

[Il Medico]

Durruti once got in a staring contest with a photograph and WON.

[the last donut of the night]

What's the last thing to go through your mind before Durruti kills you? His damn foot.

[Pogue]

Durruti doesn't need to wash his hands. Germs don't dare go near him.

[LOLseph Stalin]

I don't get this. :confused:

[spiltteeth]

Durrati is known to hit hotties and ride shoty in a masurati
he's got more cash than Gotti
oh you didn't know? 'better ask somebody

Cuz he's a honey hitter
also a money getter
think you as nice as him?
Ha Ha yous a funny n-

[Sarah Palin]

If you have five dollars, and Durruti has five dollars, Durruti has more money than you.

There are two types of people in the world: People that suck, and Durruti.

Durruti uses 8'x10' pieces of plywood as toilet paper.

For Durruti, every street is one way. HIS WAY.

When Durruti spits out watermelon seeds, he puts machine guns to shame.

Durruti puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Durruti sued the Houghtan-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the War of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

[New Tet]

Where in the world is Durruti?

[Pirate Utopian]

Where isnt Durruti? woof!

[the last donut of the night]

There are three classes in the world, at the moment: the bourgeoisie, the proletariat, and Durruti.

And Durruti is the means of production.

[spiltteeth]

Eskimos have 26 words for snow....and 93 for how awsome Durrati is.

[Sarah Palin]

There's communism, capitalism, and Durruti.

[Pirate Utopian]

I don't get this. :confused:
Take a Chuck Norris joke and replace it with Durruti.

[spiltteeth]

FUCK monsters under your bed. When bourgeois kids get scared they scream "Ma! Durruti's com'n to get me!"

[which doctor]

what old tradition is this?

[spiltteeth]

It only takes 45 sec for Durruti to cook minute rice.

[Il Medico]

The reason outer space exist is because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Durruti.

"If God created the Universe, then who created God?" Durruti.

[the last donut of the night]

Durruti is the other white meat.

[Pogue]

When Marx said the working class is the revolutionary class, he meant to say Durruti is the revolutionary class. Durruti never felt a need to calrify this though, it was just so damn obvious.

[Sarah Palin]

There is endless debate over whether the human soul exists or not. It does, and Durruti finds it delicious.

Durruti does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Durruti once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendents were known as giraffes.

Sticks and stones may break your bones but Durruti's stare will liquify your kidneys.

Durruti invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football- In that order.

Durruti doesn't stub his toe. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

[gorillafuck]

Durruti can split atoms by yelling at them

[spiltteeth]

Durruti once looked into the abyss, and then kicked its ass!

[Angry Young Man]

Durruti can impregnate a girl - while on another continent.

I can do that! Just get me a tub, a turkey baster, a woman, and two plane tickets to Istanbul.

[Angry Young Man]

And can't we have nice ones where he uses his powers for good? Like when Jesus fed the 5000, he was trying to impress Durruti.

[the last donut of the night]

Durruti put the i in iTunes.