I just stopped being vegetarian

[gorillafuck]

What should I eat first?

[StalinFanboy]

A bacon cheeseburger.

[gorillafuck]

Me too.:thumbup1:
*high five*

I just ate a turkey sandwich with like 4 slices of turkey on it and it made my stomach feel a bit unsettled but I suppose that's normal for having not eaten any meat in a couple years.

[NecroCommie]

What should I eat first?
Oven baked banana with molten chocolate inside... Aah the diabetes.:p
It is correct that you could eat this even as a vegan, but even so you should eat it.

[Killfacer]

Doner Kebab.

[Jazzratt]

You should have the "Jazzratt's Pissed Again Special" that I sometimes get at the kebab shop (when I have the money for it), namely:
1 x Large Doner Kebab (w/ Garlic mayo, chilli sauce, salad, onions & pickled chillis)
1 x 1/2lb burger. (w/ cheese, salad and chilli sauce)
1 x Chicken burger. (w/ mayo and salad)
1 x Large chips (w/ mayo)

Take this home (eating the chicken burger and the majority of the chips on the way) and consume. Possibly vomit.

[Jazzratt]

^ Bear in mind that the only solution to the fact you will feel like crap in the morning after getting drunk and eating that is to have a breakfast consisting of bacon, eggs, fried slice, black puddings, fried tomatos, beans and sausage.

[Misanthrope]

Why?

[StalinFanboy]

I just fell in love with Jazzratt.

[gorillafuck]

Why?
Because I don't think anything is wrong with eating meat.

[Wanted Man]

You should have the "Jazzratt's Pissed Again Special" that I sometimes get at the kebab shop (when I have the money for it), namely:
1 x Large Doner Kebab (w/ Garlic mayo, chilli sauce, salad, onions & pickled chillis)
1 x 1/2lb burger. (w/ cheese, salad and chilli sauce)
1 x Chicken burger. (w/ mayo and salad)
1 x Large chips (w/ mayo)

Take this home (eating the chicken burger and the majority of the chips on the way) and consume. Possibly vomit.
Yum. Are you one of those people who simply don't get fat no matter what? Anyway, this reminds me, Dutch kebab shops often serve a dish called "Kapsalon". It consists of chips (fries, that is), covered with a mix of kebab, Gouda cheese, garlic sauce and salad. It's not a Turkish word, but it is the Dutch word for "hair salon". It came into existence when a Rotterdam barber suggested this as his favourite self-composed dish at a nearby kebab place.


^ Bear in mind that the only solution to the fact you will feel like crap in the morning after getting drunk and eating that is to have a breakfast consisting of bacon, eggs, fried slice, black puddings, fried tomatos, beans and sausage.
Yum x2. I had breakfasts like that in Scotland. No wonder everyone there is fat.

[Pirate Utopian]

Kapsalon is awesome.

I suggest eating spareribs for dinner.

[gorillafuck]

I'm having hot wings.

[Jazzratt]

Yum. Are you one of those people who simply don't get fat no matter what?

If you mean can I still, inexplicably, see my god damned ribs then yes.


Anyway, this reminds me, Dutch kebab shops often serve a dish called "Kapsalon". It consists of chips (fries, that is), covered with a mix of kebab, Gouda cheese, garlic sauce and salad. It's not a Turkish word, but it is the Dutch word for "hair salon". It came into existence when a Rotterdam barber suggested this as his favourite self-composed dish at a nearby kebab place.

Oh god I want it. At the very least I'll try to make some at home (hooray for being able to simply buy a kebab meat and chips), I certainly owe something to that barber.


Yum x2. I had breakfasts like that in Scotland. No wonder everyone there is fat.

:lol:

[Manifesto]

A medium-rare 72-ounce steak.

[Bilan]

A baby.

[LOLseph Stalin]

Eat a Fascist. They're full of meat.

[Chapter 24]

You should eat your conscience. Oh wait I'm sorry, you must not have one if you're a meat-eating murderer.

[the last donut of the night]

Eat a good, high-quality burger. A chilli burger to be precise. With fried onions on the side, and a big tall cup of Coke. Then finish off the meal by having a Brazilian specialty -- chicken hearts. Delicious.

[Small Geezer]

1 x Large Doner Kebab (w/ Garlic mayo, chilli sauce, salad, onions & pickled chillis)
1 x 1/2lb burger. (w/ cheese, salad and chilli sauce)
1 x Chicken burger. (w/ mayo and salad)
1 x Large chips (w/ mayo)


Jesus christ, man!

[RainbowLeftist]

Eat a Fascist. They're full of meat.

Or, it may be like an expensive bag of chips.. Nothing but hot air.


Take an Egg-Plant. Cut it into french fry shaped pieces, fry them. Consume.

Is delicious.

[Il Medico]

Here is what you eat:
1st breakfast, move slow get a Ruben.
2nd breakfast get a patty melt.
3rd breakfast, the real one, get a sausage omelet with a double side of bacon and hash browns.
1st Lunch get a 1/2 lb Bacon Cheese Burger.
2nd Lunch get a Gyro.
1st Dinner get a bucket of fried Chicken.
2nd dinner get 2 quesadillas, 3 crunchwrap supremes, and 5 soft shell tacos from taco bell.
3rd dinner get a 12 0z New York strip with a baked potato and a side salad.

(Consume massive amounts of alcohol while doing this)

You will most likely pass out for about 3 days, but it will be worth it.
Warning, Death, vomiting, serious weight gain, and/or serious injury could occur.*disclaimer*

[Invincible Summer]

A few Doner Kebabs w/ lamb (as many have suggested... even as a vegetarian I'm always tempted by these!) and fish and chips.

Maybe some good wurst and bison burger as well.

And some nice fresh seafood - scallops, lobster, maybe some assorted sushi.

[Trystan]

What should you eat? A vegetarian.

There. We won't have to kill animals no more. Problem solved, right?

[Wanted Man]

Oh god I want it. At the very least I'll try to make some at home (hooray for being able to simply buy a kebab meat and chips), I certainly owe something to that barber.

It's totally worth it. There's nothing like going home between 5 and 7, finding out that the kebab shop is still open, and taking it home. Then just eat and eat and eat, it's probably twice your daily recommended fucking calorie intake anyway. It looks something like this:

http://oiduts.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/kapsalon.jpg

The Netherlands also has lots of fried snacks. In fact, the one thing that expats miss most about their country are the kroket (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:DSC_0082_broodje_kroket_chiang_mai_2009_0629. jpg), frikandel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frikandel), bitterballen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitterbal), etc.

[Raúl Duke]

kroket (http://www.anonym.to/?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:DSC_0082_broodje_kroket_chiang_mai_2009_0629. jpg)
bitterballen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitterbal)In Puerto Rico, one could find certain food items that are similar to this as appetizers .

The first time I ate doner kebab was when I was in Italy...you just cant get it in Puerto Rico (to my knowledge) and I doubt it's in Florida (to my knowledge)...

: /

[Wanted Man]

Oh yeah, they're both basically beef ragout covered in breadcrumb and deep fried. Similar things probably exist in other countries.

[AlMack]

Calzone doner kebab, the one with cheese all over it. 4000 calories probably:D then call an ambulance

[nuisance]

What should you eat? A vegetarian.

There. We won't have to kill animals no more. Problem solved, right?
Humans are animals, idiot.

[Trystan]

Humans are animals, idiot.

"Animals" is commonly used to refer to non-human animals, ****face.

[Sarah Palin]

Welcome to the dark side.

May I suggest you get a pizza pie, with of course as many toppings you can fit on it, and then continue to put rare ground beef, any other cuts of beef you can find, any and all chicken and turkey, frogs legs, pigs feet (and any cuts of pork for that matter) lamb, and then some scrambled eggs onto it, roll it up in a burrito like fashion, and enjoy. Be sure to not pace yourself and embellish with hot sauce, marinade, and any other condiments readily available.
Instead of getting a beverage, save some money and drink the grease that this monster excretes.

Edit: If you wish to eat this for breakfast, simply replace the pizza pie with a pancake or large Belgian waffle. Embellish with syrup, powdered sugar, and whipped cream.

[nuisance]

"Animals" is commonly used to refer to non-human animals, ****face.
Atleast you're acknowledging the misuse of language. Liberal.

[Trystan]

Oh, oh, it hurts! Stop, stop, please!

Call me a liberal all you like. I have no time for you more left-wing than thou types.

[nuisance]

Oh, oh, it hurts! Stop, stop, please!

Call me a liberal all you like. I have no time for you more left-wing than thou types.
Yeah, that's exactly my politics.
:lol:

[Wanted Man]

"More left-wing than thou" is already my politics. Stop stealing my ideas, Edelweiss Pirate.

[Pogue]

You made the wrong decision.

[Wanted Man]

Is he going to hell?

[Pogue]

No, but an army of chickens is descending upon his house this very moment.

[Steve_j]

:(

[Pirate Utopian]

No, but an army of chickens is descending upon his house this very moment.
Like in Poultrygeist?
uWGKWkpC6ng

[Revy]

I am pretty sure I'll never stop being vegan. I've been one for six years. That may sound hard to some of you, but it is not. It is incredibly easy, in fact, I have acquired a strong disgust for animal products.

Well, it's not easy in that I have to worry about what's in my food. That's the hard part. It's just mentally easy once you get used to it. People that only do it for "health" or "weight loss" reasons are probably the most likely to back out of it.

[DreamWeaver]

I have also acquired a disgust for eating meat. The poor condition the former owner of the flesh was in, combined with meat being a source of disease makes it a little unsetteling. On top of that there is the fact that if I were to ever start consuming meat again, my gastrointestinal tract would kill me for not being adapted it. And besides, while meat might be tasty, it is expensive and bad for the environment.

Oh and for the TS; why eat such byproducts as hamburgers or kebab? Get a Filet mignon with a sauce made of white wine and pepper. Now that's some bourgeois eating right there.

[TC]

If you were convinced it wasn't wrong you wouldn't need a bunch of teenage boys on the internet to congratulate you on it, which you're so obviously soliciting now (you'd just eat whatever instead of wanting an extended discussion on your lifestyle choice).

[Revy]

I have also acquired a disgust for eating meat. The poor condition the former owner of the flesh was in, combined with meat being a source of disease makes it a little unsetteling. On top of that there is the fact that if I were to ever start consuming meat again, my gastrointestinal tract would kill me for not being adapted it. And besides, while meat might be tasty, it is expensive and bad for the environment.


Agreed with all those points.:thumbup1:

[gorillafuck]

If you were convinced it wasn't wrong you wouldn't need a bunch of teenage boys on the internet to congratulate you on it, which you're so obviously soliciting now (you'd just eat whatever instead of wanting an extended discussion on your lifestyle choice).
You're really good at pretending you're better than everyone else.

It's fucking chit chat.

[Pogue]

Like in Poultrygeist?
uWGKWkpC6ng

worse

[Pogue]

If you were convinced it wasn't wrong you wouldn't need a bunch of teenage boys on the internet to congratulate you on it, which you're so obviously soliciting now (you'd just eat whatever instead of wanting an extended discussion on your lifestyle choice).

I'm trying to work out whats the more dominant of your personality traits, pretentiousness or misery.

[Killfacer]

I'm trying to work out whats the more dominant of your personality traits, pretentiousness or misery.

Misery for sure.

[Pogue]

I think theres a large amount of arogance hiding in their somewhere. Just look att hat fucking dreadful signature, I bet she's the life of the party.

'Hey, we haven't met, whats your name?'

'if you've written a question, rhetorical or otherwise for me, and I don't reply, please don't get offended or infer that I've conceded some argument. Just infer that I'm too busy and haven't read it, or that I have and don't have time to reply to it. Please don't PM me requests if I ignore a post/thread; cause if I'm ignoring the post/thread, I'm gonna ignore the PM too.'

[Revy]

in b4 flamewar :cool:

[gorillafuck]

No war but flame war!

[Pogue]

why did you stop being a vegetarian?

[NecroCommie]

SSht!! He did not! It is an attempt to infiltrate their ranks! ;)

[Dr Mindbender]

why did you stop being a vegetarian?

I guess he got fed up of not having the strength to lift his own arms.

[gorillafuck]

why did you stop being a vegetarian?
The way animals are treated is inhumane I think (but there are larger problems in the world), but I don't think eating them is inherently wrong. And vegetarianism is basically a boycott on meat and boycotts do nothing.

[Steve_j]

So if i directly pay someone to raise a chicken in miserable conditions thats not ok.

But if i pay a middle man to pay that someone to raise a chicken in miserable conditions then it is ok.

Strange ethics there :(

[samofshs]

Bacon!

[9]

Gefilte fish - particularly the Manischewitz kind that comes in a jar and has the consistency of jelly:
https://www.kehedirect.com/images/products/07270010077.jpg

[the last donut of the night]

Gefilte fish - particularly the Manischewitz kind that comes in a jar and has the consistency of jelly:
https://www.kehedirect.com/images/products/07270010077.jpg

That looks so bad.

[Revy]

ditto.
I'll have some pickles instead. Some big dill ones.