Favorite Jesus pics, post yours!

[Le Libérer]

Jesus and Unicorns
http://beautifuldecay.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/glamour_panel_7.jpg

and Jesus with dinosaurs

http://thesilverplatter.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/jesusdino.jpg

[Pirate Utopian]

http://www.buyzombie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/zombie-jesus.png

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/easter2.png

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Raptor Jesus!

http://www.cse.ohio-state.edu/%7Eklopfenk/images/raptorjesus.jpg

[LOLseph Stalin]

A dead Jesus.

[scarletghoul]

Hey Liquid you got the dinosaur pic from me on FB!
anyway

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/alexis41686/Funny/owned.jpg

[Le Libérer]

Hey Liquid you got the dinosaur pic from me on FB!
anyway


Oh shit I should have gave you props. Thanks SG for one of my fav Jesus pics! Sorry! :)
http://www.wrongcards.com/files/imagecache/display/buy-buy-you-*****es.jpg
Hope this doesnt offend any sensitive Christian Italians out there. :p

[Invariance]

http://www.vivapixel.com/media/4422800421/me_991_dino_ark.jpg

[JimmyJazz]

that's not jesus

[Invariance]

http://anub.ru/uploads/10.2006/116084224335_1153543450_6.jpg

[revolution inaction]

http://www.wrongcards.com/files/imagecache/display/buy-buy-you-*****es.jpg


that made me think of this

http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/santa_cross.jpg

http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/santa_cross2.jpg

[Manifesto]

Oh shit I should have gave you props. Thanks SG for one of my fav Jesus pics! Sorry! :)
http://www.wrongcards.com/files/imagecache/display/buy-buy-you-*****es.jpg
Hope this doesnt offend any sensitive Christian Italians out there. :p
This is not offensive but completely true.

[Le Libérer]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/tmt45z9/junk/jesus3.gif

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/tmt45z9/junk/jesus.jpg

[Il Medico]

Oh shit I should have gave you props. Thanks SG for one of my fav Jesus pics! Sorry! :)
http://www.wrongcards.com/files/imagecache/display/buy-buy-you-*****es.jpg
Hope this doesnt offend any sensitive Christian Italians out there. :p
Is there a loophole where I can rep you for this Lp? This is so true.
Also:
http://www.sciencepunk.com/v5/gallery/jesus_on_raptor.jpg
http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh302/Lonely_Spark/SniperRaptorJesus.jpg

[Comrade B]

haha, fucking glorious

I got this mormon pamphlet once featuring a white, short haired, and neatly shaven Jesus, made me laugh my ass off, wish I know how to post images right here.

Another one is of Mr.Smith/Jesus turning people into jesuses... nothing really about morality or his cult, just funny shit.

[BOZG]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x31/evilbdayclown/Church_of_Raptor_Jesus.jpg

[Rjevan]

http://tobefree.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/republican_jesus2.jpghttp://flawedservant.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/republican_jesus.jpg

[mykittyhasaboner]

http://img.moronail.net/img/3/8/238.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/2752515212_805bcb240a_o.gif
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/easter_bunny_jesus_eggs_holy_taco.jpg

[Angry Young Man]

http://img.moronail.net/img/3/8/238.jpg

Anyone up for smoking up with the messiah?

[Le Libérer]

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/946/original/so_thorny.jpg
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/945/original/richmansmall.png

[Pogue]

this thread gains the approval of the working class

continue.

[Il Medico]

http://www.popwebgame.com/funny_pic/images/jesus-saves-and-makes-backups.jpg

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/8948IGaveMyselftoJesusPosters.jpg

http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/08/02/05/blasphemy,funny,jesus,painting,wmca,ymca-446afeaf52db5cb2160ac33633d95999_h.jpg

[RedCommieBear]

(the blasphemy picture)

i belly-laughed for 20 seconds, that was awesome.

[Le Libérer]

(the blasphemy picture)

i belly-laughed for 20 seconds, that was awesome.
I have oodles of them. Let me find more.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/tmt45z9/junk/Jeeeesus.jpg

Hallelujah!
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/tmt45z9/junk/jesusken.jpg

[Hit The North]

http://www.distributedrepublic.net/files/Jesus_Fucking_Christ.gif

...Taken literally and construed as gay porn. :lol:

[Hit The North]

Or...

Jesus the swinger

http://encyclopediaworldart.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/jesus_pieta_crivetti.jpg

[Pogue]

fantastic one and all

[Angry Young Man]

http://www.distributedrepublic.net/files/Jesus_Fucking_Christ.gif

...Taken literally and construed as gay porn. :lol:
OMG I'd totally nail that!

[Sarah Palin]

This should be stickied.

http://www.runswithscissors.info/images/funny/funny_jesus_9.gif

http://jaysolomon.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/jesus.jpg

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f99/tanklugz/funny_jesus_6.gif

http://riprense.com/images/jesus_knocking.jpg

http://religiousphotoshops.thesheppardway.com/christian/Jesus/Photoshopped/funny_jesus_7.gif

http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/03/05/cross,funny,jesus,muscles,redemption,selfish-090b05fa77d950cfb065a613b293b59d_h.jpg

[Manifesto]

OK some of this stuff is starting to get offensive by how I know some of these people actually mean it.

[Le Libérer]

Like? And why?

[Il Medico]

This was actually printed in a newspaper:
http://aegisofreason.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny_jesus.jpg
http://api.ning.com/files/guZrAm5mU5MmyGQ8U*3EfdtJ8U4SNC7MFL8rom8HV0blykSV63 imxOtG79FHMAEQOzJyLQEMUuZAD665rs5zUM69BrugcBli/JesusWaterPoloFunny.jpg
http://users.rcn.com/rnlflagg/raptorjesus.jpg
And Introducing my good friend, Captain Jesus Sparrow.
http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00379/20/83/379043802_s.jpg

[LOLseph Stalin]

OK some of this stuff is starting to get offensive by how I know some of these people actually mean it.

It's offensive because you're Christian. To us Atheists(which is most of the forum) it is actually quite funny.

[Il Medico]

It's offensive because you're Christian. To us Atheists(which is most of the forum) it is actually quite funny.
I find it quite funny and I am a Catholic.

[Tower of Bebel]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/8310%7EProtect-Me-Jesus-Posters.jpg
http://www.kyle-brady.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dinojesus.jpg

[Tower of Bebel]

OK some of this stuff is starting to get offensive by how I know some of these people actually mean it.
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6631/gayjesus.jpg

No offense dude ;).

[Manifesto]

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6631/gayjesus.jpg

No offense dude ;).
None taken at all. And is this supposed to be Reagan?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/8310%7EProtect-Me-Jesus-Posters.jpg

[RainbowLeftist]

Epic thread.

[Pirate Utopian]

And is this supposed to be Reagan?
He looks more like Bob Hope.

[RedAnarchist]

If you find this stuff offensive, then your religious beliefs cannot be that strong.

[RedAnarchist]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/ascended.png
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Holy-puns,-Batman%21-%28Get-it%21-HOLY-puns.-Oh,-me.%29.png

[Pogue]

OK some of this stuff is starting to get offensive by how I know some of these people actually mean it.

I am offended by the idea that I am going to hell for eternal damnation.

But I guess I just gotta live with that shit.

[Il Medico]

I am offended by the idea that I am going to hell for eternal damnation.

But I guess I just gotta live with that shit.
And die with it too.
STORY TIME!!!!
HLVS's Death:

HLVS: Who is it?
Priest: I am father Manifesto
HLVS: Oh for fucks sake!
Priest: Would you like to tell me your sins?
HLVS: Piss off!
Priest: I'll add that one.
HLVS: Jesus Fucking Christ!
Priest: You shouldn't use the Lord's name in vain.
HLVS: Fuck off you twat!! Uggh ______________________________ (Dies)

(HLVS is buried and decays. His body turns to fertilizer and feeds a tree. Then in twenty years time a lumber jack cuts down the tree. The tree is then made into paper. And because the world runs on irony, it has a Bible printed on it.)

The End

[Black_Flag]

http://mielu007.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/lol-jesus-brb.jpg

[Pirate Utopian]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Holy-puns,-Batman%21-%28Get-it%21-HOLY-puns.-Oh,-me.%29.png
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Matt/Its-official,-Jesus-is-my-new-favorite-recurring-C+H-character.png

[Jazzratt]

And die with it too.
STORY TIME!!!!
HLVS's Death:

HLVS: Who is it?
Priest: I am father Manifesto
HLVS: Oh for fucks sake!
Priest: Would you like to tell me your sins?
HLVS: Piss off!
Priest: I'll add that one.
HLVS: Jesus Fucking Christ!
Priest: You should use the Lord's name in vain.
HLVS: Fuck off you twat!! Uggh ______________________________ (Dies)

(HLVS is buried and decays. His body turns to fertilizer and feeds a tree. Then in twenty years time a lumber jack cuts down the three. The tree is then made into paper. And because the world runs on irony, it has a Bible printed on it.)

The End

That's not at all what will happen, Pogue will be smoking his pipe and then:



http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_03.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_04.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_05.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_06.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_07.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_08.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_09.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_10.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_11.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_12.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_13.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_14.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_15.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_16.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_17.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_18.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_19.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_20.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_21.gif

http://www.chick.com/tractimages89580/0001/0001_22.gif

[Pogue]

omg i cant believe that comic was serious

[Jazzratt]

omg i cant believe that comic was serious

It's my second favourite one but it can never outshine this gem (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp).

Of course there is always the same comic, this time "adapted for black audiences (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1101/1101_01.asp)" (i.e the now with added patronising racism edition).

You have to see some of this shit to believe it.

[Il Medico]

omg i cant believe that comic was serious
I know. I was waiting for the punch line the whole time I was reading it.

[Pogue]

hahahahahaha

[Sam_b]

http://asdfhj.com/wp-content/hockeyjesus7bq4po9gj.jpg

[Jazzratt]

I know. I was waiting for the punch line the whole time I was reading it.

I think the fact it's so po-faced is what lends it comic charm.

[revolution inaction]

It's my second favourite one but it can never outshine this gem (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp).

Of course there is always the same comic, this time "adapted for black audiences (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1101/1101_01.asp)" (i.e the now with added patronising racism edition).

You have to see some of this shit to believe it.

probably the most unbelievable one is this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4owD_-6d7cw

[Black Sheep]

i request the sticking of this thread.

[Il Medico]

i request the sticking of this thread.
I second this.

[Pogue]

thirded.

[RedAnarchist]

*makes a cross out of glue near the top of the forum then sticks the thread to it*

Stickied.

[Manifesto]

If you find this stuff offensive, then your religious beliefs cannot be that strong.
Only some pics are offensive. I find almost all of them funny as hell!:D

[Manifesto]

And die with it too.
STORY TIME!!!!
HLVS's Death:

HLVS: Who is it?
Priest: I am father Manifesto
HLVS: Oh for fucks sake!
Priest: Would you like to tell me your sins?
HLVS: Piss off!
Priest: I'll add that one.
HLVS: Jesus Fucking Christ!
Priest: You should use the Lord's name in vain.
HLVS: Fuck off you twat!! Uggh ______________________________ (Dies)

(HLVS is buried and decays. His body turns to fertilizer and feeds a tree. Then in twenty years time a lumber jack cuts down the tree. The tree is then made into paper. And because the world runs on irony, it has a Bible printed on it.)

The End
HEY! I do not believe in organized religion. I only use Catholic in my name because 1) it fits 2) I am Catholic 3)there is nothing that I can do to change that until I am 18. Its a law for some reason. And you forgot not in "Priest: You should *not* use the Lord's name in vain.".

[LOLseph Stalin]

:lol:Hahaha. If only, if only...

http://www.freethunk.net/videos/jesus-meets-the-terminator.gif

[Misanthrope]

HEY! I do not believe in organized religion. I only use Catholic in my name because 1) it fits 2) I am Catholic 3)there is nothing that I can do to change that until I am 18. Its a law for some reason. And you forgot not in "Priest: You should *not* use the Lord's name in vain.".

Good thinking. They might track your ip and arrest you.

http://www.mohammadi.ca/media/1/20080111-jesus2138599326_b35fab5577.jpg

[Angry Young Man]

Win.

[Manifesto]

Good thinking. They might track your ip and arrest you.

I like to be specific when describing something such as myself. And that pic was funny.

[Manifesto]

http://www.bosomt.sk/wp-content/jesus_hammer_time.jpg

[Chapter 24]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/sean66/INTERNET/Jesus-Youre-Such-Prankster_500x500.jpg

[samofshs]

while not rly a jesus pic, (and i'm christian btw) i'll just leave this here. it's of a cardinal for the catholic church. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=031gj9_3T8c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=031gj9_3T8c)

[StalinFanboy]

http://thesilverplatter.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/jesusdino.jpg

http://gorightly.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/jesus_and_the_dinosaurs.jpg

[RedCommieBear]

No pics, but I just have to share an anecdote.

Whenever a wedding takes place. there's always that picture of the bride and the groom near the altar. But at one particular church, in the background of all these pictures with a smiling bride and groom is this crucified, scarly-looking Jesus. And it's always right above the bride and groom. I always get a good laugh when I see a wedding picture at that church.

[Le Libérer]

*makes a cross out of glue near the top of the forum then sticks the thread to it*

Stickied.
Aww I feel so proud! :thumbup:

[Rjevan]

http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/images/blasphemy.gifhttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LEPZ-o9VCPk/SmYK07ikhQI/AAAAAAAAOwQ/gKxpZOk6WGQ/s400/funny-jesus-13.jpg

[OneNamedNameLess]

We should do one of Mo and Krishna too :)

[Pirate Utopian]

IONyLZn0pLI

[Sarah Palin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrG9fpRsnDw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvaAy19DS9Q&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD8FLzK9w-w&feature=related

[pastradamus]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9I1P6-hgw&feature=related

[Nwoye]

black jesus fuck yeahhh


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/Infallable/6_112-black-jesus.jpg

[Le Libérer]

black jesus fuck yeahhh


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/Infallable/6_112-black-jesus.jpg
Fuck Yeah, lurve me sum black Jesus. I would so hit that!

[LOLseph Stalin]

black jesus fuck yeahhh


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/Infallable/6_112-black-jesus.jpg

Haha, this one is awesome. :lol:

[Black Sheep]

http://media.threadless.com/subs/big/64169.gif

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/jesus-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://proudatheists.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/crucifykit.gif?w=468&h=353
http://9gag.com/photo/1605_full.jpg
http://9gag.com/photo/6154_full.jpg
http://adartist.yooblog.gr/files/2009/04/343.jpg
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z119/DeadSoUL141/1210662523338.jpg

pics from http://www.forum.atheia.gr , the greek atheist online community. :thumbup1:

[Il Medico]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qv7CHBlU8kk/SLDtZhXjpEI/AAAAAAAAAQQ/faX2dQUQoko/s320/SexyJesus1.jpg
Rock me sexy Jesus!:laugh:

[Rjevan]

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/santa-vs-jesus-detail.jpg

The epic battle par excellence! I wonder who would win. :D

[mykittyhasaboner]

Has this one been posted yet? I don't think I saw it, its pretty old but still funny.
http://kinderfresser.org/download/fun/pics/forum/Jesus_Snickers.jpg

[Sarah Palin]

http://www.freethinker.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/smoking-jesus.jpg

http://yfrog.com/e5jesus3urj

http://kspark.kaist.ac.kr/Jesus/Gay%20Jesus_files/jesus%20kiss.jpg

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/10/128761256881076656.jpg

[Angry Young Man]

http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Humor/Images/JesusLovesYou****.jpg

Happy Birthday Sam B

[Il Medico]

http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Humor/Images/JesusLovesYou****.jpg

Happy Birthday Sam B
I have a bumper sticker like that. Just it says "Jesus loves you,but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM B! (if it is actually your birthday)

[Angry Young Man]

It's not... Or not to my knowledge. It's just he thinks that there's something intrinsically misogynistic about using a vulgar word for genitals just because it is that of the oppressed gender. What a dickhead!

(Oh great now I'll get Gene Costa on my back as well!)

ED: And does your badge have a buddy Christ?

[Janine Melnitz]

http://kspark.kaist.ac.kr/Jesus/Gay%20Jesus_files/jesus%20kiss.jpg

Oh wow

Uh

g-gulp

[Il Medico]

It's not... Or not to my knowledge. It's just he thinks that there's something intrinsically misogynistic about using a vulgar word for genitals just because it is that of the oppressed gender. What a dickhead!

(Oh great now I'll get Gene Costa on my back as well!)

ED: And does your badge have a buddy Christ?
No. :(

[Angry Young Man]

When you come back with a buddy Christ, you can come back. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to blind the sun with my beauty.

[Il Medico]

When you come back with a buddy Christ, you can come back. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to blind the sun with my beauty.
You're too late, it's been blind ever since I was born.:cool:
http://www.geekseyeview.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/buddy_christ1.jpg

[Angry Young Man]

No, it was just turning away trying not to stare lest your dad gets upset.

[Il Medico]

That's impossible! When you see a man this good looking, you just can't turn away.

So hows bout a compromise? You blind the sun and I'll blind the stars.

[Coggeh]

http://www.pophangover.com/images/jesus-everywhere-6.jpg


^Thats just wrong lol

[Black Sheep]

fffffuck ^^^^

so much lol

[Il Medico]

http://www.pophangover.com/images/jesus-everywhere-6.jpg


^Thats just wrong lol
:lol::laugh::lol:

[Angry Young Man]

That's impossible! When you see a man this good looking, you just can't turn away.

So hows bout a compromise? You blind the sun and I'll blind the stars.

No. If you really like, I'll blind the Gods with beauty and you can blind humanity by them gouging their eyes out.

[GPDP]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/3/36790/1067629-cool_story_bro_super.gif

[Nwoye]

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/946/original/so_thorny.jpg

[JimmyJazz]

http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/call-who-ghostbusters.jpg

[Pirate Utopian]

They almost cross streams! :ohmy:

[Manifesto]

They almost cross streams! :ohmy:
:laugh:

[MarxSchmarx]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n228/a0ron/JesusLOLz.jpg

[JimmyJazz]

LOL http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc101/vtm20002000/nada.jpg

[bcbm]

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2006/06/jackhammer%20jesus.jpg

[Tower of Bebel]

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v76/9/94/502412553/n502412553_41773_7469.jpg

sexist jesus.

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v73/26/29/520721070/n520721070_117124_8667.jpg

[Andrei Kuznetsov]

http://silence.hannotations.com/images/crucifix.jpg

"It's Golgotha after the Deposition. Crayon and Magic Marker on butcher paper. It's what the thief who had been promised Paradise really got, when they took the paschal lamb away." "And what was that?" "His legs broken of course, just like his companion who mocked Christ. Are you entirely innocent of the Gospel of St. John? Look at Duccio, then -- he paints accurate crucifixions." -Dr. Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs, p. 19

[Bandito]

:thumbup1:

[Revy]

This one's called "Baptism of Jesus". It was painted hundreds of years ago....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Gelder%2C_Aert_de_-_The_Baptism_of_Christ_-_c._1710.jpg

Yep, that's a UFO....

[Il Medico]

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v76/9/94/502412553/n502412553_41773_7469.jpg

sexist jesus.


Am I the only to notice that sexist Jesus has boobs? And is wearing a purse? Facial hair is pretty convincing though.

[Il Medico]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Gelder%2C_Aert_de_-_The_Baptism_of_Christ_-_c._1710.jpg

Yep, that's a UFO....
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/Jesus_facepalm.jpg

[Sarah Palin]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/Jesus_facepalm.jpg

Oh snap, Jesus facepalm ftw.

[Andrei Kuznetsov]

Is it wrong that I'm a militant atheist, yet I love collecting religious artwork?

My ex-comrades in the RCYB and RCP were always a bit irked by that...

[Coggeh]

Is it wrong that I'm a militant atheist, yet I love collecting religious artwork?

My ex-comrades in the RCYB and RCP were always a bit irked by that...
Nah , art is art . :thumbup1:

[Andrei Kuznetsov]

Well all art has a class content and is political, but I still like to appreciate its aesthetic and understand the context of where it's from- e.g. African-American Christian folk art is a "sigh of the oppressed" as Marx said, the Catholic Church's monopoly on medieval and early Renaissance art, etc. That appreciation (which I believe you CAN have while still strongly opposing religion) seems to fly completely over the heads of soooo many Marxists (my fellow Maoists or otherwise) and is looked upon suspiciously as being liberal on the question of religion.

Regardless, another favorite pic of Jesus:
http://pipedreams.publicradio.org/listings/2009/0913/images/greco_crucifixion_lg.jpg

HANG IN THERE, BABY!

(btw, the painting is El Greco's 1584 The Crucifixion. Great piece of high Spanish Catholic art)

[Il Medico]

Is it wrong that I'm a militant atheist, yet I love collecting religious artwork?

My ex-comrades in the RCYB and RCP were always a bit irked by that...
People who can't appreciate art aren't worth the time of day. To try to explain the beauty of it is pointless with these people, in my opinion.

[Janine Melnitz]

That appreciation (which I believe you CAN have while still strongly opposing religion) seems to fly completely over the heads of soooo many Marxists (my fellow Maoists or otherwise) and is looked upon suspiciously as being liberal on the question of religion.
Wow, yeah, that's idiotic. Marx, Engels, Lenin etc. were of course great admirers of the bourgeoisie's finest literary and other artistic works -- and proper appreciation of such work in fact requires one to understand its class character etc. It's one thing to be ideologically dazzled by "pure aesthetics" and forget the politics that are thus smuggled in, but you're obviously not doing that.

[Il Medico]

Hrm, this is good to hear. I've encountered someone on this site who believes art should be abolished (unless its "art which explicitly serves the purpose of the revolution") and at least one other who suggested he was supportive of this measure as well. I thought about having a poll on who would support abolishing art, but I decided I probably didn't want to know. Though its interesting because, even of the many anti-revisionists I know personally, I've never met anyone in real life who holds that sort of opinion about using power so arbitrarily.:closedeyes:
I think perhaps a poll would be a good idea, I can't imagine anyone hear seriously supporting the abolition of art.

[Sarah Palin]

We need to find the most offensive [to anyone] Jesus pic. Whatever it is, it's my favorite.

[Il Medico]

http://www.inoutstar.com/images_thumbs/Offensive-Jesus-T-shirts-as-Fashion-Statement-thumb-15298.png
This one is just funny.

This one is funny and offensive:


http://www.linkognito.com/images/05-23-07/jesus.gif

[Sarah Palin]

This one is funny and offensive:


http://www.linkognito.com/images/05-23-07/jesus.gif

We need to troll all the christian forums with this image. THANK YOU.

[Andrei Kuznetsov]

fuck butter

[Il Medico]

nvm

[fiddlesticks]

best thread ever. I don't have a jesus pic right now but I do have this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/creepyneko/Morgan-Freeman-God.jpg

[LOLseph Stalin]

best thread ever. I don't have a jesus pic right now but I do have this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/creepyneko/Morgan-Freeman-God.jpg

This is proof that god is actually black. Hollywood had it right. Yep.

[Janine Melnitz]

best thread ever. I don't have a jesus pic right now but I do have this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/creepyneko/Morgan-Freeman-God.jpg
This is proof that even if a black man were omnipotent, he'd still have nothing better to do with his powers than lend them to a white man so that the latter can learn an important lesson about himself. Hollywood loves Magical Negroes. Yep.
See what I did there :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

[spiltteeth]

Boy, this seems like a fairly prejudiced thread.

Where's the one for Mohammed? For Islam? You can get a pic of him from google pics or PM me and I'll send you a pic of the dude and you folks can use yr magically interweb skills to skewer him with dildos and such.

Seems like prejudiced atheists to me....

[LOLseph Stalin]

Boy, this seems like a fairly prejudiced thread.

Where's the one for Mohammed? For Islam? You can get a pic of him from google pics or PM me and I'll send you a pic of the dude and you folks can use yr magically interweb skills to skewer him with dildos and such.

Seems like prejudiced atheists to me....

But the Muslims will skewer us for posting his image... :crying:

I do hate all religions equally, but surely that's a bit offensive? Look what happened when a newspaper published cartoons depicting Mohammad...

[Janine Melnitz]

Hey luckily we have a thread on Islamophobia (a post in it summing up my position (http://www.revleft.com/vb/im-calling-us-t113694/index.html?p=1532288#post1532288), if anyone cares) so we don't have to fuck up a funny thread with a retarded argument

[spiltteeth]

Why's doing a thread on Jesus not offensive and one for mohammed is offensive?

I'll post some funny Jesus pics soon, just seeing if anyone here is gonna have the balls to back up their beliefs while making fun of other peoples?

[spiltteeth]

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/saint-stalin.jpg
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/09010120Stalin20220collage-1.jpg

[Janine Melnitz]

Blah bluh blooh buh
Like I said: there's a whole thread about that! Maybe bring it up there?

[spiltteeth]

Hey, these pics are fucking hilarious, I've laughed at them. I even posted some!
I looked at that thread. I failed to see any pics of Mohammed period, with or without dildos. I ain't complaining about these Jesus pics. I'm not offended by them. I'm saying cowboy up and start another one with Mohammed, if anyone here is really an equal opportunity atheist.


http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/cyborgpirateninjajesuswqy8.jpg
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/jesusmalpracticesized8kd.jpg
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/jesusrp7.jpg
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/jesustruckermurder9eb.jpg
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/wwjljesusloot7hm.jpg

[Janine Melnitz]

Yeah the reason I was pointing you to that thread was to point out this "equal opportunity atheist" bullshit you insist on wittering on about is neither this thread's topic nor the self-evident oh fucking forget it

[F9]

Why's doing a thread on Jesus not offensive and one for mohammed is offensive?

I'll post some funny Jesus pics soon, just seeing if anyone here is gonna have the balls to back up their beliefs while making fun of other peoples?

:rolleyes::rolleyes: Start a thread if you want, but stop whinnying in here....We dont make fun of other people, we make fun of "jesus" the "god"..

[The Bear]

jesus is my homeboy :D

shit i like this "jesus in the neighbourhood" jokes , come on , give some more

[The Essence Of Flame Is The Essence Of Change]

http://15.media.tumblr.com/bMmTeS3xDpsd2c3buIy9gTIVo1_500.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0808/jesus-facepalm-facepalm-jesus-epic-demotivational-poster-1218659828.jpg

[spiltteeth]

Yeah the reason I was pointing you to that thread was to point out this "equal opportunity atheist" bullshit you insist on wittering on about is neither this thread's topic nor the self-evident oh fucking forget it

I'm actually of your opinion. I don't believe in the 'equal opportunity atheist' stuff either. It wouldn't be the same thing to joke about Jesus as it would for Mohammed, for many of the reasons you've given.
It was for people who really do believe in it.
I'm not suggesting we make fun of people, and I'm not winning -hell see all the pics I've put up!
I'm just saying it strikes me as silly that some atheists are all about "fighting all religion!" as long as its easy...and not messy...and doesn't offend anyone...and won't get you into trouble...and is socially acceptable...

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/2008-11-29-you-can-always-sell-your.jpg

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/funny_jesus4.jpg

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/neverending-story-jesus.jpg

[Janine Melnitz]

Okay first and third one are fucking awesome

[Il Medico]

After careful review, I realized I haven't posted my fav Jesus video.

Here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLbruW6LTfw

[Black Sheep]

Hey luckily we have a thread on Islamophobia (a post in it summing up my position (http://www.revleft.com/vb/im-calling-us-t113694/index.html?p=1532288#post1532288), if anyone cares) so we don't have to fuck up a funny thread with a retarded argument
That thread was retarded.

I'll start a mohamed thread.

[The Bear]

is there any leaders pics thread ? for us who have fetish on leaders esspecially those macho ones such as mao and stallin

[Honggweilo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOrNBRzztqs

Oi Oi get your head shaved for jebus!

i lol'd @ "unser kreuz braucht keine haken" or "77 heisst gruss gott"

[scarletghoul]

holy shit, that last pic is epic.

[RedAnarchist]

i just drew this

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/xphile2868/jesus.png

[scarletghoul]

lol! Thats genius. Holy, lol

[Abc]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/28/Beatles-Jesus.jpg
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/96/Christpunch.jpg
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/43/Jesus_will_be_back.png
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b3/Republican_jesus.jpg
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/93/Sparta_jesus.jpg
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/08/Jesus_gun11.jpg

[spiltteeth]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/6629/jesustm0.jpg

hmmm...this dog standing backwards has God...and God spelled backwards is dog...then that means that if God was standing backwards-omg! I think I just blew my mind

[brigadista]

http://fatgrrl.com/wp-content/jesus_bandages.jpg

[Black Sheep]

http://i34.tinypic.com/33llc9l.gif

holy fuck, i love you :laugh:

[mannetje]

7479

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

http://fatgrrl.com/wp-content/jesus_bandages.jpg


I use those , no joke.

[NecroCommie]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Pi6YkxGBySg/ShxkbzbcaFI/AAAAAAAAA9s/RKqMjgBPAgE/s320/Jesus+cheeto.png

Mw29Tkvd3Xw
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
I just lost another portion of my faith in humanity. :closedeyes:

[spiltteeth]

http://fatgrrl.com/wp-content/jesus_bandages.jpg

I wonder what the free toy inside is??

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Inky_nesting.jpg

[Il Medico]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f393/clay6618/christ-middle-finger.jpg (http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY29tL2ltYWdlcy9taWRkbG UlMjBmaW5nZXI=)

My friend Sam's reply to my tauting him that the Yanks won the world series (he's a Phillies fan). I find it quite amusing.

[heylelshalem]

nice pics all! if no one minds i am adding these to my collection. one of my favorite hobbies is screwing with fundies.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

I wonder what the free toy inside is??

http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/spiltteeth/Inky_nesting.jpg

Its a plastic dinosour.

[fatpanda]

Guys , Jesus was a COMMUNIST!!!
Most Christians in the World are hypocritical and do not believe in the ACTUAL Words of Jesus, especially Christians in the United States!

Also, although Americans think of themselves as Christian, you will find that they refer to God far more than Jesus, and when they refer to Jesus it is as a distant and abstract figure of worship rather than his teachings and message.
In other words, america doesn't believe in Jesus.

Mock the Church and "Christians" but not necesseraliy Yeshua cause he was indeed very progressive.

[Jazzratt]

Guys , Jesus was a COMMUNIST!!!

WRONG!

Congratulations on spouting one of the most inane and irritating lines on christ, though. Bonus points for the bit where you go on to talk about how most christians aren't following the true word of christ. It's embarassing to be associated with people that say this sort of thing because it's just another example of people trying lamely to hang on to meaningless cultural icons but cherry-picking and bending the words associated with them. Jesus, and more broadly the various gods people huddle under, act simply as reflections of the people preaching about them. They act as malleable, blank surfaces onto which you can imprint your own biases.

There have been millions of threads about Jesus' supposed socialism (find them in the religion forum) and each and every person that has argued them has been as wrong as you. That is to say toweringly wrong, monumentally and cataclsmyically wrong. So wrong that the staggering absolute purity of the wrongness lends creedance to Plato's theory of the forms. That. Fucking. Wrong.

[heylelshalem]

WRONG!

Congratulations on spouting one of the most inane and irritating lines on christ, though. Bonus points for the bit where you go on to talk about how most christians aren't following the true word of christ. It's embarassing to be associated with people that say this sort of thing because it's just another example of people trying lamely to hang on to meaningless cultural icons but cherry-picking and bending the words associated with them. Jesus, and more broadly the various gods people huddle under, act simply as reflections of the people preaching about them. They act as malleable, blank surfaces onto which you can imprint your own biases.

There have been millions of threads about Jesus' supposed socialism (find them in the religion forum) and each and every person that has argued them has been as wrong as you. That is to say toweringly wrong, monumentally and cataclsmyically wrong. So wrong that the staggering absolute purity of the wrongness lends creedance to Plato's theory of the forms. That. Fucking. Wrong.

communist definately no. Socialistic? im not sure if charity for the poor can be conscibed in that manner. One could see some socialistic leanings in the teachings yes....its a good meme either way i guess. To present at least as meat for the fundamentalists to chew on.

[Pirate Utopian]

Guys , Jesus was a COMMUNIST!!!
Most Christians in the World are hypocritical and do not believe in the ACTUAL Words of Jesus, especially Christians in the United States!

Also, although Americans think of themselves as Christian, you will find that they refer to God far more than Jesus, and when they refer to Jesus it is as a distant and abstract figure of worship rather than his teachings and message.
In other words, america doesn't believe in Jesus.

Mock the Church and "Christians" but not necesseraliy Yeshua cause he was indeed very progressive.
Fuck Jesus.

[Andrei Kuznetsov]

Thank you, Jazzratt. Thank you.

I spit and vomit upon the hollow corpse of that wretched Nazarene.

[Andrei Kuznetsov]

Another Duccio:

http://latin.bestmoodle.net/media/duccio400.jpg


"It's Golgotha after the Deposition. Crayon and Magic Marker on butcher paper. It's what the thief who had been promised Paradise really got, when they took the paschal lamb away." "And what was that?" "His legs broken of course, just like his companion who mocked Christ. Are you entirely innocent of the Gospel of St. John? Look at Duccio, then -- he paints accurate crucifixions." -Dr. Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs, p. 19

Also: I wish that Dr. Lecter's crucifix watch mentioned in the book was real. I'd wear it everywhere I go.

[Panda Tse Tung]

http://users.rcn.com/rnlflagg/raptorjesus.jpg

[Il Medico]

Fuck Jesus.
I probably would. I mean, look at those abs:
http://www.crustysocks.com/HTML/IMAGES/CONSPIRACIES/JESUS.JPG

That and he had a great personality.
http://howgoodisthat.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/jesus-thumps-up1.jpg

[Pirate Utopian]

If you like really old people, go ahead.

[Il Medico]

If you like really old people, go ahead.
http://www.politicalreps.com/uploaded_images/old-people-bird-789212.jpg

Oh....Yeah.:laugh:

[Luisrah]

http://www.politicalreps.com/uploaded_images/old-people-bird-789212.jpg

Oh....Yeah.:laugh:

Jebus can't do that anymore, he has no fingers.

Actually a guy in Earth probably has some organic matter in his organism that once belonged to him heh.

I guess the saints have a bit more then.

But talking about saints.
If Guevara was was a devouted christian, he would have been a saint.
Look at the criteria. He sacrificied his life for the poor and opressed, and renounced richness.
He should be a saint. I'd like to tell that to a priest and see what he'd say :tt2:

[Honggweilo]

Jebus can't do that anymore, he has no fingers.

Actually a guy in Earth probably has some organic matter in his organism that once belonged to him heh.

I guess the saints have a bit more then.

But talking about saints.
If Guevara was was a devouted christian, he would have been a saint.
Look at the criteria. He sacrificied his life for the poor and opressed, and renounced richness.
He should be a saint. I'd like to tell that to a priest and see what he'd say :tt2:
There are numerous catholic liberation theologists who fit that description and never in a million year we be sanctified by the vatican.. holocaust deniers on the other hand, will

[Le Libérer]

http://www.archeron.ca/sm-jesus.jpg
(http://www.archeron.ca/sm-jesus.jpg)

[ComradeMan]

I find this thread pathetic and offensive.
Why attack Jesus ad hominem? Why mock a man whose message was simply "treat others the same way you would like to be treated"?- for which he was humiliated and nailed to a cross.
Whether you believe in the divine Jesus or Jesus as merely a good man... this is out of order and somewhat puerile.

By attacking these images, you are not attacking Jesus but man's construction of Jesus and the failures of man are no triumph over Christ. The reason I am anti-clerical and do not like the organised church much is because of what they have done to this simple, good man from Bethlehem.

[Schrödinger's Cat]

More of a comic than pictures, but it's not really offensive towards Christians as much as some particular branches...

http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/03/09/17_franken.html

http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/03/09/franken/p06.jpg

[Pirate Utopian]

I find this thread pathetic and offensive.
Why attack Jesus ad hominem? Why mock a man whose message was simply "treat others the same way you would like to be treated"?- for which he was humiliated and nailed to a cross.
Whether you believe in the divine Jesus or Jesus as merely a good man... this is out of order and somewhat puerile.

By attacking these images, you are not attacking Jesus but man's construction of Jesus and the failures of man are no triumph over Christ. The reason I am anti-clerical and do not like the organised church much is because of what they have done to this simple, good man from Bethlehem.
Fuck off with this boring shite, Jesus didnt exist and even if he did I dont give a fuck about him.

This shit is usually one step away from "Jesus was a socialist!" bullshit.

[Schrödinger's Cat]

Thank you, Jazzratt. Thank you.

I spit and vomit upon the hollow corpse of that wretched Nazarene.

Why?

I'm an atheist, but comments like yours are fairly frustrating. Why do you feel compelled to "spit on" the corpse of a first century philosopher? If you have problems with his followers, that's a different matter. I don't see too many remarks that vilify Plato in the same way, and god knows there's much one can object about in the Republic.

Jesus, whether real or not, is far, far from being the worst philosopher in history.

[ComradeMan]

Who may have never existed in the first place. It is likely and almost certain that Jesus was a mythical figure.


Why is it almost certain? It cannot be proven one way or another.

Apart from that, everywhere people are persecuted for their beliefs, executed for standing up against tyranny and not adopting violence and in all places where there is wicked injustice to those who cannot or will not resot to aggression, there you can find Jesus.

I'm not talking about the blond-blue eyed Jesus of schmaltzy TV and film... the real Jesus- who was in many ways a revolutionary.

[Os Cangaceiros]

http://digitalrightsmanifesto.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/deposition_from_the_cross.jpg

The Entombment (Deposition From the Cross) by Caravaggio (one of my favorite painters).

[ComradeMan]

http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/

One could just as well substitute Superman or Batman in place of Jesus above and that wouldn't make it any more real. My point is we can make up more myths like this to comfort ourselves, but that will not make them true.


No you couldn't... and you know the difference.
Pathetic arguments worthy of high-school children trying to provoke their elders or religious education teachers (US exempt from that if I am not mistaken).

If Jesus had been made up he would not still be remembered in the way he is. I am not talking about the religion built around him, but the man. There is no more evidence to prove that Buddha, Mohammed or even Zoroaster existed- yet their existence is never called into question.

I suppose you would support the Taliban's blowing up of the statues of Buddha then...

Interesting to note how Stalin also reverted back to religion when the proverbial 5H1T hit the fan during the Second World War.

[Os Cangaceiros]

I heard somewhere that the head translator of the Dead Sea Scrolls translated Jesus's name as "mushroom covered in God's sperm" in ancient Hebrew.

His theory was that all of ancient Christianity revolved around magic psychoactive mushrooms, which were worshipped.

[Schrödinger's Cat]

http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/

One could just as well substitute Superman or Batman in place of Jesus above and that wouldn't make it any more real. My point is we can make up more myths like this to comfort ourselves, but that will not make them true.

His point still stands that users are being ridiculously childish with remarks like "I'd spit on his grave." Whether the philosophy of the New Testament is true or false, the work of one man or many, it's still a very important bit of history and in some ways a good contribution to Western thought. I also think if we look as the NT as fiction, the plot has many hidden beauties to it. Like I said, Jesus the philosopher was far more tolerable than many of the popular Greek and modern thinkers who are passed off with praise on RevLeft (cof Stalin).

I'm not particularly bothered by people poking fun at Jesus or any historical figure to a certain degree, and my level of tolerance increases relative to the number of people said individual is directly responsible for killing (emphasis on directly so that we don't go into "Jesus is responsible for the crusades" and "Marx is responsible for North Korea"). But it's clear in both this thread and others that some self-proclaimed revolutionaries are just angered at what Christianity as a religion has become and are taking it out on the philosopher. With that same logic we should have users saying they'd piss on Marx's, because lo and behold, "Marxism" has killed millions.

And no, it's not "almost certain" that Jesus didn't exist. It's up in the air.

[Schrödinger's Cat]

For a second there I forgot that I'm talking to the same person who claimed anarchists are the biggest murderers in history. Brazen immaturity noted.

[Jazzratt]

the real Jesus

:laugh::laugh::laugh:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[al8]

http://englishrussia.com/images/art_modify/15.jpg

[Tyrlop]

http://img.moronail.net/img/4/3/343.jpg
and jesus ate the man and the child together.
and all children praised him
http://i5.tinypic.com/4qhkso5.gif

[Andrei Kuznetsov]

The Entombment (Deposition From the Cross) by Caravaggio (one of my favorite painters).

Excellent choice.

[Luisrah]

http://www.nioutaik.fr/images/galerie/respawn.jpg

[RHIZOMES]

But talking about saints.
If Guevara was was a devouted christian, he would have been a saint.
Look at the criteria. He sacrificied his life for the poor and opressed, and renounced richness.
He should be a saint. I'd like to tell that to a priest and see what he'd say :tt2:

My Catholic mother thinks Che Guevara qualifies as a saint.

True story.


I find this thread pathetic and offensive.
Why attack Jesus ad hominem? Why mock a man whose message was simply "treat others the same way you would like to be treated"?

He also called himself the son of God. A bit of an egotist if I do say so myself.

[Schrödinger's Cat]

Well, we don't know about that. Other people claimed he was a god. Or son of god. Or an onion, I'm told.

[RHIZOMES]

Well, we don't know about that. Other people claimed he was a god. Or son of god. Or an onion, I'm told.

So what makes the quotes that supposedly make him "socialistic" any more true or false than his claiming he was the Son of God?

Who even gives a fuck

[NecroCommie]

I don't. :D

[RHIZOMES]

I don't. :D

:thumbup1:

[hugsandmarxism]

http://www.hongfire.com/cg/data/14/c9b27653e57afc24d3b77fc86904e1bcdcc9e48c.gif

[cb9's_unity]

Now I understand, jesus died to save us from turn-based menu screens and text only conversation systems. I'll remember to thank him for this whilst playing Mass Effect this Christmas.

[metalero]

:lol:Hahaha. If only, if only...

http://www.freethunk.net/videos/jesus-meets-the-terminator.gif

the best.

[metalero]

http://bibliotecavirtual.clacso.org.ar/ar/libros/cuba/jiribilla/D/2005/n191_01/rostgaard/rostgaard07.jpg

Liberation Theology, courtesy of OSPAAAL (http://www.docspopuli.org/CubaWebCat/gallery-13.html)

[Sasha]

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ut-jesuskitty.jpg

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/shocker_jesus.jpg

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/brunos-kickass-jesus.jpg

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/JesusPez_Kelly-P.jpg

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ut-loljesus.jpg

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Hanna-jesus-P.jpg

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/downsJesus_anon-P.jpg

http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/selection_226_21-P.jpg

:blink:

[Le Libérer]

http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv6edkS0Ga1qzvl4eo1_500.jpg

http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv599g7aT31qzvl4eo1_500.jpg

http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv58vggDLi1qzvl4eo1_500.jpg

[Sasha]

not realy jesus but:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-inappropriate-innuendo-fail.jpg

[Le Libérer]

http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv58z6zLOa1qzvl4eo1_500.jpg

[Lyev]

http://www.johnnydee.net/imagesjd/zJesus.jpg
:thumbup1: Jesus loves no more nails
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-your-cat-has-found-jesus.jpg

[Lord Testicles]

http://www.johnnydee.net/imagesjd/zJesus.jpg
:thumbup1: Jesus loves no more nails


I always thought that would make an great advert.

http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/13060/original/1245884883407.jpg?1251592036
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/13057/original/Trucker.jpg?1251591335
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/21335/original/1249570592643.jpg?1254440834

[mastershake16]

I find some of these pretty funny, but I would just like to point out that Catholics ( Can't speak for other Christians) do not believe in Creationism haha Catholics fully recognize evolution and believe that the Bible does NOT contradict evolution because Catholics do not interpret the Bible literally.

There are soooo many misconceptions about Catholicism, that it'd take a while to explain them all but some of these pictures are pretty funny lol

There are actually Christians who take up serpents... literally. They play around with them and pray haha

If I could put a something up it would be Michelangelo's Pieta.

[DecDoom]

I would just like to point out that Catholics ( Can't speak for other Christians) do not believe in Creationism

I would like to rebuke that statement based on my own experiences in the Catholic church.

[Chambered Word]

http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/13060/original/1245884883407.jpg?1251592036


Reminds me of the 4chan /k/ version of that picture. "Why did they give me a toy gun? If /k/ommandos see me they'll laugh themselves to death."


I find some of these pretty funny, but I would just like to point out that Catholics ( Can't speak for other Christians) do not believe in Creationism haha Catholics fully recognize evolution and believe that the Bible does NOT contradict evolution because Catholics do not interpret the Bible literally.

The Pope has, officially. I'm sure alot of Catholics still believe in creationism.

[mastershake16]

I would like to rebuke that statement based on my own experiences in the Catholic church.

Well, whoever is saying Catholics are supposed to believe in Creationism, smack them and tell them to read the OFFICIAL Church teachings.

My source is the Catechism of the Catholic Church.
If you still believe in Creationism crap, you're not a practicing Catholic.

I'm sure some other Christians believe in it, but not Catholics.
Or at least the educated who do some research.

[CELMX]

not really a pic, i know it's old, but i keep lol ing :laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVseBfMq_Dc

[Lord Testicles]

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/ImageDatabase/PostImages/6943/Large/If_youre_Jesus_and_you_know_it_clap_your_hands.jpg

[A.J.]

http://tinyurl.com/yzubqs4

[Il Medico]

I would like to rebuke that statement based on my own experiences in the Catholic church.
The Catholic church itself does not endorse creationism, as Pope John Paul II passed one of those decree things that said the Church recognizes evolution. But individual Catholics on the other hand...

[mastershake16]

If you don't follow Church teachings you are not a Catholic. If you think Jesus was not the Messiah, you are not Catholic. If you do not believe in Evolution, you are not Catholic. Just because some damn hick who believes in Creationism who says he/she is "Catholic" doesn't mean Catholics believe in Creationism...

"decree things" are Encyclicals I believe

[Bright Banana Beard]

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/01/18/Jesus_gun.jpg

[Le Libérer]

http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/80968/1257510151/affair.jpg

[Tower of Bebel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0eFVIbAmGE

[Comrade B]

file:///C:/Users/BC2/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-3.pnghttp://www.hongfire.com/cg/data/14/c9b27653e57afc24d3b77fc86904e1bcdcc9e48c.gif
You didn't use blind on the dude that stabs him

[Rusty Shackleford]

i lol'd

[Le Libérer]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/tmt45z9/interwebz%20meme/tasa.jpg

[The Vegan Marxist]

http://i47.tinypic.com/102ulah.jpg

[Uppercut]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/Jesus_halo_awesome_funny_jesus.jpg


http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/funny-jesus-16.jpg

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/2268/jesusandlassiewa0.jpg

[al8]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3647/1266808046370.jpg

[al8]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9407/1266187480408.jpg

[¿Que?]

I'm not sure if this is a repeat. I thought it was funny!

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/23065/original/jesus_bro.gif?1255757121

[Tifosi]

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj233/sellers_roy/CHRISTIAN/funny_jesus_7.gif

[Bandito]

Not exactly Jesus, but still a brilliant one:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs425.snc3/24519_113741491977813_100000258875334_199157_40981 33_n.jpg

[Bandito]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs445.ash1/24519_113741495311146_100000258875334_199158_53090 96_n.jpg

[Jazzhands]

This one :laugh:

[NoOneIsIllegal]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/b/ba/Baby4sale.jpg/180px-Baby4sale.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b209/Powerbait/Jesuswithlittleone.jpg
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/2408/12914ul1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/itsjustzach/hslol.jpg
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/5927/jesusux5.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/itsjustzach/sdlol.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/Gobfinger/saint-thomas-jesus.jpg

[praxis1966]

Anyone up for smoking up with the messiah?

I once smoked a joint rolled out of a page from Revelation. Does that count?

[F9]

I once smoked a joint rolled out of a page from Revelation. Does that count?

http://www.kifines.com/forum/smileys/Hail.gif You are the messiah http://www.kifines.com/forum/smileys/Hail.gif

[Mumbles]

I once smoked a joint rolled out of a page from Revelation. Does that count?

They print bibles on really nice papers.

[praxis1966]

They print bibles on really nice papers.

Yes they do, sir, yes they do.


You are the messiah

If you liked that, you'll love this. One time a buddy of mine and I got hammered on officially consecrated wine his parents bought on a trip to Israel aka "The Holy Land." We stumbled around all night saying, "It can't be a sin, I'm intoxicated with the Lord!"

And then there's the time when I was 16. My 14 year old girlfriend was grounded by her parents, but she went to some Southern Baptist church with her aunt every Sunday. She calls me from her aunt's house and is all, "Well, if you wanna see me this weekend, you'll have to go to church with me." Long story short, I finger banged her in one of the back pews while the preacher was mid-sermon.

[Jazzratt]

What I remember from smoking with bible pages is basically that they're a pain in the arse to tear into a useable size/shape and the lack of adhesive makes them a right bugger to hold together. Still, they do in a pinch.

[praxis1966]

What I remember from smoking with bible pages is basically that they're a pain in the arse to tear into a useable size/shape...

Unless you roll a quarter of an ounce into one like we did.

[leftace53]

Unless you roll a quarter of an ounce into one like we did.

What a baller. :thumbup1:

[Dr Mindbender]

Oh, exploitable.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d139/subzero2006/jesus_knocking.jpg

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d139/subzero2006/raptorjesus.jpg


360 Jesus.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d139/subzero2006/Satancrusher.png

[Invincible Summer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGTBFPte-MY

[Leonid Brozhnev]

I saw that. Insurance companies said 'It was an act of God'... God is an ass nugget.

[An archist]

"Don't just stand stand there, you cow, go get some pliers!"
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs262.snc3/27778_402323432091_23424317091_4180609_3501774_n.j pg

[Veg_Athei_Socialist]

Lol this is a great thread! Keep them pictures coming.

[BeerShaman]

http://seemikedraw.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/jesus.jpg

[BeerShaman]

http://www.cannabisculture.com/backissues/cc11/pics/Jesus_Fu.jpg

[BeerShaman]

http://pottokettle.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/obama-jesus.jpg

[RedStarOverChina]

Christian theologists all over the world are scrambling to decipher the meaning behind this latest divine revelation.

[Adi Shankara]

Thank you, Jazzratt. Thank you.

I spit and vomit upon the hollow corpse of that wretched Nazarene.

I desired there to be less trifling with the label ‘atheism’ (which reminds one of children, assuring everyone who is ready to listen to them that they are not afraid of the bogey man), and that instead the content of philosophy should be brought to the people.

--Karl Marx (Letter to Ruge, November 24, 1842.)

[RedStarOverChina]

The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness. To call on them to give up their illusions about their condition is to call on them to give up a condition that requires illusions. The criticism of religion is, therefore, in embryo, the criticism of that vale of tears of which religion is the halo.

---Karl Marx, in the introduction to A Contribution to the Critique of Hegal's Philosophy of the Right

[Adi Shankara]

With that said, this Tibetan Thangka depiction of Jesus is my favorite, because it predates most Christianity in Europe, and thus is extremely rare:

http://www.viewzone.com/jesus/jesus2right.jpg

[Adi Shankara]

The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness. To call on them to give up their illusions about their condition is to call on them to give up a condition that requires illusions. The criticism of religion is, therefore, in embryo, the criticism of that vale of tears of which religion is the halo.

---Karl Marx, in the introduction to A Contribution to the Critique of Hegal's Philosophy of the Right

I don't know what this quote has to do with anything related to what I posted above, except that Marx, while being atheist, was against direct attacks on religion. Anyways, I agree with Marx, the Hegelian analysis of religion is BS, however, I wonder what Marx thinks of religions that don't rely on boons for material possessions or to improve material conditions. (because not every religion has a god that provides things, I.e, many African religions)

[Rusty Shackleford]

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/7/8/29278.jpg?v=1

this is REAL too.

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/4/1/28841.jpg?v=1

[leftace53]

http://www.frontarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jesusskates.jpg
Does this count?

[Rusty Shackleford]

yes, thats actually badass.

[Luisrah]

http://www.frontarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jesusskates.jpg
Does this count?

I guess he made the skate a cross because he doesn't like to make sharp turns.

Heh, I know, I suck at this :lol:

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Hahahahaha.....I fucking LOVE this thread!

[Il Medico]

http://d3uwin5q170wpc.cloudfront.net/photo/41302_700.jpg?ref=nf

[Blackscare]

http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/comics/00000061.gif

[Sir Comradical]

http://www.pophangover.com/images/jesus-everywhere-6.jpg