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Dr. Rosenpenis
23rd July 2003, 22:05
Purple Haze

PURPLE HAZE ALL IN MY BRAIN
LATELY THINGS JUST DON'T SEEM THE SAME
ACTIN' FUNNY BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY
'SCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THE SKY

PURPLE HAZE ALL AROUND
DON'T KNOW IF I'M COMIN' UP OR DOWN
AM I HAPPY OR IN MISERY?
WHATEVER IT IS, THAT GIRL PUT A SPELL ON ME

HELP ME HELP ME
OH NO NO...NO

YEAH
PURPLE HAZE ALL IN MY EYES
DONT KNOW IF ITS DAY OR NIGHT
YOU GOT ME BLOWIN, BLOWIN MA MIND
IS IT TOMOROW OR JUST THE END OF TIME?

NO, HELP ME AW YEAH! OH NO NO OH HELP ME ......ect
FatFreeMilk
23rd July 2003, 22:16
Yes! You started a thread on an artist that kicks ass!Purple Haze is my fav.!
Jesus Christ
23rd July 2003, 22:45
brian may is the greatest guitarist ever
Dirty Commie
24th July 2003, 00:43
Primus 32302-The death squads are knocking on your door.
And Jimi's version of Bob Dylan's "all along the watchtower" is the best (see my profile)
Rastafari
24th July 2003, 00:54
Jimi Hendrix and the Experience/Band of Gypsies were formidable, indeed. Hendrix is, without a doubt in any conscious music-lover's mind, the best guitarman of all time...ever

And a hellova' vocalist as well
CopperGoat
24th July 2003, 03:23
Yeah, Jimi Hendrix is the greatest, not to mention he had a way with the ladies, anyone would when you have a 12 inch penis.
Dr. Rosenpenis
24th July 2003, 04:18
The wind cries Mary

After all the jacks are in their boxes
and the clowns have all gone to bed
You can hear happiness staggering on down the street
footsteps dressed in red
And the wind whispers Mary
A broom is drearily sweeping
up the broken pieces of yesterdays life
Somewhere a queen is weeping
Somewhere a king has no wife
And the wind, it cries Mary
The traffic lights, they turn, uh, blue tomorrow
and shine their emptiness down on my bed
The tiny island sags down stream
'cause the life that lived is,
is dead
And the wind screams Mary
Uh-will the wind ever remember
the names it has blow in the past?
And with this crutch, its old age, and its wisdom
it whispers no, this will be the last
And the wind cries Mary



al along the watchtower is also a very good song, commie.
Danton
24th July 2003, 10:35
Brian May is a bad joke...with really fucked hair.

See him doing his ridiculous solo on top of Buckingham palace for the Queen's jubilee....ok I'm being harsh but in comparison to JIMI - there aint no comparison..




"And the wind, cried Mary..."
EL OBiSPO
24th July 2003, 13:58
3rd stone from the sun :D yay!

Star fleet to scout ship, please give your position. Over.
I'm in orbit around the third planet from the star called
the sun. Over.
You mean its the Earth? Over.
Positive. It is known to have some form of intelligent species. Over.
I think we should take a look.

Strange beautiful grass of green,
with your majestic silver seas
Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer
May I land my kinky machine?

Strange beautiful, grass of green
with your majestic silver seas
Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer
May I land my kinky machine?

Although your world wonders me,
with your majestic and superior cackling hen
Your people I do not understand,
so to you I shall put an end
And you'll
never hear
surf music again

Secret
Oh, secret
Oh
Shhhh...
Lefty
25th July 2003, 09:04
There is no comparison to Jimi. The only person that comes close is Jimmy Page. You people have great taste in music.

I love "Castles Made of Sand."

P.S. Coppergoat, wasn't it like 10 1/2 inches? 12 seems like overkill.
Dr. Rosenpenis
25th July 2003, 17:53
Jimmy Page is also a genius, see my Led Zeppelin thread

P.S. Coppergoat, wasn't it like 10 1/2 inches? 12 seems like overkill.

how do you guys know this stuff??
Hampton
26th July 2003, 16:26
Who you trying to fool Victor, you know you knew about it.
Rastafari
26th July 2003, 16:35
Jesus Christ!
Thats a big member.
It only adds to his impossibly-great legacy, though
Dr. Rosenpenis
26th July 2003, 20:23
but seriously, is the size of his member common knowledge??
Hampton
26th July 2003, 21:17
I don't know about the exact size of it, but it has been called the "Penis de Milo."
Rastafari
26th July 2003, 21:26
that pussy brain may probably doesn't even have a penis!1!
Dr. Rosenpenis
27th July 2003, 05:19
Quote: from Hampton on 3:17 pm on July 26, 2003
I don't know about the exact size of it, but it has been called the "Penis de Milo."


LOL!! hilarious!
Lefty
27th July 2003, 07:05
It was in Rolling Stone a while ago. apparently some groupies measured it and cast it in plaster.
Ironfist
27th July 2003, 15:46
Quote: from Rastafari on 9:26 pm on July 26, 2003
that pussy brain may probably doesn't even have a penis!1!


Shut the fuck up




Yeah Jimi was great. He made the only version of the US anthem i can actually listen :)
Rastafari
27th July 2003, 18:10
Its the true US anthem
Dr. Rosenpenis
27th July 2003, 19:14
The U$ anthem isn't even that good, this one is much better
http://www.funet.fi/pub/culture/russian/ly...dArmyChorus.mp3 (http://www.funet.fi/pub/culture/russian/lyrics/political/SovietUnionNationalAnthem_RedArmyChorus.mp3)

but ol' Jimi played the American one pretty well, though.
Rastafari
28th July 2003, 01:11
and he had a huge dork!!!
Dr. Rosenpenis
28th July 2003, 02:31
Quote: from Rastafari on 7:11 pm on July 27, 2003
and he had a huge dork!!!

get over it